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Life salary for someone above 100yrs? We too get format for this country

Shey the grains will plant themselves, water themselves without fertilizer and be harvested within a week? This people don really see the Masses finish. They're just playing us like pawns and the sooner we realize and fight against this absurdity the better for us. Imagine just few days in power and we're already suffering like this, what if e reach 1yrs nkor?

Abi na Olosho wey just marry? She fit don forget say na her husband begin dey treat am like customer wey no pay better money because Puna, kissing and breast na different prices.
OP, next time as you dey nack tell her say u go add money join to touch breast. I wan check something.

OP hope you're not using style to advertise your clean coochie? Because boys dey vex this period oh. If Dem handle u, the next time u go for culture abi na tradition the nurse go advice you to keep it down.

No ambitious man with dreams will ever want to be a stay-at-home husband just because the wife is earning more or has a lucrative job. There's a thing called "See finish" and no matter how loyal and understanding the woman is, one day she go tell u word wey go make u hang yourself.
A true man is a provider and the head of the house while the woman is the support and neck of the house. Be ready to face the music if you ever dare to switch that role because only her attitude on a very bad day will have u hitting the streets to find any work to do.

This might work in the western world where both parties can come to an understanding but In our beloved Africa even your parents go disown you. People go use mouth finish you until you begin rethink your decision. Even if you work from home sometimes carry ur laptop and necessary equipments out of the house and come back in the evening several times a week else u no go like the result.

Don't be too quick to judge. There might be a reason the ex is still able to communicate with the wife and husband freely without any negative confrontation. Maybe they broke up on a mutual terms, maybe the ex is no longer in the country and have been of assistance to the newly wedded couple, maybe the ex and husband are related, maybe the wife and ex shares joint custody of something the husband is aware of, maybe the ex even introduced the husband to the wife because they couldn't get married due to some personal reasons, maybe they're low-key into swinging or open relationship, maybe the husband even suggested to speak with this particular ex to rectify something because I'm sure the wife must have had several exes before marrying Maybe, Maybe, Maybe.

Not all relationships must lead to marriage and some people are mature enough to know that. You can break up with someone mutually without any bad blood or the willingness to sleep with them again it's all part of growing up. I'm still friends with all my exes and if Dem invite me come their marriage I might go there, drop gift and chop rice unless I sense jealousy from the husband then I cut all ties with them to avoid story that touch. Life no suppose hard na we just dey make everything complicated.

I personally don't think anybody is born ugly, most times na hardship dey squeeze people face. Some women that you think are beautiful by our societal standard is due to HIGH maintenance and packaging, bone all those things u dey see online. All those girls with heavy makeup, BBL, puffy lips, skin like milk, Huge mammary glands and fine hair na money and packaging if Dem remove all the artificial things finish for night u go run.

If a woman has a presentable physical feature and good character then she can be wifed 100% but hope una no dey confuse ugliness with deformity oh? For the sake of our children.

I am not from the East or related to anyone from there but I sometimes pray for another war so this country can divide since all of una no wan get sense. Each region should go and rule themselves so that if problem dey everybody go hold their kinsman responsible instead of this idiotic tribalism I witness here everyday. Na god go punish lord Lugard for forcing all of us together leading to such a disappointment of a country. Tueh!!

Throwback:
Tinubu and Jonathan is a story of politics without bitterness.

Someone should help me translate it to Igbo so the message can get to the dwellers of the hinterland.

The present wailing is for everyone whether you voted for APC or not. 8yrs of suffering will definitely touch everybody no worry. Hope your families are outside the country? because hand go touch them.

NaughtyBrainiac:
Una go just use bitterness kee una sef.

Keep wailing o. Mind you, your wailing is not ending soon. 8 years of serious wailing awaits you.

It is because of tribalistic bigots like you this country will forever remain stagnant. Imagine how stupid someone can actually be to drag tribes Into every single issue and the miscreant you fought for is now in power ruining what's left of the country. Some of you are just so stupid that it stinks!! Shey fuel is now 650 abi? The shege never even start. I wonder if na brain una even get abi na corn full una skull.

DevilsEqual:
Lol...The name tho!
His brothers have actually being wailing since March 1, some officially began their gnashing of teeth on May29

He's just being unlucky, some people cry everyday on nairaland since 2015 and will never go blind...They are his kinsmen tho

I knew this day will come. The girl is just to loud with her lifestyle. Call it whatever u want but somethings about u should be private especially your relationships because a lot of ppl are rooting for u to fail. Her lifestyle is wild, PDA is annoying, dress sense is zero. If no be say her papa get money I no sure say anybody for even know her name.
See as guys from different continent just dey chop her clean mouth. Maybe her soulmate dey trenches, make she find am come here abeg. We mount!!

If dating a guy that doesn't own a car is demeaning why don't you buy one since it's very easy? Most of you girls see relationship as an avenue to better your life while the only tin you can offer is your overused body. I honestly don't blame some guys for being stingy due to the entitlement mentality of our gals. They don't want to work and earn for themselves rather they want a mumu guy to foot their never ending bills and fake lifestyle. Collecting change from bikemen and requesting a date at home is a sign of stinginess?? Lol!! Date a broke 9ja gal at your own peril.

CuriousStudent:
A stingy man is the most hated of all men. Penny pinching is just not it. Women will forgive a cheat but not one that doesn't spend.

I can't be over estimating prices or lying my way just to collect cash.

I no fit. I will trim you off when I notice. Choose a cheap place(chicken republic) or ask for home dates,then you have entered the ghost list.

I want to go to heaven . Any man that will make me inflate junior school fees is a no go area.

They are always easy to spot
1) always trekking
2) saving drinks from occasions so they don't have to buy drinks to entertain their female guests.
3) asking for house dates
4)will collect the change from bike ( for those of you demeaning yourself by dating men that will make you jump bikes. Until the silencer of the bike burns your leg or you fall into a ditch)

And the rest

Inside ontop the middle of the table

Lol. Even women don't even know what they want and you think a particular characteristic of a guy would get them?

If u like get money they can leave u for a poor man, if u like be funny them go say u be woman wrapper leave u for a strict abuser, if u too know book them go say u dey intimidate dem leave u for one Okada man, if u like be caring Dem go still move if they want to. My own advice Is for u as a man to balance all this characteristics not for a woman but for yourself. Try get money, learn how to tease and sweet talk, show care when necessary but NEVER be a SIMPSON.

We still dey fly bike till we catchout to buy our own motor. Very soon we go learn.

Una screenshot the guy wey dey beg for house rent join?

This is the major reason every man should make sure they know the woman they're getting intimate with before it's too late. Just imagine a whole Davido that millions of decent girls can willingly bleep for free is being dragged like a stubborn Native he-goat because of wrong Puna.

This girl has no self worth or career to protect hence her quest to milk this opportunity till it dries up. There's no publicity like bad publicity and she's using this medium to gain the attention she desperately needed. I bet the guy go dey regret why he chop this wrong Kpomo in the first place, the thing get bone and e don hook am for neck

That means Dem two dey serve different Gods abi wetin? Seriously, sometimes I don't even understand how Africans think. Religion has so blinded us that we just spew the first thing that comes to our mind without really thinking about it first. Imagine this one dey use God dey threaten another pastor like say God na Omela . The tire me honestly.

Lol, You are honestly living in denial. You claim God does not exist but your name is "EnemyofGod2". How can you be an Enemy of what doesn't exist?

EnemyofGod2:
Religion has really done more harm to us than good.it shall never be well with those white men who imposed religion on us.

Mean why, God, Satan or Jesus Christ doesn't exist, there's no verifiable recognizable concretable approvable evidence of their existence, no man Born of woman has ever proof the existence of God.


It beats my imagination that in 21th century,there's some people who are still believing the existence of a God or Satan.

Believing the existence of God is a symptoms of primitivity of mentality, primordial sensibility, retrogressive discretion, bankruptcy of ideology and cerebral sclerosis.

Heaven and hellfire doesn't exist.

Amodi by Asake.

Especially this part.
"Wonders shall never end like pasunma wonder, I wonder Americana wonder oh!!"

Na wah oh. I trust Nigerians not to buy unless it's Lab grown Kpomo, then we'll have a pandemic

Bros take am easy na Who give you Mic to utter such vawulence??

Amaly:
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God no dey do mistake na him make you remain as irrelevant as you are.

Ugliness is always associated with evil in this part of the world. I know a guy that have been arrested countless times just because of his face. He doesn't drink, smoke, steal, womanize or do any illegal thing but police no dey allow am rest

You sure say no be Ransom money wey Dem leave for junction this guy don carry go give police so?

Oga find way pack comot that compound else na Jail u go take post your next story. Believe me, u can never win against the mother and daughter duo that are after your gbola and your destiny eventually. Our people say "Na for day time Dem dey find black goat"

The main question should be why did you decide to do it in the first place? We live in a very religious, judgemental and hypocritical society where doing anything outside the norm is viewed as sinful, rebellious or deviancy. A guy with dread, tattoos, colored hair or earrings must be a celebrity or a criminal with drug problems. In the western world you can see professionals like Doctors, lawyers, politicians, nurses, tech experts etc with tattoos, dreads or piercing but in Nigeria you cannot even get a sale's boy work with dread. As a girl, multiple piercing simply means you be Olosho or lack home training. If u like be intelligent, Hardworking and dey go church everyday people will have the reservation that you dey do hookup on the low

I don't believe people can be 100% faithful especially when they're not married yet so I don't bother trying to know about your sexcapades. My own be say as u dey my house you're with me but as soon as u leave, you're for the street. The only thing I dey check for my Ex phone before na her account balance, Omo that babe dey get money oh. If wetin dey inside plenty na to find way collect my share

I am putting my money on the anaconda NOT to come out alive

Show us some pictures so we elders can truly observe, deliberate and give our verdict. I just want to see the color of the shower cap, that's all.

Fetus are getting hitched while ancestors are getting ditched

This life no bal........

What rubbish!! How can these thick ladies be exposing their private assests to the world to see without shame. What's the world really turning into? Well all I have to say is that I have nothing to say.


P:S Abeg who know the address of the church make I see if it's for real.

So with all the problems for this life na Big nyash be your own?

I no blame you sha, Big nyash is mesmerizing, and the way e dey shake (especially the soft ones) fit make you crase. Forget about reading bible, fasting and praying oh. The spirit of big nyash will never leave u until it destroys your life completely or you die ontop one. I wish you safe trip to the other side.