₦airaland Forum

wediehere1:
Kanu sentenced to life imprisonment

Una no even allow Justice Omotosho finish declaring his judgement

All thus cheaters catching procedures all to catch a cheating wife...lol

This is disheartening to say the least... that the mother of a wealthy son would have to cry for help!

Goldrosewine:
Cc. Nlfpmod
Cc. Seun

So to start with I think I am becoming a legend at this🤣 Just few weeks ago I killed a snake o

These monitor lizards (if that's what they are called) are actually common around our place (dry season and all + our house is in a developing area not too much urbanization going on) ever since I came back home briefly I see them around almost everyday.

This particular one seem to be living in our store/generator house. We've seen it run out a few times.

But today hearing how it was disturbing and scattering things in there, I took a pestle, tiptoed, kicked the door opened, with my leg expecting it to run out so I can smash it but lol it didn't even run out, I think it panicked, kept hitting it's head on some sort of sack we have hanging around.

Mustered some courage, smashed it, dropped the pestle and ran! 🤣

Then a Mallam came around, lives nearby and we called him in the past to help us a larger monitor lizard that ate our GSD puppy😭

When he arrived he simply pulled it out, said I killed it already 🫡🫡🫡 long story short, right there in our backyard, baba turned it to asun oo😋❤️

BTW thanks to everyone who checked up on me following this kwara terrorist attacks and all🙏

You murdered itttttttt!

Try that with my property and you'll know that there are diverse versions of this world

It is just a pity that this country has spiralled down the road of decadence tgis far!

Bad news is almost sounding normal to many Nigerians

Self control and restraint in the face of provocation is a lofty height of maturity!

This is every shade of wrong!!!

Years ago when I was a student at the University of Ibadan, all the disciplinary commitee was interested in was not who started the verbal provocation. But, who threw the first PUNCH...

My thoughts exactly... The facts remains that the stakes are very high for this government if anything had happened to the young brother.

He has quickly become a club hero amongst majority of the youths, an epitom of high morale in the military amongst young officers and focal symbol of military authority vs Political strides

RealityKings1:
War and looting goes hand in hand.
If you don't want soldiers to loot your city, don't go start a war you can't fight

My thoughts exactly .. Hamas foolishly played into the hands of Israel.

It's high time social media moved on from Ned/Regina gist...

Omayie:
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Championlaw200:
What is the best power bank to buy?

No matter what you choose... Avoid Oraimo!!!
Starts to swell up like ijebu garri after few months of use.

1billion dollars worth of stuffs shipment is beyond imagination

Nigeria get as e be....

Naijalegal:
SHOCKER: THIS NIGERIAN LAW FIT SCATTER YOUR MARRIAGE AND YOU NO EVEN KNOW!

Make I break table this morning.
You see that your fine wedding with aso-ebi, canopy, small chops and DJ Chicken?
E NEVER COMPLETE… until after una don do the do.

Yes o, consummation — the first “official” husband-and-wife knacking —
Na part of the legal package.

And guess what?

PRE-WEDDING GBESKE NO COUNT!

All those hotel runs, Netflix & chill, “let me just sleep in your house till morning”…
The law no send am.
Na AFTER the wedding bell matter start.

If una no gree “jam body” after the wedding…
Court fit say, “Oya, carry your marriage commot from here.”
(This one no be joke — e dey for Nigerian Matrimonial Causes Act.)

NOW SEE THE REAL KOKO

You dey fear say “what if the man thing no dey answer roll call?”
Law say: relax.
E no need be Ronaldo performance.
As long as penetration happen small, goal don enter.
No VAR. No offside. No foul.

BUT THIS PART IS THE REAL WAHALA

Once una don “do” even ONE TIME after the wedding…
CASE CLOSED.
You can NEVER come back later to say “lack of consummation” as your divorce reason —
Even if your partner later turn Bishop and lock up permanently.

The law talk say:
Marriage no be about acrobatics.
Na companionship be the main deal.

SUMMARY FOR PEOPLE WEY NO LIKE LONG TALK:

✔️ Pre-wedding knacking: no count

✔️ Post-wedding knacking: must happen

✔️ Even small penetration: registered

❌ No post-wedding doings at all: court fit annul

❌ After FIRST doings: you can’t use “no consummation” again

Marriage = companionship, no be Olympics

I love the insightful narrative way you wrote this.

Peejayzzz:
I am available for any opportunities

Where are you schooling?
What are you studying?

When village people reason your matter after a very longhaul while of success.

Typing:
The Epistle is written by a Yoruba man who is a supporter of Wike.

If only you knew my SURNAME.

I choose to be a Nigerian before any ither thing. I speak the major 3 languages.
I have been to over 50% of all states in Nigeria in all regions.

I rest my case.

A good Samaritan should read and summarize the content to people like us that attended evening school at Feyingbolè grammer school/Adifase high school.

Sometimes silence is golden... Even in #politics

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You are doing well.... #Cheers

I love the way they took a nice looking professional departure pix with him

Interestingly interesting...

Fraud is everywhere to go like MTN at all sectors in this country...

Smh! What an institution!!! The Nigerian police has become an unenviable institution without honour!

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It’s good to be back in the fourth edition



Wish me good luck 👍

I wish you all the best!!! Do well to update us on your progress...

#Cheers

With no definitive party chairman, the one might PDP will remain a joke!

A man doing us proud against all odds...

Southwest - 2!!!?
Southeast- 2!!!
How na?