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This is super story.....

Kingbenn:
Your last point is the koko,every fucking individual can't fucking be an entrepreneur,you just need to know who you are but not Nigeria youth,everyone wanna sell shoes and bags . Nonsense shildren

I wonder ooo, almost every girl on my contact sells shoes and bag.

Even the 'R' in your so called security is missing . So fucking annoying.

Must every songs b about girls??

YAHWEH eeh. His name is JESUS, My healer, Baptizer, and coming KING

He's living his name. Olusoaguntan.

They should leave him alone abeg

DanXplore:
That goal was world class.

Nevetheless, those that know real soccer secretly acknowledge that Messi is the real GOAT.

While Messi is busy winning UEFA forward of the year, Diamond boot (6 golden boots = 1 diamond boot), FIFA player of the year, most MOTM, most free kick goals, most assists, best dribbler etc., Ronaldo, the audio-GOAT is busy winning highest earner on instagram, most perfume sold, player with finest 6 pacs, most liked posts on twitter, most admired by ladies and so many other audio awards.

Ronaldo fans on nairaland is proof that indeed some human's brain has 85.7% coconut water and cashew nut.

Mafi sense for you.

Audio sense..

Rednaxelot:
You can drop out of school and open a barbing shop, since you have got gen, TV, GOtv. Ladies won’t come patronizing, but men. With that, there won’t be sexual urge which will disturb you from achieving your goals and no head dizzy.

Anuofia.

Chisos

Wuzyurdaddy:
Most Nigerian girls need reorientation

Walahi. See how simple act of gesture turned to war..

Hypocrite everywhere

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Nigga Coza

JoanHicks:
What if he met croc on his way

They will exchange pleasantries and go thier ways

*He was later handed over to the police in a vegetable state.*

This one cracked me up

SLAP44:
Wait, who demolished all those houses in Ikeja and VI?

I heard that Olympic gold medalists in Shot put come from this area They excrete indoors and fling it into the air towards the sea, aiming for the head of innocent whales in the water

Tinubu has destroyed Lagos.

Brilliant assessment in just 3 paragraph.. � �

Na dem.

#flatinoes.

Thier crime history is second to none .

Don't quote me oo.

smartsk:
Wow wow wow!

Report your location.

Over

May you not be like Nigeria @59..

Can I hear a big Amen

What' should I now say about my new pourvir 3 that keeps restarting after multi tasking


Change?

Thanks

NiRfreak:
I love to fvck religious ladies, seeing them moan and scream under the lash of my preeq and remembering how they use to form holiness before I got them on my bed turns me on like madness.

It also teaches me the treachery and lies of a woman professing morality. Never trust the morality of a woman, so I love to fvck the morality out of their brain and make them do dirty things.
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I'm writing this cos while growing up, the morality and innocence of a woman had been a point of regard and concern for me, until I grew up and realise its all a facde for the nice boy who are foolish to know what's up.

Right now at this point in my life...I see all women as thesame. Be you a Pastor's wife, a prostitute, olosho, a girl friend or any thing....

Having being able to fvck a number of religious women and seeing that at the peak of fcking and taking them into intense sexual ecstasy, they all moans uncontrollably and behave thesame way regardless of their morality... I realised I have been scammed all along while growing up.
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Men..wake up..that woman u see like a moral ideal is a slut to a man who knows how to make them wet by pounding morality out of their brain. Shallom.

;May God have mercy on your soul

Soapy gangs won't like this

I can't wait to have you as my prime minister... God keep you safe!!

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Soon by the grace of God, I'm gonna make it to Canada.


May God heal Nigeria.

MAYOWAAK:
The government has shown the utmost restraint in dealing with this diplomatic impasse with South Africa

You don't have to like the government or those in power

All you need is a little knowledge of how international relations work

Contrary to the desire by some that Nigeria should have attacked South Africa with all guns blazing

It just doesn't work that way with international protocols and conventions.

Especially if you're dealing with a country of equal or near-equal standing in the international community

Nigeria and South Africa are equal in economic, military and political influence in international circles.

In bilateral trade, the balance of trade differentials tilt in our favour.

In 2018, Nigeria’s imports from South Africa amounted to just $514.3 Million while South Africa’s imports from Nigeria were $3.83 Billion. (Source: UN COMTRADE data)

In layman terms, this means that we make more money from trading with South Africa than they do with us so we need to thread gently and not jeopardize an economy already gasping for breath by taking rash decisions.

All of these factors matter a lot in international relations between nation states.

So you don't expect Nigeria to approach (not even invade) South Africa the way we would do to Togo for example.

Because, despite the theoretical equality of all sovereign nations, some are more equal than others.

Even America didn't rush to invade China the last time they had a trade war

And they've kept Russia at arms-length all these while

Only fighting one another by proxy.

You must exhaust all diplomatic channels in a case like this.

You can recall your Ambassador

You can cancel bilateral agreements

You can suspend direct relations e.g issuance of Visa

You can exert pressure on your allies to boycott the other country

If you have the clout, you can even get the super powers to look the other way while you pursue aggressive actions against the other country

But you must, always, get international opinion on your side

Except if you're USA or you're a maverick leader like Vladmir Putin.

So, your social media influencer wearing coat and speaking big grammar

Is just misleading you by saying the government should have done xyz.

We simply DO NOT have that leverage against South Africa.

Tell him I said he's an olodo rabata.

International laws and conventions don't work like that

Not especially for a third world country like ours.

Let's hope saner heads will prevail and we can quickly work things out with South Africa

Because both countries really need one another to provide leadership for Africa.

This is true

What a country. Even democratic republic of Congo took immediate action against the attacks on foreigners, here you are saying rubbish.. I am just soo pained being called a Nigerian.

This is Nigeria ���� aboki sued a whole Lagos

Did made the first page.

Ohh NO

bennynaza:
Forgive me, but the moment I saw "26 years old male", I was certain it would be sexual disease or erection related stuff or something of that nature.



Constipation is a serious enough problem though. And I wish you find lasting solution, even though I can't help cos I don't know shit about how shit stays or leaves the place where shit is stored.

. We have seen you

Sometimes money does not determine how you look.

Freemanbobble:
Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

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What a comments of a depressed human being.. Chai. Frnds and neighbors should please watch out for this person. it's about to get out of hand �️

Vwne:
I have been following the thread for a while now and I wrote IELTS GT (MOD IDP) for the first time on July 6, 2019. Thankfully, the result came out as LRWS 9, 9, 7.5, 8.5

I would like to share some tips on the listening part. I understand it may not work for some but I think it helped me.

I used Cambridge books to prepare and increased the speed of audio playback (on exam day, the audio felt slower and I had more time to focus). It was difficult initially but I soon got used to listening to the audio, following the questions, and taking notes at the same time.

Before the narrator starts, I skim through the questions, underline key words and think of synonyms while predicting possible answers (or the format the answers could take). Sometimes, there are 'false start' answers; where the narrator corrects the answer while narrating (kindly pay attention).

https://ieltsonlinetests.com/ielts-exam-library#general-training is good for practice. Their listening test audio is faster than the usual Cambridge audio.

IELTS Liz, English Emma and E2 Language channels on YouTube are fantastic resources as well.

I can share the materials I used if you request.

HI sir, please I will appreciate if I can get the materials aswell. My email is ayodan007@gmail.com.. Thanks in anticipation