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^^ ALl the gibberish you posted can you write them in simple language?

Maybe you were blind when this season Bayern knocked out Arsenal , BvB molested EPL champs Man City and Schalke rimmed Assanal again

Everton abeg knack dem akpako wella

So Okupe don dey change his words?

Stegomiah: TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON

16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.

Sorry my son, Slight correction from Mum

When dealing with Nigerian girls replace flower with Blackberry, BIS, Brazilian hair, Chicken and chips, Suya, Indian hair, Money, Money and more money

basically with money you can never go wrong with Naija babes

Stegomiah: 12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship..

12 is not true.

A woman cant have a peniis and release sperm

Na so Naijeriya take turn to Banana republic under Retarddeen and his clueless friends

folahann: I like your style of accepting defeat. You just divert the arguement. We're talking about leagues here and you ended up mentioning NT.


Talking about 2 German teams in semi-final, I thought you said it wasn't a big deal when 3 EPL teams did the same. I guess it now the biggest thing ever.

If you can use your brains to think and not spend your whole thought on how to sleep with Fabregas you would be able to grasp basic sentences.

When 3 English sides made it How many of those players were English?

Compare now to when two German sides made the semis and How many players in their sides are German.

If thinking is too difficult you can subcontract it out

Nothing is wrong with Retardeen He is naturally clueless

So no be him fault na nature he had no shoes and no brains

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uch90: . The woman is uneducated currently doing petty trade, she has an o level sertificate which is not fetching her any farely paid job, according to her she said her husband have not been able to raise a considerable amount of money for her to do a better business.

Are you the woman? Cos with your English sef we no know the difference

ABIA criminals: Ita a lie Its TA Orji and the president that needs amnesty from us

This country has become a comedy series

Then why cant our Retardeed and clueless president order his arrest

The same President who became spokesman for MEND on October 1 bombing

What happened to IBB and Dokpesi regarding the october 1 Bombing

Assuming your husband thought he still has 10k in his wallet stops at Petrol station and buys fuel of 8k only yo discover half the money is gone

How would he do there? Would he return the fuel he has filled in his car?

WHat belongs to you belongs to your family but should your son also take money from your wallet without telling you?

Money or wealth is very transient

Go check all the so called rich men of those days and where they are today

Some women even left their poor husband to marry those rich men, Go and check what became of them today

In my own side of the world church time usually coincide with the time for the hot Premiership games

And watching football is the highlight of the weekend for me. Dont suggest recording the games cos I would already know scores before coming back

My partner cant understand why I would choose to watch ball instead of church and I cant understand why I would choose to go to church when Man City is playing Chelsea

How we go do am?

Wetin Mbaise women do una

Seun before we start negotiation can we have $24m for the SWest Faction of NBTF so I can appease the warlords

Thieves dem sef wan chop awoof

Hmmm

The culprits must be brought to book

Ishilove: I do, but never deeply. I have never missed a busstop because of sleep. The only time I have ever come close to missing my busstop was some years back. I and some of my coursemates had gone to a certain bar in Maryland, Lagos to hang out. We took nkwobi and cold drinks. I don't take alcohol because I have low alcohol tolerance, but that day, I was feeling funky with myself, so I took two bottles of chilled smirnoff ice. As I swallowed the last mouthful, my head started spinning. I was almost literally carried out of the bar because I could barely stand upright. My peeps led me to the bus that I was to board, put me in the front seat with the driver, paid my t-fare and told the driver which busstop I was to alight.

Immediately I sat down, fell into a very deep sleep and woke up when somebody tapped me and said 'sister, we don reach ya bustop'. I stumbled out of the vehicle, leaving one leg of my shoe in the bus. I would have probably walked home with just one shoe if the same good samaritan had not noticed my feet and run back to the bus to retrieve the forgotten shoe. He took my hands and helped me cross the fairly busy express road. After crossing, he told me that the driver had completely forgotten about me, and if not for him, the driver would have driven me all the way to Ogun state. He had heard when my friends had instructed the driver, and luckily for me, we were going the same direction, so he woke me up when we got there.

After that day, I swore off alcohol totally. Well, almost.

DOnt tell me that guy allowed you to go home by yourself without making you stop by and relaxing for a while at his place

AjanleKoko: Well, Bayern has sent the benchmark by paying 40m Euros for Javi Martinez.

Given Dortmund's run of the last few years, their team is sure to be raided, and their pricing will surely go up.
Barcelona, United, Chelsea, Madrid, etc, in the running? Your guess is as good as mine.

Milan bought Nesta for 30m over a decade ago.

Rio Ferdinand was bought for 30m Pounds = 47m Euros over a decade ago

Thiago Silva was bought by PSG for 42m Euro less than 12 months ago

Madrid Bought Coentrao and Pepe for 30m each

Your Barcelona bought Dani Alves for 35m

Adding Carvalho to Chelsea Thuram to Juve and Jolean Lescott to it

Considering Hummels quality, Age vis a vis some of the above transfer then you would see why 40m isnt a big deal for HUMMELS

I disagree Fashola not in all cases.

The most important attribute of a leader should be to have the interest of your populace at heart

Compare the education of Adams Oshiomole with someone like Emmanuel Uduaghan a Medical Doctor and their achievement in governance over the last 6yrs

Retardeen Jonathan has a PhD for fucckk sake and we can see how he brought extreme cluelessness to governance

coogar: except that this bundesliga is yet to win the champions league in 13 seasons. how is the german league not useless?

Just like the English NT hasnt won any international trophy is 46yrs.

Tell me how English football isnt useless or any better than Togolese football

Don't Mata Hazard etc play on Thursday and weekend as well

But the dud only plays vs gypsies

coogar: there's no gulf in class - torres did not start in both games and torres has scored against these teams too in a blue shirt.

If Torres was competent Benitez would have started him in at least one of those games

Demba Ba na dem BABA

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sapien: Kisser of what? Lips or twin towers?

Lips under the navel

Let MEND go and start with Alhaji Mijahid Asari Dokubo and where he worships then we can take them serious

usbcable: soo you too dey amongst them. SMH.
dont worry he will prostrate next time when he beats your team again like he did with inter milan.

obviously thats why you feel he is an arrogant p.rick

You suppose know say Madrid na Bayerns pet.

We do them anyhow we want

Have you checked who scored the fastest goal in CL history and who was it scored on?