₦airaland Forum

pepperdemzombie:
Your mama dey eat shiit?

I don't know why you people have disregards for your mother's and grand mother's
Typical Yoruba mofo......ode oshi

pepperdemzombie:
Dial *416# on any mobile network to borrow refurbished sense.

Y e de pain you na
Lmao

When eating shiit you use left hand lmao

BigJoe19:
He is a novice, he is still learning. A good Yahoo boy will fool the neighbor plus woman equals to more cash out

I swear down bro.....
When they tell the read they won't

Military regime

kushercain:
Black mamba na the worst. You must beg God

Lmao

k2money:
If Nigeria youth turn to black mamba we will start seeing mad men in every corner of the street.

They would still reach there

Jaqenhghar:
Which one be black mamba again.

Check Google lol
Black mamba smoke

k2money:
You wicked

No na after Colorado is black mamba
They need to upgrade to something more deadlier

The rest of you willing to die like him.....
You can smoke black mamba
It starts with an headache first

My gf said something about this
But she is worth it.....

When they arrest you
Your people go come pay
So relax....

There is one thin line between sanity and madness when smoking weed....
Depressed, worried, thinking and then smoking weed is equal to madness....
Colorado is instant madness
Then one new one higher then Colorado called black mamba
Gives instant headache....

Kriss216:
If this is her only offence, then, I think you're been insecured and unnecessarily naive.

Pls don't say that
My girl enjoyed total freedom
Until I got to find out she was fucking her ex
Mind you I didn't know when they even started behind my back cus I love and I trust
Got to find out and dump her sorry ass.....

banmee:
I love Ghana to a fault but if there is one thing i thoroughly dislike about their culture is the way they eat. Close your eyes and imagine 5 grown men eating from that pot you saw. At the same time. WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. Which is why i never ate at any restaurant over there. I almost threw up the first time.

It looks like chicken stock and fufu
No leaf no anything

Disgusting
I can't eat that.....
What kind of soup is that

cremedelacreme:
Really emotional. How many Nigerian women/madams would relate like this with their househelps or nannies? In Nigeria we only hear stories of how madam put pepper inside their maids vagina. Wicked souls.

They can't because the see them as slaves.....
Forgetting the fact that once you take a househelp your life and family life is on their hands

I don't see anything wrong with arts on the body

It always ends in tears

RealEzee:
wonder y e dey b like Dat

Bro me I don't know o.....
Seems there is one spirit in that lekki that makes them prefer to pay rents and be buying cars

osamz007:
director of finance

Lol
But on a serious note
I know how long it took me before I could talk my lil bro into buying a house in chevron
This dude owns 2 range a muscle and an avalon...
But he paid rent for 7 years in lekki....

They should destroy the land too...
Since there are no homeless people in the town....

And they can't put trackers on the bikes ....

Nothing

MightyHand:
They would have Brokeup several occasions nd still find a reason to be together...

That one self de

Lol

Hassanmaye:
Sir are you talking about people applying 100k job with their masters? You forgot elrufai said masters holders applied for teaching jobs in his state, a country were someone will spend 8years studying and be getting peanut as salary. God help me

The country is bleeped
I know of someone who did computer science but now he is doing well as a pultry farmer......I mean doing really big

The guy try
Me way be say woman de quick tire me.....
I just pray I dont end up like Don jazzy....

Chevrolet076:
we all had this mentality during our early undergrad days.... Don't worry, Nigeria will make you wise up. and pray you keep getting all the support ( financial, emotional etc) you're currently getting.

He doesn't know after first degree he would have to work and pay for his master's .....
If he is not lucky to nail a good job the parent can still support him to the last bustop( masters) and after that the parent would chase him out like hen chase it's chicks to go fend for himself......
Right now people are applying for 100k job with masters .....
He should better think of skills...
I was in the uni and my friends with o level that learned pastry and cakes are already earning above 200k as pastry chefs and as I'm speaking thier salaries has doubled ......

Infolenka:
How do you know when a Nigerian girl is in love with you even if she pretends?

It will take time
But during that process don't spend too much on her....
Watch and you would notice one or 2things

ElScopio:
Rubbish
He's talking about sales and dominance not latest phone

HTC still sells in America , same with Motorola but these phones are no more selling like before....
Blackberry messed up
Blackberry was like a what's app company that also produces it's phone......