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Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by dayokanu(m): 7:25pm On Jan 03, 2011

ifyalways:
No let TKB start riot on your head.
Happy new year.Iyawo say make i give u ,she is in a weird way enjoying your e-flirts.

Tell her to show up, else I switch over to you.

Odunnu:
DK, if I catch you ehn. BTW, MrBrown cant survive a 'lock-in' with me. You want commit murder?

So you think you can beat MrBrownjay at this?

Politics › Re: Obasanjo Collapses In Church by dayokanu(m): 6:46pm On Jan 03, 2011

The post by playboy19 should be a case study in the school of dullards.

Its devoid of any drop of common sense. We should thank IBB for annulling an election, Maybe a we should also thank an armed robber for stealing the money else it would have been lost in Stock exchange.

OBJ is the worst thing that ever happened to this country, He ruled the country longer than anyone else 11yrs out of 50 yet the country is like this.

Cursed be that man

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:54pm On Jan 03, 2011

[size=28pt]Bayern sign Luiz Gustavo until 2015[/size]

Munich, 3 January 2011: Luiz Gustavo has today signed for Bayern Munich. The 23-year-old Brazilian completed the final pre-transfer medical and other formalities on Monday morning. Following clearance for the deal from chief medical officer Dr. Hans-Wilhelm Müller-Wohlfahrt, Gustavo inked a four-and-a-half year contract binding him to Bayern until 30 June 2015.

“We’re extremely pleased that everything’s now finally settled,” commented FCB chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge. “Luiz Gustavo is the player we always wanted, and he’s make the Bayern team stronger.”

Luiz Gustavo, who is eligible to appear for Bayern in this season’s UEFA Champions League, has been assigned the squad number 30 at Bayern. The 1.86m (6ft 2 in) defensive and midfield all-rounder joined director of sport Christian Nerlinger for an 11.50 am flight to Doha in Qatar, where he will officially take up his duties with his new team tomorrow at the club’s winter training camp.

As part of the deal, 18-year-old Bayern defender David Alaba joins TSG 1899 Hoffenheim on loan for the rest of the current season, i.e. until 30 June 2011.

http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/en/news/news/2011/27391.php

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 5:18pm On Jan 03, 2011

Yes o Thanks

SEMENd4lyfe grin

Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by dayokanu(m): 5:45am On Jan 03, 2011

I think we should lock Odunnu and Mrbrownjay up in a room and whoever comes out "victorious" would be the Romance poster of the year.

ANyone else supports this?

Nairaland General › Re: Chaircover Emerges Family Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 5:25am On Jan 03, 2011

I have a confesion to make.

Chaircover bribed me to rig elections in her favour.

Dont ask me her mode of payment.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea On Monday, 27th Dec: 3 - 1! by dayokanu(m): 5:19am On Jan 03, 2011

Its a known fact that Arsenal fans cant think, You are simply wasting your time

Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Congrats Joagbaje On Winning The Religion Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 5:03am On Jan 03, 2011

Why was Toba not nominated?

Family › Re: She Wants A Maid I Don't Like by dayokanu(m): 4:55am On Jan 03, 2011

^^^ WHy did you sack her? Just when i was planning to spend your vacation at your parents house?

BTW did your husband go with you to your parents house?

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 4:45am On Jan 03, 2011

toba:
congrats my man. bayern munich all the wall. we've defeated Epl, la liga and serie A. Woo

Yes oooo.

Bayern Munchen Uber allez

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 4:44am On Jan 03, 2011

Ivynwa:
Everybody make some noise for Dayokanu, hip hip hip hurray. Ivynwa claps and claps

Ivynwa Thank you, But since you mentioned hip, Can you bring your hips closer to me?

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 4:43am On Jan 03, 2011

honeric01:
Good one to you dayo,

Thanks you thanks you verryy Mush. Mucho Gracias

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 4:42am On Jan 03, 2011

ifyalways:
If EPL=English Pros.titues League then its well-won.Dayos asheworism,skirt-chasing & pant-sniffing abilities is second to none.
Btwn,Dayo where we go wash am ?

Are you sure you dont want me to sniff yours? You better go find my person for me else I turn all my venom on you.

Make you come my house make we do wash-wash na

Politics › Re: Saraki Leaves PDP In Frustration by dayokanu(m): 9:26pm On Jan 02, 2011

Abeg SW should just stay alone with or without oil we need our own homogenous nation not a place where people would call you parasites the cocoa money that developed all of the SW where mainly from Ondo Ekiti and Osun state but I didn't see them calling Ogun Lagos and Oyo folks parasites cocoa house was built in Ibadan that produces little cocoa, liberty stadium wasn't built in the cocoa rich Ondo and no one shouted marginalisation we don't want any of that poisoned chalice oil from the ND

Politics › Re: Saraki Leaves PDP In Frustration by dayokanu(m): 7:45pm On Jan 02, 2011

Can SS just split and take their oil with them I wonder how many of the G8 countries are oil producers

Politics › Re: Atiku Takes Jonathan-economics To The Clearners ! ! ! by dayokanu(m): 7:38pm On Jan 02, 2011

Is the country not doomed under GEJ 3 different bomb blast in 7 days what could be worse independence day bombing still unresolved

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 3:43am On Jan 02, 2011

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/Nd9uitf5WVs[/flash]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 5:10pm On Jan 01, 2011

What happens when you have Tevez as captain and he misses a penalty? angry

Politics › Where Is Obj by dayokanu(op): 12:14am On Jan 01, 2011

With all these bombing can someone thank OBJ for the legacy of do or die politics

Nairaland General › Re: Dayokanu Emerges The EPL Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 7:08pm On Dec 31, 2010

When would result be out INEC

Family › Re: My Wife Lied To Me About Her Age by dayokanu(m): 7:06pm On Dec 31, 2010

I am trying my best to irritate you until you give me what I asked for.

Every topic., I would ensure I disagree with you until. . .

Nairaland General › Re: Odunnu & Mrbrownjay Are Romance Section Posters Of The Year - 2010 by dayokanu(m): 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2010

Odunnu,

Come and bribe me in kinds and I would cast the deciding vote making you the most romantic Nairalander

Nairaland General › Re: Chaircover Emerges Family Section Poster Of The Year 2010 by dayokanu(m): 7:00pm On Dec 31, 2010

Is it as tight as lipsrsealed

Nairaland General › Re: Netotse emerges 2010 Career Section Poster Of The Year: Congratulations! by dayokanu(m): 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2010

Congrats Netotse

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Rafa Benitez Sacked By Inter by dayokanu(m): 6:41pm On Dec 31, 2010

^^ If your theory is true, How come Mourinho is said to be the best coach in the world

Family › Re: My Wife Lied To Me About Her Age by dayokanu(m): 6:33pm On Dec 31, 2010

Hopejoy:
I just wonder why Dayo and George are bringing these kind of ideas. I wont be mistaking if they are under aged (less dn 18yrs). Otherwise they wont be posting these on nairaland. Do they actually know that Omnipresent God is watching, be careful guys.
Faraday, like earlier posted, be focused, look on her strenghts and help her weaknesses. Am sure there are other better sides of her aside the age difference.

Its rather too early to start complaining, infact its being a major reason for increased infertility rate in Nigeria. People want to get in today and become pregnant that same night, at the end, high expectancy now makes them nervous and difficult for the desired conception to take place.

Marriage and sex should be enjoyed with no string attached, baby will come when God desires, afterall nobody goes into his wife knowing the particular day conception will occur, its just trial and error, i mean that is why he is God.

I know very well of a girl who got married at the age of 27, had 1st baby on 14th dec'10 after 11yrs of waiting(at 38yrs). So relax and enjoy your wife and let God do his part. Dont run faster than God and never mind Dayo and George, for your good. All the best.

I would be 18yrs in 2 yrs time actually.

Do you enjoy dating the mate of your youngest brother?

The woman conned the man into marriage is the point. If you get married and discover that your husband you married lied about his sexuality and he is GAY/Bisexual or even sterile. I bet you would wait on the Lord and stay in the marriage

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by dayokanu(m): 5:49pm On Dec 31, 2010

eldee:
[size=16pt]2010 Arsenal Fan Thread Awards[/size]

Footballer of the Year - Silvestre

Opponent of the Year - Drogba

Worst Newbie of the Year - Wilshere

Manager Gaffe of the Year - Wenger's continued stay at Emirate

Manager Genius Move of the Year - Wenger's admitting Messi is God.

Signing of the Year - Chamackh (How can a player whose first name is Mor0n be signing of the year? Only in Moronville)

The RVP Award For Most Annoying Injury - RvP retains it

Match of the Year - Arsenal V Barcelona (First Leg)

Non-Arsenal Poster of the Year - Ibime.

Song of the year - Yebariba Sanboribobo

Arsenal Fan of the Year - Duduspace He is the most deluded being out there and a good ambassador of DELUSION

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by dayokanu(m): 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2010

^^ I believe he is talking from an Assanal POV

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (R.I.P Bawomolo). by dayokanu(m): 5:41pm On Dec 31, 2010

proudly9ja:
Na u know o. I know he used to attend lectures at the same uni. Conclude whatever you like, loool

Dont you know most Universities offer JAMB lessons, No be everyone wey dey carry book for Campus be student.

[quote author=cou-gar link=topic=567426.msg7438690#msg7438690 date=1293790646] grin

arsenal should win something this season. they must shut you up with this trophyless diss you dish out every time.[/quote]They have been winning cups, At least they are the Emirate Cup back to back winners, They would soon add Carling to it.

They should win quality trophies not cups that are equivalent of 3 spoons of Glucose they used to give us at Inter House Sport for winning Sack-race or Filling the basket

Family › Re: My Wife Is Dating Her Boss. Pls Help Me. by dayokanu(m): 5:28pm On Dec 31, 2010

^^ Words of wisdom from Popsie Lolade

Family › Re: Who Is To Blame For Broken Marriages, Man Or Woman? by dayokanu(m): 5:24pm On Dec 31, 2010

CC,

Here you make an analogy of Boss-Staff relationship in marriages when discussing marriage failure, Next thing in another thread you would liken it that you are equal partners.

You cant eat your cake and have it, You either agree that its a Boss-Servant relationship or a Partnership.

Women would play either cards when it suits them, Isnt that dodgy?

When its time to take responsibility they say the man is the head, When its time to take glory they say they are equal partners huh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Rafa Benitez Sacked By Inter by dayokanu(m): 5:07pm On Dec 31, 2010

Benitez has won the UEFA cup and CL.

Show us Wengers European trophies

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