₦airaland Forum

Why would you even give them kola in the first place? It shows that they still have a connection to the land which is wrong because you've already paid for it. The moment you purchase any property from anybody make sure you collect all the necessary documents and pay them any money owed, after that whatever you decide to do with YOUR land is entirely your choice. If you like sell am for 1 billion dollars shishi no suppose touch their hand. Anybody try rubbish come meet you na to break he leg make Dem know say ur head dey shake too. What rubbish percentage, for my land? Dead body go surplus.

Very useless administration. Instead of giving out audio palliative that would be looted one way or the other why not use the money generated to repair the refineries and power grid that would directly impart the live of the common man? Cluelessness wan just finish all this people and the majority of learned folks applauding this stupidity is unfathomable!!

She's probably a kleptomaniac and can't help it. I've never actually dated any one that steals (unless u wan add polo and hoodies wey Dem dey collect and never return) but I've seen a beautiful aunty that's a hoarder. Omo this sister dey collect anything both useful and useless go store for house. She always get use for something no matter how condemned or broken it is. Empty packs, cans, sacks, faulty electronics, old clothes, newspapers, different legs of shoes infact anything you can possibly think of dey inside her house somewhere. Man wey go marry her go try Sha.

Lol. This Headies no just get Head at all. First una carry Nigerian Award to USA, if that's not inferiority complex at its peak I wonder what is. Secondly una give Rema Video Director of the year amidst the hundreds of creative videos ditched out within the year by Clarence, TG Omori, Unlimited LA, Daps and even Blaq bone? Thirdly How's Chance a street Anthem? Song wey no get meaning and I never ever hear anybody for the street sing am once. Again Declan Rice won Rap song of the year, Lmao! Abi na because Arsenal use am unveil the werey player nai make dem choose am instead of the other better rap songs? Wande coal is not suppose to be on that list when we have songs from Oxlade, Chike, Ric Hassani, Buju, Omah layh, victony and even Magixx with topnotch vocals.
As far as I'm concerned Headies dey sell their Gong to the highest bidder, nothing anybody wan tell me... Mtcheew.

While In Nigeria we have "The blood of Jesus"

Na this ones we dey call ritualist that year!! Bros get the complete arsenal to finish any girl wey enter that room He come even get SEGA join!! Rechargeable lamp with radio!! And chair can never dey the room, as you enter na straight to bed. This life sha

I think it all depends on the said partner. Some are either materialistic, pessimistic, temperamental, childish etc. Ones you know the category they fall into then you'll know how to deal with them. For me that'll be
1. Finances
2. Body count
3. Weakness

So Inside this kind harsh economy na marriage be some people problem These northerners no go Kee person with Laugh😂

OP the bitter truth is that your wife doesn't love you!!! I think she probably married you because she was running out of options and now that she's stuck with you, everything about you irritates her. Talking, counseling, therapy, prayers, Patience and bla bla bla no go do anything. The best things is to peacefully separate from her for your own safety and sanity. She'll frustrate you to depression no matter how hard you try find one babe wey go dey give u peace of mind before u kill ursef for Toto matter. ✌🏾

Abeg na Niger Country abi Niger state? Make una talk the story well make we know where we dey oh. I no get body to fight war.

We are just too naive in this part of the world. na we also carry religion for head and na we still dey backwards pass for everything. You think being a masseuse or chiropractor is an easy thing? These people are trained professionals and don't objectify their clients. The moment you're on their table your body becomes their job not a sexual fantasy.
I've been massaged before and the relief afterwards was heavenly, why miss out on such a great experience because you think the person wants to sleep with you ? Na wah for una sef

Post pictures or we don't believe it

Just imagine how that small pikin just focused on his phone the whole time? Addiction don start at this tender age, imagine him in his teens. This generation and the next don finish walahi!!

Are you sure you're not a ritualist? How would you like a first class trip to Niger?

Wetin tear your nyash? Are you sure you didn't Bulaba?

You haven't heard from her for 13 YEARS and the boy is just 8 YEARS? I don't understand this ur story oh

This Antelope was living way better than 60% of the Nigerian population, wow!! See as the thing Robust

Abeg make person hear word. They're just looking for ways to destabilize the team with this outrageous accusations. Person wey don coach them for long without any issues suddenly decided to assault a player openly after breaking a record, for why na? Moreover Na very few of those players get breast for chest sef, the rest na only nipple. Wetin he wan touch for there?

Abi na u be the mumu sorry to say if u are unaware of the kind of money in politics. As an S.A u and ur oga go fit dey award countless contracts to personal companies, collect "token" from contractors and other people desperate for favor. Note he didn't say it was only his salary because money dey come from everywhere. Try ask urself why people are willing to steal, kill and destroy just to get into political positions if money no dey?

Dadatao1998:
Are you believing this guy? If so, i am sorry to say that you are a mumu. How can he be earning 5million naira per month as an S.A to governor?

She's actually slim a bit now after chasing clout up and down during the election. My problem with people like her is that they don't know where they belong. Look at the likes of Stephanie Okereke, Dakore, Hilda Dokunbo, Ruth Kadiri, Chika Ike etc whom have managed to maintain their public image even with fame they've stayed out of controversies thus far. This bag of beans go just dey annoy already angered Nigerians with her statements and clouts and expect not to get slammed. People no first like u B4 u come dey do wetin go vex Dem join. Celebrities should thank God for personal security oh, if not some of Dem for dey collect steady crowd beating twice every week.

5mil a month is enough for you to start something before your boss is thrown out if that eventually happens. I personally don't enjoy working for people and I'm always looking for ways to invest or start something just for myself, with your current financial status you should be able to start something that would grow and stop you from seeking employemnt upandan. My take though.

franchasofficia:
Me too, I just got appointment as an SA to a Governor, and my total take home a month is around 5million, but I am scared tribunal may throw my boss out soonest and I just got a work visa to Mozambique, I don't know if I should leave this SA job and japa or not.


Nairalanders abeg help a brother with some good advice

Next time just ask her politely, "Neighbor oh abeg no vex have you been to heaven before? How do you know the kind of hair they do there? Where in the bible is It mentioned that braiding my hair will disqualify me from heavenly race? Do you know if I'm even tired of the race sef? Are you the race referee? Where is your whistle? Do you know that judging people is a sin and that You just sinned by judging me on how I wear my hair? Do you know that Samson in the bible had a braided hair? What if I'm a descendant of Samson?"
Be staring straight into her eyes while asking her these questions and trust me that would be the last time she'll caution you again.

The guy low-key look like the finer version of Broda shaggi, abi na my eye dey deceive me?

Una no go thank Doctors too?

It's not too much but "it's much". Imagine after paying almost 200k for just one child's tuition you'll still have to pay extra 50k just for diction? If I spend that amount on my pikin, he better be speaking like Shakespeare after a week oh, hence head go roll!!

Two sweet corns can go.

I was expecting to read a part where they advocate against underage marriage and poor medical attention that lead to complications initially instead they're more concerned about the gender of the doctor that saved her and the baby's life from possible mortality. I no even know who to blame cos this matter tire me I swear

Imagine discovering and destroying more than 23 illegal refineries in the creeks while the whole country can not even run one legal refinery? Who do us this thing God!!!??

In a saner clime those guys would be recruited or partnered with the government to operate legally, pay taxes and make the product readily available for consumers but here we arrest them and destroy the product while our refineries lay idle for years!! Sometimes I wonder if our brain is for decoration because we no dey use am at all.

Twin brothers decided to join the military and was killed the same day on duty at different locations? Ah!! This one pass coincidence oh

Lol. This country will never seize to amaze me. Imagine where they call "Fortified enclave", a dilapidated mud house with no single chair or table for this kind raining season. Shey the people carry the chairs wey Dem dey Siddon hold meeting run abi na wetin? You can even see the flag was recently made and what is a skull cap even doing there, abi some of the ipob members are now Muslims?
Exchange of heavy gunfire and no single casualty or bullet holes, who go even run leave gun in the midst of battle and call themselves fighters?
This country na better cruise abeg

Even if u tell my fellow Nigerians say a particular animal die of Anthrax Dem go still butcher am chop and nothing go sup. Na only oyibo ppl dey contact and die of such diseases, here we go download the meat, top am with dry gin then use toothpick as souvenir for job well done. No be only Anthrax na Spiderax.

Lol. I remember coming back from work one day to meet my brother and his girlfriend fighting during Xmas period. Trying to form good Samaritan na so I try to separate them only for one unexpected punch to land on my face splitting my lip in half, Omo if u see blood?? Throughout the festive season I no fit chop anything as I like food reach and my face be like who collect crowd beating . Since then if anybody dey fight I no dey even put mouth talkless of separating. Make una kill una self e no concern me. Mtcheew