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Celebrities › Re: Top 12 Most Famous African Entertainers ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 7:51pm On Aug 16, 2014
bustyhelen: Nice list. i like dat fally guy. dbanj rocks
ure here again? shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 7:45pm On Aug 16, 2014
Missmossy: I dey oo..wetin dey sup naa?
cheesy shhhhhssss im good. How about you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by daveP(m): 7:28pm On Aug 16, 2014
Now we have a player that causes send offs-sanchez! No worry sanch u played well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by daveP(m): 7:23pm On Aug 16, 2014
daveP: two defenders score. Now the game will loosen up definitely. Sanogo should shoot hard,and leave flair for later. That fa cup display he must replicate it. But note- Ramsey to score!
I SAID IT!!!!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:57pm On Aug 16, 2014
frankben: hahaha. grin. Actually it was your gustavo that screamed.... You see.... I'm unbeatable on my day grin
( brings out tape recorder from dummy gustavo, plays it and a shriek is heard. Smooches beard) grin grin grin grin u gave a dummy an ankle lock and the tape plays automatically. The fear of gustavo is TRULLLLLY IN YOU ( pieces dummy to nuts and bolts) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:46pm On Aug 16, 2014
frankben: shocked shocked

*enters my room to prove him wrong*
( the door he thinks leads to his room changes to door to the kitchen, he meets Gustavo there!!!!! grin a shriek is heard thru the building) grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 16th August 2014 by daveP(m): 6:35pm On Aug 16, 2014
sammycarz: Koscieleny was responsible for Hangeland's goal. Hangeland was responsible for Koscieleny's goal.
two defenders score. Now the game will loosen up definitely. Sanogo should shoot hard,and leave flair for later. That fa cup display he must replicate it. But note- Ramsey to score!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:28pm On Aug 16, 2014
charijee: Frankben when did the sitting room become your room?....what you're looking for i can't give you
i did, he isnt to occupy space like any room till further notice. What he does there is erm worth curfewing him for.but d restriction to glue to d couch is his own idea/ way of sulking.




Hw r u?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:23pm On Aug 16, 2014
frankben: sorry.... Na only mirinda and eva water wey i get here.... You can check for red wine in daveP's room....

By the way, i'm on restricting orders right? What are you looking for inside my room? You want to implicate me again?
u grounded urself for d utmost pleyo of want. Hmm (smells mirinda bottle, coughs) decoy since when? Don simon in mirinda bottle. Yeeeeehhhh
Celebrities › Re: Faces Of Team Nigeria Athletes At The AAC by daveP(m): 3:34pm On Aug 16, 2014
Mark Jelks

DOB- April 10, 1984

Celebrities › Re: Faces Of Team Nigeria Athletes At The AAC by daveP(m): 3:24pm On Aug 16, 2014
Seye Ogunlewe

DOB- Aug 30, 1991

Education › Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by daveP(m): 3:17pm On Aug 16, 2014
Jaymima: This too should be added to our PERIODIC TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask. Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive, 2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent. 2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirror.
( tries hard to add some properties) grin

reaction in air-
reaction with H2O-
valency-
it has two atomic masses like chlorine-
chai!

grin u must be studying chemistry?
Education › Re: Oxford Dictionaries Adds ‘hot Mess,’ ‘side boob, ‘throw Shade And More To dictio by daveP(m): 3:13pm On Aug 16, 2014
Yeahh!! So on point. Its used outside africa these days-thanks to pquare! smiley
LaRoyalHighness: The word 'wahala' should be added to the dictionary.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:59pm On Aug 16, 2014
Clearwaters: Thanks, I'm sorry about last night.

davep ose.

frankben dear I sight you o, thanks.
smiley ( continues dancing to Obimo )
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 2:34pm On Aug 16, 2014
(whistling i lak to movit movit) hi xup! wink
Politics › Re: The Culpability of FG And Striking Doctors In Deaths of Nigerians by daveP(m): 2:18pm On Aug 16, 2014
RIP!!
GOSH LANICKY oMG!


Thats devastating! What happened to the oath to save lives 1st?




Now UCH......... By road again to UCH?




When we cry for chopper services its all pointing back to the GOvt. Lemme not start......




Take heart Lanicky!!! Whew.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:12pm On Aug 16, 2014
Clearwaters: I just need your prayers for me to stay strong.

Charijee thanks,......you are a mother I swear. this woman follow my case o, maybe if no be her I for commit suicide last night. lose iya mi smiley

Xtarxhyne thanks, hmmmmm were is that my new crush your brother a. tongue

Cheriepet thanks, God bless.

Frankben thanks, I love you dear.

davep thanks, he left his vigil for me. ose oko Mi.

Logodwhiz and every other person, thank you all.
its alright, charijee said it all. smiley welcome back
Health › Re: Am I Suffering From Acute Memory Loss Or Forgetfulness? by daveP(m): 2:05pm On Aug 16, 2014
Tested/diagnosed 1st, before letting your brain, muscles and joints to rest.

Also take note of this, how many hours do you focus on work? ( at work, still on work,even at home, then homework again) if u can collate this is a week, and its alarming....... Il advise one thing ( Oga Seun's idea is good o)











BUT QUIT THAT JOB!!!!


My uncle died of this amnesia stuff- lawyer! A pain in the ass even to his kids the year he died. Its dangerous to overwork the powerhouse. Get checked up quickly!
Celebrities › Re: The Hottest Bachelors In Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 12:02am On Aug 16, 2014
When fools speak, the odour permeates fresh air@ derenle

let him call back michealingo and leonardo from their grave to come draw d perfect woman for him. Arrant nansence
Romance › Re: Living Together Before Marriage - Is It A Good Idea? by daveP(m):
grin the devil has made what was once in the wrong direction to be now right in direction. Cohabit ko, koba-hit ni!



Seriously its rubbish- just one excuse is given-- knowing more about your partner! Ce fini.



Cant he/she know since its not only one way to know a person. And again its the fear of crashing that made it so valid. Meaning that fireproof among partners is thin to say the least. The man cant absorb Nkechi's insult. Bolatito cant do without using pestles in a fight, so mama lekan advices he lives with Bola to confirm the rumor. Pa Goddy advices Ugo to give her belle to see her loyalty as they live together.


I even heard that a certain tribe in Nigeria makes it a MUST for the lady to get pregnated before they can smell the aisle!

Bottomline- the fear of the unknown. Entering the school to write a test without registering properly.
Culture › Re: Culture Shock: Have You Ever Experienced It? by daveP(m): 11:47pm On Aug 15, 2014
Using eyes to talk to your children-Yorubas


Hausa dudes bonding and rarely mixing with other tribes anywhere in Nigeria (rare to see them mix, but the ones ive mixed with are very friendly)



Shaking with left hands before the hug ( maybe its not a culture, but ive come to discover ogboni cultist/Lodge members do that well)



the term ' washing' amongst Yorubas- buy car, u must 'wash' , buy house, u must 'wash, even buy bread sef, u must 'wash' ( i dey fear my people small)




those purdah stuff to me is foreign.



And finally must you pour Libation cos u brot mercedes benz. Before the car was invented, what was libation for? -a new baby?




Thats d lil ive seen and taken note of in 6yrs
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:01pm On Aug 15, 2014
Clearwaters: My sweet E-family, I've missed you all so greatly. I don't know how to break down this news but I do hope..............

This post should might be my very last post as a Nairalander till I return and I don't know when that will be. it might take days, weeks, months, I really can't say. my heart is very heavy right now and i wish I can talk more than this or even explain to you all as my family here on Nl but I can't.

I will miss you all greatly and please always put me in your prayers.

I love you all.

cheers. kiss

daveP


This family will forever be the best I've come to meet on Nl. I will miss you all. kiss cry
hmm (exhales deeply) love you too.






Wetin dey do me sef. Hw i go gree?
Celebrities › Re: Faces Of Team Nigeria Athletes At The AAC by daveP(m): 7:51pm On Aug 15, 2014
Ogho-Oghene Egwero

DOB- Nov 26 1988

Celebrities › Re: Faces Of Team Nigeria Athletes At The AAC by daveP(m): 7:31pm On Aug 15, 2014
Obinna metu

DOB-July 12 1988

Celebrities › Re: Faces Of Team Nigeria Athletes At The AAC by daveP(m): 7:24pm On Aug 15, 2014
Divine Oduduru
DOB- Oct 7 1996

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:28pm On Aug 15, 2014
banega: Hey Everyone, I just wanted to thank all of you and let you guys know how wonderful it feels to have friends like y'all,. That can share in my special day!! Even though i do not know y'all personally, tongue . Who cares anyways? Your wishes were all that was needed, to make my birthday much more special!! In no particular order!! I wanna say thank you again! daveP, Cheriepet, charijee, lanicky, Xtarxhyne • Friends, Thank you so much for the kind words on my birthday! I really appreciate the well wishes, as I slowly climb over the hill• God bless you all smiley cheesy ±
cheesy cheesy no mentions, you with us, our lil way of wishing you all tha best! Hope you had fun? smiley
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION.......

DEDICATED TO BANEGA

===============================




As she drove through the metropolis, the streetlights still on she became afraid as thoughts of how her kids would react on seeing her. What would go through their minds? Especially Louis and Helen? Reunion of this sort were not always predictable, however close those involved were. She might be seen as a mother, or a stranger, a loser, a coward!



A bus conductor swore at her for her driving as the bus sped past her. These Volkswagen buses aka Danfo, were just not respecters of anybody. Stay clear if you wanted no disturbance. Except you wanted to replace time with fits of anger and abusive vocabulary, which only you understood when fighting them.



She remembered the call conversation between her Father-in-law. He didnt seem to be enjoying their non-efforts at reconciliation. She needed to get back up and shake off remorse, bitterness, replacing it with love, forgiveness.

" I know you did wrong Dupe, even as i wouldnt take such actions from you on a normal day. You left on your own, and its ten years and not one effort from you both to end this this mess? That is uncalled for. " He said



" Ola have been faithful , and i applaud him for that, for not taking another wife in the process. This would have ruined everything you two have sweated out with your blood. Your children need you in their lives now, and not later. Ola needs you, even if his body language is saying the opposite. " He went on and she remembered the call lasted Thirty minutes.



An incoming call cut short her line of thoughts and she saw it was her boss- Big Larry. Why wouldnt he let her be, she thought. He was gathering ground about her and this was usual for a married man. He kept throwing romantic traps at will.

" Good morning Sir. The day's yet to begin." She said calmly.

" Hmm Dupe, stop calling me 'sir'. Well this is about me, about us. Cant we just talk this out. Stop being madam remorseful. I can be exactly what you need at this tough time in your life."


" Im trying hard in mending up my life in a way you wouldnt understand. I prefer we keep it at a boss- employee level, Its.......... "


" Absolutely fine. He interrupted excitingly. But do remember, Biggg Larry is going to be waiting to spice up your life, your boring life. Dont be blind to see the light at the end of the tunnel Dupe. And dont let all my cards, text messages be in vain. You might not find another romantic boy like me. " The call ended.




Big Larry!! The randy boss! He even referred to himself as a boy. She thought as she rounded off a road joint. She wasnt ready to fall for his gimmicks.




As she approached her former home, she discovered the street wore a new look. The once bushy landscape was now occupied with houses on both sides. She looked at the time. It read 7:01 AM, she was almost an hour early for the family meeting. Then she became aware of the sky-blue lace- cloth she wore that morning. She packed a few metres far from the compound and walked in.




As she walked in, a tall gentleman in black singlet-wear and shorts was washing a Lexus Jeep. She remembered the Jeep and in seconds, her mind moved faster than she anticipated. It arrived at one conclusion..... " Bolu, Boluwatife! " She Blurted out nervously.


The tall gentleman alertedly raised his head and dropped the water hose and Brush he held instantly. That same moment she removed her glasses and stood, both of them shocked as though by Thunder.


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" Erm, erm. " was the only words Bolu could utter. He ran........





Song: Tupac- Dear Mama
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TV/Movies › Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by daveP(m): 4:30pm On Aug 15, 2014
Unibenstudent: *watching a scene of titanic in nairaland acting live by ifyangela and davep
hmm!
TV/Movies › Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by daveP(m): 1:49pm On Aug 15, 2014
Tom-tom en jerry
sid- ice age
donkaey-shrek
john- justice league






but...
TV/Movies › Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by daveP(m): 1:34pm On Aug 15, 2014
IfyAngela: Lovelace from happy feet grin

Senor Lovelace will i be as rich as you?

Lovelace : In your dreams kiss
lovelaaaccce!!

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