₦airaland Forum

kannymoore:
Damn... You be proper "Bros" oooh!

I hail!

Omo the guy na legend o! So legends dey Waka for here . Burning Spear

safarigirl:
no idea what you are talking about. I have never been to sapele

. I was returning from school one hit afternoon, about 17 years ago, saw some kids dressed in under pants eager to see Ramsey who came for a friend's wedding. Though u were one of those kids in pants

SmartyPants:
Hmmm.

Most of mine involve professional footballers.

1. Entered a plane where Genevieve was sitting in first class. I was being a bit loud as I boarded so she was looking up to see who was coming. We made eye contact and I recognized her. Wasn't going to speak to her as I wasn't a fan but she quickly looked away and that annoyed me and I have disliked her since.

2. I have shaken hands with Gambia's ex president, Yahya Jammeh, and had a brief chat with him.

3. When I was still an artist I performed at the same event as Alvin Slaughter. Jerry Omole was also there.

4. I was at the gym using one of the leg machines and there was a vaguely familiar guy next to me using a similar one. As he was leaving I observed he was a Gambian national team player. I have crossed paths with a few of them including this way.

5. Current Gambia National team captain was a guest at a wedding where I was best man.

6. Walked past 9ice and pasuma once. Didn't recognize them though.

Do C suite level bank managers count?

Omo baba the baba, u dey travel o

safarigirl:
Ramsey Noah...I was 8 or 9 years old at the time, he happened to be at the venue of my uncle's wedding. He was such a chill guy.

Smiled at us a lot, asked our names and what class we were in, real chill guy and his smile is just as great in reality, as it is in the movies

This happened in sapele, right? Precisely orhoro road? Abi?

ahiboilandgas:
u don deal with woman that way ....u scope her .u dont tell to foot the bills u get the total bill then form at if u are trying hard to gather the whole sum then she will see reason to assist even more than your expectations

Guy man . Na the real G be dis. No be all this cry baby and wussies wey no even get shikini sense of confidence. When real men dey run tinz, all this olele wan talk.

I guess "simp" is the new word on NL

AmTruth:
That's why I said that misunderstanding is inevitable, but women must learn to tolerate it for them to truly have a happy married life.

Same goes for men

congo4ka:
You did not jump and pass this one
I just checked your profile now and I must say your booooty looks huge and juicy just like I love it. I will not mind burying my heavy phat coooock inside and pour my thick and fermented akamu inside so sweet baby

Just negodu somebody. Uwa mmebi

zmpp:
i am already married to an Igbo man, the kind you can only dream of having for a husband

E enter o! Ah!! My chest!!!

zmpp:
the true you is the behaviour you show in nairaland just as the true tonto dike is her nollywood behaviour. the difference between two of you is that tonto dike does not pretend to be something better off nollywood while you do pretend to be something different off nairaland when dealing with anyone you know that has money

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

zmpp:
i am not slugging anything out with the gold digging who.re. i am only telling her to stop her hypocrisy and accept her true identity both in nairaland and off it. tonto dike is better than her

I demand a proof of the whorish activities of Pocahontas or I use Village ppl find u . Oya sori, tell us small gist na, abeg

[quote author= post=86419525]Some women are old in age, but they still have chicken brain on their BIG EMPTY HEADS!

Apologies to all the chickens we use for our Barbecue.....both dead and alive!

Shameless lots![/quote]So dis guy dey use dead chicken dey do BBQ e no go beta for u ah swear. Dead chicken!!! Ehhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Ewu ata'm egu n'isi.

APOPTOSIS:
ABIA STATE needs 3 GOVERNORS.

... ONE will be responsible for packing THRASH.
... ONE will be responsible for ADMINISTRATIVE role
... ONE will be in charge of INFRASTRUCTURE.

3 governors.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
His services for will be needed. Maybe him go fit do Ogume sef

Jus look at ur life, ogbeni . Ogume! Chai! Uwa mmebi

Snipper007:
Checking.....

Akinowon123:
Wait, most of those who are reacting furiously about kingrexyl post were mostly females. What could be their problem, well to the best of my knowledge I think they only want a taste of the cookie and be payed for it. They all seem bitter with all sort of irritating post. I even noticed one mentioned "simp" in all her post as if she just got to know the meaning resently. My advice is don't mention my account as I didn't mention anyone just now.

Be warned,,,

U go school my bro. In fact u know book wella. I just tire for them. Why e dey pain dem. But na their cheap and broke format be that.

Kingrexyl:
Is it your bragging let me be jare, y'all Nigerian girls are something else.

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I wonder o! See as the tin jus dey pepper her for bodi

If the Keke is for the purpose as claimed by OP, why is there another Keke in front. This is how someone would go to sch and still be an illiterate . Ode OP

LarryBee1k:
let me call her my room partner girlfriend. she came to visit us for 3 days. she is pretty with big everything.

on the first day, she Greet me, I look her with yeye eyes. BROS WE DEY FIGHT NI. I no answer. my room partner DEY VEZ TOO. I no send. the thing pain the girl. she will be watching me every time to see my reaction.

then the DDay my friend went out to get some leaving me and her in the house. we no talk for about few minutes. then I just see her with only towel on going to the bathroom. HMM WETIN SEF. as she come out like this NA SO SHE FLASH ME PUNNA by raising up the towel. as she run inside, I follow her enter shaperly. SHE VEXED THAT IM ONLY AFTER HER BODY, I MADE ALL KINDA PROMISES THAT DAY TO ENTER. LOL. MY ROOMMATE CAME BACK AND WENT BACK TO MY USUAL SEF.

With this kain meme are u not a crase somebody so

emptytoothpaste:
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".

. And the paint na the kain one wey no dey clean

Personal service of a suit/claim cannot be negotiated, except by a court order requiring a different model of service. Use court order paste am for Asorock gate/fence.

Shibaraba:
See those set of lips.... Girls wey like Preeq na them dey get am
Na so toyin mouth sef be. Exactly. She say I nack her belle during service days. I come dey save for marriage. I no dey chop. I dey save my allawee because I no want make baby suffer. Fix Thanksgiving Day for the day after I arrive Lagos from service. Thank God say I no send her money. Lo and behold different papas come o. We reach like 8. The one wey baffle me be say we fight na we come still settle am by ourselves. The baby go Don know say her mama na Olosho, she just carry the papa face come. Over resemble the guy. Na that day I regret myself. When I see person wey me and him dey share punna. He be like one eyed Sunday. Last time I saw toyin I call her mama rainbow. Thats because all her kids no get the same colour. Black, brown, yellow, white....... Different papas.
Moral of this story. Register those lips for ya head

So u read that book ba?

HigherEd:
Foolish question. These ones know what they are doing.

Go and read your bible again. Paul, Elijah and Jesus Christ laid curses.

But no need for cursing really, when someone messed with the Church at white settlement Texas, his brain was scattered with a bullet.


The Nigerian church should stop start employing private armed guards with life terminating weaponry

As in Amotekun, ba?