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WHATS WITH THE VICE LIKE GRIP? IN CASE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THIS IS A LADIES HAND AND NOT A FARM TOOL. BTW WHY IS HE LAUGHING DOES HE UNDERSTAND GERMAN

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ZUMA: WHY IS THIS MAN LOOKING SOO CONSTIPATED? EXHALE NIQQA NO ONE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP. AND GRABBING MY HAND LIKE HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

DUDE IN CASE YOU DONT KNOW. I DONT ROCK FELLAS, I ROCK HOES. TOPLESS HOES. NOT THOSE FOR FARMING. YAH DIG?

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BAN KI MOON: CAN THIS DUDE STOP TICKLING MY PALMS? I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS IN HIS CULTURE BUT IN KOREA. TICKLING A FELLOW GUYS PALM AND GETTING AN ERRECTION IS NO GREETING

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JONATHAN: CHINEKEEE OSANOBUA. SEE GRAMMAR. WALAHI THIS GUY HEAD TOO KWARRECT. SEE AS SPEECH SMOOTH FOR HIM MOUTH LIKE SAY I DEY CHOP FISH PEPPERSOUP AND KAIKAI. HOPE THEY WONT ASK ME TO REPEAT WHAT HE SAID. AT LEAST DEM KNOW SAY ME I NO GET SHOES

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THE MIDDLE GUY: WHY IS THIS JONATHAN RUBBING MY ARSE? I HOPE NO ONE CAN SEE HIM GRABBING MY BUT AND HE IS GRINNING

WHAT THOSE PICTURES SAY

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REALLY? AND YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY REPUTED TO BE THE BIGGEST BLACK NATION? LOOKING THIS RETARDED? HE IS READING THE PAGE UPSIDE DOWN

CAN THIS COWBOY SHUT THE FUCCK UP

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See mumu in action

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GEJ: What can I do for you ma.

Hilary : Whats your name

GEJ: They call me Jona, Sometimes Azikwe, or Goofluck, Ibos call me Odechuckwu, Yorubas call me Ademumu, Hausas call me Abdul-clueless, Moslems call me RETARDeen. So you choose anyone.

Hillary: Good. What are you core competences

GEJ: Ask Madam Turai, I can cut grass, catch fish, Wash bra and pant, cook and clean even prepare Akpu. Most importantly I obey orders

Hillary: Thats impressive, Oya lemme see how you can obey. Odechukwu shine your teeth

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Hilary: (Covers nose) Thats ok. Oya close your teeth. Now make sure you appoint Jega as INEC chair he was recommended by CPC and Buhari

GEJ: Yes ma

aryzgreat: my enemy u just made me laf out loud inside BRT bus and look so stu/pid befor commuters! lol dats my Govnor u insulted

LOL.

Dont laff and forget your bus stop ooo

When conductor says Yaba Left, remember to say O WA OOOOOOOOO

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]Ogboye no be Yoruba name again ?[/quote]Since when did Ogboye become a Yoruba name and what does it mean in Yoruba

Elueme: you are the one allowing yourself to be distracted.After any major surgery or illness, it is medically advised that patients pass through a convalescent period, during which sufficient rest is advocated for the body internal mileu to readjust.. Medical personnel are even stricter on this when the patient is a VIP becos no hosp wants her name in the mud by hasty discharge or release of patients because of medicolegal litigations.. This is why the hosp turned down her request of going with her husband to Newyork

Which hospital? We were told she went to relax and she went on vacation. How can someone on vacation be convalescing?

Antivirus92: Peter obi, peter obi,peter obi,peter obi, peter obi, peter obi !

The same Peter Obi that speaks like he swallowed a cat? Or rather he meows like a cat

[quote author=sub_zero]Bro, been a lawyer doesn't guarantee [size=18pt]intelligency.[/size] Fashola may be in my fifth position. Like i said, state your order.[/quote]No wonder

Retardeen Punked once again


This man is now notorious to be a worldwide moro0n.

WHo would take a man wearing black mourning sack clothes and a cowboy hat to address people. They should line him up with Chris Rock, Klint da drunk, I go dye, Baba Suwe and other comedians

Reminds me of this below

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1Dray: You're an he-goat.

Just like you

Looks like Gomez won't be back until early November at the earliest. Apparently the surgery was more complicated than expected

ronkebp: It is also an irresponsible man that will get a hard-on at every nippppllle or clapping bakaasi, ?

Its like saying only an irresponsible man would have an erectiion watching poorn.

Nothing is new under the sun.

Its the fault of both the husband and the wife.

I dont see any reason why a married couple should be separated for upwards of 3yrs. Thats why when you are married and have children its either you find means of travelling with your wife or just stay where you are.

PointB: The ones you referenced are empowered officially, and are paid for what they do. Pray, on which authority is does this retarded slave speak for Gowon?

So who empowered Ojuku officially when he turned himself to IBB and Abachas spokesman

Or is it the Slave and boy-boy gene that was working in the paedophile Ike-eba Ojuku?

The last paragraph in the link you posted says

"However, it was simply too little, too late as Bayern held on and Arsenal were again out of Europe before even the quarter-finals.

I support Fashola to remove all miscreants back to their State of origin.

if you are not a citizen nor contributing anything meaning to lagos then you have to go

Well done ekt bear for schooling that illiterate

Why cant these Igbo criminals go back and rob in their own state.

The same way they killed Cynthia in Lagos

Odunnu: Give me two years notice

Starting from 2010.