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olasaad:
That's not possible

fieryy:
The man on the 3rd picture is slow. Hunger is still yet to deal with him. Of all things to stock up on, he's stocking on toilet paper and COOOOOKE?!

HarunaWest:
This people and packaged meals sef...nawa...See as they stack processed food like say na supermarket...I just hope they don't become obese after the Corona virus don finish

SassyGem101:
Chai!!!!
Small pikin still dey worry this guy big time. If I were your girlfriend, I would have dumped you long ago because of this childish character.

This one you're always taking only close shots of yourself, I'm suspecting you're be a very short man. Judging from your head again, you look short. "Chuckles* .
Ilegend the show off master.

Welldone my ugly dude. *winks*

izzou:


[color=royalblue]The loopholes wey dey this story pass the one wey dey for tomato basket for Mile 12

After the accident, who confirmed her dead?

Did the court sentence you to prison that same day? What evidence was presented to the court that she was dead? No death certificate?

So wasn't she buried? Didn't any of your own family keep in touch with her's even after her demise? Abi na "Strictly-by-invitation" burial dem run?

At least, something is taking our minds off the epidemic.

God bless the blogger for this blockbuster lie.
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emeijeh:
The price should have been lowered, but the demons inside these APC chihuahuas will resist it.

"Na Kyari dey run things "


See this guy still dey wait o....he never realize say na SCAM!!!
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Xavfra:

Xavfra:
Bia jideonwegi

OlawaleBammie:
tell me about that any books pls

laughitall:
im allergic to smell of library

kenny714433:
It's very true. But I thank God my school library was equipped with millions of ancient and modern literature, history, enclopedia, and all kinds of books you can think of, all thanks to the Irish missionaries.

The whites sees books as gold and thanks to the seminary for protecting those books. It's now that I realize I can never have access to such fountain of knowledge, the seminary library.

It was there I read books that I can never find elsewhere in this country or maybe continent(Lol exergerating) books like Prester John, Ceasar d Bello Gallico, Vergil Annied, Story of the Amulet, Don Quixote, Wanderings of Marco Polo, Round the World in 80 days, Journey to centre of the Earth, King Solomon's mine, Hunchback Of Notre Dame, Little men, little women, in fact all the ancient books of adventure, hidden wisdom, magic, sorcerer, Catholicism, devil and demons, Holy Spirit, Mystery, history, science and math. All these books are very old and ancient, probably the very first edition.

But today I can't have access to them anymore and time wouldn't even permit me read novels again.

calculator101:
my friends and I dressed like ghosts to disrupt girls' hotel because one girl turned my friend down . the whole girls hotel scattered as they believed we are real ghosts but matter changed hand when man o war in the school start to chase us ..come and see ghost running .lols

mansakhalifa:
Left school one morning without permission to go for a little walk. Maths class got boring.

Told the guy at the gate we were going to get some materials/specimen for "biology practical". We told him we were basically going to hunt toads. It was the raining season so he believed us. And... off we went.

Before we knew it, we were walking in the bush. About 10-15 of us. Still in uniform. Some had folded their trousers and sleeves by then. We were away for about 4-5 hours.

But we realized we had to call off our little "trip" when we discovered something unpalatable deep in the bush- a human skull- possibly a child's. It was pretty small.

One of us suggested that we took it back to school and showed the biology teacher...

I wonder what that fool was on and if he really thought about the consequences if we had as much as picked up that thing. Or if we had we had taken it back to the school premises, the stir it would have caused or how the authorities would have dealt with us.

I still remember that day like it was yesterday. Find myself sometimes musing over how that child's skull got there... It's crazy.

Mamadmama01:
2011 you?

kenny714433:
Hmmm

Mine was the most dangerous thing to think of in this life. In my SS3, having read many adventure novels, we were influenced by the life of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn.

In a school that they do expel students for the least thing like talking or moving after the Angellus prayer by 6pm, the seminary. I didn't believe we did this crazy shit.


Having read the thrilling adventurers of Tom Sawyer, me and five of my mates decided to act Tom Sawyer from 12am when everywhere is dead silent.

The loud bang of the dormitory steel door suggested to us in our different hostels that it's time and we sneaked under the cover of darkness to converge under the great mango tree as predetermined.

Five foolish boys headed to "No man's land", a place that was used as cemetery to burry the missionary priest and now left inhabitable, maybe not for rodents and reptiles.

At last, we were at the dilapidated perimeter fence without being caught, it was now 12.30am and far away from our hostel. Our mission was to raid Fr. McIntosh's grave to look for the priest's golden rosary for legends suggests he was buried with it.

That was when it dawned on us we were playing expensive play so we decided to go back. The beam of Torch light flashing towards us nearly seperated our souls from our frail body.

Empato my friend had already passed out and the thought of expulsion lingered our mind.

Brethren, to cut the story short, it was our foolish companion who had told us earlier he wouldn't dare visit a cemetery at night that later came along.

We revived our comr. Who passed out and headed home. In the morning, I wrote in my diary, dr diary, you won't believe that I went to No man's land today by 12am. That was just one of our failed adventurers, I remember when after reading six detective stories, we decided to act like detectives to our Rector's room by 12am.

Gentlemen, though we succeeded without being caught, one of us was trapped inside and later caught at dawn. After bringing his parents, he was expelled. But we will always remain loyal to him because he didn't mention names.

Not even when we decided to act Jack Sparrow the Pirate.... Gent, I miss u guys. Ahoy shipmate, lala please pass me a bottle of rum.

jimkramar:
Mine was when our entire SS3 class was give 2 weeks suspension 3weeks to our Weac exams. We were yet to complete our practical classes in Chemistry and Physics, So I had to join my friends in there school without registration, so as to cover up before Weac exams. Few teachers that knew I attended O.G.S started questioning, I just told them I registered my Weac in their school. They didn't even bother checking their records, because they won't believe a 16yrs old can just buy school uniform and start attending classes without proper registration. Mad ooo

Onisokuso1:
Went under the table to yank off Idayat's pant and licked her bombom. This was possible coz my seat ia at the back and hers in front of me . She was shocked and threatened to tell Mrs Agupusi the Chemistry teacher . I pleaded , we later became closer and was still able to eat her ass later for real after secondary school days .

She is married now


I'm those days I was one of the very brilliant but naughty guy in the class . The popular Hints and Hearts erotic books girls got from me and always looking forward to seeing me in class chai

NoTimeZone:
Me with two other classmates vandalised the school's farm.

xynerise:
Hmmmm.....

The dangerous thing I did was attending a school that fights every Friday

DaddyMorenike:
I finished in one of the fgc's. One werey day, i scaled fence to the female hostel during jss3 extension. I told some set of girls in class I would come visiting during the day.
As I enter there, omo Na so so nipppple. I had a boner all through. After too much pressing n nonsense, "Mrs Ranti is coming " someone exclaimed! I couldn't get out, I just had to sleep on one bunk n pretend as a female. na so I push my small yansh outside like woman. My heart was beating af! The werey porter got to my side and said" ewo bi obirin shey'n sun bi aja" meaning: see as woman dey sleep like dog. Laugh almost kill me for there.
I stayed there till early morning with my small stiff preq.
Funny thing is I still keep contact with all those girls that day. All of them are married with great children.

Sonnobax15:
This is bad..very bad...must ijaw people eat anything that looks like a fish??...this blackman's mentality won't take us anywhere...i once had a white woman as a friend who had a crocrodile as a pet...but if it were nigerians na,BBQMANNAGRILLS would've grilled it with their stolen fire woods...

Shibaraba:
" Oh my God, this is preposterous, this behaviour must be reported, these animals must be protected, you guys are barbarians " , I screamed as one of these was brought to my ppa way back in 2010. They tied the poor crocodile, butchered it while I was videoing and ranting. They were just laughing at me

One hour later

" Man na so this meat sweet reach?, [b]madam bring one crate of Goldberg make we take reason this meat, God is wonderful, this thing ugly for face but e sweet in the middle. Okey Abeg tie that nylon well. Na wetin we go take cook egusi this night be that"[/b]

E get as dem go take roast meat lasan the ororo wey dey comot for the body of the meat go reset your palates. You go just wan bite am at all at all

Esteemval:
Good morning everyone, please someone should subscribe for me, let me browse my course outline please, the lecturer didn't complete his lecture and exams is few days away. #1000 will go a long way, thanks and God bless you

southniyikaye:
nna wait o, or have sarrki account been cloned on nairaland ni?
Is this the real sarrki?

jackfj:
Bros! How Jonathan take be igbo man?
Na wa o
Oga don't just type Because you gat keypad

Righteousness89:
Wow!
How the Mighty are Fallen!

Seems the Major Henchmen who Embrassed the GEJ Presidency are Being disgraced!

This Life Turns oooo..

This Life is Really Sowing and Reaping!

Homeboiy:
Something that happened in 1900 .


Were SLS or even FFK born then?

ZAWs:
To be fair, the stigmatization on Chinese nationals is becoming too much.