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bustyhelen: Nice list. i like dat fally guy. dbanj rocksure here again? |
Missmossy: I dey oo..wetin dey sup naa? shhhhhssss im good. How about you? |
Now we have a player that causes send offs-sanchez! No worry sanch u played well |
daveP: two defenders score. Now the game will loosen up definitely. Sanogo should shoot hard,and leave flair for later. That fa cup display he must replicate it. But note- Ramsey to score!I SAID IT!!!!!! |
frankben: hahaha.( brings out tape recorder from dummy gustavo, plays it and a shriek is heard. Smooches beard) u gave a dummy an ankle lock and the tape plays automatically. The fear of gustavo is TRULLLLLY IN YOU ( pieces dummy to nuts and bolts) ![]() |
frankben:( the door he thinks leads to his room changes to door to the kitchen, he meets Gustavo there!!!!! a shriek is heard thru the building) ![]() |
sammycarz: Koscieleny was responsible for Hangeland's goal. Hangeland was responsible for Koscieleny's goal.two defenders score. Now the game will loosen up definitely. Sanogo should shoot hard,and leave flair for later. That fa cup display he must replicate it. But note- Ramsey to score! |
charijee: Frankben when did the sitting room become your room?....what you're looking for i can't give youi did, he isnt to occupy space like any room till further notice. What he does there is erm worth curfewing him for.but d restriction to glue to d couch is his own idea/ way of sulking. Hw r u? |
frankben: sorry.... Na only mirinda and eva water wey i get here.... You can check for red wine in daveP's room....u grounded urself for d utmost pleyo of want. Hmm (smells mirinda bottle, coughs) decoy since when? Don simon in mirinda bottle. Yeeeeehhhh |
Mark Jelks DOB- April 10, 1984
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Seye Ogunlewe DOB- Aug 30, 1991
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Jaymima: This too should be added to our PERIODIC TABLE:( tries hard to add some properties) ![]() reaction in air- reaction with H2O- valency- it has two atomic masses like chlorine- chai! u must be studying chemistry? |
Yeahh!! So on point. Its used outside africa these days-thanks to pquare! LaRoyalHighness: The word 'wahala' should be added to the dictionary. |
Clearwaters: Thanks, I'm sorry about last night. ( continues dancing to Obimo ) |
(whistling i lak to movit movit) hi xup! ![]() |
RIP!! GOSH LANICKY oMG! Thats devastating! What happened to the oath to save lives 1st? Now UCH......... By road again to UCH? When we cry for chopper services its all pointing back to the GOvt. Lemme not start...... Take heart Lanicky!!! Whew. |
Clearwaters: I just need your prayers for me to stay strong.its alright, charijee said it all. welcome back |
Tested/diagnosed 1st, before letting your brain, muscles and joints to rest. Also take note of this, how many hours do you focus on work? ( at work, still on work,even at home, then homework again) if u can collate this is a week, and its alarming....... Il advise one thing ( Oga Seun's idea is good o) BUT QUIT THAT JOB!!!! My uncle died of this amnesia stuff- lawyer! A pain in the ass even to his kids the year he died. Its dangerous to overwork the powerhouse. Get checked up quickly! |
When fools speak, the odour permeates fresh air@ derenle let him call back michealingo and leonardo from their grave to come draw d perfect woman for him. Arrant nansence |
the devil has made what was once in the wrong direction to be now right in direction. Cohabit ko, koba-hit ni!Seriously its rubbish- just one excuse is given-- knowing more about your partner! Ce fini. Cant he/she know since its not only one way to know a person. And again its the fear of crashing that made it so valid. Meaning that fireproof among partners is thin to say the least. The man cant absorb Nkechi's insult. Bolatito cant do without using pestles in a fight, so mama lekan advices he lives with Bola to confirm the rumor. Pa Goddy advices Ugo to give her belle to see her loyalty as they live together. I even heard that a certain tribe in Nigeria makes it a MUST for the lady to get pregnated before they can smell the aisle! Bottomline- the fear of the unknown. Entering the school to write a test without registering properly. |
Using eyes to talk to your children-Yorubas Hausa dudes bonding and rarely mixing with other tribes anywhere in Nigeria (rare to see them mix, but the ones ive mixed with are very friendly) Shaking with left hands before the hug ( maybe its not a culture, but ive come to discover ogboni cultist/Lodge members do that well) the term ' washing' amongst Yorubas- buy car, u must 'wash' , buy house, u must 'wash, even buy bread sef, u must 'wash' ( i dey fear my people small) those purdah stuff to me is foreign. And finally must you pour Libation cos u brot mercedes benz. Before the car was invented, what was libation for? -a new baby? Thats d lil ive seen and taken note of in 6yrs |
Clearwaters: My sweet E-family, I've missed you all so greatly. I don't know how to break down this news but I do hope..............hmm (exhales deeply) love you too. Wetin dey do me sef. Hw i go gree? |
Ogho-Oghene Egwero DOB- Nov 26 1988
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Obinna metu DOB-July 12 1988
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Divine Oduduru DOB- Oct 7 1996
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banega: Hey Everyone, I just wanted to thank all of you and let you guys know how wonderful it feels to have friends like y'all,. That can share in my special day!! Even though i do not know y'all personally, no mentions, you with us, our lil way of wishing you all tha best! Hope you had fun? ![]() |
CONTINUATION....... DEDICATED TO BANEGA =============================== As she drove through the metropolis, the streetlights still on she became afraid as thoughts of how her kids would react on seeing her. What would go through their minds? Especially Louis and Helen? Reunion of this sort were not always predictable, however close those involved were. She might be seen as a mother, or a stranger, a loser, a coward! A bus conductor swore at her for her driving as the bus sped past her. These Volkswagen buses aka Danfo, were just not respecters of anybody. Stay clear if you wanted no disturbance. Except you wanted to replace time with fits of anger and abusive vocabulary, which only you understood when fighting them. She remembered the call conversation between her Father-in-law. He didnt seem to be enjoying their non-efforts at reconciliation. She needed to get back up and shake off remorse, bitterness, replacing it with love, forgiveness. " I know you did wrong Dupe, even as i wouldnt take such actions from you on a normal day. You left on your own, and its ten years and not one effort from you both to end this this mess? That is uncalled for. " He said " Ola have been faithful , and i applaud him for that, for not taking another wife in the process. This would have ruined everything you two have sweated out with your blood. Your children need you in their lives now, and not later. Ola needs you, even if his body language is saying the opposite. " He went on and she remembered the call lasted Thirty minutes. An incoming call cut short her line of thoughts and she saw it was her boss- Big Larry. Why wouldnt he let her be, she thought. He was gathering ground about her and this was usual for a married man. He kept throwing romantic traps at will. " Good morning Sir. The day's yet to begin." She said calmly. " Hmm Dupe, stop calling me 'sir'. Well this is about me, about us. Cant we just talk this out. Stop being madam remorseful. I can be exactly what you need at this tough time in your life." " Im trying hard in mending up my life in a way you wouldnt understand. I prefer we keep it at a boss- employee level, Its.......... " " Absolutely fine. He interrupted excitingly. But do remember, Biggg Larry is going to be waiting to spice up your life, your boring life. Dont be blind to see the light at the end of the tunnel Dupe. And dont let all my cards, text messages be in vain. You might not find another romantic boy like me. " The call ended. Big Larry!! The randy boss! He even referred to himself as a boy. She thought as she rounded off a road joint. She wasnt ready to fall for his gimmicks. As she approached her former home, she discovered the street wore a new look. The once bushy landscape was now occupied with houses on both sides. She looked at the time. It read 7:01 AM, she was almost an hour early for the family meeting. Then she became aware of the sky-blue lace- cloth she wore that morning. She packed a few metres far from the compound and walked in. As she walked in, a tall gentleman in black singlet-wear and shorts was washing a Lexus Jeep. She remembered the Jeep and in seconds, her mind moved faster than she anticipated. It arrived at one conclusion..... " Bolu, Boluwatife! " She Blurted out nervously. The tall gentleman alertedly raised his head and dropped the water hose and Brush he held instantly. That same moment she removed her glasses and stood, both of them shocked as though by Thunder. --------------------------------------------------- " Erm, erm. " was the only words Bolu could utter. He ran........ Song: Tupac- Dear Mama |
Unibenstudent: *watching a scene of titanic in nairaland acting live by ifyangela and davephmm! |
Tom-tom en jerry sid- ice age donkaey-shrek john- justice league but... |
IfyAngela: Lovelace from happy feetlovelaaaccce!! |
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shhhhhssss im good. How about you?
. Actually it was your gustavo that screamed.... You see.... I'm unbeatable on my day

