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KingTom: [size=38pt]J E S U S[/size]where ave u been ![]() |
JeffreyJamez: *Sneaks in*(doorbuzzer meant for JeffreyJames' entrance booms aloud) hmm bday boy wey enjoy for 2days gbako! Hmm |
noble4d: Na 4 rain forest I dey oooo ' cross river'chai, rain forever! So drilling in d rain, etc fephew.how would d ladies cope? |
MzMariah: Don't mind davep o, he caused it.ah what i do? ![]() |
seunfavor: am good nd u? hapi Sunday dearim fine. Have u check out ma story? Or else (withholds foodflask) |
MzMariah: Ask davep how I was the day he saw me off to the camp, I don't. want to loose the rest of my hips o, even my dad won't recognize me again ....is this Mlol, ul gada it back soon. Ul see! Just stay fit sha ![]() |
MzMariah: How was I the day I entered Emure?you saw me off too the park na, all those gathers don waka, I'm saying a big No to emure jorgather oya gada back. Emure or elsewhere it was bound to happen. Be happy the drill isnt hard like osun state or ibadan (chai) ![]() |
denniece1: Thanks..@davepahoure!! Okay interesting |
noble4d: No be so broah im cool o.which place u dey o |
Unibenstudent: *hahah (uses transportation jutsu of hokage minato and tobi and the bullet passes through*(taps him as he lays unconcious on d ground) guy d but was brought near ur chest during d time-pause. Before u say e, ure down ( he groans) but thanks to redgem for that medallion she kept near ur heart, u were just stunned( gives him a hand and he stands up) tobi and utachi rubbish na ole skool so ( in secretary Heller's accent in 24) IMPROVISE!!! ![]() |
Xtarxhyne: tanks bangaaha now. She's a queen (pronounces it silently) im think how il induct her! |
Xtarxhyne:u wan make i angry small, my laf don plenty and e dey taya u. Oka now.... Mura sii!! ![]() |
MzMariah: I'm serious jor. Yvonne try pass me. one I leave this emure I'm going to insure my assetah dnt o ( smuches bear ) i wana see d changes den deliberate. |
seunfavor: aiit dear. daveP stay clear, mai heart belong to franben. *smiles*lol seunfavor. Im nt contesting any duel or triel here! How are you by d way! infact kept him wellllll, dnt complain at all o.( she nods in affirmation) |
MzMariah: Less than one week I don be like crayfish, from toolz to Yvonne Nelsonyvonne what? Nawa o! ![]() |
Lorlaahlozz: What brought about that ideai see u dont like as i smooch, smooch and smooch! Besides prove it! Yeah prove it. |
MzMariah: Enjoy gini?lol |
MzMariah: A kiss? wait I'm coming. Lol.nawa o! Are u sure uve scanned well. Well ...... *Lips sealed* |
Unibenstudent: Hahah,dodges bullet with the speed of uchiha sasuke)(pauses time like nightcrawler-xmen) hmm,lie ( walkd round mr swordsman like Denzel washington) hmm! Uchiha sasuke is within gravity laws. Hw about speed of LIGHT!(SMOOCHES BEARD HARD) guess uchiha rubbish will bow soon in a few nanoseconds( directs bullet to his chest under the paused time,then time starts again) ![]() |
Xtarxhyne: wuraola ![]() |
MzMariah: Me too.. dnt worry , but enjoy it while it last. |
noble4d:guy na only her u dey yarn? I dey imagine o. Where art thou? |
Lorlaahlozz:u hate me i can feel it from afar. Thus d distance! |
Unibenstudent: *Uniben student holds his kobokoroibochi* (a special sword held by zabuza which is capable of dividing anything, and the sword regenerates itself from iron element in blood, Davep u don hear(looks at him as he stylishly displays skillful and commendable prowess of blade skills) hmm (smooches beard) rem raiders of the lost ark? A similar scene ( brings out jonny depp's gun and shoots mr swordsman) ![]() |
MzMariah: Hafa na16days,wow. Cant wait ![]() |
LogoDWhiz: Shoo. Wetin be your own na?( gives him a scrutinizing look) why do i get d feeling two of una dey use style fes small. So u agree say we no be family. Wetin i con be eh!( pokes his chest repeatedly) |
denniece1: 100m hurdles womenwelldone bro! Obinna metu na local champion,see his time! And its even better than Jelks. Why can he do that at CWG? Nice one bro. Right behind you |
Lorlaahlozz: That's my nickname for himhuuuuuuuh! Pinnocchio! |
Hmm,its tough, some fellas across the ocean are getting paid to lose excess fat and weight. Good tips! |
ah!! MzMariah, come hia! How are ya! (rhymes)lol |
Lorlaahlozz: Where is d big bro.oh okay. Is that supposed to aim hurting me? Its LogoDWhiz! U cant even spell ur big bros name well again.( to empty air) and she calls him brother!! ( eats chips) |
Catered4 's story is the heaviest on this topic. If im d guy's fada, ah revenge will be sweet o,eh! Lock up my son cos he followed geh ( inasmuch they werent caught in d act) ah!! Mr adewale in my neigbourhood would organise tout if it were his son o. Wonder why some parents are so overboard? #sope tie# |
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