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Chickenshrimp,

When I was in University in Naija, We had only 3 barca fans and the most prominent of them Fikayo was always bullied by the "numerous" Madrid fans. I used to be the one coming to his aid cos Madrid fans know when Bayern is around, they run for cover.

But now every Musibau is now a Barca and Shesi fan

Odunnu:
Thats great!
Now i'm sure i'm safe.
Congrats

But you are not safe from me

chaircover:
George and Dayo, stop putting ideas into this young mans head jare .

If his story is true & he is trying to make a decision, then your comments aren't helping.

. . . . as if most of you know how many shades darker skinned that yellow pawpaw that is freaking you out was born with or the real length of your babes hair is, or what the correct number of ex-boyfriends is & thank God for Body magic etc. . . . . abeg Go and sit down jor, make we hear word jare

Some of you are being lied to 24 hours a day for life.

If you discover that Mr Chaircover is actually 4 yrs younger than you instead of 4yrs older that you have believed all the while.

Not many Naija women would dig moaning under their youngest brothers mate you know, Same goes for guys unless na paid Gigolo

Following the trend of this argument, I can conclude that RVP, Fabregas, Arshavin, Chamakh etc are below average players as I cant see any reason a top player would be at a club that has never won the CL in history, Never mind being trophyless for half a decade

Martin Demichelis joins Malaga.

Thanks Martin for the good memories

Martín Demichelis, nuevo zaguero blanquiazul
30/12/2010 - Actualidad
Málaga Club de Fútbol y Bayern de Munich han llegado a un acuerdo para que el central argentino Martín Demichelis se incorpore a la disciplina blanquiazul por lo que resta de temporada, reservándose la entidad de Martiricos la opción de ampliar la vinculación con el jugador argentino dos campañas más. Demichelis pasó ayer el pertinente reconocimiento médico en el Complejo Sanitario Málaga Club de Fútbol-Clínicas Rincón y el lunes 3 de enero, a las 13:00 horas, será presentado en el estadio La Rosaleda.

http://www.malagacf.com/noticias/martin-demichelis-nuevo-zaguero-blanquiazul--3807.html

Has Mourinho ever run a club at profit?

From his Chelsea days to inter to real

How you take know eleweome self?

Abi you sef dey follow collect Kola for garage?

A dupe ooo.

Ileke Idi ti n gbo Yoruba die die

Girls should learn to differentiate between a guy and an ATM machine.

Lets hang out for drinks and next thing, their rent is short, their car broke down, her laptop is spoilt, her phone bills are due etc

In most cases women, WHo pretend just to get the man hooked and after the marriage they begin to show their true colours.

A man who has been wowed by his impecabble girlfriend suddenly discovers that she is something else under the initial facade

Yes oooo

Many young women plenty outside instead of the old mama youngie wey he dey with

It would be like Aunty can you bring my food, Aunty can we change style to dog-gy?, Aunty can you give me Beejay.

If na Yoruba you know you address elderly people differently. "E jo" "E" must always come before any statement

Making your marriage work with your aunty?

So if the guy told a lie about his sexuality before they got married, After they got married the girl found out that he is impotent what advice would you give in such scenario

If GEJ wins that means he gets 8 yrs after which the baton returns to the North. Possibly Sambo who does another 8yrs.

Thats 16yrs combined. Where does the SE stand in all of these?

Any reasonable South Easterner would know that the GEJ and PDP continual reign can only mean Igbos wont smell presidency until 2027 at the earliest

Islam might not have been in existence in their time in the middle East.

Also the father of Oduduwa according to stories was Lamurudu (Which some writers said is the biblical Nimrod), They were idol worshipers in their time.

Even reading the bible you would know that only the Israelites were Judaic their neighbours were reputed to be idol worshipers.

Onlytruth:
Abiola lost Igboland because he said he was going to give Igbo the position of secretary to the federal government.
Arthur Nzeribe said to him, "so, the best you can do for Igboman is to have him serve you tea?" and that was where Abiola's trouble started.
Arthur then promised him that he would never rule.

The rest is history.

What position should he have given SE? In the hierarchy of the executive arm, The Secretary to the govt is the 3rd in command after the President and VP.

So what should Abiola have told Nzeribe? That he would vacate Presidency for him?

alj harem1:
i hate to admit it but your analysis is right and also no incumbent president has ever lost an election in africa

False pls confirm your Facts. Matthieu Kerekou as sitting President lost an election and also Nicephore Soglo in nearby Benin Republic or else you are saying Benin Republic is no longer part of Africa.

Why cant they trek? Did you hear the story of Mansa Musa the Emperor of Mali Empire.

It doesnt have to be trekking when they can have donkeys, camels and horses

I am hanging on a thread both in Fantasy Cup and Nairaland cup.

Lets see how the autosubs go.

Holy sheet.

They gave galaticos Cahill as captain while they gave me Carroll as captain.

Lost the Nairaland cup by 2 points to Galaticos

GAYYners shey make I talk?

Lol

You would never w@nk alone.

RuuDie:


Je suis markete!!!?

where DJ. . . . . abeg waya me Tolotolo by Sunny Neji

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Oduduwa might have lived in Mecca at a time when Islam was not in existence there

Band boys where una dey

Ope ooo

hmm

Knock knock

Dont only hear of them, try them out as well, Just the way you tried out Nigerian churches and Nigerian food

SadeB:
Already been there a few times. I enjoyed what i had. I do not eat redmeat or much fish and so I usually have some chicken and rice. But again there is so much available in Houston, so if a person is interested, it is easy to get involved and learn new things. Thankyou again for all the helpful suggestions. I am sure at some point you will mention something that i haven't heard of,

Something you havent heard of is probably Yoruba men.

You need to try that one out

^^ Thats not Thiefofhearts, Thats her younger sister Toyinrayo

The guy that comes as Oba of Ekiti is Saheed he is the chairman of NURTW in Ado Ekiti, he just won the visa lottery

LOL

lagbaja20:
I know who he is

I am talking about the supremacy of the thrones

In Yoruba history, from time immemorial, save for some years, the Ooni has always being superior to the Alaafin

Before the 20th century, Was there any activity involving the Ooni? We know about prominent Alaafins in History, Mention any prominent Ooni