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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 1:19pm On Aug 11, 2014
Dygeasy: Missmossy's hospitality is second to none grin
hmmmmmmm!!! Second to none!!!!! (smooches beard) you get point. But i neva see her serve food like i just did, abi na d oral/vocal aspect u talking about.





No mind me. Truetalk.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:17pm On Aug 11, 2014
charijee: Ok o. ....don't know how you intend doing it
drop it ere now wink il pm u. Lol
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION.......




DEDICATED TO LALASTICLALA



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Later that night, Granpa had a private discussion with his son. The kind that made you feel you were depriving an aged man of his sleep as he stayed awake to talk something so important. This was an issue that needed drastic action and Granpa wasted no time in saying it. Mr Ezey was seen nodding to almost every word his father said. Prayers were later offered and everyone went off to rest after trading ' Goodnights' with themselves. DUPE WAS THE FOREFRONT OF THIS MEETING SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY MORNING!!!



Aunty Bose came into Bolu's room to switch off the Tv. Set. They had played and slept off on the game. Bolu was indeed back, as he was always pre- occupied with PES whenever he was around. She switched off all lights and went to bed. It was midnight already.





Just as dawn was about breaking, raised voices were heard. Wemimo and her sister, Funke were at it again. Despite the fact that their mum now stayed with them, it wasnt enough to clamp down on this attitude. Funke had silently removed her sister's blouse from the ironing board, while she was attending to something else. Bolu was the first to arrive the scene, thanks to waking up early.



They were already locked in a tight scruffle and he seperated them the first time before Wemimo dazed Funke with a hot slap. Funke raging like a lion, picked up the hot pressing Iron and made attempts to wedge it into her sister's skin. Bolu acted fast and wrestled it out of her hand before she could achieve her devilish goal. Wemimo was scared , but she feigned ignorance and after swearing, she hastingly walked off. Their mum stood by almost weeping. Funke stood as though she was lost. Rather her rage was just calming down, as Bolu still held onto her. He left a few minutes later after he was sure aftermaths were not going to follow up.



Sleep had left his eyes and he quickly refuted that anything serious was going on when he was asked by his fully- awoken Uncle. He spied the Sun's orange glow rising and he prepare to wash his dad's car. His father took it to the Carwash whenever Bolu wasnt around.



He saw Pamilerin getting ready for her daily exercise and offered to join her. Louis was already prepared surprisingly. The three jogged through the neigbourhood and came back thirty minutes later. Louis fell exhaustingly on the ground immediately he entered the gate. " Lazy Lou" Bolu teased him. Then he proceeded to wash the car as Louis walked in.



He began quite earnestly and energized. He scrubbed and the proceeded to start with the interiors when he heard a woman call his name. He looked up and the brush he held fell from his hand. His mouth agap. The hose he held was soon wasting water on the cemented pavement. It was the shock of the decade!!!!



Song: Cher- Believe
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Have A Huge Crush On You Naijaboy!!! I Just Cant Help It!!! by daveP(m): 12:34pm On Aug 11, 2014
Unibenstudent: *enters sage mode of naruto and pushes Dave p hands from nairaland into Facebook*
( whistles like Mr Bean when he doesnt seem perturbed) grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 12:33pm On Aug 11, 2014
Dygeasy: lol! Couch gini? I dey..u?
we dey too o. Na here u dey relax? I no know o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 12:28pm On Aug 11, 2014
Divepen: o boy
no vex... Na afta I put hand chop I kon remember say I never greet you...
This meat ehn
chai so u wan eat bellefull before u say greetings? Aha i know what to do........... grin grin

hw are you?

Education › Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by daveP(m): 12:26pm On Aug 11, 2014
The JFK part

why were d dispatch riders told to follow behind and not infront just 15mins before the ride began ( dats to fast a change for security protocol for a president)

to hit him will require more than one shooter to reduce the probability of missing.


Lee Oswald was the only one caught, whereas there were more than 4 shooters perhaps.


If i disbelieve the aboved, why then was Lee Oswald shot LIVE on Tv by a Police Officer when he wanted to start speaking?



That of 9/11 is just anoda thing on its own. But this Kennedy's to me isnt a hoax. It was real. Thats where we see d power of a CONTROLLED PRESS!!!
Food › Re: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by daveP(m): 11:52am On Aug 11, 2014
Culinarial Prowess cant be undermined. Same with my lil bro. We simply retired her from the culinary. No boasting. From cuisine exprenoier to continental...... To made in naija.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:44am On Aug 11, 2014
charijee: why not here?...Good morning dear
no thats what i last send before u kept mute.
Food › Re: Thread For Guys Who Can Cook by daveP(m): 11:44am On Aug 11, 2014
Adufetohposh: undecided All guys naa chef 4 Nairaland even those ones wey no fit prepare akamu... Fear God ohh!
aha! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Have A Huge Crush On You Naijaboy!!! I Just Cant Help It!!! by daveP(m): 11:29am On Aug 11, 2014
Unibenstudent: Ok, wedding venue for unibenstudent and redgem holds at romance section, its a sip-beer by force invitation, all nairalanders are digruntledly invited
hehe grin luckily no ninjanism today! Ave fun( taps his shoulder)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 11:25am On Aug 11, 2014
Victoriousvic: You never see anything. grin

Just bring everything.
(runs in from housea across street with bayisicul) grin here. Garri is compatible if u dnt want d yollof! (looks @ dygeasy) guy see hw u dey relax for that couch,hw far now?

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Share Your Ebola Salt Prank Experiences Here by daveP(m): 11:17am On Aug 11, 2014
Therock5555: Mehn no show, dem don carry am go bb office 4 jos
ahhhh, ur fone dey play travel free of charge cos u dey use am beyond boiling point! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:12am On Aug 11, 2014
LogoDWhiz: Lol.. We are one family..

But our family is a subset of the main family. That's all.
subset?? When u start venn diagram? Okay me get 2 sister sha, infact dey enjoy her dey go.....Cherie en Laurina-2sisters
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:10am On Aug 11, 2014
charijee: say it now na
goodmorning! Contact info it is!
Romance › Re: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by daveP(m): 11:08am On Aug 11, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: I know d person
aha, morning! Shhhssh! I dare to you say it though! But dont.
Romance › Re: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by daveP(m): 11:06am On Aug 11, 2014
Make i see who dey crush on Dave (sips Lucozade largest size)
Romance › Re: Oya!!! Come And State You Nl Crush And Woo Them by daveP(m): 11:00am On Aug 11, 2014
missyhorlah: DaveP
hmm, and u think il say it open. She wont like it though. Starts with an I en ends with an o grin kingTom be warned!!








Yinmu#
Family › Re: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by daveP(m): 1:06am On Aug 11, 2014
[quote author=Catered4][/quote]wow u even married! Thats great. And about d moniker. Theres no way u wont have that as a person if u love people! A gift uve gat. smiley

check out ma story,the links on my signature.thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:01am On Aug 11, 2014
charijee: Meaning!!!
no tell me its not ur name i mentioned there? Yasss. But i wrote that impromptu. Get a dedication from me soon. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:58am On Aug 11, 2014
charijee: kindly remind me pls
okay,hold on,d history will come up.
Family › Re: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by daveP(m): 11:47pm On Aug 10, 2014
[quote author=Catered4][/quote]is that how u came about ur moniker? Curious!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:44pm On Aug 10, 2014
JeffreyJamez: My suck away!! grin
gosh huh Chai
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:42pm On Aug 10, 2014
MzMariah: My problem is how to go out of this camp to eat o, if I don't get access I will stick to my provision till I leave here. if I run out of anything davep will get it for me but their camp food, hell no.
okay now grin shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:41pm On Aug 10, 2014
charijee: She's just what?.....and when did you ask me?....no jazz used o
aha! So uve forgotten d msg so fast. I last sent and no reply. Haba!






She just answere u like dat (complete statement)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:38pm On Aug 10, 2014
KingTom: Oba mi
******Prostrates 100 times*****
Abeg no vex, na as I use salt baff, my body begin peel so I bin dey Baba esuniyi shrine dey receive treatment since o grin grin grin
guy i dey hail o, odikwa risky with ur job. Omani etisuene ebola. Nwang charity for silence! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:37pm On Aug 10, 2014
seunfavor: link plz. oya release d flask cos I nid to fill ma stomach before anytin (drag d flask frm him)
(releases d flask containing delicious aromatic compounds) my signature is d link!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:35pm On Aug 10, 2014
JeffreyJamez: Yeah I'm awesome like that.....
wherez our share of d booty?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:33pm On Aug 10, 2014
noble4d: Haha its not easy bro....some experience licking ceiling, some na fever...
chai jungle justice abi what will it be called now. I hate licking roofs. Waking up by momo to see 16bowls/buckets around ur bed is just chei! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:32pm On Aug 10, 2014
MzMariah: For now I do my provisions alone.
goodt. Wait where is Cheriepet!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:29pm On Aug 10, 2014
MzMariah: No thank you, emure is sweet. kiss grin
cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:26pm On Aug 10, 2014
charijee: well not here. ...so many ears
hmm(smooches beard) when i wanted to know, u stopped, can u make it a table for 3! ( @noble) whats d potency of d jazz u used? She jst jst.....

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