₦airaland Forum

Ronaldo, why not stop blowing your trump?

He is under lock and key but the blood of Jesus can set him freeze. It is not ordinary. Read your bible and seriously and heartfeltly pray for him

Not moved. Next please

And Local man is not even bothered...

Goodlyhrt:
Four [/nothing]

Go on and win 3 consecutive games and I will know you are REDDY.....mtchewwwwwwww

My man, she was never for you. There are so many beautiful souls in the body of women out there. Prayerfully look for and you would know that the best thing to have happened to you was her leaving the corridors of your precious life. And like someone advised above, be about your daily business and focus more on fulfilling your life's call and you would forget her as quickly as possibly. God bless you

That's how they will keep hyping man u players until they start crashing like pack of cards...

To me Chelsea played a better football than man u yestersay

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings?
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s?
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

Childhood in summary! Twale Baba!

Push it to front page please. Very enlightening read

Vixlot:
One day, I'll be greater than Mark, Jeff, Bill and Warren

Then start now! No matter how small the steps

How do i get your contact?

Hehehehe...I wish to really see Buhari and talk to him about his ears...

Yes! Will be in camp tonight

Very good development. Better than that bbnaija thing

Double wahala

Okay. Repositioning for the next level. Congrats to those who will scale through.

It's becoming so stiffly for ApC

APC has gone haywire again...

Chill....it's so cool loving even nothing when there is plenty of cash to act as respite

Jchi9876:
Sensational news that ipob pigs can self-service their their small blokos on.

Atiku has been scammed by these yigbo 419 lawyers.

Woke is schooling them on how to provide credible well prepped witnesses and evidence

But you can't dispute their sheer brilliance at law...

In the coming new Nigeria, your likes will have nothing to do in our political sphere...

There he goes again! It seems anytime the President talks about the Youths, he removes every doubt that he cares less about their plight

You see, I already know from the outset that for us to succeed as a nation, we will have to start from, not the leaders who are occupying various positions, but ourselves. That is if we really desire things to change for the better. Let's begin to build a new and formidable value system because what we have now cannot sustain a durable and a dynamic workable system. If you say our leaders are corrupt, do you violate traffick rules? Do you bribe lecturers? Do you steal from your wife and children? Do you abuse even the little town meeting position you are opportuned to serve on board? Do you use mtn/glo cheat to browse on the internet? Do you abuse and dehumanise persons who seem to point you to the truth? The list seem endless....Then you are equally corrupt.

Until we become formidable at the grassroot level both in character and a wholistic belief system geared towards making the lives of each other better inspite differences in religion, tribe and geographical locations, these so called group of looters we clamour for or condemn, will keep using us as pawns in their political Chess games. #reunited#reunitedforaformidableGreenland

Sharaaaaaaap! Must you lie to eat? Get out...

Maxymilliano:
And you told him another lie abi

Exactly! Hihihihihi

Let me take a bow

See gobe

Nice guy...no go near your village o!

Well done...don't die o