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Fraudsters in tech are the worst that can happen, a Nigerian fraudster is a very desperate hoodlum with little to no patience. Many of them actually try to go legit but quit because of the work, they like easy money, their tactics and phishing sites dot the internet and keen eyes can see through it, now you want to give them the means to upgrade their WordPress PHP scams into Node.js, Express Ejs scams, 😂 |
It's like these new humans don't know the rules men have regarding wayward women, any woman who has been for pay in the past will return to that lifestyle if the condition demands it. You men forget women don't need reasonable thoughts to do things, they do it for how it feels to them, if that customer they always wait patiently for knocks on your matrimonial home she can even turn your bed into her business point. If that itch for that rugged agbero who raises and pins one of her legs to the bed while ravaging her wet passage and being dominant around her comes around, she'll gladly sneak him inside herself while she feels the thrill of having you feed her and have her intimate needs fulfilled by that guy. Also, most times they have secret children you might not know till you're deep in whatever relationship you're pursuing with her. The diseases in her body she's used to and doesn't affect her, but you will get a proper dose and first class ticket to spend your money clearing it for both her and yourself. Your mind will always doubt what she does anytime anything requires her to travel. Don't do anything for them apart from fvrking them and curmming on their faces. |
flokii:Where do I drop your carton of malt? |
Everybody is wise online, calling the man a fool. You can be a fool too depending on the situation. If he was the one in UK and she was at home she'd still be a cheater. Cheaters are cheaters plain and simple, or how does being smart prevent your woman from cheating? |
Note to the paid posters here, if there's a coup, you'll go to jail for acting as the mouthpiece for the government. |
Didn't a pastor just commit suicide over this. |
Keep voicing out your displeasure while she voices her sweet pleasures on foreign diKz, she's just 1 girl bro, dem plenty for street. |
I always thought very beautiful girls were out of my league in uni. It always starts platonic for me as so many guys are chasing them that they're used to guys acting foolish. The first ever girl who in my mind then was "out of my league" was a lodgemate, thick, slim and very curvy. Cars stop and guys talk for minutes to know her, cultists have tried to nab her etc.. She hangs out with her theater art course mates in the lodge and I don't remember how but we started talking, I had a gf at the time so I think it made her at ease to talk to me, plus we use to combine foodstuffs to cook. At the time my mind no really go there but she go just randomly dey twerk on me for her room or grind me whenever we're alone. I always brushed her off and I guess she took it as a challenge. I wasn't a player but I had a neighbor I would bang whenever my gf wasn't around, I usually do it low-key but I guess word spread out, that was how she invited me to her room one time and the usual massage technique girls use to seduce guys then. I won't lie the pUz5y was fire. Soft like bread, felt like na water full there and her waist was mad, if you've watched a pornstart called "daisy melanin" this girl was just like that but fair. From that point on we were Bleep!ng on a low-key, even the neighbor I sneak to fuk discovered and cast me in public, my ex gf till this day I'm sure she heard but she probably ignored(later found out one Muslim guy was knocking her behind my back), anyway I lashed this babe for years till time and wanting love push me away, not that I can't love her or anything but guys are on her neck 24/7, it was obvious she was a freak too. Next one was also in school in my last year in that uni, I came back to rewrite a paper, na so I see one agric babe for classroom around 7pm, she came to me and started reading, we hosted for a while to pass the time, only for her to say she knows me, from where? She said she used to see me when I was in 300 level, that I would just ignore everybody and be on my own, we laughed about that.. like play like play I don't know how my fingers went into her skirt and started fingering her, people came in and she adjusted but they knew, I took her to another classroom, empty oh, before you know people came there too. Na so I just lockup, and we went home separately (she stayed in a family house), couldn't resume match as I later found out she was dating a 40 year old man and he came back from travels. Have so many more funny stories with girls many guys would think are out of their league, it made me understand woman appear as how you want them to, if you think she's out of your league, there's a guy cum!n in her steady. Peace. |
Techvillz:How old are you? Girls love and want dik bro, why do you think they insert fingers in themselves? |
Dottore:Also 70% prone to childbearing complications. |
Genital warts resolve by themselves most of the time, your concoction is a placebo. |
Ikennaford:Wise man. |
chukwuebuka65:Your path to the file is wrong. Target your files properly. |
Focus on your goals. Women, lavish life, food, etc will always be there, avoid disruptive people, people who only hang around others doing well also avoid them, avoid people who always speak good of themselves 24/7, not that they aren't good but there's a possibility it's fake to win your trust, have it in mind that anybody can and will disappoint you so don't do extreme acts of loyalty, only what is minimum. Lastly, many people don't want you to succeed and will intentionally divert you away from where they're seeing results, people who throw doubts on good actions and advice. |
thesilentman:Google Work Husband! |
Thing is everyone mature or not may not be experienced when it comes to relationships. That's why you have funny situations happening and the guy or girl insists the partner loves them. I've been a victim, I learnt lessons I will never forget and now I don't even care anymore. Not that I want to play smart but the dating market demands you have multiple cards in hand. Men listen up, you're the prize. No matter how much anyone tries to sell you on having a single woman and sticking to her like glue, make sure whoever you're with knows you can drop her instantly if provoked, the men who love like babies are treated like babies, peace. |
ifeachoonyeka6:You should be happy, if she can leave you for greener pastures, what would she do to that pastor? |
Reinaldo:I'd argue it's paid political propaganda, I know for a fact people are paid to promote political parties here so I'm sure there's some for ethnic division too. |
Hey guys, I've been on Nairaland for years(even though this is a new handle) and wanted to know the horror, funny, shocking or memorable stories you read on the forum. Mine was a very disturbing post from someone who claims he has intrusive thoughts to kill people, his thread started I think 2017 to 2019, I suspect he was the Nigerian Serial Killer "David West", another story was a very popular atheist in the religious section, can't recall the name but last I heard he slumped in his bathroom and died. Last story I can recall was from a married man who's wife was bipolar and wanted to kill him in his sleep with a knife but cut his hand instead. What stories do you recall reading on Nairaland? |
tonicyril:syphilis. |
Did her mother make the same mistake when she was with her father? |
TrustNone:I had a 3rd class due to many circumstances but I'm doing far better than my mates who got first class, cheer up. |
If you ask them why they're scamming they'll say to recover what the whites did, Oshey Robin Hood, foolish thieves who can't work hard decently. |
If your wife bring P, I'll pound it harder and faster than her husband could ever, then dump her to go kiss the man after swallowing my cum. |
Another herpes patient. It'll keep recurring for life or at best stop after a few years, always practice safe sex. |
IconicR:The heme iron in red meat is absorbed faster than plants like say spinach that have more iron but is wasted. |
My own experience na nympho the girl be oh, standard 6 dik a day, never seen that in my life. |