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PoliticsRe: Biobarakuma Degi-Eremienyo: I Didn’t Forge My Certificates by DavidEsq(m): 6:42am On Feb 21, 2020
Gnaeusmagnus:
One fun incident from my secondary school days.

On two continous assesment tests for a certain subject, I used my full name, and then my first name and surname for one subject. The teacher spotted that and called me and said that I should use just one set of names for all tests from now on, otherwise it could become a habit to the point that I would be having different names on my documents in future...

I suspect that's what happened to the Bayelsa APC deputy governor candidate. I believe all those coeritifcates of his are genuine. The problem is he kept on 'changing his name' or using different spellings of his name, or irregular spellings of his name in between schools. He should have stuck with the name he used in primary school onward.or the one he used in writing WAEC.

When seeing what the man is going through, I feel like hunting down that old secondary school teacher of mine and thanking him for some really good advice.

P.S The affidavit he filed only made matters worse IMHO...affidavits in Nigeria have been so bastardised that people filing them for legal and legitimate purposes look bad by comparison. Affidavit must have been something of a red rag to the Supremes.
My brother, the same thing happened with me o! I dey form guy man doz days for secondary school, I use Alfred for one exam com use Ochuko for another one. The luck wey I get be say I be urhobo man halfway. When I do clearance for uni, na the four names combine the clearance officer use call me grin but e tell me say the school go choose the name wey dem go call me and I go begin use that name throughout my life. Omo na so the school cancel Ochuko comot o! Na so I dey use my name since. I still do affidavit wey old well well for that long paper wey dey whitish brown abi brownish white o! The affidavit na just one year after the certificate, so dem go believe me. I sure say na recently dis man do that affidavit. Ijaw name dey hard to pronounce, even to write sef and as na hausa and Yoruba ppl full waec and jamb, na bend dem go jus bend the man name grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Falana: Kidnapped Nigerians Who Paid Ransom Can Demand Refund From FG by DavidEsq(m): 6:30pm On Feb 20, 2020
Kingstanding:
. Useless and hopeless someone. I don't need to give you example ok but if you live in UK you will understand Femi Falana
Is that your example? Typical.
PoliticsRe: Falana: Kidnapped Nigerians Who Paid Ransom Can Demand Refund From FG by DavidEsq(m): 6:29pm On Feb 20, 2020
Excellent7:
Security is the most important right of citizens.
The practice in civilized societies is not much different from what Falana is talking about.
Security and Justice are among the important bedrocks of modern society. Without it there is anarchy.
Do you know that in some places if the road is bad and you report to the authorities and the do not respond fast, and your car suffers damage due to the bad road, you can repair your car and forward receipts to them and get refunded?
I am aware of a case some guys died due to government negligence. Their cars fell into a ravine in a road that should have been blocked, and no warning signs erected. The government paid indemnity to families of victims.
I once saw a road inside a metropolis that looked better tham a lot of our newly built "express roads" being scrapped and I asked a citizen why the road that was still good was been scrapped. The reply was epic; "the road had expired and had to be scrapped and rebuilt".
You do not really appreciate how bad things are in Nigeria until you experience other places.
Little wonder, I get annoyed when people praise the government for building roads!
Have u answered my question in the affirmative or negative? I think that is what matters.
PoliticsRe: Falana: Kidnapped Nigerians Who Paid Ransom Can Demand Refund From FG by DavidEsq(m): 11:40am On Feb 20, 2020
Kingstanding:
. You're among of this country problem. Let someone kidnapped in UK or USA and see what their government will do. They don't joke with the lives of their citizens.
Give me an example of what Falana is saying in a foreign land. Olodo somebody
PoliticsRe: Falana: Kidnapped Nigerians Who Paid Ransom Can Demand Refund From FG by DavidEsq(m): 11:38am On Feb 20, 2020
When has security become a justiceable right or duty?
FamilyRe: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by DavidEsq(m): 7:41am On Feb 20, 2020
lifemate89:
you are the cause of you giving birth to baby girls, it's your husband.
My dear, cry not,the Lord is in control...my elder sister was in the same shoe with you,she gave birth to four baby girls...just last week,she gave birth to a baby boy...Just be prayerful okay
People still do this in this time and age? Are children no more gifts from God? I need to slap some cups of sense into that husband's foolish head angry
CelebritiesRe: Patience Oseni Is Dead! Battled Stroke by DavidEsq(m): 1:32pm On Feb 19, 2020
"End of the wicked". huh If u see how we fear wen we watch that movie ehn. My step-mom just go play us the movie sharply because she dey always dey catch everybody winch. Useless, foolish and stupid woman. I no blame her Sha. Na my papa I blame angry angry angry angry angry.
That movie Sha. She worry her DIL for that film Sha. Awon indomie, pls stay off this thread grin. Your ancestors are talking grin grin
RomanceRe: My Pregnant, Stubborn Girlfriend Slapped Me, Insults My Parents by DavidEsq(m): 12:02pm On Feb 19, 2020
mechanics:
Do you think you can do anything with your body and go away with it without any punishment attaching to such, read your Bible well, from your name, you should know better and stop supporting evil.
Quote that oart of the Bible u have read here, to support ur bullshit talk
CrimeRe: Ataga Kidnap: Police Arrest Teacher For Spreading Fake News by DavidEsq(m): 12:01pm On Feb 19, 2020
Ausrichie:
Guy how far na? gringrin
Your boy full ground o grin grin
CrimeRe: Ataga Kidnap: Police Arrest Teacher For Spreading Fake News by DavidEsq(m): 11:22am On Feb 19, 2020
Kingosytex:
That guy is damn annoying.

He is a sociopath.
Ppl selling ozu, isn't that how they behave?
FamilyRe: Woman In Court For Marrying Two Men In Ebonyi State by DavidEsq(m): 11:20am On Feb 19, 2020
Shibaraba:
Them no talk the chijioke obasi crime. E be like say na him dey fan them when them dey nack.

Dumb move by the lady . She wants to eat her cake and have it.
Then again she could have applied for divorce and the husband didn't grant it. He could have purposely waited for her to make this move so as to jail her. Which ever way I'm glad the government is giving them an all expense paid honey moon....... In jail
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy. Na hand fan grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Ataga Kidnap: Police Arrest Teacher For Spreading Fake News by DavidEsq(m): 11:16am On Feb 19, 2020
post=86771563:
Omooba777, hope you are reading this?!

We hope you learn from this before you go too far in spreading such news.

Ten cuidadao.

ADVICE from the elders.

Half a word...........
Half a word is meaningless, as it conveys no meaning
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Is A Night Crawler by DavidEsq(m): 8:19am On Feb 19, 2020
So vampires dey lagos shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: My Pregnant, Stubborn Girlfriend Slapped Me, Insults My Parents by DavidEsq(m): 12:36pm On Feb 18, 2020
mechanics:
hmmmm, he can't avoid it now o, it will be against him when the time comes, he should have avoided it before.
It can never be against him. Never. Whatever may look so is just temporary
RomanceRe: My Pregnant, Stubborn Girlfriend Slapped Me, Insults My Parents by DavidEsq(m): 12:34pm On Feb 18, 2020
Shibaraba:
I'm done with people who come online to ask questions they know the answer to already.

My question is, how una Preeq dey strong when una broke. When I'm broke Ogbeni my Preeq no dey get life. My Preeq has the same feeling with shibaraba. I'm suspecting it has a brain sef. Once my account balance is pink if you like open the punna to my face, make your Yansh be like buffalo own, make your breasts be like oganigwe own, e no go strong.

But make account green. E dey strong even for sleep
As in when u broke, the tin go dey teh u:

FamilyRe: Have you Ever Left An Apartment You Rented In Less Than 2months? by DavidEsq(m): 12:30pm On Feb 18, 2020
Wetin happen? Dem dey press u for there?
PhonesRe: Man Calls Out Google Maps For Nearly Causing Problem In His Marriage by DavidEsq(m): 12:21pm On Feb 18, 2020
[quote author=NigeriaBam post=86744626][/quote]grin
RomanceRe: UNIBEN Student Accuses Boyfriend Of Money Rituals For Breaking Up With Her by DavidEsq(m): 7:13am On Feb 18, 2020
Sokosuji:
Trying to reason with a madman ? Are u sure u are not madder than me? sad
grin grin grin grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Man Calls Out Google Maps For Nearly Causing Problem In His Marriage by DavidEsq(m): 10:36pm On Feb 17, 2020
NigeriaBam:
Baba always feel you. How are you doing?
Just tell him u want to join BMC and stop tryna lick his dry ass
PhonesRe: Man Calls Out Google Maps For Nearly Causing Problem In His Marriage by DavidEsq(m): 10:35pm On Feb 17, 2020
SangoOlukosoOba:
A question was just asked and not a conclusion.

He had the opportunity to just answer and move on.

His relationship has trust issues and he is trying hard to blame it on Google.
Baba I dey hail o!! U jus decode every, sharply. No time man
RomanceRe: UNIBEN Student Accuses Boyfriend Of Money Rituals For Breaking Up With Her by DavidEsq(m): 10:32pm On Feb 17, 2020
Sokosuji:
you sound like the preekboy.. no gimmicks
Do boys have vaginas? A bit has a preek, u are calling him a preek boy. Aboki ppl sef
RomanceRe: UNIBEN Student Accuses Boyfriend Of Money Rituals For Breaking Up With Her by DavidEsq(m): 10:27pm On Feb 17, 2020
chii8:
I thought I'm the only one that hates flying cockroach, very annoying and irritating animal with a bad smell.
U two belong in the same family grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: UNIBEN Student Accuses Boyfriend Of Money Rituals For Breaking Up With Her by DavidEsq(m): 10:24pm On Feb 17, 2020
Sokosuji:
This boy is a preek.. It's obvious he had been oppressing the poor introverted kid.. Girls dey try sha
U sound mad, no gimmicks
HealthRe: Marathon Sex: The Evil Of 'Harder! Harder' by DavidEsq(m): 7:51pm On Feb 16, 2020
Dude said "l might pour everything and die there" grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Churchill Sues Tonto Dikeh For N500million For Defamation Against Father, Others by DavidEsq(m): 1:21pm On Feb 16, 2020
doctore212:
I need an Olosho urgently. My babe travelled yesterday for official assignment.

Pls I need an Olosho before I go blind
Who told u we don't want I to go blind. Oya blindness seize him violently

CelebritiesRe: Churchill Sues Tonto Dikeh For N500million For Defamation Against Father, Others by DavidEsq(m): 1:16pm On Feb 16, 2020
travelwaka:
I wish these two folks could settle this things amicably their marriage looks good at first he looks like the perfect gentleman she became cool headed too.
Then all of a sudden it became so toxic , marriage is not beans it's not easy bringing two adults to stay together.

Most people usually think marriage will solve all their problems of loneliness and sanity but it's not always like that.

Cos with this suit against her even if you get the best lawyers in the world together it will be hard to defend Tonto in the sense that most of the things she said she couldn't back them up with evidence.

I just wish people can take it easy on them. I just pray God will give both of them peace and I hope they both find a place in their heart to forgive each other.

This should be a lesson to all rather than mock them let's just pray for them cos nobody holy pass, no one knows tomorrow and any man that laughs at another man's problem should watch his back
Would it be out of place to send Tonto into financial extinction? I think not.
"Let the one who has grown big teeth have big lips to cover them". The book of our elders
EducationRe: Profile Of Adegboye, Ilaro SUG President, You Will Know If He Is A Cultist by DavidEsq(m): 1:10pm On Feb 16, 2020
ValCon888:
He was charmed to wear black cloth and was teleported into the bush?

Ogun kee you dia.
U can imagine. I just don't understand how this write up would change the narrative that he wore the color and entered a bush grin grin grin. Are we that foolish to be easily fooled? Foolish and useless OP
CrimeRe: Man Recounts How His Girlfriend Almost Framed Him For Money Ritual Because He Wa by DavidEsq(m): 4:48pm On Feb 15, 2020
Mumu man. What did u expect when u were crawling with worms. U would certainly get muddy. U saw the total lack of character or class, u still chook head. Wetin u dey expect before?
PhonesRe: The End Of Blackberry Has Finally Come by DavidEsq(m): 4:29pm On Feb 15, 2020
Tobinrobin:
I’m honestly shocked at this news, I felt B.B. was totally off the market. So peeps still use Blackberry? Mad oh
I use it. It has a very strong network connection
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by DavidEsq(m): 3:19pm On Feb 14, 2020
Mykel51:
Good Script !

I would produce it for you. Tony Umez would be the Husband, Genevieve the Wife and Ini Edo the wife's friend.

Movie Title: My Two Wives grin grin

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