₦airaland Forum

When Dem go share stew?😞

What's even wrong with all this so called bloggers and journalist with their misleading articles sef?? That was barely a smack and he actually did that to get the boy's attention. Whatever happened there was definitely scripted but the little boy was too overwhelmed meeting the president that he forgot to play the role.

Lol. Which projects? Shey no be the same fuel we dey use and the same things we dey buy for market?
This people are just playing with us... Imagine making an Aboki minister of Niger delta Affairs😂

Ekpan youths don't like working. They have this entitlement mentality that all companies working in their community must "settle" them every now and then, if their demands are not met they organize this fake protest to get sympathy. This is a regular occurrence and ones all the warlords are bribed the crowd disperse until money finish and they come back again. Very unserious community.
If u even give them the work Dem go sell the slot to non-indigenes and come back another year to demand for more slots.

I am not an obedient or even remotely associated with any political party but your statement reeks of tribalism and stupidity. This is why we can never move forward in this country when people like you justify the present bad governance with idiotic statements like this and get likes from your fellow shallow brained bigots. This country is finish with fools like you running around unchecked.

Chrisrare:
obidient miscreants will still blame Tinubu for this man's folly.

Two in one

Na people wey Dem pursue comot their country dem dey celebrate for here. Shey if I do the geology abi na genealogy and find out I'm 50% British, Dem go give me instant citizenship and one British name like Ian, Arthur or George?

She might be schizophrenic or battling other mental ailments but in 9ja everything na either witchcraft or drugs. Her write-ups are incoherent and weird for a celebrity. I'm sure a psychoanalysis would have helped but welcome to Nigeria. Smh😔

Pastor don cashout

Dittodat:
This LOSER should STFU.

Let's leave tribalism aside. Are those things really included in the budget and do you think it's right to allocate those amounts to such projects?

Boerboel × Ekuke

Oga na small English dey confuse u so. What you pick was NO abi.
NO: Home will Not win the game
NO: Total goal should Not be OVER2.5
But the outcome was 3:1 meaning
YES: home team won
YES: Goals more than 2.5

Can somebody remind me how much it'll take to provide stable electricity for the whole of this country? How much to repair all the bad roads and drainage system? How much to repair our refineries to produce enough fuel for our consumption and exportation? How much to pay all the pensioners what they're owed? How much to build a few manufacturing companies to provide jobs for our citizens?

We left all these and decided to build a rail track to Niger republic!!! Of what importance is that to our already dwindling economy? This country is indeed cursed and as far the youths are not ready to fight to take it back from our oppressors we'll all remain in darkness.

This EFCC is just clueless. You think the real yahoo boys are these poor HK boys with only one boxers looking for cheap babalawo for spiritual cleansing? Boys wey dey chop yahoo money no dey make noise and Dem no dey even Waka illegal Waka. Make the useless commission concentrate on politicians and other financial frauds. No be all these iTunes card and $100 BTC boys. Mtcheeew

They have EKUEMED this poor woman. Chie, I wonder why women endure domestic violence until it's too late. RIP to the lady and I feel sorry for the kids losing both parents ones

It's not easy to go school for this kontree amid ASSU strikes, poor educational system, insecurities, high cost of living, bad government and all the bad things you can ever imagine. E fit be say he's the first and only graduate in their family which is a huge achievement. My own is hope u get other plans to make money or japa comot from 9ja?unless u wan go join HK or open POS business.

If anybody come to ask if it's for rent as them what they intend to do inside. From there you can be gathering ideas cos those ppl might be seeing opportunities that you can't see.

Moneyboyz:
A lot of people have been coming to ask if it's for rent. Nigeria just tire me I may consider that too.

People dey hungry una dey store foodstuffs for "Emergency". Soon the poor will have nothing to eat but the rich.

If he's not autistic and doing above average in school then there's no need to worry. I think he might be adjusting to pubescent the opposite of how fat kids loss their baby fat as they grow older. Ensure he eats balanced diet, go for medical check up to determine his blood group and genotype, ensure he is spending time with his age mates and as for the opening of mouth dey give am dirty slap anytime u catch am. E go dey alright

Wetin dey pain me pass for this country is that majority of us lack common sense even if Dem put am for our head like face cap. Buhari did unfathomable damages to the economy and loads of Nigerians were seriously supporting him until his tenure ended, now Tinubu don worsen the situation and yet ppl still dey cheer Dem on?? What is killing this country is majorly tribalism cos I believe most ppl just want their kinsman to be in power instead of a competent leader. Shey as he dey there he dey share money reach una?? Las Las na all of go suffer the result of our idiocy. Tueh!! I regret to have been born in a backward nation like this.

Things to look for in a face me I face you apt plenty oh.
1. Ready to dey share toilet with everybody and prepare yourself to see some of the nastiest things a human can do inside toilet.
2. Buy earplugs because the sound of different generators fit deaf you before u pack out.
3. If u no Sabi quarrel or fight then begin practice small small before u finally pack in hence Dem go use ur eyes see shege.
4. Kitchen is always outside so I'll advise u to be vigilant to avoid story that touch.
5. If you're a single guy and u dey try, then be ready to dey knack steadily cos compound gals (even married ones) go dey gv u freely so long u dey ON gen and dey package ur bunk.
6. There's always a troublemaker in every compound so try to avoid that person no matter what.
7. Try to dey pay ur bills on time if u no want the whole street to know your name. Many others dey but u go find out on your own. Good luck

She's a paying client

In this harsh times to leave a well paying federal government job for studies abroad is really a huge gamble. Here you're already gainfully employed and doing well for your self in the UK you'd be dependent and it will take you a longer time to build a social network. Personally I will stay here, get a side hustle aside my salary, maybe get a serious girl and see where it leads. You can build your life here instead of being a second hand citizen in a foreign country. My two cents

The only reason you moved on and acted that way was due to the fact that he was already married as you lastly mentioned. Aside hurting your feelings u knew there was no future for Una two again nai make u fit hold body. An ex that left and came back upgraded would get a second hit no matter how u hide the thing.

Jewessgratitud3:
Why not?

My ex still came around after we broke up. 4 years after we broke up, he started calling and disturbing me that he wants to see me. He went as far as saying if I see him now I'll love him that he's now looking more fresh. I kept posting him until one day I said he can come.

When he came, I was just looking at him like every other guy.. the love was no longer there. The feeling all gone. He thought it was before that I'll jump on him . Even me I was shocked at myself. He came and said babe hug me now.. I just hugged him half way and he was like.. J you have changed o.

We were just gisting normally. I wasnt moved to play with him like we used to do, even when he tried coming close I pushed him away because the whole thing now felt strange.

When it was time for him to leave, we set out and he said wow wow.. J you have really changed. I can't believe you sat by yourself all through my stay. He said he can't believe I have truly moved on. Truly that was the day I believed I have moved on because before haa.. na inside him body I go perch till he goes. As in.. I'm always wrapped in his arms or I wrap him with my legs in a sitting position o. Before you people start thinking another thing. We were that close but the trust was not there.

The next time he called to see me again, I said abeg Siddon for your house. Married man. I no fit.

Okafor's law states that "Ones a Congo have been shined ones (c1), It can always be shined again (c ♾️), provided it was shined properly (P) the previous times. (emphasis on properly)".

No virile and healthy man can stay without sex for 365days unless there's something wrong biologically with him no matter how hard he train his mindset. Travelling overseas to hustle where you're exposed to foreign and beautiful woman u go come say na your wife for 9ja u go dey faithful to till u see each other by the end of the year??
With ur money u can get sex anywhere and anything so don't be fooled about a country having strict rules, infact na those countries even commit pass.

A responsible man in a relationship brings everything a woman needs which includes attention, protection, motivation, inspiration, procreation.

Cuppy is the Paris Hilton on Nigeria 😆

You and married man dey wear the same perfume for the same office?

You no go fit explain because there will be lots of evidence!!

Lol. Imagine flogging Ronaldo for committing adultery with a woman that is almost 90% paralyzed and confined to a wheelchair? Some people just Mumu for this life I swear😂

Bros this your advert fear me make I no lie. All the mortuary attendants wey I know no dey ever normal and you're even applying online?
Ah, I wish you success in your career path but I don't want to be your customer oh🏃🏿‍♂️

Oga shutup. We all know you're a political prostitute and a bonafide asslicker. Without Twitter, Instagram and Facebook I'm sure nobody even knows you exist with your useless propaganda. Nkpi