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A jeep is a brand of SUV like Toyota, Honda BMW etc see below

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[size=13pt]Welbeck is laughing at you all[/size]

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[size=14pt]Was it not on this thread about 2 months ago some twerps were hyping Welbeck and even comparing him to Gundogan, Gotze, Kroos etc.

I told you most EPL fans dont know shiit about football[/size]

Medication instead drugs/melesin

Trick instead of Ashawo

Mad instead of vex?

You mad? instead of you dey vex?

Aint tripping instead of "I no dey vex"

A-40:
But most guys in Bayern and Dortmund's midfield are about same age with Utd's present lineup bar Schweinsteiger and then there's Carrick who isn't exactly growing younger but I see your point.

Some corrections
Player Date of Birth

Carrick - 1981 Schweinsteiger 1984
Andersen - 1988, Martinez - 1988
Cleverly - 1989 Kroos - 1990

UFO instead of winches

In the accounting firm, One can work in Assurance/Audit while one can move to Advisory or Tax

P0rn instead of Mojo

lucenzo: dayumm kanu instead of dayokanu

Lucenzo instead of oluseso

Juju things.

I don hear wey some robbers came too and they started sweeping and fighting over broom

armyofone: OP didn't say she has children for the cheater and beater husband. We will assume no kids yet all the reason why she should scamper now.
I so much hate battering marriages. Carry belt dey flog your wife, hehehe, dem neva born that man reach.

You wan talk say you no like domination and b-D--s-M

EYE-RAQ instead of HE-RAQ(Iraq)

"He's Serving/Doing time" instead of "He dey prison"

austinkenneth: You're a seasoned member of this forum and im sure some people look up to ur handle.

But what the hell does the above post imply?
Because he has not been arrested means he is innocent? Means he is not looting in Lagos? For your information IBB, OBJ, Odili, etc are still walking free.

pls dont expose urself here. im one of ur follow ers in the sports section

Some people told us on this forum that Tinub is a fugitive in the US and he dares not enter.

What is Tinubus crime in the US, Has he served any time for it? or why is he still visiting the US freely

Cheating instead of "Side runs"

[size=14pt]"Toothpaste instead of macleans

Seasoning instead of Ajinomotor

Detergent instead of Omo/Surf

Metro bus instead of BRT/Molue

Obese/Overweight instead of orobo

"Model-like figure" instead of "HIV patient"[/size]

[size=14pt]"Underaged girl" instead of "my smallie"[/size]

[size=14pt]Tap that bootay instead of Nyansh that girl[/size]

adaobi123: Lol

But I do the opposite. I say the Nigerian words. For example I say box instead of suitcase

You are still Oyinbo

The Nigerian way na Port-manto

zhukafa: Wisdom supersedes all . I believe seeing condom in my wives car is not the major thing. Is what she told me that matters.

Thanks.

She told you like the OP that its in your own interest she uses condom and its the safest thing she can do for now.

Thanks.

aletheia: Sentiments aside, Bola Ahmed Tinubu does have a history of involvement with dodgy funds.

Tinubu goes to the US regularly, he was at the last yr Democratic convention why was he not arrested>?

Or let me guess he also controls FBI and Obama?

ijaw citizen: The response to the topic was just what I expected. So Pathetic!

These Yoruba people are just like their Igbo counterparts. They don't see anything wrong with their people and leaders but they will let hell loose whn it comes to issues concerning other peoples.

When it comes to corrupt people in Nigeria, we shouldn't even be mentioning names like Tinubu when we haven't finished discussing the collosal failure of the inglorious Obasanjo whose messes President Jonathan is currently cleaning up in the country.

Were Yorubas not the biggest critics of OBj while others were sucking his nuts?

^^ Leave he and find your size. A woman who doesnt argue, WHo isnt of too high intellect, Who doesnt have a top paying job and who wont question your authority.

There are about millions of single girls in Nigeria

zhukafa: Nice questions, and these are the answers to it.

I never said that its a wrong step she took by asking her husband. Since she knows that the man is the anger type, she should not stressing the issue. I believe, she did not just asked the man and the man started beating her immediately.

You mean if the man is cheating on her she shouldnt be stressing the issue? So what should she do instead? I am really curious.

And she asked that is she free to carry condoms around and use it also which resulted in her beating. So once again what should she have done instead?

maybe when she sees her husband banging a babe on their bed he should bring fan for them or what exactly

In the area of beating, it isn't a new thing , they have a way to sort it out. She should go on her kneels in prayers and believing God to change him. No marriage is bed of roses.

Thanks

Beating is not a new thing thats interesting, Smashing head on stabilizer is also not a new thing. have you heard of women who died or became disabled as a result of incessant abuse?

May God really help us

Whoever earns less should be the one to quit.

OP I thought someone opened a thread about this already that he saw the post on facebook. Were you the one who posted it on facebook

You can raise a family in your village where you would earn 65k and go to farm daily to plant kpaki to eat

Or else you would just turn yourself into a nuisance in the society

youngalex: Well we re still dating,maybe she feels she is very idependent financially,on the basis of intellect we re @ par am just unfortunate to hav not gotten a better job all dis while...guess I hav to quit before I mace her am very gentle but hot tempered

Honestly the best thing is to quit this relationship and go and upgrade yourself intellectually

Your written English is so poor that its shocking you can claim to have any form of intellectual prowess

The truth is your wife is smarter and more intelligent than you. And you want her to dumb down to your level because you are the man who is still without a good job.

Let me ask, How did you convince her to date you?

Its better you quit with your agidi talaka mentality. You are poor intellectually instead of seeking knowledge, you have a hot temper to go with it

Find your own size among other babes especially Paraga sellers.

Let your girl find someone who matches her intellect

zhukafa: Just finished reading the thread, and this is my advice to you.

1) Don't walk out of the marriage as some has adviced, note that , No two marriages are the same . Marriages are mearnt for the two partners to work out there modalities.

2) Allow him , don't question him any longer. I believe everyone has a heart. He married you, there is something that he saw in you that made him leave his house and seek for your consent in marriage.

3) Always learn how to put your marriage in prayers, any time you are praying. Some woman out there want him, so you should use your spiritual warfare which is prayers, to fight back.

4) Any one here that is married that can own up and say that him or her partner hasn't quarrelled or attempted or fought before should say it here.

5) Try to know when he is upset, when he is, leave him and when he is in a more better mode, tell him what he is doing or what he has done which is wrong.

6) Don't involve friends to settle your marriage dispute, because your marriage would thrown out to people outside and they would use it to talk over.

Thanks.

So what should she do about the cheating husband who has condoms in his pocket? Buy him more condoms or organize babes for him?

And About the beating what should she do? Should she keep on taking the punches, head smashing on stabilizer and soon concrete

I just want to understand what you would tell your sister is she comes to tell you she found condom in her husbands pocket and when she asked questions she got beaten up badly

Efemena_xy: We aren't that complicated lol! Sometimes, it's just the simple things in life that gets us tripping... things like:

Love?
Kindness?
Understanding?
Patience?
A listening ear to share our good, bad, and not-so-great days?

And just being a friend in need. A good friend. Then the rest na yawa...

Efe no dey format us jare we know for most Naija women na Moneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hope you guys dont have any child together yet

COs its better to start thinking of life after the marriage

The man already told you he is cheating and has no intention of stopping in addition he beats you anyhow

Next time your had hit the stabilizer it might lead to something else brain damage or death

So think this situation twice at this point what are you benefitting from the marriage

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