Romance › Re: How My Friend's Girlfriend Tested Him To See If He Truly Loves Her by DavidEsq(m): 9:52pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
fuckingAyaya: so the other phone go like that And all the apps, games, memorable pix, contacts stored in the phone, customising tinz  |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Adopts Measures To Reduce Food Prices by DavidEsq(m): 9:37pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Adopts Measures To Reduce Food Prices by DavidEsq(m): 9:35pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
LazyGoat: . . I tell you that guy na mad man, other times that your mentions is not necessary and he don't have any thing to type, he will just type "where is Lalasticlala self" or he will type his message and always ends it with "but where is Lalasticlala self" Junior, reporting to Daddy  |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Government Adopts Measures To Reduce Food Prices by DavidEsq(m): 9:30pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
grandstar: The primary reason why food prices are high is due to the collapse of the naira from around 200.to a $ in 2015 to 490 today. Note that also the price of diesel is set internationally.
Also, protectionist policies such as high import duties on rice and increased duties on wheat have only worsened matters.
Imported food would have helped moderate the price of local ones but that's not the case.
Also there has been massive demand for food from neighbouring francophone countries who now find our food very cheap as their currency has increased in value by at least a 100% against the naira over the last two years. Spot on. It's persons like u that should head such a c'ttee. Not doz yam heads who are so obsessed with sychophancy and mediocrity. Trucks ke! So it wasn't trucks that had been used to transport such goods all these years dat the prices of goods wr stable, at least to some extent? I said it, wen dis c'ttee was set up, that it wld beta if it wr made up of farmers, rather dan frog-brained charlatans  |
Romance › Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by DavidEsq(m): 2:45pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
SINZ: Barca, anytime wey you dey find new babe, na that time you go remember romance section.  ;Dmake una leave am na. Haba! Politician no go smooch again? |
Romance › Re: The 5 Stages Of Relationship (most People Crash In Stage 3) by DavidEsq(m): 2:43pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
royalmoron: tonyebarcanista you want our opinions? have you forgotten how hard you'd insult the section?
we don't want you here!!! Dem don do am strong tin o. He was always "Buhari dis, Jonathan dat". Now e don tire. Change don turn am to relationship counselor  . We dey ur bak jor. Fire dey go. #thenewhustle |
Crime › Re: Man Disguises As A NEPA Official, Steals A Lady's Phone (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 2:23pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
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Business › Re: N800 For Stamp Duty Charge? Diamond Bank Sent This Message To Me by DavidEsq(m): 1:16pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
sweetboiy: i just see the message.. If they don't refund me.. I must surely storm their bank and make noise I swear What kind of noise wld u make?
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Politics › Re: Police Displays Money "Wike Bribed INEC Officials With" In Court (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 12:44pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
softwerk: Finally, Wike's village witches score a point  Dis meme over-killed it  |
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Demanded Visual Proof of Ailing President Yaradua 2010 by DavidEsq(m): 12:40pm On Feb 07, 2017 |
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Career › Re: Secondary School Teacher In Kogi Returns N130k After She Was Overpaid By Govt(pi by DavidEsq(m): 8:23am On Feb 07, 2017 |
Proffdada: your own grammar can bring Buhari back to life  Watz ur own na. Kuku kee me  |
Education › Re: Why Nigerian Certificates Lose Value — UK School by DavidEsq(m): 7:29am On Feb 07, 2017 |
40kobo77: Which person wife?respect yourself and comot eyes there. Na me see her first okay?
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Education › Re: Why Nigerian Certificates Lose Value — UK School by DavidEsq(m): 7:28am On Feb 07, 2017 |
40kobo77: Some days ago.
One young boy put a story here which made front page praising UNILAG. Laff catch me, if only that boy know say na tissue paper be UNILAG Certificate once you cross Murtala Airport.
This is not a derailer, but has anybody seen the picture of this lady using the Moniker Adesewa4uyahoo? OHH BOY THAT GIRL FINE OHH.
Chisos. You fine. Saw your picture and i fell in love with you immediately.
Adesewa4uyahoo i know there is a reason God guided me like Joseph to Nairaland this morning. Just look at u. Ur mates are still thinking of continuing yesterday's protest, u are here looking for geh. Adesuwa4uyahoo, don mind him o. Iz me and u o  |
Career › Re: Secondary School Teacher In Kogi Returns N130k After She Was Overpaid By Govt(pi by DavidEsq(m): 7:20am On Feb 07, 2017 |
Proffdada: your own grammar can bring Buhari back to life  My bro, ayaf tire for Oluwa Seun Osewa. He wee be shanging my words upandan like Laura Ikeji changing boyfriends and in this Buharificated era, the pains of editing my comments on NL just gets bigger. NL dey do e own auto correct, based on say Seun grammar na haf of dico.
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Career › Re: Secondary School Teacher In Kogi Returns N130k After She Was Overpaid By Govt(pi by DavidEsq(m): 7:11am On Feb 07, 2017 |
OP, did u she is a "Teacher"? With all that grammatical blunder enof to kill Buhari? No wonder Idris Wada is an agbero |
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Destroy Farms, Rape Our Wives —Ohanaeze by DavidEsq(m): 7:08am On Feb 07, 2017 |
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Politics › Re: Protesters Take Over The Roads At Ojuelegba (Pictured) by DavidEsq(m): 4:13pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
SpecialAdviser: 2baba must be whining now.
Dat guy is truly uneducated. The only opportunity to turn a hero, he chickened out as a coward. I really now understand why these IPOBians are brave. They are very brave, I tell u. Even in the face of the guns wielded by these trigger-happy soldiers, they still press forward and face the volley of bullets. Nnamdi Kanu, u may be called anything, but cowardice is nowr near u. Thumbs up, brave IPOBs |
Celebrities › Re: "You Shouldn't Have Left Me, I Am In Davido's Video Now" - Guy Tells Ex by DavidEsq(m): 1:33pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Her ex boyfriend, telling "her".... is the ex boyfriend now a gel abi lady or is the OP just grammar-dead  . Make I go buy panadol for the terrible headache all diz grammar dey cause me |
Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Mocks Women Who Think Attachment Is A Sin But Use Wool To Make Their Hair by DavidEsq(m): 1:27pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
sod09: Wool is a thread like cotton Attachments or weavon are somone else's hair.... Seems her brain is on hibernating mode Attachments are someone's hair? U mean all attachments ryt? Pls go back to school if u don't know how to use Google |
Family › Re: Delta Hunter Lures Housewife Into Sex Romp In A Thick Forest With Bush Meat by DavidEsq(m): 11:18pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Terrible use of grammar. My head dey pain me from all the gbagauns  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 6:22pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
softwerk: This is one of the reasons Nigeria will never make any meaningful progress! Here you are Mr Lecturer busy fault-finding on NL when you should be researching solutions to our collective problems! 
You are trying hard to sell yourself here as rich meanwhile i've got skills to smell wealth miles away.
Okay I accept your correction(s) Sir. But does that increase the size of your manhood?! Le'me sheck it fes  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 6:21pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
deborsky: The Bible’s answer The Bible commands that we not ingest blood. So we should not accept whole blood or its primary components in any form, whether offered as food or as a transfusion. Note the following scriptures: Genesis 9:4 . God allowed Noah and his family to add animal flesh to their diet after the Flood but commanded them not to eat the blood. God told Noah: “Only flesh with its soul—its blood—you must not eat.” This command applies to all mankind from that time on because all are descendants of Noah. Leviticus 17:14. “You must not eat the blood of any sort of flesh, because the soul of every sort of flesh is its blood. Anyone eating it will be cut off.” God viewed the soul, or life, as being in the blood and belonging to him. Although this law was given only to the nation of Israel, it shows how seriously God viewed the law against eating blood. Acts 15:20 . “Abstain . . . from blood.” God gave Christians the same command that he had given to Noah. History shows that early Christians refused to consume whole blood or even to use it for medical reasons. Why does God command us to abstain from blood? God commands that we abstain from blood because what it represents is sacred to him.— Leviticus 17:11; Colossians 1:20 . Jesus shed his blood for u and I, to find eternal life. Why wld he be opposed to donating an transfusion of blood to save a loved one? All the scripture u cited and relied upon are centred on tampering wit blood pressure a manner suggestive of waste but not in a manner suggestive of preservation, esp of life. Let's not forget that blood transfusion was never a means of medication back then. God is a master o knowledge and he wld never obstruct our discoveries as a means of making life better. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 5:57pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
softwerk: Welldone Mr Lecturer Sir! Its a well known fact that Nigerian hospitals first point of call for blood for a transfusion is a donation from the patient's closest relation! In this case her HUSBAND. Try and keep up the pace darling!  You can see that i'm clearly thinking ahead of YOU! @ the highlighted: it's "port of call", not "point of call". So, yes, I am who u say; Mr. Lecturer but I won't demand sex 4 grades so know ur grammar, pls. Now Le'me be colloquial: hope my correction didn't pain u o. Now wat wr u saying again sef? Aha! ! Got it. So u read smwr in the story that she was a match with her hubby abi? Pls don't tell me u ladies do the blood donor test ish b4 marrying dat rich dude(like me  ), cos wit cheese, u all care little about such stuff. Besides, why wld she who doesn't biliv in blood transfusion bother to check if the hubby is a match, except for oda reasons (AA, BB, AS, APC  )  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 5:36pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
hahn: The bible also reports that Jesus dying was part of god's plan. And Jesus was privy of it yet they came and died. That is suicide. Do you think drinking otapiapia is the only was to commit suicide? I haven't seen anywhere, wr allowing oneself to be killed amounts to a suicide. Cos suicide is a crime. So how cld Jesus have committed a crime to save us from anoda crime(sin). |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 5:33pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: you dey mind am?
I once discussed Jesus' suicide on another thread and none of these Christians could give any cogent reason to counter it I understand suicide means one killing himself, not through another, but by hid own hand. So wat wr u saying again? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Lady Dies After Refusing Transfusion During Childbirth (photo) by DavidEsq(m): 5:28pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
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Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by DavidEsq(m): 9:28am On Feb 04, 2017 |
nanizle: So the best you can do, given your level of education, is to conclude that Ekaetie is a 'witch'??
You are probably the kind of person that would leave a child out to die on the street for being declared a witch by a pastor. Luckily not all Nigerians are this retarded. Although it had to take a Danish woman to rescue that kid.
Please read more science books and less of fiction. Now, that's the funny part: I wld never do dat; leave a child out like dat. Nada. Jesus christ preached the message of love a I believe showing love to all is the greatest cure to all ills. Dat doesn't mean I walk around blind like u(not u, as in u o, but u sha  ). No, I just believe stuff exists an d b trick on u is to believe dey don't. Abandon pikin? Haba. But I can't stand stubborn children. Na so so wrestling we go dey do, until dem change  . Not APC kind of change o |
Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by DavidEsq(m): 8:19am On Feb 04, 2017 |
mhisbliss: can you believe i dont have this so called spiritual attack people kept talking about? Its because i have a free mind, i believe that no human like me can hurt me spiritually because they have no supernatural powers and no I'm not religious so tell me why they stayed away because since I'm not religious i should be powerless to them but yet i dont get this so called spiritual attack, i hardly have nightmares and when i do its about a horror movie i watched not some old lady i know trying to suck my blood, hope you dig I know a lady called Ekaetie who tried to squeeze the daylights outta my gf (winch tinz). As soon as my gf accused her, tru a pastor, she started avoiding my gf. Wen her BF found out about th pastor's accusations, he began to recount several time dem press am e nearly shit for body for night, weneva h had a quarrel with Ekaetie. He broke up with her, she moved away. Na so the tin stop. Sleep paralysis ko, sleep stroke ni |
Health › Re: Sleep Paralysis: Meaning, Causes, Symptoms And Treatment by DavidEsq(m): 8:13am On Feb 04, 2017 |
ikorodureporta: do i need any research for wnat i know abt?? This post is also taliking about sleeping in dark room....e b like say u no like yrsf b dat. I'v found mysf in a situation where i had to relocate because of frequent oppression @ nyte....& a family visitor also complained of being attacked there Don't mind OP. U don't say wat u don't know about. All diz small shujren wey nev see anything. Why does it stop wen u call the name of Jesus? When u develop the strength to fight back and wrestle the tin to the ground, why does someone close to u avoid u suddenly?  listen OP, just try to sleep in one of Delta State polytechnic off-campus hostels dominated with females; but do small snobing and forming for their face during the day fes. U go see weeeeeeeeeen for night. Pls I always leave a piece of doubt hanging on the sides, so as not to rush into conclusion. This write up came up on Facebook about two years ago and it was written by someone in the US but I was amazed how several oyibos made it clear that wen they called Jesus, it stopped. No let village ppl use u do grinding stone o  |
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Appoints Amaechi,ogbeh,ngige To Beat Down Food Prices by DavidEsq(m): 10:45pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
Sori u don't need all diz olodo ministers to find the solution to a problem dey caused. Just get a few farmers from ur backyard, tomatoes sellers Oga, etc and u wld find the solution. |
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Announces That She's Pregnant With Twins Shows Baby Bump (pic) by DavidEsq(m): 10:41pm On Feb 01, 2017 |
So I guess we can now conclusively say she neva carried "her" first daughter in her bele. She really ha a surrogate. Chai! Jay'z, u don suffer sha  |
Christianity Etc › Re: MURIC Orders The Arrest Of Apostle Suleman by DavidEsq(m): 8:37pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
AlwaysUltraPad: yes , I participated and lost 5 naira and I'm boiling. *looks for mavrodi with a hatchet in my hand*
Now, drink water and refer back to the last verse and reflect. OK. Le'me start to reflect. |