₦airaland Forum

Luizkid:
So the officials don't know that in Nigerian League, Home Win sure??

Abi ooo

Khd95:
Once Nigerian Twitter and Instagram people decide to have ur time, brother just relocate to a remote village with no Internet connections

I swear Nigerians are the last people someone can lie; they'll get the truth asap except they don't want to react but funny enough Nigerians always react to everything

But regardless of all hassle Nigerians go through daily, someone like me still love this country and it's such a fun being a Nigerian.


Long live the FRN

clems88:
bros you can lie o na tongues be that abi you are trying to summon amadioha

The short version is Keme but his dad insisted that the name must be written in full because he named him after his grandfather

I swear this one gat me


All the Bayelsans in the house


Oya lets go but first take a deep breath


Kemeimiedabaidounyeakizenikememiekumu

Meaning do to others that you would like others to do to you


I meet him during my waec days in their village and we are still friends to date


How he used to write his name on the answer sheet is still a laughable experience

His dad insisted that the name must be written in full

Okoroawusa:
How many people dey Bayelsa wey 5000 go defect?

The thing weak me I swear!

Trying to calculate the total number of people in Bayelsa

A governor without any iota of human sympathy

Civil servants nightmare



Since he came on board, he has conducted more than 15 verifications and right now he is issuing compulsory retirement to people whose salaries are bearely enough to fund their monthly obligations,


I weep for my people of Bayelsa

The witches from this guy family strong sha

F

Archangel15:
Bleaching girl

You have eye problem

Wike my man


Meanwhile thumbs up for Rohr for the good he's doing with super eagles

Its ok

They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder


But


In my eyes she is not beautiful


Wahli

I'll prefer fingerprint security any day any time


Meanwhile face id lovers should be advised to avoid fights not to get punched on their faces because I don't think iPhone x will recognize a swollen face



Technology wahala


No mind me jor

Una good morning ooo

Who's to be blamed if not bubu




Next please

How about Agboo

I thought Zuma has HIV virus




Smh

Emmylyon:
Arsenal fan, what if Wenger renews his contract at the end of the season and then says all the step down news we've been hearing are just jokes

I swear, I'm perceiving same

Can't stop laughing

With money wheelchair is Ferrari






In a woman's eyes your disability is an ability if only you have money



Abeg no make me laugh jor

What do you expect


Some body dey him own jeje you go call am to come be governor

EMMAUGOH:
Beyonce... Our generation version of MICHAEL JACKSON

Please stop degrading MJ

Must all actresses have big boobs


Or


It's past of the packaging


Just asking though

Hahahaha




Lmao

Ooooops!!!!

Some persons will be disappointed not what they expected to hear

amprat:
Am I the only one that noticed that the man's English grammar needs help?

Like seriously, he should be ashamed of himself


Smh

Seriously this dullard thinks we are happy that he is coming back for second term in office

GEJ congratulated him during the process of counting the votes. Well, a piece of advise for PMB he should congratulate who ever might stand as he opponent in the process campaign



I wish all Nigerians regardless of party affiliation and religious sentiments come out en mass to vote out this man

Americans can't be trusted coz they do nothing for free

bjayx:
That's wat money can do

And some hypocrites say money is the root of all evil

Can malpractice end in Nigeria

Looking for an avenue to steal more money





Criminals

What an irony of life

I remember how I use to trek home from school daily to save money to play contra



I still can't forget that feeling when I finally bought my own SEGA.

Mortal Kombat
Super Mario
Etc

Sadly all I see and hear are all signs of the end times


I guess the end is closer than we expect



It's really disappointing and disheartening to hear this from Joyce whom I have so much respect for

Lord have mercy on us