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safarigirl:
Ramsey Noah...I was 8 or 9 years old at the time, he happened to be at the venue of my uncle's wedding. He was such a chill guy.

Smiled at us a lot, asked our names and what class we were in, real chill guy and his smile is just as great in reality, as it is in the movies

This happened in sapele, right? Precisely orhoro road? Abi?

ahiboilandgas:
u don deal with woman that way ....u scope her .u dont tell to foot the bills u get the total bill then form at if u are trying hard to gather the whole sum then she will see reason to assist even more than your expectations

Guy man . Na the real G be dis. No be all this cry baby and wussies wey no even get shikini sense of confidence. When real men dey run tinz, all this olele wan talk.

I guess "simp" is the new word on NL

AmTruth:
That's why I said that misunderstanding is inevitable, but women must learn to tolerate it for them to truly have a happy married life.

Same goes for men

congo4ka:
You did not jump and pass this one
I just checked your profile now and I must say your booooty looks huge and juicy just like I love it. I will not mind burying my heavy phat coooock inside and pour my thick and fermented akamu inside so sweet baby

Just negodu somebody. Uwa mmebi

zmpp:
i am already married to an Igbo man, the kind you can only dream of having for a husband

E enter o! Ah!! My chest!!!

zmpp:
the true you is the behaviour you show in nairaland just as the true tonto dike is her nollywood behaviour. the difference between two of you is that tonto dike does not pretend to be something better off nollywood while you do pretend to be something different off nairaland when dealing with anyone you know that has money

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

zmpp:
i am not slugging anything out with the gold digging who.re. i am only telling her to stop her hypocrisy and accept her true identity both in nairaland and off it. tonto dike is better than her

I demand a proof of the whorish activities of Pocahontas or I use Village ppl find u . Oya sori, tell us small gist na, abeg

post=86419525:
Some women are old in age, but they still have chicken brain on their BIG EMPTY HEADS!

Apologies to all the chickens we use for our Barbecue.....both dead and alive!

Shameless lots!

So dis guy dey use dead chicken dey do BBQ e no go beta for u ah swear. Dead chicken!!! Ehhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Ewu ata'm egu n'isi.

APOPTOSIS:
ABIA STATE needs 3 GOVERNORS.

... ONE will be responsible for packing THRASH.
... ONE will be responsible for ADMINISTRATIVE role
... ONE will be in charge of INFRASTRUCTURE.

3 governors.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
His services for will be needed. Maybe him go fit do Ogume sef

Jus look at ur life, ogbeni . Ogume! Chai! Uwa mmebi

Snipper007:
Checking.....

Akinowon123:
Wait, most of those who are reacting furiously about kingrexyl post were mostly females. What could be their problem, well to the best of my knowledge I think they only want a taste of the cookie and be payed for it. They all seem bitter with all sort of irritating post. I even noticed one mentioned "simp" in all her post as if she just got to know the meaning resently. My advice is don't mention my account as I didn't mention anyone just now.

Be warned,,,

U go school my bro. In fact u know book wella. I just tire for them. Why e dey pain dem. But na their cheap and broke format be that.

Kingrexyl:
Is it your bragging let me be jare, y'all Nigerian girls are something else.

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I wonder o! See as the tin jus dey pepper her for bodi

If the Keke is for the purpose as claimed by OP, why is there another Keke in front. This is how someone would go to sch and still be an illiterate . Ode OP

LarryBee1k:
let me call her my room partner girlfriend. she came to visit us for 3 days. she is pretty with big everything.

on the first day, she Greet me, I look her with yeye eyes. BROS WE DEY FIGHT NI. I no answer. my room partner DEY VEZ TOO. I no send. the thing pain the girl. she will be watching me every time to see my reaction.

then the DDay my friend went out to get some leaving me and her in the house. we no talk for about few minutes. then I just see her with only towel on going to the bathroom. HMM WETIN SEF. as she come out like this NA SO SHE FLASH ME PUNNA by raising up the towel. as she run inside, I follow her enter shaperly. SHE VEXED THAT IM ONLY AFTER HER BODY, I MADE ALL KINDA PROMISES THAT DAY TO ENTER. LOL. MY ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO MY USUAL SEF.

With this kain meme are u not a crase somebody so

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

. And the paint na the kain one wey no dey clean

Personal service of a suit/claim cannot be negotiated, except by a court order requiring a different model of service. Use court order paste am for Asorock gate/fence.

Shibaraba:
See those set of lips.... Girls wey like Preeq na them dey get am
Na so toyin mouth sef be. Exactly. She say I nack her belle during service days. I come dey save for marriage. I no dey chop. I dey save my allawee because I no want make baby suffer. Fix Thanksgiving Day for the day after I arrive Lagos from service. Thank God say I no send her money. Lo and behold different papas come o. We reach like 8. The one wey baffle me be say we fight na we come still settle am by ourselves. The baby go Don know say her mama na Olosho, she just carry the papa face come. Over resemble the guy. Na that day I regret myself. When I see person wey me and him dey share punna. He be like one eyed Sunday. Last time I saw toyin I call her mama rainbow. Thats because all her kids no get the same colour. Black, brown, yellow, white....... Different papas.
Moral of this story. Register those lips for ya head

So u read that book ba?

HigherEd:
Foolish question. These ones know what they are doing.

Go and read your bible again. Paul, Elijah and Jesus Christ laid curses.

But no need for cursing really, when someone messed with the Church at white settlement Texas, his brain was scattered with a bullet.


The Nigerian church should stop start employing private armed guards with life terminating weaponry

As in Amotekun, ba?

hermesprogidy:
I came here to laugh, and you guys didn't disappoint.

Ifesinachi22:
This Sunday is an especially exciting day.
It is the first date in 900 years that can be written the same way both backwards and forwards. 02/02/20.

It's called a “palindromic” day. The next one will occur in 909 years in 03/03/30.
May God bless us as we approach this special day.

Happy new month and have a lovely weekend.

Awon omo Necromancer

iLegendd:
I don't know if I should reply you or use this opportunity to open your eyes about the importance of writing articles or your daily stories down.

Anyway, this reply is not for you, but anyone who wants to know why I do what I do.

Each story I tell always end up in a book in one way or another in the future. These books generate me money every single day.

All I do is go to the bank and withdraw or send someone to do it for me. As I type this, I'm lying in the room shirtless with everything I need close by — starting from cartons of bottled water, food, money to use and go out if I want to in the evening, food, drink, constant light, women to call if I want sex, etc. So, if these are frustrations, then trust me, I'm frustrated.

Now, back to why I wrote this post. Eighty years from now, when I'm dead, my kids and grandkids will still be making money with this post when I finally add it in a book and start selling it to the rest of the world just the same way I'm currently making money and will continue to make money forever from posts I made on Nairaland 4, 3, and 2 years ago.

My brother, Nigerian youths suffer and argue for lack of wisdom. At the end of the day, they only have 6 things to comfort them

1. Porn (masturbation)
3. Nairábet
4. Stealing
5. Fraud
6. Money ritual

I'm not supposed to show what I'm about to show, but I'll do it because most people don't believe stories until you show them pictures or videos.

My dear, I make thousands every day from books while I sleep. By God's grace, before 2025, it will move to millions per day while I sleep.

Now is the time for you to wake up or wait for financial depression to hit you. My financial life is already settled. I have different secret investments from money made by these books. All I'm doing is just to entertain and inspire you and nothing more.

We no be mate, my dear, but I can teach you how to mate with your woman and satisfy her in bed or last longer.

Just read my book called Lasticle or TheDAVIDO Fûck Guide and you'll see what I'm telling you. Inside those books, I shared my real life stories which I posted on Nairaland for free some years ago. They abused and attacked me just as you did today.

Finally, I'm smiling to the bank on a regular basis while those who abused me are frowning to work or stealing/crying and searching for work just to make 1/10th of what I make without stress.

You've made me expose one side of my online income.

I hope this exposé helps you as you grow in life.

This just condoms what I said