₦airaland Forum

Davidflight:
JAMB TO MONITOR UTME STUDENTS WITH CCTV.

Thank goodness I read this post at a time I needed some laughter. Jamb to Monitor UTME students with CCTV? What is funnier than that?. We have had great and more fantastic innovations in the past than this...the Metal Detectors (Garrett), the computer system just to mention a few, were all the means through which top officials of the hallowed examination body enriched their already fat pockets. To give the benefit of the doubt though, one may agree to the fact that the idea is worth an appreciable degree of welcome. Atleast, the claim of The Registrar and Chief Executive of the board, Prof. Is-haq Oloyede that the computer based test could not be effective without the CCTV camera is worth given some open ears. But beyond this, it is imperative we ask ourselves, "are we prepared for this? Is it really workable in our system?" Of course the resounding answer is in the negative.
Our problem isn't with the lack of ideas to better and enhance our examination process, but the lack of disciplined and corruption-free personnel saddled with the duty to ensure to proper implementation of these ideas. If CCTV cameras are to be introduced, will they be distributed across all centres, including the notorious "special centres"? The CCTV cameras are no better than the card readers used in our elections whose era has seen more systematic and flippant rigging especially, lately and coincidentally, it is same academics that have monitored the two systems.
If JAMB is really serious with conducting malpractice free exams, then it needs such personnel that won't sit under the trees, hide inside the principal's office, gallavant within the centre with a blind eye to the atrocious happenings inside the halls during exam periods; personnel that before the commencement of exams, send a warning shot of stiffer supervision unless something enters their pockets. Have we dealt with the ones that invite principals or proprietors while marking scripts allocated to them? CCTV isn't the solution!

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U were a saddist at the post, but it worked .... didn't it

This rape of a thing self... abeg when a girl exposes her self is that one not masculine rape. . In the animal Kingdom which we are , exposing of ones body can be regarded as a sexual behavior which attracts the opposite sex and d strongest have her... so ladies should also stop raping men...

Young dudes thinking about development ... not politics

Betterchoice:
Chai.

Cool stuff...

After paying some to the owner.. I keep my 30percent

Betterchoice:
Given legally how?

i wan paid 150 by the bank on each e pin sold as the co - ordinator.. so if i coordinate the place well, more candidates come to register... and hence all parties make more profit.. i did nufting less than 400 reg per day

Some 50k job are far better than 300k job. I remember last year as a jamb center cordinator.... I was to be paid 40k for the duration of 6 weeks... the owner laffed when I said it's an insult to my status ... but she said ... you will never regret it... I accepted and the least I made for 4 her working daily was 16k...
No bribe all were money that were given legally... so that guy know what he his doing.... his colleague no dey see well

VickyES300:
I am a die hard fan of Messi but the decision of the referee was a very bad one and uncalled for, a yellow card would have been a fair decision.

Felt so bad for CR7, not happy seeing him so emotional and crying.

If you know foot ball that's a red card offence to the pure. It's called intimidation... you also do not do some signs on the pitch or make d other player feel less...

Airforce1:
Marry this fat fool at your own peril .

The day you disrespect my mom will signal your end of days .

I will not only Unlove you , I will make sure you're seriously dealt with after which you will apologise to my mom for your misconduct.

My mom is a calm and loving woman , she no dey pass her boundary .
If she gets angry at you , thats because you've done something terribly wrong .


No man should condone a disrespectful house wife/girlfriend.

No right mum in her sense will slap her daughter in law... if it her own mum that slaps u nko

mmm is back

Administration1:
This is crazy, and unacceptable

While the Bishop is busy trying to win souls for his God, these bastards are trying to undermine his efforts, may all their evil deeds come to limelight and may they be exposed...

abi bishop is trying to win more mumu to pay him more tithe

Introspective Reflections:

EVIL IS DEEP

China is currently the world's leading economic power, in China there is Zero Church!

Finland has the most stable economy in the world today. There are less than twenty churches in Finland!

Switzerland has the second most stable economy in the world.
Switzerland has fewer than thirty churches!

Denmark is the third most stable economy in the world, there are about 23 churches in Denmark.

These countries are considered to have the highest number of atheists, but they are blessed!

Come to Africa, there are more than 10,000 churches per region including 4,000 churches in the city of Yaoundé alone!

4100 churches in the only city of Abidjan!

7000 churches in the only city of Kinshasa!

10,000 churches in the only city of Lagos in Nigeria!
only, which is four hundred and thirty times more numerous than the whole of Switzerland!

In Africa, we have more churches than schools and hospitals combined!

More pastors than doctors.

Everyone is born again!

Everyone is covered with the blood of Jesus!

Jesus even became the husband of all single women (according to them) in revival churches!

Everyone is filled with the Holy Spirit!

However, none of these claims reflect the moral elevation that is hoped for in a society.

We are among the laziest, the most deceiving, the most corrupt, the most hypocritical, the most hateful on the planet today, with all our Jesus and the Holy Spirit!

Our people need to distinguish between religion and stupidity or between spirituality and tradition!

#Think about this✓

uzolexis:
you forgot the part that he is married. For christ sakes, how can a sane person not see anything wrong with this?

and where is it quoted that a married man must not snooze around

lexy2014:
so u mean that as a married man, there's nothing wrong in Dr muyiwa having extra marital affairs?

is it not ur religion dat put it wrong...

Administration1:
It is FORBIDDEN for a lecturer to ask a student out, stop playing with me

who says so... Nawa for u o... when lecturer marry their students... Go and read your code of conduct that's if u are a lecturer at all.

Administration1:
Oga, as a lecturer/school administrator, you don't communicate with students outside the acceptable means of communication. That is twitter for ball's sake!

Is that how he know the thousands of females on campus, or is it only his dick that wants to know her?

and also as a lecturer it is not wrong to ask ur student out... go and read the code and conduct... victimization is whats wrong... the chat showed no atom of victimization at alll... she is trying too be famous...

Administration1:
This is crazy, and unacceptable

While the Bishop is busy trying to win souls for his God, these bastards are trying to undermine his efforts, may all their evil deeds come to limelight and may they be exposed...

the man did nothing wrong... what if the man was tryin to know the kind of student she was

overboard:
Done. Thanks.

Please also share the good news... some people are agents of mtn

overboard:
Yes you are right. I have successfully topped up with N3k... now praying their NtelCare responds as I've sent them a mail with the screenshots.

use social media

overboard:
I need to ask, do their Ntel Care respond when you send them a mail with the details of payment for WAWU package?

not mail, just coment on thier instagram page with your fone number and it will be activated

overboard:
Their platform on Quickteller is a no-go area, it's down.

I JUST DID ANOTHER ONE NOW NOW

this is the ebst thing AMbode did to lagos driver.... Ban dem from the road

Chuxserve:
pls how did u do it. Kindly explain

top up on quick teller and post your number on any of thier social media pages

CheapDataGuy:
Is a lie. Wawu plan is on hold

Oga no need to argue.... plenty pple 're using it..

nepapole:
How sir?

Simple top up from quickteller.. top up not loading a bundle o... go to Instagram and comment your number on thier last pic there... it will be activated in less Dan an hour

me i just subscribed 12gb for 1000naira today

comodo:
Where u dey see am?? Its hybrid guy. More like 80% natural & 20% what I don't know. The pitch is not synthetic.

It's called coconut fibre

booked

Hello , please where can i go for this course. thanks

Booked

Escodeb:
Are you sure you are a Nigerian?

Please tell him Niger is different from Nigeria

AllHailBiafra:
Believe me apc did that because they have already sensed their fall by next year they will even do more of that, probably increase the minimum wage to 85k just to incur huge responsibility for the incoming administration, if (God forbid) apc finds themselves in power by 2019, I tell you they will undo all the things they put in place with the view to punish PDP. Those people are naturally evil.

Meanwhile.....

U JUST SPOKE MY MIND... NIGERIA IS DOOMED 2019

i concur

mayorjosh:
That's bank manager should be fired asap


No matter whatever they've done, she had absolutely no right!!!!!

NgeneUkwenu:
Behaving like overfed kids...

Their Modus Operandi:

Raise false alarm

get the ipob pigs crying all over the cyberspace.

get the The Vanguard and Thisday Newspaper give it a publication.

Then post another line: We are trying to overcome the security agencies..

and finally, post a picture of grown up men dancing and back stabbing and calling themselves warriors..

They can only fool the idiotic pigs and not sane Nigerians.

it has pain him o...