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frankben: if i'm to write mine, it wud take the whole night........

just drop it en help d op enter 10pages

frankben: see story o

drop urs guy. Lol

Lorlaahlozz: Was greeting u

ur 1st time in 2months(draws her close) what did big bro do? Tell me.

Lorlaahlozz: ah wah

hmm xtarxhyne so davo is assistant to GM? (to Lola) see her, that 33 export frank gave her is already working wonders and visions.

MizMyColi: Hiorhiorhiorhior



That was really funny Dave.

My Father was only strict when we lied or kept the house untidy or went to see our street friends and stayed out long. I remember him threatening to cut of my toes and spanking beneath my feet.
I think its part of the reason I'm a truthsayer , a tidier, and an indoor person.

Now that we're all grown up, Dad's the sweetest ever The fact that he spent most of his adult years sojourning different countries might be a major reason he didn't fall into "Strict Dads" Category, I think.

It will also suffice to say again that I, am my Father's Daughter

Lol thats cool, but what of those powers. Daddy's girl! Its all for our good-bottomline. But overboard is mean/abuse

floragregs: wachu saying guy?

ehn badoo u formeth! Well i was talking in relation to ur siggy-believing what they see.

LaurinaDavid: i'm sorry, i've been swamped, even when i come online the pages are too much to update myself, so i won't know what to say, but i hope you are fine, how's your sunday going ?

oh okay, about that -its like dat. Im doing fine! (smooches beard and lowers intonation) whats swamping you?

redgem: I'm sorry but, I'm there now....

thanks Gem!

Unibenstudent!! Unibenstudent!! (drops knife and emphasizes on his name) haba ehn. Haba! U are jack bauer or christopher chance? Ure jst tracking them over aha. R u YQ the musician!

Lorlaahlozz: love ur siggy

ah!

Lorlaahlozz: When u turn frankben nd davep

i heard ma name called!

Xtarxhyne: fixed

mo ma rogo o!! Who taught you!

lanicky: Fixed

who taught you!!

lanicky: Ooppss! I thought u're outta camp already

Sowi jawe..*whispers* I'm just coming from a friend's birthday party... hehehe! I played d role of a MC *covers face*

Whooosh! M high already

tin ba gba e mu! Bawo ni. I learnt we have a new member!!

(smooches beard and looks up to the hills)

I thank da Lord for you popsy.......Ahem


Now popC jst looked kinda wicked in expression when we were growing up, so we glued to our mum. Even when we were wrong about him. Twas the abacha regime dat made that expression though.

So we 4 had the thought that he was wicked. When mumC begin show us shege for every wrong we did ( lie, stubborn, collect and eat birthday gifts without them seeing it, etc) she caned us with SPATULA OF DIFF KINDS. We started hiding spatulas and one house-cleaning day, we saw 29spatulas of diff sizes that we've hidden and forgotten in 3yrs between KG and Pry3!!!!

No body teach us Reset Mode.

PopC only uses words. Never used the cane, even though he cut some fresh stick, its for decoration. Cos we'l hid it.

*me or any of ma bros*

me: i need 50naira
popc: for WHAT?
me: i want to buy pencil
popc: HOW about d one u had before?
Me: im coming
popc and WHERE is that?
me: to dele's house
popc: WHO is dele? WHEN did you know him?

bottomline is expect WHAT, WHAT FOR, WHERE, WHEN, HOW, WHO, WHOM alot if you arent straightforward.


Then I change my childish perception of my dad when he made a teacher get sacked for brutalizing the hell outta me

maths teacher was a tall man. I was in jss2. I failed his test 4/10. So all those that score below 5 must lie flat on d desk as he registers 5strokes of his thick cane on your back. If you intruded, or fell, he'l start all over ( i wonder why he was dat wicked)

I fell 3times after collect just 1stroke. He packed aside till i was d last. And he gave me i cried from 2nd break till closing. Ghen ghen!!!

Popc came home seeing mumC dey rub my back with Rob, Aboniki, etc. His usual 'what, who, why, when' questions popped up. I was afraid already. He came to school the next day and i was called by the principal to display my maths teacher's 'TRADEMARKS' on my back. The Principal was silent and i was dismissed. Then two days later, the teacher was sacked. Twas then i sabi say Popc no be wetin we dey think before.

Although the who, whats, whens, hows still continue till date.... I Thank tha Lord for his life. MumC don cooleh after that incident.

After reading the above, na then I know say my Ol man did great. More words than caning and leaving the disciplining of rods/spatulas to my mum ( hmm u go fear o! )





tags- MizMyColi, Frankben, Lanicky, KelvinGraphics

When u see these signs know ye that the end is near.............. 29/30 AD- Christ

floragregs: That man head sha! Make ah nor talk.

as u are seeing the head, i hope u BELIEVE ITS HIS OWN O!!!! LOVELY COUPLE ( TAKES OUT DIARY, the names-teebillz and tiwa, chris and damilola, and now robert peters and wif are seen) they are on countdown timer. I started that after alot of marriages crashed in nollywood. Wish they d best

hungryboy: The youths we have nowadays go loot pass them Ibb squad sef

BUT THEY'L BE MATHEMATICALLY SMART AS ACCOUNTING AND BALANCE-SHEETING WILL STILL BE FRESH IN MEMORY, NOT LIKE THESE OLD CARGOES THAT STASH IT ROUGHLY AND CBN SOA IS DIFF FROM FG'S SOA/BALANCE-SHEET. I TRUST THE 35YEAR OLD PRESIDO. I EVEN TOT HE WAS APPEALING FOR THE OLDER ONES. WELL GEJ- I LOVE THE TALK,


















BUT THE MIND GAME NO FIT CARRY ME JOIN BANDWAGON!!!

jayseehe: politics sha, but what does the President stand to gain from your arrest

thats it, to Gej osun has nothing tangible to make pdp fight for it. Thus he played this card( arresting lai) to make people think its d same routine just like Ekiti State was likewise. But, with wayo, they dash "OGBENI TILL DAYBREAK" ANODA CHANCE!! BUT I TELL U, LAHGOS(MEXICAN PRONUNCIATION) WILL BE VERY VERY VERYYYY TOUGH,KEENLY CONTESTED!! BE PREPARED.

Syenite: Yes Tonto Dike scored after 12secs yesterday.

breaking the time last set by a fellow flamingoe- soo adewagh(22seconds)

charijee: But you don't update regularly na...just do that you'll have our vote...I'm fine dear..you?

ah okay, il take note. Doesnt mean u wnt vote o. Besides hw is big momma? PS

LaurinaDavid: daveP, i'm here now, y ain't u sleeping ?

wow,how are you.quite long dear. Sleep is coming sinceee!

charijee: I think I saw the ladies in JJ's party...Noble is busy in the camp

i took TEMPORARY BREAK frm duty. Naim nobody wan con vote DaveP for Regular updater.( that i am technically already) how are my sisters and bros goina help me now.



Lol Charijee how u doing?

toniro: @davep: that ur story mak brain. I can imagine the robbers visiting the bank manager to settle scores. This is called account reconcilation! Lolz

lmao rotf!

CFCfan: That's why Aluko is on the bench, she ain't good enough to start. The goalie made a crucial interception in the 2nd half too.

Coach Dedevbo could pair up Uchechi and Dike upfront. Uchechi would knock on an aerial ball into the path of Dike

he doesnt want to risk them both. That pair would be good in the knockouts. Is Loveth related to yusuf ayila? If yes -no wonder

blueto: A big thanks to Cfcfan, Dannyxy, daveP, homesteady and Havilah93 for the updates

no P ,always for sports!

drcynthia: Haaaaaaa! Just read urs!
U r my chief o!
I am ur humble student. *winks*

lol, u didnt drop a comment now! What happened to 6missed calls? Interesting already. Still an Amateur,nut fast learning,though scientifically inclined

TiffanyJ: to answer your question, i started writing sometime last year. I was then in my final year and ASUU were on strike. I wrote only two chapters and forgot about it.
After my final exams, i updated chapter three to the end of my work ofhand on nairaland. It was titled ' The Reluctant Bride'
Now your turn; when did you start writing?

A- i started writing on nairaland on the 23rd of July. After actually having two full stories im yet to drop- Holding on and versatile witness. Scenario 75 is my 1st story and its on as i speak. an amateur u may say.
But generally, twas last year also