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ReubenE:

Just masturbate tonite and see what will happen. I'm not threatening or dearing u bro. But just do it and see d result if u are a first timer. Aboro la nso fun omoluabi.

sonofluc1fer:
Sorry, the logic befuddled you and left you in a state of spiritual paralysis. I apologise.

Nah bro. I've seen and heard worse.

ReubenE:
Because I have not had a reason to.
Somehow somehow, that stuff is always around my corner.....you know what I mean

If truly u've not tasted d forbidden fruit, abeg no try am. Even some married still engage in it. There was a time I had a dream and saw what happens during this process in the spiritual realm.

dangotesmummy:
abeg let me hear word with our fake sanctimonious attitude jare.what is strange about sex?

You no dey fok? As a matter of fact anybody man or woman who has no feeling of horniness or sexual arousal from time to time is not healthy and needs to see the doctor

Its like someone saying I've lost appetite for food for 1month or 3 months,and you think everything is alright with the person health wise?

Husband and wife fok,but they cannot fok in an open place not necessarily because they feel ashamed if seen but because its a private moment between couples.same thing applies to shitting.its a personal thing that requires you to be alone so what's the big deal or someone should guilt trip me into what he himself does whether before or after marriage

U no go kill me wit ur reply

sonofluc1fer:
Can you shit in public? Bath in public?
If no, then you are morally wrong.

The heart of a man is an abyss. So deep your heart... that it bred this idea...sonofluci

To d second question, adultery n its younger brother, fornication (as you said) should not be an excuse to masturbate. A friend once told me that whatever you can't declare publicly is morally wrong. Can u masturbate publicly @op? or do you want to become our next small doctor.

ReubenE:
I'm a virgin I don't masturbate

So why don't you masturbate?

Does your heart prick you after masturbation? What image goes through your mind during this situation? Abeg answer @op.

Let's not point accusing finger at tribe but instead do all to make our beloveth country great again. I love Nigeria.

Narldon:

Okay
I have NOTICED You
What else?

I did not beg to be noticed.

Narldon:


This one weak me

Na everything dey weak u.

That state governor who promised $10k ...wetin b im name sef don dey owe $40k. I pity his state.
Anyway Up Eagles! dem turn Cameroon to Arsenal.

Super Eagles always bring Nigerian sport lovers together not minding d clubs individuals belong to. Up Eagles.

Please, what does it mean to give a salute in police uniform (although the salute was not too accurate but to no one in particular) while facing the mirror. And what does it mean to count some money (#20k to be precised) by using the machine used to count money in a bank.

I always see my elder brother acting as a "cog in my wheel" anytime I see him in my dream.

lastly, my sister jokingly called me "Alarepepe" in a dream. I find it hard to interpret these dream especially the "alarepepe" part. Infact, never heard that word in my life.

Too bad we can't live in harmony!

Too bad we can't live peacefully!

KendrickAyomide:
Please am not feeling fine, i need these doctors to attend to me

Eat good food and visit a pharmacy or better still pray. God will heal U. U need God n not female doctors.

Edo, Ondo, Osun, Oyo, Ekiti, Abuja. Something tells me my list ain't complete.

BECALMBECALM:
Enugu,Imo,Abia Ebonyi Edo Delta Akwa ibom Cross river Benue Jos Nasarawa Kaduna kano Jigawa Katsina Taraba Lagos Osun Kwara Ondo Oyo Anambra Sokoto Zamfara kebbi Kogi Yobe Bauchi Ogun Rivers.

Impossible! U b politician?

Some girls have lost the exclusive right 2 call their "thing" private part. It is more or less public part cos it belongs to their local government.

chukxie:
The writer picked his points from the Qur'an. And drove his points home by using subjunctive mood. Couldn't you do the same without any invenctives?

Did Jesus ever 'physically' meet Paul while he was alive?

Tampinu:
So as Jesus did not quote from Revelation, does it make Revelation any less relevant? Therefore, if Jesus did not quote from Apocrypha, why should that fact render Apocrypha irrelevant? Huh?

Thanking you.

Jesus was part of the book of Revelations eg. Rev 1:8, 1:17, 1:18 etc.

I pray the Almighty keeps us safe in Jesus name. I desire that my spiritual eye opens clearly cos I only cash a glimpse whenever I lay to sleep while speaking in tongues.
@CharlyG1 please what does it mean to perceive a nice perfume and also aroma of food while awake...seems I'm d only one perceiving it. I also see tiny (like dots) flashes of light even when I'm outdoors.

CharlyG1:
Lol...

Hello ngobaby,

Compliments of the season to you too!


Your dream may not be referring to your wedding. It's your subconscious trying to let you know about the too much influence and control of your mom in your life. If your mom makes important decisions for you in real life, then you'll have to tell her to back off a little on that.


You need to bolder in making decisions yourself, especially on very important matters (like a wedding ceremony or any other important matter in your life). Don't let your mom be the one to make important decisions for you. If you're married, seek your husband's advice on important matters. If you're not, you can seek your Pastor's advice. Or better still, seek advice from the Holy Spirit.


God bless you

Well done sir. I just mailed you. Could you please reply? Thanks...email- davonsuki@gmail.com

CharlyG1:
Lol...

Hello ngobaby,

Compliments of the season to you too!


Your dream may not be referring to your wedding. It's your subconscious trying to let you know about the too much influence and control of your mom in your life. If your mom makes important decisions for you in real life, then you'll have to tell her to back off a little on that.


You need to bolder in making decisions yourself, especially on very important matters (like a wedding ceremony or any other important matter in your life). Don't let your mom be the one to make important decisions for you. If you're married, seek your husband's advice on important matters. If you're not, you can seek your Pastor's advice. Or better still, seek advice from the Holy Spirit.


God bless you

Well done sir. I just mailed you. Could you please reply? Thanks.

I had this dream recently...in it, it seems I gave my landlord some money...later, I knocked on his door and I told is wife that I kept a bottle of cold star lager beer with them. His wife replied that it is chilled in their refrigerator. She brought it out and truly, it was chilled. It turned white like soda or smirn off but later turned to Star Lager beer.
As she was about to bring it to me, I had a feeling that drinking it would be a sin and therefore asked of a co-tenant if he is still around maybe she should give it to him. I discovered that he ain't. I later collected the beer but felt like disposing. Funnily, something spoke in me that it would amount to resource wastage as I spent some tokens to get the beer. I imagined that if only the beer could be coke I would have drank it with no fear of sinning. Immediately, a bottle being filled with coke appeared in the veranda I was and I made attempt to grab it but I was able to get an insight that the bottle of coke will break if I hold it. I felt an imaginary voice said to me that since I am unwilling to let go of the Star beer, I can't have the coke just like that.
Pls note, I have stopped taking alcohol. The problem I have is whenever I stop taking it(it could be as long as 8 months) something may just instigate me to have a time of brief pleasure...maybe one or two bottle.

urheme:
please can you recommend a Christlike G.O for me......

Don't moderate your steps after humans...let Christ be your model.

urheme:
Repeatedly


This was how you kept me in atheism....God is not a deaf.

I said "ask your creator". If you're an atheist, how will you get what a believer has got? How did you know "God" is not deaf if u are an atheist? I ask till I get results just as d widow did in the bible (Luke 18:1-. To be sincere, he responds quickly or when I least expected.

@OP, why u go use acronym without the full meaning? Little wonder u won't get any advice.

Why is flavo always shirtless?

So na becos of monkey wey wound na hin the owner (king) no make the poor man rest. Nawa. And those kids sef no fit beg.
Each time we were asked 2 bring out our "Alaweye", my eye go turn red.