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Dygeasy: Missmossy's hospitality is second to nonehmmmmmmm!!! Second to none!!!!! (smooches beard) you get point. But i neva see her serve food like i just did, abi na d oral/vocal aspect u talking about. No mind me. Truetalk. |
charijee: Ok o. ....don't know how you intend doing itdrop it ere now il pm u. Lol |
CONTINUATION....... DEDICATED TO LALASTICLALA =============================== Later that night, Granpa had a private discussion with his son. The kind that made you feel you were depriving an aged man of his sleep as he stayed awake to talk something so important. This was an issue that needed drastic action and Granpa wasted no time in saying it. Mr Ezey was seen nodding to almost every word his father said. Prayers were later offered and everyone went off to rest after trading ' Goodnights' with themselves. DUPE WAS THE FOREFRONT OF THIS MEETING SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY MORNING!!! Aunty Bose came into Bolu's room to switch off the Tv. Set. They had played and slept off on the game. Bolu was indeed back, as he was always pre- occupied with PES whenever he was around. She switched off all lights and went to bed. It was midnight already. Just as dawn was about breaking, raised voices were heard. Wemimo and her sister, Funke were at it again. Despite the fact that their mum now stayed with them, it wasnt enough to clamp down on this attitude. Funke had silently removed her sister's blouse from the ironing board, while she was attending to something else. Bolu was the first to arrive the scene, thanks to waking up early. They were already locked in a tight scruffle and he seperated them the first time before Wemimo dazed Funke with a hot slap. Funke raging like a lion, picked up the hot pressing Iron and made attempts to wedge it into her sister's skin. Bolu acted fast and wrestled it out of her hand before she could achieve her devilish goal. Wemimo was scared , but she feigned ignorance and after swearing, she hastingly walked off. Their mum stood by almost weeping. Funke stood as though she was lost. Rather her rage was just calming down, as Bolu still held onto her. He left a few minutes later after he was sure aftermaths were not going to follow up. Sleep had left his eyes and he quickly refuted that anything serious was going on when he was asked by his fully- awoken Uncle. He spied the Sun's orange glow rising and he prepare to wash his dad's car. His father took it to the Carwash whenever Bolu wasnt around. He saw Pamilerin getting ready for her daily exercise and offered to join her. Louis was already prepared surprisingly. The three jogged through the neigbourhood and came back thirty minutes later. Louis fell exhaustingly on the ground immediately he entered the gate. " Lazy Lou" Bolu teased him. Then he proceeded to wash the car as Louis walked in. He began quite earnestly and energized. He scrubbed and the proceeded to start with the interiors when he heard a woman call his name. He looked up and the brush he held fell from his hand. His mouth agap. The hose he held was soon wasting water on the cemented pavement. It was the shock of the decade!!!! Song: Cher- Believe |
Unibenstudent: *enters sage mode of naruto and pushes Dave p hands from nairaland into Facebook*( whistles like Mr Bean when he doesnt seem perturbed) ![]() |
Dygeasy: lol! Couch gini? I dey..u?we dey too o. Na here u dey relax? I no know o. |
Divepen: o boychai so u wan eat bellefull before u say greetings? Aha i know what to do........... ![]() hw are you?
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The JFK part why were d dispatch riders told to follow behind and not infront just 15mins before the ride began ( dats to fast a change for security protocol for a president) to hit him will require more than one shooter to reduce the probability of missing. Lee Oswald was the only one caught, whereas there were more than 4 shooters perhaps. If i disbelieve the aboved, why then was Lee Oswald shot LIVE on Tv by a Police Officer when he wanted to start speaking? That of 9/11 is just anoda thing on its own. But this Kennedy's to me isnt a hoax. It was real. Thats where we see d power of a CONTROLLED PRESS!!! |
Culinarial Prowess cant be undermined. Same with my lil bro. We simply retired her from the culinary. No boasting. From cuisine exprenoier to continental...... To made in naija. |
charijee: why not here?...Good morning dearno thats what i last send before u kept mute. |
Adufetohposh:aha! ![]() |
Unibenstudent: Ok, wedding venue for unibenstudent and redgem holds at romance section, its a sip-beer by force invitation, all nairalanders are digruntledly invitedhehe luckily no ninjanism today! Ave fun( taps his shoulder) |
Victoriousvic: You never see anything.(runs in from housea across street with bayisicul) here. Garri is compatible if u dnt want d yollof! (looks @ dygeasy) guy see hw u dey relax for that couch,hw far now?
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Therock5555: Mehn no show, dem don carry am go bb office 4 josahhhh, ur fone dey play travel free of charge cos u dey use am beyond boiling point! ![]() |
LogoDWhiz: Lol.. We are one family..subset?? When u start venn diagram? Okay me get 2 sister sha, infact dey enjoy her dey go.....Cherie en Laurina-2sisters |
charijee: say it now nagoodmorning! Contact info it is! |
Lorlaahlozz: I know d personaha, morning! Shhhssh! I dare to you say it though! But dont. |
Make i see who dey crush on Dave (sips Lucozade largest size) |
missyhorlah: DavePhmm, and u think il say it open. She wont like it though. Starts with an I en ends with an o kingTom be warned!!Yinmu# |
[quote author=Catered4][/quote]wow u even married! Thats great. And about d moniker. Theres no way u wont have that as a person if u love people! A gift uve gat. ![]() check out ma story,the links on my signature.thanks |
charijee: Meaning!!!no tell me its not ur name i mentioned there? Yasss. But i wrote that impromptu. Get a dedication from me soon. ![]() |
charijee: kindly remind me plsokay,hold on,d history will come up. |
[quote author=Catered4][/quote]is that how u came about ur moniker? Curious! |
JeffreyJamez: My suck away!!gosh Chai |
MzMariah: My problem is how to go out of this camp to eat o, if I don't get access I will stick to my provision till I leave here. if I run out of anything davep will get it for me but their camp food, hell no.okay now |
charijee: She's just what?.....and when did you ask me?....no jazz used oaha! So uve forgotten d msg so fast. I last sent and no reply. Haba! She just answere u like dat (complete statement) |
KingTom: Oba miguy i dey hail o, odikwa risky with ur job. Omani etisuene ebola. Nwang charity for silence! ![]() |
seunfavor: link plz. oya release d flask cos I nid to fill ma stomach before anytin (drag d flask frm him)(releases d flask containing delicious aromatic compounds) my signature is d link! |
JeffreyJamez: Yeah I'm awesome like that.....wherez our share of d booty? |
noble4d: Haha its not easy bro....some experience licking ceiling, some na fever...chai jungle justice abi what will it be called now. I hate licking roofs. Waking up by momo to see 16bowls/buckets around ur bed is just chei! ![]() |
MzMariah: For now I do my provisions alone.goodt. Wait where is Cheriepet!!! |
MzMariah: No thank you, emure is sweet. ![]() |
charijee: well not here. ...so many earshmm(smooches beard) when i wanted to know, u stopped, can u make it a table for 3! ( @noble) whats d potency of d jazz u used? She jst jst..... |
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il pm u. Lol
All guys naa chef 4 Nairaland even those ones wey no fit prepare akamu... Fear God ohh!

Chai