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Jamean:
So you know say na you I dey refer to

Yours is okay for me though.

Jamean:
Breast for 6 ladies
Na for old age she go hear am.

You know yourself coman see o!

These ones are too big for me na

LastMumu:
How you carry take get N2000 oga Davido?

Lol. The shop keeper 'dashed' Lero #1000 and Amicable #800 Change and #200 goods worth.

So 2000NGN

LastMumu... 2000NGN.

Fynestboi:
Oga MI.


How your end sir?

Boss.

My end is not bad.. I see you are fully occupied.

Take it easy on them chaps though.

papinx:
Good evening Sir Davide470....


What can I offer you sir

Evening Sir.

Just passing by.

Fynestboi for MrNL?? He should have won by now.

Coolcash1:
I disagree with you..The cause of the bull on the stock is because investors didn't understand the results posted. The group q1 2016 Pat posted was occasioned by income from non-operating activity that is one off. Perhaps, they believe, judging by its sizer the company is too big to fail...Which is a pure deception...With a trade debt over N300b throwing its working capital into negative, creditors can file for winding up of the company to recover their money.. Essentially litigation threats of liquidation would be high and other drastic measures may as well be taken to get their money back...Before one plunge into the murky waters of oando, it's advisable it's done after q3 when it will be known whether it has returned to profitability or result was doctored to deceive gullible investors

One thing we must get is Oando is not a stock driven by fundamentals.. It's 98% purely sentiments..

I posted this quote below a while back. If you acted, good for you.. If not, Sorry.

davide470:
Oando secured c.N96bn loan from 10 banks..

A birdie also chipped that their Q1 would be in the green zone, but FY'15 red zone.

DD, always!

LastMumu:
In my opinion, investing in the money market isn't much of a good idea as the market isn't doing well at the moment. Stanbic, ARM and FBN have the highest interest rates for MMF at the moment at an average of 9 - 10%, but considering the fact that inflation rate is currently hovering around 15%, this doesn't look much like a great investment.

I frustratingly yanked off the little investment I had with FBN two weeks ago or so, a lot of other investors are also pulling their money out of the market as well as rates are not lucrative enough. If you have any cash you want to invest, I would advise you throw into the real economy, invest in agriculture, transportation, start up a business or just anything aside MMF. Heck, even Treasury Bills is a better alternative right now to MMF. The thing tire me mehn.

Somebody is trying to get customer, you are spoiling 'market'.

Dahveydson, go and invest in the Stanbic MMF o.

oyb:
If that is a gtb bank director, then it is no wonder the industry is fked

What sort of message is that Stooped man sending to the rest of the team?

That customer service is only for the metuhs and fayoses?

Instead of asking about greviances the silly man is talking smack. Does he know how many other disgruntled customers there are out there?

What a disappointment. A golden opportunity to bond with your customer base wasted.


And as for the silly hordes who think his behavior is laudable, don't come to nl whining about poor customer service

Being on the Board of a firm does not mean you work in the firm.

Then again, there is a silent rule in Customer Service; It is not everyone you take on as a client. It is not by force.

And if you all want to close your account in GTBank, please do, the crowd are just too much these days!!!

fxuser:
um Oando

Yup. Q1 saw a "profit" of 4.2Bn Group-wise though.

It is on bid at 6.69 (+4.86%)

*unlooking*

Godisfaithful:
http://www.nse.com.ng/Financial_NewsDocs/14127_OANDO_PLC_-_DEC_2015_AUDITED_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_JULY_2016.pdf

At least Revenue increased YoY for Oando.

Honeywell Flour Mill Plc released its FY2016 result showing a 3.72% year-on-year growth in Revenue, however owing to the surge in cost of sales (11.96%) and operating expenses (18.32%), Profit before taxes and Profit after taxes respectively plunged by 299.98% and 369.92% year-on-year to -NGN2.869bn and -NGN3.024bn in the same order.

Ferdyboss:
Only the wise will understand

If you need further clarification, no know where to catch up

I never get your time yet

Ferdyboss:
Experience would tell you that "whatever will be will be".

Reality would tell you to wait for " Time and Chance".

Who am I to advice otherwise

Oga what are you saying?

.

FTC.

SHOUTOUTS!

To Mr. Campos, my Chemistry teacher in High School who made sure i was versatile in Economics and Sexuality

To "The Master", Prof. S.N. Omorodion, Foremost Professor of Chemical Engineering.. This is for you Sir

To Iya Taofeek and Iya "Amala-SkyeBank-Bodija", women who always prayed for me back then in IB (NYSC) to get a job.. ..

To Seun, baba how far na. The economy ain't smiling for your brother

To everyone, it's not easy to be FTC.

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Now back to the topic, these 5 clever steps actually works.

tessybby:
Pls guys N help me ooo,am confused abt ds fG npower, i ve try several to upload my psport n credentials as d tld me ,it nt responding at all, pls can some one help me n tell me abt it.i click on d tech corps n i added my detais ds names,state,residents address,age n bvn., educational certificates, degree n call-up no den i click on d upload documents n wht i got its thanks for registered wit npower, dts all i got. I hrd it wil show a anither section whr one wil upload psport,certificate n cv, pls help me ooo

Hi,

Do visit the threads below to ask your questions:

https://www.nairaland.com/3188990/npower-site-reopening-all-previous

https://www.nairaland.com/3163039/solve-npower.gov.ng-registration-issues-here

JustKeen, mail me..

Bbsharon:
.

Yaay. She made Front Page!!

Nice One, D. Keep it up.

First Class in Applied Mathematics from Uniben?? That "sadistic" department and someone made First Class!!!

Jeez! I need this guy's brain!

He should calm down jor. Jobs will come in their numbers.

Congrats jare Lanicky!! Be the Queen you are meant to be


Btw, I wonder why the Romance Section mods are not doing anything to curtail all the hateful, unnecessary threads.

Farano, Rocktation.......??

[quote author=adorablepepple post=46957605][/quote]Oh, that's nice.

Do the honors, ma'am or better still, you got a mail.

wroskian:
See you you no go church?
...and what of all those gehs wey dey follow you upandan for NL, u no fit pick among dem ni

I watched the service online.

Leave them. They have mod-zone me

Congrats to your sister, Explorers. She will make a fine lawyer.

LaurelP:
Hmmm Egbon Dave, u sure say na u be dis? Abi dem don hack ur account?

Them don hack am o

tolutweety:

Brotherly ...

Do you still have that handout for "pull-out" tutorials?
E be like say I go need am soon ...

Lool. Ferdyboss was the one that made the copy o. Ask him

Ferdyboss:
You learnt from Dbanj abi

Haha.

We learnt together Sir. Have you forgotten?

Your points won't be complete without saying: They should learn how to use a condom or better still meet Dbanj for "Pull-Out" tutorials.

Irresponsible baby daddies.. Mtcheew.

..

skarlett:
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Nice Signature