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Lmao!!! This na Match between Davids and Goliaths oh! How those Seirra loeneans go claim to be U15 with their accient faces?? I hear say one of them dedicate his goal to his grandkids

Typical African mentality. Una go forget to mention Doctors and IVF that played a major role instead of making others to believe by waiting only without proper medical assistance can help couples to procreate. God can do anything but make una still dey tell people the whole gist.

After the husband that you claimed was a narcissist called and warned you to stay away from his wife, you're talking with her and calling her your best friend, you normal so? The woman already made her choice by marrying that guy she should learn to deal with the consequences. The moment any of my female friends gets married or is in any serious relationship I codedly stop or limit our conversation. People like the husband can maim or even kill out of jealousy so you better beware. I no wan read story online for here "how jealous husband disfigured suspected boyfriend" una kuku like bad news before.

She be like elf.

My problem is how the price of the magazine jump from 2k to 4k

LoL. No be only borning, na delivering.

Okobola146:
When Nigeria is borning

LoL. You nkor, na nylon you dey call "Santana leather?" Mr Brush up.

cutecommend:
She said "where did you went"..

Though I didn't like her much before then..

I told her to brush up, she said she prefered being herself...

In life, sometimes you need to package to make things look beautiful and appreciated....Imagine if tooth paste was sold in Santana leather.

LoL. The pastor no go gree give am mic oh. The best thing na to wait till end of the month when dem dey pay tithes. Just stroll go the box and carry am the guy mind go dey.

SmileDance:
Raise your hand that you want to testify to the goodness in church next Sunday, when they give you the microphone, announce to the whole church to help you beg pastor to pay what he owes you as it is affecting your business. Na craze them dey take cure craze

It's called PTSD. Post traumatic stress disorder and you need to get over it. I had it ones but I treated it by convincing myself there's nothing worth dying for in this world. If the phone loss I go buy another one, life continues. If you wake up and start looking for your phone just stop and go back to sleep. After several tries you will finally overcome the disorder.
The last phone really pain you.

Ginaz:
Good evening house.
My phone got stolen last year November. The thief cut my window net and stole my phone along with the charger through the window. I woke up around 4.a.m searching for my phone with no success till I looked at the window and saw the big hole staring at me. I was so shocked is an understatement.

I have replaced my phone but right now I wake up in the night and start looking for my phone even if I must have safely keep it.

I wake up and first thing I search for, is my phone.
I open eyes, first thing I want to see, is my phone.


How do I stop this biko? Who have experienced this? Is it panic attack or what?

Oshey king Solomon!!! I carry nyash for you.

BigBashiru:
It is better for youth to get married than sleep around...are u jealous of OP?? If men are saying wat u saying then no hope for marriage....

Currently in my concubine I hv:

Sixty seven - 18 year old wives (girlfriends)

Twenty 28 yr old wives

Two 35 yr old wives

I love mylife

I no even see any picture sef... Mycheeeeew

dre11:
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According to your story, she's presently 19 with a 3yr old baby. That means you impregnated her when she was 16 or 15 sef and you get the mind to come public forum to complain of her escapades. E be like say jail dey hungry you.

You robbed the innocent girl of her youth even though you tried to legalize it las las. She's still a child and presently in her hoeing phase. You better get a mature lady, preferably a widow with kids to take care of you, your daughter and atone for your pedophilic action make thunder no visit you.

What is baby shower and it's significance sef??

Bros if you dey watch Nigerian film of old na so wicked-uncle syndrome take dey start oh. Life is no longer how it used to be way back as things have changed. Gone are the days you must till the soil under a hot sun or trek from here to Timbuktu to make ends meet. Now, With only your phone sef you can become a millionaire while sitting at home.
Change your mindset and understand that success only come to those who fight for it. Loyal to everyone no matter how small because your big helper might come in a small vessel. No small pikin again oh especially this era of geeboys. You'll see a teenager building houses and shutting down clubs.
Better move with the tide or you'll get left behind.

Bros u bad oh.. after u wipe ur wife cable finish for house u still get strength to wipe another lady "Twice" for hotel!!! Anyway sha, it's obvious your wife no longer respects you and there's an adage that goes "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scourge". As she don promise to "deal with u" quietly pack her comot ur house to avoid story that touch oh. Make sure u take care of ur kid and ur mental health las las Marriage no be by force!!.

Wow. Just imagine what the leaders of tomorrow are doing to themselves all in the name of religion. This country is never going forward with this kind of mentality and for the sake of their safety I'll advice all southerners living in the north to find their way back home. These are some of the reasons I don't even sympathize with them whenever herdsmen and bandits invade, plunder and burn their villages. Dem dey reap wetin dem sow!!! Tueh!!

If to say you be my Younger brother na undiluted crowd beating you for collect. Just imagine the kind foolishness you come display on a public forum... Infact give her everything na, since brain dey pain you to reason. SMH.

Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

And some people will kill to be in your position right now, irony of life!!! Well e don happen so need crying over spilt milk. Call your wife Siddon and pour your heart to her make she understand the magnitude of this new responsibility before una pick the name of the new baby or babies... Just imagine say na twins LOL!!

Gaggii:
I just put this here may be I could get some relief.

I don't want to share it with anyone because it's a family issue, since am anonymous here

I told my wife to do family planning after our second child, she refused claiming she is not a kid and knows how to prevent herself.

Now she is pregnant and will not terminate it.

My head one bust, been thinking how to survive this economy with 3kids, while earning a salary less than 100k.

She has her niece leaving with us and my own nephew also leaving with us.

It's funny how we attribute nearly everything to "Spiritual problem". Bros it's obvious you're suffering from Conji. Masturbating is not the same as intercourse so I guess your libido is very high and your body yarns to taste the real thing. Leave prayer for now and tackle your problem psychologically, medically and logically. No be everything be fasting and prayer. Find one babe hammer TDB make u see weda the wet dream go happen again .

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

So make he dey dance for field first before you go find am entertaining? The essence of being a Striker is to score goals not to relieve you of boredom �

MadamVanessa:



Absolutely, nothing is inspiring about this Ronaldo in football. Aside waiting in box to collect ball and score , the guy have nothing to offer in the pitch. Very boring player to watch. This guy is just overrated.

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