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TV/MoviesRe: Ese Eriata Advises Ladies With Smelly Vagina. Facebook Users React by DavidEsq(m): 10:39pm On Feb 24, 2017
Muzanga:
And nobody is talking about that space between a man's dick and his balls. Smells like damp clothes. Some guys wear one pair of boxers for 3months. See them dirty guilty guys quoting me. cheesy e pain them.
Chisos! I wee tell ur moda. So dis is wat u haf been doing in sch abi? And ur fada is busy boasting at a palm wine bar, dat his daughter is studying hard. Chai.
FamilyRe: Teacher Divorces Her Husband Over “Unattractive Joystick” In Delta by DavidEsq(m): 9:57pm On Feb 24, 2017
Freiden:
You think Americans are good with English ??
Pls wr did he mention America, biko? Wr wr u wen dey wr sharing sense sef cry
FamilyRe: Teacher Divorces Her Husband Over “Unattractive Joystick” In Delta by DavidEsq(m): 9:56pm On Feb 24, 2017
woodcook:
Am I the only one that thinks that Nigerians have a bad "English habit"?

Growing up we were told that reading papers and news articles improves one's language. But reading some blogs and stlye of reporting makes one cring.

I am no English expert but the fact I spend a reasonable amount of time reading news blog from Nigeria I hope to learn not to be left worse off
Lol. Bro, I'm with u all the way. Foolish half-bakes, masquerading as bloggers
RomanceRe: Young Man Married To Oyinbo Grandma (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 9:48pm On Feb 24, 2017
Chai! Buhari o! It wasn't dis bad before na
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf, IBB University Lecturer's Sex Scandal With A Student by DavidEsq(m): 8:16pm On Feb 24, 2017
Organs:
NONSENSE: Did you go to school at all?? I graduated from Naija University, all you have to do is petition the school and another lecturer will mark your exam if you think you passed and the lecturer failed you intentionally. I wonder why people always believe negative news when we dont even try to make things right ourselves.
@ the bolded: u think dis can in UniAbuja? The lecturers are a cabal who take pride in protecting demselvz. Pls, just have small sense, ayam pleading. NLders, pls hep me beg am cry
EducationRe: I.G Yusuf, IBB University Lecturer's Sex Scandal With A Student by DavidEsq(m): 7:30pm On Feb 24, 2017
aAK1:
do you know the definition of rape?
Don't mind the bunkum angry
RomanceRe: What Is The One Thing You Do Not Tolerate In A Relationship? by DavidEsq(m): 11:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
JVgal:
Odour ( body or mouth) and terrible English
Now dats som1 with some good sense of standard
TravelRe: Lady Who Had A Horrible Accident On Her Way To See A Man, Reflects 1 Year After by DavidEsq(m): 11:00pm On Feb 21, 2017
Cynjaay:
How could you take up my post on facebook and twist it so disgustingly? You lied about the date and still went ahead to insinuate what isn't true! You people should bring down this story from here or I swear I will sue you people for defamation of character and lies! Why not write the truth and you lifted my picture off my wall, pasted my story on Nairaland without my permission? Who does that? Oluwaseun Osewa I suggest you pull this post down or be ready for whatever you want to happen!
So dem do u too? Useless homo sapiens who can't find a snippet of intellectual matter in their akamu for a brain. That's how they took the pix of UniAbuja students protesting the death of their colleague some days ago, which I took the pains to upload. They recycled the story, ripped of my comment by which it was uploaded and felt good about their murky selves. Did I hear that we all want good governance? I doubt that.
TravelRe: Lady Who Had A Horrible Accident On Her Way To See A Man, Reflects 1 Year After by DavidEsq(m): 10:54pm On Feb 21, 2017
Daddybright1986:
Even you can't spell very well(wetin 'b is dis his u are'
No allow ur English teacher catch u ooooooooooo
U dey mind foolish seun auto-correct that is modelled along yoruba movies subtitles?
PoliticsRe: I Need Longer Period Of Rest - Buhari by DavidEsq(m): 12:15pm On Feb 21, 2017
AirFireEarthH20:
Don't mind that man infected with liar muhammed disease. He said on live TV that he doesn't have direct contact with the president but now he is issuing fake press releases.

But wait o, this man called Femi Adesina used to be a pastor, is he no longer a pastor?
Chai o! See casting!

TravelRe: Lady Who Had A Horrible Accident On Her Way To See A Man, Reflects 1 Year After by DavidEsq(m): 12:08pm On Feb 21, 2017
OP u see ur life? C'mon copy u cannot do. She said "high heels", u said "high hills" embarassed. Chai! Is dis his u are? U can't even do expo well angry. Oya lie down now. Kabiru! Oya bring the wire!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG (NLNG) Prize For Literature 2017 by DavidEsq(m): 11:55am On Feb 21, 2017
nnadychuks:
Banana and soakis is a bad combination. See how belle dey do me now sad
Ppl are discussing serious issues here, u are talking about banana ¿ soakis. angry

CrimeRe: Man Kills His Friend In Ogun Over A Woman (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 11:51am On Feb 21, 2017
BornStunner1:
OGUN STATE AGAIN!! - in donjazzys voice

Just look at the trio Of s*x starved perverts and i can bet my 2cents dat hoe in the middle was in another man Babatundes bed lastnite .... Suckn d**k

Now this hot headed fellow killed his friend over the hoe now he is going to jail were niggers are gonna bid to own his Arse hole ..... He is gonna be anoda mans b*tch inside d cell....

Now the victim is gonna go to hell and be recieved by baddoo himself egbon satan who is gonna punish him for dying and not bringing the other fellow and hoe with him...

Lol what a sorry case of Illetracy from a ppl only concerned about three things Ritauls....s*x...more sex


A hilarious but lucid opinion of the after-life. LWKM @ Egbon Satan grin
EducationRe: 17 Mathematical Equations That Changed The World (pic) by DavidEsq(m): 9:33am On Feb 21, 2017
rottennaija:
@op, it would be good if you tell us how they apply in the world
A very foolish OP. When I was ezpeting to c how we cld also use to reduce our dollar/Naira wahala or look for Buhari angry
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Return Of Egbesu Sword For Niger-Delta Peace by DavidEsq(m): 9:28am On Feb 21, 2017
fSociety:
What buhari? Vegetables now speak? undecided
I tire for dem o. This moves smacks of Osibanjo's decision. The man who some commendable sense of National leadership.
TV/MoviesRe: Bisola's Baby Daddy, Olanrewaju Malcolm: Leave My Daughter Out Of Bisola's Life by DavidEsq(m): 12:46am On Feb 21, 2017
DuBLINGreenb:
God will punish glo and their half G data connection I am suffering here. I commented before the first comment but see where my comment ended up.
Eleyi gi di gan grin.
TV/MoviesRe: Pastor Mike Winning Curses Sponsors Of Big Brother Naija by DavidEsq(m): 3:34pm On Feb 20, 2017
Why don't u first curse the politicians bringing their loot as offering and tithes to u? Then we know u ain't corrupt.
TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by DavidEsq(m): 3:30pm On Feb 20, 2017
ojutiku1:
And so what. Like if you think the man is talking jargons, share otherwise
Don't worry, u won't get like today ehn. We already have our opinions aired.
TV/MoviesRe: Man Says Northerners Were Excluded From The Wedding Party Movie, Nigerians React by DavidEsq(m): 3:28pm On Feb 20, 2017
The last one killed me: Federal character movie grin. See shading! So epically wicked
FamilyRe: Pls Help, My Mum Is Suffering From Megalomania And Am Begining To Hate Her. by DavidEsq(m): 2:53pm On Feb 20, 2017
Hector09:
Bro i fell ur pain, my mum is like that thou she's 40 yr, bt she nage alot, nothing pleases her, always comparing u with other guys, thou am just 23yrs bt i hate her. To be honest
Ppl think all mothers are the same (nice and deserving of unconditional love). If they cld just step into oda ppl's shoes, dey wld realise that they have all dis while been judging odas from their pin-hole opinions. I've seen women that encourage their daughters into local prostitution, so the ladies cld buy dem good tinz of life.......abeg I no fit talk. Pls let's not forget the story of a mother somewr in Anambra or so, who went to drink beer at a bar and left her toddlers at home and they got burnt to death. Her neighbours all said s is in the habit of abandoning her kids. The mere fact that she gives birth to u doesn't guarantee motherly love. Motherly love is learned, not injected by hormones tru child birth.
EducationRe: Uniabuja Students Protest Over The Death Of A Female Student by DavidEsq(m): 11:21am On Feb 20, 2017
See una life? Una don tif the pix wey I send begin claim naijaflava news. Lazy fools. This is why journalism is on its knees. U wld say why didn't I copyright or customise the pix. However, stealing is one tin, recycling news in order to delete the source and even the first set of comments is really low and crass an it shows how uselessly stupidly foolish, news agencies, particularly Nairaland have become. Anyway, I'm not surprised; wen u have afonja ppl as the owners/managers/mods, wat do we expect? Incompetent and silly buffoons angry
EducationRe: Uniabuja Female Student Died While Escaping From Robbers (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 9:38am On Feb 20, 2017
Serious protest going on ryt now at UniAbuja. Le'me call my correspondent to clarify d reasons for the protest.

CelebritiesRe: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by DavidEsq(m): 7:17am On Feb 20, 2017
encrypt:
Lol you need professional help. Living in different countries make your accent switch?? are you for realhuh!!
Tf! Did i just read...Jon schooled in the US, UK and France yet his accent doesnt switch "unintentionally"
Go and sit down abeg
See casting. Wld the casted uncast herself pls cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by DavidEsq(m): 7:13am On Feb 20, 2017
Kellibae:
Gifty didnt grow up in nigeria she has lived all her life abroad so it could be true
Expecially if she is the type who is not so much into nigeria kind of music..
I kno fee friends who are like dat..
They in nigeria but only know the most popular nigerian musicians
I guess dats why she knows few grammar also grin
CelebritiesRe: Gifty's Ex-Boyfriend Begs Banky W To Forgive Her For Saying She Doesn't Know Him by DavidEsq(m): 7:04am On Feb 20, 2017
Papikush:
Gifty is dumb, unintelligent, stupid and most importantly a local village hoe.

She doesn't know Falz neither does she know BankyW, I am sure when she gets evicted the bìtch will say she doesn't know big brother undecided

Thank God Sunday is almost here angry
Sunday finally came and una don evict am. He he he he.
CelebritiesRe: I Spent Most Of My Childhood Abroad - Gifty #BB Naija by DavidEsq(m): 7:00am On Feb 20, 2017
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! My head o! Sister, is dah hou u use to gbagaun?
Abroad peepz be like: mokun mogbe modaran!

CelebritiesRe: Fathia Balogun Writes Linda Ikeji: "I Am Not 50 Years" by DavidEsq(m): 6:19am On Feb 20, 2017
chrisviral:
grin grin

He is watching too much movies!
No mind am jare. With him kpuff-kpuff head grin
TV/MoviesRe: Gifty's Reply When Ebuka Asked If She Was A 'hairdresser' by DavidEsq(m): 12:53am On Feb 20, 2017
Nebuchadnezar:
she's just playing the game which requires faking
Nah; she is badly disoriented
TV/MoviesRe: Gifty's Reply When Ebuka Asked If She Was A 'hairdresser' by DavidEsq(m): 12:34am On Feb 20, 2017
Nebuchadnezar:
every house mate in that show is fake
And she's Queen. Kponkwem
RomanceRe: Ladies If He Has A Pair Of These Just Know You Are Dating A Playboy(pic) by DavidEsq(m): 12:23am On Feb 20, 2017
HARDDON:
embarassed

How lame! Just say: no man wit a D1ck is ever faithful

Men, no ladies wit a pair of this is ever faithful

embarassed
Epic clap back
EducationRe: 10 Weird Things You Should Be Doing In Order To Have A Stronger Brain by DavidEsq(m): 12:21am On Feb 20, 2017
yamunla:
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I love
my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to
do..." Then I said, "turn Left"
Simply wicked grin
TV/MoviesRe: Gifty's Reply When Ebuka Asked If She Was A 'hairdresser' by DavidEsq(m): 12:15am On Feb 20, 2017
Nebuchadnezar:
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shatap you know it's pure truth

some people just hated her for no reason rather than her tribe

kiss the truth
So the "some" ppl u are referring to didn't get put off by her fake and empty headedness? So u love her cos she is fake ryt? U wld gladly roll with her wit no drama in sight ryt? Then u are just a tag-along, cos na so so story u go dey hear of how dis and dat slept with ur wife to get this and dat. We go dey here dey troway sympathy for u like we dey do for Angela O husby

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