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herald9: #Blows the helicopter to bits with my bazooka #


...........::;;|:;::.....R.I.P

( as herald enters his major general's room and cross-lege with his schnapp bottle, he hears a funny scary sound.






It is THE UNDERTAKER'S ENTRANCE TUNE!!!!! ; he drops the bottle as he sees me right at the door, he stammers as i talk) you cant end tha STREAK!!! ( CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE WALL AND DOES TOMBSTONE) ( TO ILLUSIONISTS NEARBY) GUYS it worked so perfectly. Lets move bounds before he comes to himself!!









hw far now, e no fit end o

softsparkyy: Hilarious!

huh! When davey calls. U mustu answer.....





how r u. U travelled?

IfyAngela: You just described my ex

fephew!!

MzPreshie: Pets
Agriculture
Health
Auto
Games
And many others (can't remember them now)

not even to stop by and greet.....

frankben: lol. Na wetin 1 mod tell me

hmmm, nawa o ( artificial beard automatically removes)

seunfavor: afternoon everybody


, nice day to u
.

seunfav, how are you?

lanicky: You

yes i am you, you are me

her: no im me, you are you!

Me: if im me, then you are me, cos you are me

her: youre you, im me, we are not we

me: hehe i am you, you are me, me is you. So if you are me, we is we!

Her: (screams in confusion, then faints)

me: ( dust hands to show finished job, and walks out)

frankben: hahahaha.....

a lady being my boss comes with lots of temptations.... You can ask some of my thousand female bosses how it feels

a boss that is going everywhere with an escort!! cCLEARWELL!!

charijee: I'm cool. ...saw what again na

okay uve seen it en liked it. Hmm (smooches beard) though its short!

temigracie: ..i have consulted oga mencade5...he told me he wants to bcome a politician now......sed naija babes r demanding too much money nowadays....n he s gettn pissed.....

okay,



i wonder if he wont patronize them when he gets d pot belly in agbada-format!


thanks, how are you doing?

herald9: you again!!!

YOu get mind stroll into my camp

U re a helluva troublemaker

lmao, ( see herald's soldiers roaming freely in camp, locked hand at back and smiles) hmm lets see how ur soldiers do when d deal comes!



(shouts at soldiers) holdaaaaaa raise! Allllllll leggggggs spaced!! (they shapali obey) at ease( they obey) at alert!! (they obey)

squadrrrooooooon formatttttionnnn 8!!!)w they arrange in 8lines of 8rows) to herald you see, i did it in all a second! ( he enters chopper and waves after it is in a far distance)

adaobi123: how many medals do we have ?

since i last check, twas 7 equal with SA

frankben: lol.... Banega, your my Boss@ the top The list keeps multiplying by the day.

Thanks for the present

Im glad u have almost a thousand bosses by now (smooches beard and it grows faster)

charijee: DaveP!!!!!!!

xup dear, u saw it. How r u doing too?

lanicky: I've bn to London to see daveP...lol

Yh...I'm aware..
Oya...induct her asap

what did you see in London? And what happened.




Shhhh!

lanicky: Yh....induct her abeg.

done!!

lanicky: *hugs her*

Any gist for me?

hmm how r u?

I officially welcome The Queen Banega to the house! ( acts a mayguard) shush, hey clearwell! Clearwell! ( gives Frankben a long look) una don forget manners? (smooches beard)

farano: No. 10 is absolutely true

ahaaaa!! Confession

Okay......




Ebola will go!

2008th-herald9
2009th- me.
Abeg who wan choose 2014 and 2020th posts

( in bishop umeh's accent)Its isnt good at all.







Copyrighting starts today. So get set....... Hehe

Okay now..... Thats a lovely sweep@ the hurdles. But i dont like the time. Cant we just do a sub-13.



Keep the medals flowing.




Wondering how Okagbare will be in hurdles ( can imagine)


morning@ CfcFan and Adaobi123

Hi y'all

lalasticlala: thanks. will try to reach them

dey fast........

francawilson: So many bloggers&on air personells visit Nairaland.I can bet dat.

There's dis radio show I used 2listen to evry morning.Most of their topics are exactly what u c on Nairaland's Celebrity section a day b4.When I mean evrythng on d 1st page.

I also recall one day lik dat wen a topic hit Nairaland's frontpage.The topic was "What makes the towel dirty if u shower very well". Nxt it was d topic of discussion on WAZOBIA FM Abuja&i said "I don catch una 2day.Copy copy!

@op,don't sue dem.Just b proud of a well written article worth copying cos its not plagism because it was published or copy write protected,

Just d way ppl listen 2news&bring d info whch they heard on d news 2Nairaland,dats d way it is on Nairaland too.Anybody can copy anythng freely.

they are all guilty thru d week, ive caught 20/ 20 topics.
Punch newspaper does some too, but they give the credit to Nairaland.

OgBetty: I dnt tink u can sue since ur write-up did nt follow d proper copyright registratn

better person dey talk. Pls explain better. But its still theft overall. This has got to stop.