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otipoju:
There is one case i am witnessing now oo.
I just feel sorry for the guy if he marries the girl.

Oya talk am na. My battery is full a d I have plenty data

Ladylite:
Ha missimelda01 come and epp us on this if you are not too busy with your boo

You have entered valentine trap. Soon you will be having threesomes.

If you want it to stop. Bring a man to your house and call him your bestie... So the both of them can hook up and leave you alone. Then you and your wife can gracefully send them out by helping them gather some fund and get them their own accommodation FAR FAR away from your place.


Your wife really wants a threesomeeee without saying it verbally so she won't look like a sluttttyyy chic that she actually is. Ensure you get a male counterpart o.

FYI your wife is secretly cheating on you....

Get a bug on phone and hidden CCTV in the house. You will discover lesbiaan activities.

I wish you knew this before the marriage. Many lesbiaansss allow themselves marry and hang out to commit their heinous lewd acts under such guise because as long as it's same sex their husbands can't suspect a thing.


I hope when the both women get pregnant for you, you can shoulder it.


[b]This matter will END once you inform family. But I know since you are enjoying it, you won't do i[/b]t.

The intensity with which this particular Valentine's celebration came this year, along with sexuality all over the place, surely tells the ills that may follow. This only confirms what the scriptures says at Ephisians 2:2 about "the spirit of the air, now at work in the sons of disobedience". It is the spirit of the air because it's influence is predominant and virtually everyone sways to it's misleading lies. Indeed, Revelation 12:9 is true, when it says that the devil is the one controlling the entire inhabited earth. .
The pressure our children face today is nothing compared to what we experienced in our own time of teenage exuberance. The last days is really here.

donbachi:
GOD...pls,anything dat will make me and my fellow nairalanders to see our promised land and will not enter it....pls kill dat thing...who or whatever it may be...in Jesus name.

U don turn am to prayer point now ba?

Shibaraba:
Bad reporting.
Let's put it this way
Assuming a certain BBQ guy uses his supposed influence to use your office for grilling decayed meat, you then take him to court and the office was given back to you. How would you evict him and his properties? You will romance the grills Abi. Or you will hug his smelly decayed meat before removing them? Ogbeni scatter anything. Throway anything. Spoil anything . A victory dance can be done only once.

U are a very useless somebody

socialmediaman:
E be like say na you be one my neighbors who likes being in the know of things. You want to cook egusi soup with what happened later? Well he said the babe has long been married while he’s still searching... are you happy now?

WriterX:


this one is not on Valentine's Day shall because I rarely ever celebrate it yes because I am crazy in the nuts lol.


anyway this is one hell of a funny experience eh which I won't probably forget for a long time.


oya it happened on a cold evening when the skies was about to be rushed into the labor room for some delivery and the earth about to do omugwo.

One of my guy luckily blessed my pocket with 5h for evening parte with hunger and boom angel of darkness (sorry nor vex I don't have anything about the female folks, I have 5sisters and I cherish them but my ex shall lol anyways) called me in an hysteric tone that suggested death in the form of sickness had come to take her away.

Hah ati sickness, kilode!?

I and my foolishness jumped into one t shirt and where I was eh Kai the distance between us back then was bleeped up but never mind, I hold bike man down tell am say just get me down to my girlfriend 's house like now anything you talk I go give you because I nor bargain, a typical igbo cross breed did not bargain because he is an adopted bill gates son.

So we match bike, the guy fire the bike and boom!!!

One of the heaviest rains of all time began, Jehovah jireh!!

Oh boy see me see rain see express road, the bike look am he say "oh boy nor worry we go enter am your money go only increase! "

He add speed until minutes later we fell inside mud, it happened because a big trailer with a zombie in front of the wheel decided to ignore all cautions and try and see if we value our lives, my guy swerve bike, he drink water me too drink water.

My brain never calculate say na me devil be dey plan huge send off to so we roll bike inside one incomplete building like that, me peel leg small the driver nothing do am.

The bike man again roll bike say my girl I must see am by fire by fire, we went on that journey and finally I entered my girl's hostel my 500h miss for my hand , the bike man just zoomed off with my cash fear no let me ask self for change.

Lo and behold, my girl's door was shut off, padlock in front.

"hah, what is this? " I brought out my phone and then I realized my phone too drink water I decided to ask the neighbors and boom they told me my girl went out in a Camry with some girls and some guys the oversabi na added

"my guy e be like say na party dem be dey go cos I even be dey hail your babe for her dressing "

the guy try shall because I waited that rain out in his place offered me a shirt self and #150 to get back home.

I returned home thinking about my life and all the misfortunes I had accumulated from the relationship and slept the night off.


true story my Broda, some people are not really worth it shall but thank God I am in love again for the second time and my brain is leading the bandwagon.

nams77:
This shit u pulled almost landed my family in cell.

Several years ago, we had one tenant who always return from work around 3-4am. That fateful day, a robbery took place in a boarding school not too far and shortly after, my neighbor sauntered past and some of the student trailed him. On getting to the compound, the tenant jumped over the fence since he didnt want to disturb the neighborhood with noise.
The student watched him jumped over the fence and concluded he was the thief that came to their school.
3 days later , police men stormed our building in the wee hour of the morning and arrested everybody except my family. Why we were singled out, i cant still explain till date

"The life of a jumper"

Danny110:
Lol...... The most stupid thing I did for love was always sneaking out very late at night everyday to see her. She passes my house on her way home so I always waited for her and escorted her to her gate, I remember staying wit her as late as 11pm almost every day . One day my mum followed me and I happened to stay more late that night coming back by 11:30 and she just gave me 1 slap that changed my life forever... And d funny thing is that I didn't even hug her for once talk more of kissing her
������ Abeg make pesin come slap, I don Bleep up too much for this life

Mariangeles:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
How sweet...

At the bolded? You're wrong because it was worth it.
You did what you could to be with the one you loved, and that was beautiful and romantic.
It will always be one of your best memories right?

Is it your "worth it". The owner of the "worth" said it's wasn't worth it, why are changing it for him ni?

cRobo:
Corolla is a hot cake for thief's

From brain box to all things that are detachable from the car by loosing

Lots of cases of theft on corolla compared to other cars

You can't park corolla outside you house over night and meet it thesame in most areas even during day time

That's the major disadvantage of corolla

Chei!

afilaka:
If you know ,you know

Thieves like corolla more.

Crookesmore:
In the same situation

But now, camry 08 and 09 are getting cheaper, you can get corolla 06-08 at that price range

I have decided to go for corolla 2010 tokunbo.

I just have this funny feeling that camry 07 upwards is too LONG

For how much?

JoNach:
I have both cars but il advice you go for 2007 Corolla, because of lower maintenance costs.

How much?

[quote author=JoNach post=86605310]I have both cars but il advice you go for 2007 Corolla, because of lower maintenance costs. [/quote
How much?]

JJAbrams:
Corolla but make sure you have a gated street and compound

May I ask why I said this?

Offpoint:
The level of testosterone in that man's body is extremely extreme high to the extent he no longer have access to his very own senses.

Science can't explain what's going on in this video.

Truer words have never been spoken

Officialgarri:
A fool saith in his heart "there's no juju"

donstan18:
Foundation indeed! 99.849% of those who got married as a non-virgin once slept and had sex in a hotel, so there's nothing new.

Sleep in the church if you want, Marriage wey go cast go cast.

Don't mind the ode . Marital alter ko! Marital shrine ni!

Ucee1999:

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Blablablablabla

The guy mumu na follow-come

Stories concocted to boost his "ministry" cos such stories sell like wild Australian bush fire

philip0906:
Senile old raggedy confused islamist incompetent Nincompoop

All these, on top only one person head?

Yankiss:
I want to ask you one question. Why is every region suddenly raising internal security if PMB were very successful as you want us to believe and why was this step not considered under GEJ who was presumably worse!!

Since u have been watching zombie movies, have u ever seen them reason? Why are u trying to reason with one?

Kingosytex:
Buhari's incompetence has made GEJ a genius.

The only folks that have contrary opinion are those who have unwittingly sold their conscience for the N30k monthly stipend-the suya guy, simplyle0, sarki and the now exiled Ngeneukwenu are in this category.

The second category of people are those who stabbed the South by supporting Buhari despite the fact that the old man's record as a military leader is nothing to write home about...The chicken has come home to roost.

The suya guy
Where is the suya guy? Did u not hear ur name?

ProWalker:
This guy is still a tenant in Lagos ?

This music thing is not for everyone. Dem never born Davido and most of these young artistes when this Baba dey sing Nigeria jagajaga.

Whatever’ you take your mouth profess, so shall it be for you.

U lie! So Nigeria is not jaga-jaga abi? It was his terrible attitude that killed his career. He acts like a tout but has great skills. Attitude killed everything. The worst was when he assaulted 50 cent on the way to Be in from PH. Kennis dropped him sharply. He thinks he can carry his aboki attitude of perpetual anger everywhere. Foolish Fulani cow

TheRealProphet:
Hmmm, una wan give this people status of a demi god... Them go soon turn to sars...same way SARS officers beat and kill innocent citizens while on duty.

That law is not bigger than the constitution of the FRN. It would not stand the test of a law suit

This guy still de that one room? Abi na police station be that ni?

winosport:
#200,000 for the kidnapping or the public humikiatiin.... Joke of a country

It was cost for delaying the proceedings. Not damages.

annayawchee:
shift Abeg.... It might sound funny to you but it's not to me, do you know the consequences of that guy's action?

That's his jail o! Shey he said he wants to take the laws into his hands. Dem no get ohaneze for there? Or eze ndigbo? Why e no meet dem to settle the issue?

annayawchee:
The guy's name is DC not Batista and they are not blood brothers but they are from the same town but different villages and how do I know this? They are both from my town.

So na so una town ppl be ba? I go dey avoid u before u go wire me that kain big stone.

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! Why u stone me na

BAAKUS1447:
Awww this is beautiful

But, oyinbo ya were gan o

Until Jaws arrive, then una go know say na una use una hand find trouble

Yankiss:
So much about Valentine. We don't even know the real meaning of the day. It's dedicated to St. Valentine in celebration of agape love not the lust we see today. Love for humanity and not fornication. You don't need to rehearse to love your fellow human being. What u meant is asking her out. That's a different issue depending on your ulterior motive. The devil has basterdized everything godly.

Why are celebrating a supposed saint? Isn't it idolatry?