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Wat is going on with the Senate, why haven't they passed the sexual harassment bill into law, to lock down this bloody Afonja

ChappyChase:
Nice one.
E be like the suit no reach both the groom and him best man
Why the groom wear the coat while the best man wear the monkey jacket wey follow the coat come

Why art thou dis wickid

Pls help, for the past two days, my lappy ha been doing one kind; as if village ppl have taken over it. I can't even turn it on successfully. Dis is all I get wen I turn it on. Edakun ep me

askibee:
I just got off the fone with mr trump if u belive like if you don't believe share

Like means yes buhari spoke with him

Share means he did not.

Dey use style dey find likes. Don't goan look for work ehn

Marvel1206:
OK but

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I was strolling with my last f*ck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your f*ck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will i tell my parents when i get home" Among others. But then my life is more important than a f*ck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so i had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my f*ck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this" .

"Which kind wahala be dis now" i said to myself. "Look!" i shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, i grabbed my f*ck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, i was already sitting under a shed with my f*ck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, i almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how i protected my last f*ck from being giving on this thread

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Ah swear, my read is so on repeat here. The imagery used is so powerful and t sarcasm is unparalleled. Abeg drink the water jor. Ur grammatical blunders are forgiven. I hereby give ur comment all the fvcks in my possession.

This is one story I didn't regret reading halfway and stopping to make my conclusion. The lady has already made the pastor blame-free wen she said "it's like he's under a spiritual attack or spell". Like seriously?

Marvel1206:
OK but

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I was strolling with my last f*ck on leash on this thread earlier when Op ambushed me and held me at Knifepoint. "Give me your f*ck!" He thundered. I was already trembling, different thoughts ran through my mind. "What will i tell my parents when i get home" Among others. But then my life is more important than a f*ck. Op was becoming more aggresive now so i had to make a quick decision. I looked behind my back and saw my f*ck with teary eyes, she nodded in disapproval as though she was saying "Pls don't do this" .

"Which kind wahala be dis now" i said to myself. "Look!" i shouted at the Op while pointing my hand into an empty space behind his back, as soon as he turned his head, i grabbed my f*ck and made a run for it. He chased us but we were able to outrun him. Few mins later, i was already sitting under a shed with my f*ck on my laps. I patted her and kissed her forehead. "It's alright dear, i almost gave you out today on a useless thread for that matter"
She smiled sheepishly and rested on my arms.
That was how i protected my last f*ck from being giving on this thread

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Walahi, u no well at all . Lmao @ "give me ur f*ck, he thundered"

link2ok:
Please leave men alone and face the topic. Stop masturbating on issues about men.

It's not about the gender it's about the personality. Get that in2 your empty skul

Dnt give us reason why you are still single at 35yrs.



Back to d topic: the man is a devil and should b hanged upside with his balls roasted at the same time.

Ma niggur

With just 4 seed of battery, can it boil beans

Airforce1:
those girls are big gals

Money is everything

Just listen to urself. A slave to mny. That's why u never blow. Cos if u blow ehn, u go tell ur papa make e digwe for u. What are ur values? Even if hunger has wrecked ur brain, which is not the case here. It's ur type that has made good governance to continue to elude us. Awon oshi . Like I even know wat it means sef

kerryjossy:
U took it from my mouth. Just believe in Christ and be saved. Thats all u need to do as man. God gives u grace to overcome sin.

So God's grace comes without ur effort? Did the Bible not say that "he who confesses and depart from his sins, God wld forgive"? What does dat tel u? That u must mak an effort! Did Apostle Paul not say "shld we continue in sin dat grace may abound much more? God forbid"!? Wat does dat tel u? It's ur effort, which starts with a heart willing to let go, that necessitates grace intervention. While there is grace, there is also the will or desire or efforts to abandon ur old ways.

Jossyroyal1:
I fought all temptations to read d whole post but its just too boring for me to read
is it just me

Why is gas more expensive dan it was last 2 months. APC and lies:

Ganjafama:
I remember this dude. His mum was the VC of Delta State University, Abraka.

Someone earlier said his dad was the VC of dat same sch, now u say his mum was also the VC. Abeg na two VC dey run sch or d sch na family cake.

flaky66:
Mr perfect,holier than thou,judge Judas
so you are now the devil's P.A and you know those he has and hasn't knocked down,wehdonesir.
I can only pray for you to learn to use the common Sense that God has bestowed upon you and stop displaying ignorance on social media.

Make una leave dis guy na. Una never cast am reach? D guy ryt now

fpeter:
God forbid! OMG!! NOOOOOO

ERIC was my classmate in FGC Warri, we were in the same red house. National House.

Just last week I was talking to my sister about him.

NOOOOOO!!!

And wat wr u saying to ur sis about him, a married man?

chybykee:
I was wondering too until I viewed your profile and your enchanting eyes caught my attention. miss, they're magical ***

Wee u sharap there? Can't u jus look an pass ni!

rose54321:
In a bid to advise you exposed things that so called "fans" and the entire public sef were unaware of.

This makes me question your true objective

Maybe he is a "ceiling fan", hence he knows more dan d regular fans

Flakosixfive:
Word. I find it very irresponsible for someone with class and good breeding to be obsessed with another person's life never mind a celebrity. Why should a full grown man saddled with life's responsibilities and who should be absolutely concerned with making a mark in his lifetime be worried about what another fellow does with his private life. You ll never catch me dead or alive following or passing comment on a celebrity's l
page or handle. I have very little regard for people who do. Like you said its not hating. its just absolutely useless to waste valuable time on folks who do not know or care about you and who you may probably never meet in ur lifetime.

Sometimes, the care u show ppl doesn't hav to be because they care about u or cos u kno dem. U never know how much of wat he said might be much needed by her. It doesn't mean he is obsessed with her. Una no believe in God-sent again ni see wat Buhari has caused now: red eye everywr

So person no fit advise person wey e like again ni. NLders, why Buhari don turn una to dis kain tin na. See as una wan flog the guy soul, leave e Solomon

Wats sort of fuckery is dis? I'd the lady seun's sis, dat u blur h face? How den can we catch her? Yet we condemn stealing by public officials and demand exposure of dem. Dis is a clear unjustified defense of theft.

MVLOX:
D swear must be very strong.... Toyin must be a gud swearer cha....

The swear is stronger dan all diz village old women own

GiftedJosh:
When they are after you from the village, you want to win 185000$...
On a more serious note the guy does not have stamina..

Oluwa! D guy think say to hama na beans?

maxiuc:
Mehn see shape and curves Kai

That woman in the fourth pics mehn

Yum yum

Instead of u to dey encourage ppl for wheelchair, u dey look shape.

MVLOX:
Dis guy nids medical help ooo.... Cuz the day way him craze pple even himself no go knw ooo...

Medical help? He has been sweared for na, by Toyin

Mikylopez:
all those cakes are gonna become waste ....this ladies obviously don't know the benefit of a gym... they're all looking like sacks of flour

The tin tire me o! D kind snore wey dem go dey erupt ehn, e go be like say dem dey train pig for the room.

martyns303:
Can she keep are legs straight?

E be like say nail shook her for leg.

casttlebarbz:
i love d beret

I sight u

omenkaLives:
Good one. I hope they get the punishment they deserve for bringing the force to such dishonour.

My greatest surprise in the whole episode was that people stood by only to watch and take pictures and made no attempt to stop the men from doing what they were doing; yet the way these people sound on social media you'd think just a single one of them could take on an entire batallion of the Nigerian army.

Smh.

So the ppl wld have stopped them from beating the cripple? Haba bros, are u a learner? So u can stop a moving train abi?

IdeyVex1:
Guy, I think you need to return to primary school to go brush up on your English Language. This is just horrible grammar. If my secondary school English teacher sees this, she would just have cardiac arrest. And please do not start with "I am not English" or "English is not my father's language". You had better type in Pidgin or in whatever language that works for you instead of murdering English in this manner.

I think if we all made it a task to correct our grammar, NL wld be d best tin dat happened to us