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utumunta: Nairaland is a 'copy and paste' forum. How are we sure that the article is originally yours? ![]() |
frankben: lol.... Mencade5 is now a female with moniker, "Liability"hmm frank, frank how u take sabi. Abi una high again on ibk? |
mencade5: hehehe...agbada! Hahaha...i still cook my favorite recipe.ah na lie, una don retire, |
Dipo- I can be your man..... How many bata you go wear, How many bags you wan buy, Anything you want make you tell me, I'm Oladipupo, I can be your man What kind of food do you eat, Se Iyan lo fe at' egusi [ egusii] Anything you want make you tell me, I'm Oladipupo, I can be your man. So do like what you see, I'm the type of mugu that can pay your bills Anything you want, just let me know, I'm Oladipupo, I can be your man [ Chorus] That is why i say La la la la My love would never die [ die die die ] If you want me i go tryyyy, Baby I'll make it worth. So when i say do you fell my Pill She say Oladipupo i dey fell you Pill, Anything you want you can tell me, I'm Oladipupo I can be your man [ baby i can be your man ] Thank you ![]() |
mencade5: davep...cho! No more slicing en dicing,okay now. Farewell as u start wearing OBJ's agbadas.... |
CONTINUATION DEDICATED TO CHARIJEE =============================== Dupe woke early that Saturday morning. Its been a week since she last heard from her son, Bolu. She wished they were opportuned to meet, but school took that option off his mind, even though they both yearned for it. His father wasnt aware of their constant keep-ups and since Bolu wasnt around home the last two years, it gave his ample chance to do just that. Ten years since she chose to silently walk away from the marriage had been emotionally tough for her. She found an apartment in Abuja after Gbemi, her best friend assisted. Work took her to the Country's Capital, and she focussed so hard on it to forget the mess that brought about her predicament. Her work Colleagues noticed her mood on some occasions, but she was applauded from her contributions to the Company in which she played the role of Co-Auditor. Admirers came from different angles to woo her away, but she chased them off with anger. It wasnt enough to make the loverboys from making attempts for her during her six-year stay in the Capital Territory. Close to her mid-forties, she could be mistaken for a young lady in her late-twenties. This turned on men in general- her youthful look. Her eldest sister checked on her often, and encouraged her to try talking it out with her begruntled husband, but everytime she tried making the move, work called. Brussels today, Stockholm tomorrow, Edinburgh, etc. She hated these trips even if they awed her colleagues. Even the holiday trip planned by the Company to Melbourne, far away in Australia could only take out a little of the hidden happiness that she had in her. She had just few pictures to prove it. Then, Big Larry came around. Big Larry was based in the company's Lagos branch, but was transferred over. The entire staff were familiar with him, even before his arrival. He was tall and yet carried a pot-belly, earning him the name- Big Larry. His romantic air and attitude just couldnt stop temptation from befallen Dupe's female colleagues. He frowned a while, but was soon smiling, melting hearts instantly, or those that wanted to melt at his smiles, because his male colleagues saw him as a pain in the butt, a womaniser. But not to forget also, he was the Boss- Big Larry. Song: Dipo- Be your Man |
frankben: i already inducted her a long time ago.erm@ temigracie if u want to be properly inducted den do 1 thing for me.......... Bring Back Our Mencade5# ![]() |
Cheriepet: been fyn n gud n all is well...okay erm i know..... U finish me in d boxing ring........a few minutes ...... Typing....... |
englishmart: come una dey make noise o.lol, no fes ![]() |
priscaoge: Some men like them plentyif i HEAR,MAYBE URE REFERRING TO ONE MAN.. MARK HENRY OF WWE FAME!!! ![]() |
Those words- SURETIES SEF, EVERY MAGISTRATE LICKS HIS/HER TONGUE AT THE MENTION OF IT. SURETIES KO, SURE-P'S NI ![]() PROPHETICAL CALLINGS FROM THE BLACK ABYSS!!! |
herald9: #he didn't know I had dived out of the keke b4 d explosion... I stood up...dusted my trousers nd shirt... wore my black shade...made to move ..stops...turned bk... looked in his direction...nd growled in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice:( in Osuofia's voice) dey form Commando there (as typical of osuofia, he pockets the cheque tightly) i have what it takes ( brandishly cheque and puts it back) to make even Commando run (to Ranchoddas and Silencer, who have been enjoying the scene) Let us go ma PIPU!! (BACKGROUND MUCIS PLAYS AS FAKE COMMANDO EXITS THE SCENE) life spins outta control, ot migo kitkharito col, allllllzzzzz issssss wellllllllll( osuofia dances) halleluyah all is welll!!! ![]() |
denniece1: He won his heat...semis is this Nightokay, the final will be tmrw then..... Good.i see they want us to have a 200m force thus he isnt running 100m |
https:// m.facebook.com/ photo.php?fbid=6 97808593635213& id=696235903792 482&set=a.69779 4546969951.1073 741831.69623590 3792482&source= 49&refid=13 ma people help me vote for her by liking the page and her pix(contestant number 9) abeg she trails by 80 votes. Na cousin o ![]() but pls do drop ur likes.... Thanks alot |
miztola: U had berra,if not I go collect am give you hollandis correct! Oya now |
herald9: #Stares at him with rage...grabs him by the neck...gives him angle lock ...till he brought out a cheque book nd scribbled sumtin... i took it,smiles, enters keke nd zoomed off #(as d shaky keke napep zoomes off, ranchoddas of bollywood fame appears and gives him an RPG) thanks Ranchoddas ( he accurately targets the shaky keke and realease. A fits of white and yellow smoke fill d air as d cheque flies back to him; he smiles) ![]() |
englishmart: I understand. I'm gonna modify nowokay |
miztola:ah (scratches head) i dare u to colet d blanket. Hehe i go manage den! ![]() |
dre11: fixedlmao infact u fixed it better (smooches beard) ![]() |
Hmm, tricky! To me its a good career span for them both and theyve carried it well. But Long overdue cos they seem to be waning in role acceptance these day. I prefer they start sitcoms that would make people smile like its done in USA. House of payne, the old family matters, etc let them do something in dat line. It will be a good way to end their career. |
Okay now....... Waiting for Divine! |
herald9: Bruhz abeg make e no hit me screen woh(looks @ him and nods) who owns that Datsun1980 ole school model there ( he nods in affirmation) just d perfect car to smash this on ( hurls it with discus abilities, it lands and grinds it to pulp ) no need to cry now (taps his shoulder) ![]() |
englishmart: your is cool. there are over 1.5m nl monikers.( flute and xylophone stops automatically@ d sound of d bolded) diaries Godu in every......... Lol, no mind me (lowers intonation) but u fall ma hand! |
englishmart: hmmm.(heard him and runs back in angrily; catches a rock boulder hurled him way with style) i no dey fear anybody guy! |
miztola: Everyth is moving wellokay, erm erm (discovers d bolded) (stammers) you nko? But chai! Okay now! ![]() |
dre11:(smooches beard) (proposes a toast to everyone in d hallway) to satisfaction!! To modification!! (glasses clash and they drink to his health for the fact above) |
lanicky: Hullooohmm, where ave you been. So u are fully aware of this Queen? Time to kill d King's deer!!! |
frankben: Why is this place as quiet as a graveyard....hmm@ bolded. Are you tryna coyishly invitation her for induction. Let her ask and she'l 'RECEIVE' GOODT (SMOOCHES COLD HARD BEARD) |
miztola: thank God u know say na 50-50absolutely fine as well. Howz it all moving at ur side? E no easy for this cold here! |
dre11: fixedchai apprentice dey do am back for Oga@ d top. Why did i start it sef...... issorait! |
Missmossy: Hehehehe....u enh! U no serious oo.how r u. Lol. I hope ure enjoying as well? |
Divepen: itz moving to itz permanent siteokay now. Rem us when its gets there. No put security wey go embarass us for gate o..... Lol |
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