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RomanceRe: What's The Coded Name You Use To Refer To A Prostitute? by Davidcorny: 12:21pm On Sep 06, 2023
Bicycle
ProgrammingRe: Yahoo To Tech Pipeline: A Good Or Bad Move For The Nigerian Tech Industry? by Davidcorny: 10:01am On Sep 05, 2023
Fraudsters in tech are the worst that can happen, a Nigerian fraudster is a very desperate hoodlum with little to no patience.

Many of them actually try to go legit but quit because of the work, they like easy money, their tactics and phishing sites dot the internet and keen eyes can see through it, now you want to give them the means to upgrade their WordPress PHP scams into Node.js, Express Ejs scams, 😂
RomanceRe: Can One Tame A Lady Into Hook-up To Become A Wife Material? by Davidcorny: 9:48am On Sep 05, 2023
It's like these new humans don't know the rules men have regarding wayward women, any woman who has been for pay in the past will return to that lifestyle if the condition demands it.

You men forget women don't need reasonable thoughts to do things, they do it for how it feels to them, if that customer they always wait patiently for knocks on your matrimonial home she can even turn your bed into her business point.

If that itch for that rugged agbero who raises and pins one of her legs to the bed while ravaging her wet passage and being dominant around her comes around, she'll gladly sneak him inside herself while she feels the thrill of having you feed her and have her intimate needs fulfilled by that guy.

Also, most times they have secret children you might not know till you're deep in whatever relationship you're pursuing with her.

The diseases in her body she's used to and doesn't affect her, but you will get a proper dose and first class ticket to spend your money clearing it for both her and yourself.

Your mind will always doubt what she does anytime anything requires her to travel.

Don't do anything for them apart from fvrking them and curmming on their faces.
CrimeRe: Leaked Nudes Flood Social Media As Ladies Combat Blackmailers by Davidcorny: 9:59pm On Sep 02, 2023
flokii:
That's when you know women most times have fish brain.. virtually all of them have one guy they do phone s3x and nudes sharing with, including the so called SUs.
They'll say they like bad guys.. when shlt hits fan, they start looking for pity party from the good guys.
Where do I drop your carton of malt?
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Asked To Leave UK After His Cheating Wife Files For Divorce by Davidcorny: 10:18am On Sep 02, 2023
Everybody is wise online, calling the man a fool. You can be a fool too depending on the situation. If he was the one in UK and she was at home she'd still be a cheater. Cheaters are cheaters plain and simple, or how does being smart prevent your woman from cheating?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Reacts To Gabon Coup by Davidcorny: 3:44pm On Aug 30, 2023
Note to the paid posters here, if there's a coup, you'll go to jail for acting as the mouthpiece for the government.
RomanceRe: Would You Train A Girlfriend In School? Share Ur Experience here by Davidcorny: 9:00pm On Aug 27, 2023
Didn't a pastor just commit suicide over this.
RomanceRe: My Experience Dating A Narcissistic Flirt by Davidcorny: 8:59pm On Aug 27, 2023
Keep voicing out your displeasure while she voices her sweet pleasures on foreign diKz, she's just 1 girl bro, dem plenty for street.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had Sex With a girl out of your league share your experiance by Davidcorny: 7:25pm On Aug 23, 2023
I always thought very beautiful girls were out of my league in uni. It always starts platonic for me as so many guys are chasing them that they're used to guys acting foolish. The first ever girl who in my mind then was "out of my league" was a lodgemate, thick, slim and very curvy. Cars stop and guys talk for minutes to know her, cultists have tried to nab her etc.. She hangs out with her theater art course mates in the lodge and I don't remember how but we started talking, I had a gf at the time so I think it made her at ease to talk to me, plus we use to combine foodstuffs to cook. At the time my mind no really go there but she go just randomly dey twerk on me for her room or grind me whenever we're alone. I always brushed her off and I guess she took it as a challenge. I wasn't a player but I had a neighbor I would bang whenever my gf wasn't around, I usually do it low-key but I guess word spread out, that was how she invited me to her room one time and the usual massage technique girls use to seduce guys then. I won't lie the pUz5y was fire. Soft like bread, felt like na water full there and her waist was mad, if you've watched a pornstart called "daisy melanin" this girl was just like that but fair. From that point on we were Bleep!ng on a low-key, even the neighbor I sneak to fuk discovered and cast me in public, my ex gf till this day I'm sure she heard but she probably ignored(later found out one Muslim guy was knocking her behind my back), anyway I lashed this babe for years till time and wanting love push me away, not that I can't love her or anything but guys are on her neck 24/7, it was obvious she was a freak too. Next one was also in school in my last year in that uni, I came back to rewrite a paper, na so I see one agric babe for classroom around 7pm, she came to me and started reading, we hosted for a while to pass the time, only for her to say she knows me, from where? She said she used to see me when I was in 300 level, that I would just ignore everybody and be on my own, we laughed about that.. like play like play I don't know how my fingers went into her skirt and started fingering her, people came in and she adjusted but they knew, I took her to another classroom, empty oh, before you know people came there too. Na so I just lockup, and we went home separately (she stayed in a family house), couldn't resume match as I later found out she was dating a 40 year old man and he came back from travels. Have so many more funny stories with girls many guys would think are out of their league, it made me understand woman appear as how you want them to, if you think she's out of your league, there's a guy cum!n in her steady. Peace.
RomanceRe: "Don't Judge Me By My Past" (photo) by Davidcorny: 6:50am On Aug 23, 2023
Techvillz:
na boy de spoil some or most of these girls, if they had responsible man as beacon in their life growing up, there's a possibility they wont be this promiscuous
How old are you? Girls love and want dik bro, why do you think they insert fingers in themselves?
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Young Girls Like Posting This? (Photo) by Davidcorny: 1:22pm On Aug 21, 2023
Dottore:
You don't know the secret pain and tears of a lady who is 30+ and unmarried.
The fertility rate of a 30 year old lady drops by 33 percent. She's less attractive both inwardly and outwardly to guys and will continue making desperate measures to stay relevant in relationship.
Also 70% prone to childbearing complications.
RomanceRe: What I Did To Cure Genital Wart I Contacted by Davidcorny: 8:57am On Aug 21, 2023
Genital warts resolve by themselves most of the time, your concoction is a placebo.
RomanceRe: Both Ugly Girls And Beautiful Girls Are The Same. by Davidcorny: 9:29am On Aug 20, 2023
Ikennaford:
Lol, this op deh learn, so you no know say na ugly girls Bleep pass beautiful ones, and dem get body count pass beautiful, dem no deh for relationship because no one Wil want to date dem, Is just Bleep and pass,,, why,,, because they use guys to boost their self esteem... They'll not be contented with one guy, they will keep seeking attention from other guys and get fuckkked at same time, but non of'em guys will wanna be in relationship, calm down she'll come back after the guy's through, then you continue from where he stop,,,, this life
Wise man.
ProgrammingRe: Why Is The Browser Messing With My Headers by Davidcorny: 2:23am On Aug 20, 2023
chukwuebuka65:
I have an endpoint that receives “content-type” of “application/json” but when I hit it from javascript, it returns a 415 unsupported media type status code. But When I use postman it works. So I inspected the network tab of dev tools and discovered the request headers content type is text/plain instead of the application/json I set it to be. Why is this happening ?
Your path to the file is wrong. Target your files properly.
RomanceRe: Share Hidden Secrets Of Life On This Thread. by Davidcorny: 2:18am On Aug 20, 2023
Focus on your goals. Women, lavish life, food, etc will always be there, avoid disruptive people, people who only hang around others doing well also avoid them, avoid people who always speak good of themselves 24/7, not that they aren't good but there's a possibility it's fake to win your trust, have it in mind that anybody can and will disappoint you so don't do extreme acts of loyalty, only what is minimum.

Lastly, many people don't want you to succeed and will intentionally divert you away from where they're seeing results, people who throw doubts on good actions and advice.
RomanceRe: Could This Be A Freudian Slip From My Married Colleague? by Davidcorny: 6:58pm On Aug 18, 2023
thesilentman:
She is married and a senior in my department.She never got tired complimenting my eloquence-always says she likes the way i speak.Everyday,she'd wait for me so we can work together out of the plant and anyday i tell her i ain't ready for home yet,she gets clearly pissed.We chit-chat a lot.
Yesterday,she cosied up to my desk,as usual and said,in the presence of fellow colleagues,"Baby...oh,sorry,mr bla bla bla..."
Everyone was gobsmacked cos that's the same way she addresses her hubby who ocassionally drops her at work.
Now tongues have been wagging on account of that incidence-that both of us are probably...
I tried to dismiss the matter by saying that it was a freudian slip but my colleagues who were not having any of it,just told me to be careful.
Wahala dey o!
Google Work Husband!
RomanceRe: Many Relationships Are A Mistake, It Shouldn't Have Started In The First Place, by Davidcorny: 6:48pm On Aug 16, 2023
Thing is everyone mature or not may not be experienced when it comes to relationships. That's why you have funny situations happening and the guy or girl insists the partner loves them.
I've been a victim, I learnt lessons I will never forget and now I don't even care anymore. Not that I want to play smart but the dating market demands you have multiple cards in hand.

Men listen up, you're the prize. No matter how much anyone tries to sell you on having a single woman and sticking to her like glue, make sure whoever you're with knows you can drop her instantly if provoked, the men who love like babies are treated like babies, peace.
RomanceRe: Many Relationships Are A Mistake, It Shouldn't Have Started In The First Place, by Davidcorny: 6:45pm On Aug 16, 2023
ifeachoonyeka6:
You nailed it,I am a victim, after dating for six years, married for five years,A pastor still collect my wife after all and resources to make it work.
You should be happy, if she can leave you for greener pastures, what would she do to that pastor?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Stories Stuck With You On Nairaland? by Davidcorny(op): 4:32pm On Aug 15, 2023
Reinaldo:
The only thing I've noticed recently is the rise in ethnic bigotry. Meaning Nairaland now has a lot of users who lack intelligence and exposure.
I'd argue it's paid political propaganda, I know for a fact people are paid to promote political parties here so I'm sure there's some for ethnic division too.
Nairaland GeneralWhat Stories Stuck With You On Nairaland? by Davidcorny(op): 2:33pm On Aug 15, 2023
Hey guys, I've been on Nairaland for years(even though this is a new handle) and wanted to know the horror, funny, shocking or memorable stories you read on the forum. Mine was a very disturbing post from someone who claims he has intrusive thoughts to kill people, his thread started I think 2017 to 2019, I suspect he was the Nigerian Serial Killer "David West", another story was a very popular atheist in the religious section, can't recall the name but last I heard he slumped in his bathroom and died. Last story I can recall was from a married man who's wife was bipolar and wanted to kill him in his sleep with a knife but cut his hand instead. What stories do you recall reading on Nairaland?
HealthRe: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by Davidcorny: 2:17pm On Aug 15, 2023
tonicyril:
Doctor in the house please help. For the past 7 or 8 months now I have bn having this serious rashes on my body, fully concentrated on my genitals and my inner laps those I am feeling the tingling sensation all over my body but that of my laps and genitals are unbearable.

Now I don't wear boxers again else I will regret my decision, even without wearing the boxer I am always in pains and feel uneasy as I always scratch my body every minute.

The tins shows on my body like I am having measles but it's not measles

I have gone to our local doctor he prescribed drugs for me but it did not go, I went to the chemist I usually patronise and she sold drugs to me, now I use to buy the drugs every weeks still this tin refuses to go.
My woman called another nurse of her, she prescribed an injection for me and my woman, each injection is 14k, now I have bought two of it yet the symptoms persists

What do I use pls, doctor in the house.


Now I can't stay for 10sec without scratching my body as I use to feel the tingling and biting sensation all over my body..pls help me embarassed embarassed embarassed
syphilis.
RomanceRe: Can You Leave A Good Woman/man Because They Slept With Someone By Mistake? by Davidcorny: 1:43pm On Aug 15, 2023
Did her mother make the same mistake when she was with her father?
EducationRe: I Made 4.38 CGPA And I'm So Happy... by Davidcorny: 12:31pm On Aug 15, 2023
TrustNone:
I struggled and still ended up with 3:43.
8
It was so painful
I had a 3rd class due to many circumstances but I'm doing far better than my mates who got first class, cheer up.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Brothers Extradited To US Over ‘Sextortion’ Of Young Men, Teenagers by Davidcorny: 8:41am On Aug 15, 2023
If you ask them why they're scamming they'll say to recover what the whites did, Oshey Robin Hood, foolish thieves who can't work hard decently.
FamilyRe: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by Davidcorny: 1:59pm On Aug 11, 2023
If your wife bring P, I'll pound it harder and faster than her husband could ever, then dump her to go kiss the man after swallowing my cum.
RomanceRe: Having Something Like Boil Later Turn Sore by Davidcorny: 8:16am On Aug 10, 2023
Another herpes patient. It'll keep recurring for life or at best stop after a few years, always practice safe sex.
FoodRe: See The ₦320,000 Cow We Bought In Keffi by Davidcorny: 12:45am On Aug 09, 2023
IconicR:
The needed iron for the body can be gotten from other foods. I'm not against consumption of meat but the excess. I've seen cases where patients are advised to stop eating meat or reduce their intake of meat and rather opt for fishes but I hardly see where a patient is advised to eat more meat
The heme iron in red meat is absorbed faster than plants like say spinach that have more iron but is wasted.
RomanceRe: This Generation Of Church Girls. by Davidcorny: 8:49am On Aug 06, 2023
My own experience na nympho the girl be oh, standard 6 dik a day, never seen that in my life.

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