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Romance › Re: Substitue For A Wedding Ring? by dayokanu(m): 6:34pm On Oct 18, 2011
Use rubber band or tie rope round your neck
Family › Re: Who Wants To Be A Housewife? by dayokanu(m): 6:31pm On Oct 18, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=784047.msg9362845#msg9362845 date=1318911934]I wasnt talking to you in general or even directing my post at you, but the housewife topic pisses me off anytime I see it.

Trust me, I've met ppl in Unis whose goal is merely to come and find husband, then become housewife. Some women scare me. How do you just sit home all day with no specific aim or goal. The brain cell just go waste.[/quote]It beats me.

I mean why go to High school Go to University incurr loans, Study boring books and end up aspiring to be a housewife.

So what happens when your husband kicks you out, When he starts cheating or beating you, Because you are financially incapable you cant leave

Even money for chewing gum, pad, lipstick you have to wait for him at the door to collect it like a beggar
Romance › Re: Is My Boyfriend Into The Igbo Mafia? by dayokanu(m): 6:25pm On Oct 18, 2011
Op,

Lets flip it around.

If you are talking on the phone with your SPanish friends and you keep talking about money,

Can we also assume you are part of the Bilbao Mafia?
Politics › Re: Fashola Rejects Tinubu's Council Chairmanship Candidates by dayokanu(m): 6:20pm On Oct 18, 2011
Who did Fashola give us?

Tinubu imposed on us a man who is now Nigerias best governor.

What did OBJ give us? Obanikoro, Alao-Akala, OGD, Fayose, Oyinlola, Agagu Segun Oni
Romance › Re: deleted by dayokanu(m): 6:15pm On Oct 18, 2011
Shine her Kongo codedly and import the HIV home after you are back in Naija you would forget her but the HIV would be a souvenir that

I was here
Romance › Re: Guys How Do You React To A Lady's Assault? by dayokanu(m): 6:06pm On Oct 18, 2011
Why should any human being slap another human?

Maybe the ladies should answer what they would do if another lady but much frail and smaller in size slaps them
Politics › Re: Fashola Rejects Tinubu's Council Chairmanship Candidates by dayokanu(m): 5:14pm On Oct 18, 2011
Tinubu gave Nigeria their best Governor ever.

OBJ gave us our worst governors ever.

Who can be worse than Alao-Akala or Obanikoro?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Mingle With Nayah Part 2 by dayokanu(m): 5:12pm On Oct 18, 2011
Deceive? Hell No.

I am arguing with someone here about the size. So we need evidence to back it up
Politics › Re: Osun Gives 50 Hectares Of Land To Farmers For Free by dayokanu(m): 5:01pm On Oct 18, 2011
Is the the grand Ayyatollah of Delta, Short man devil Uduaghan
Politics › Re: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by dayokanu(m): 4:58pm On Oct 18, 2011
Is it true that Anenih has a secret se-x tape with Retardeen and slapped odechukwu for now blowing him well
Politics › Re: Jonathan Depletes Nigeria's Foreign Reserve By $3.5 Billion In 2011 Alone by dayokanu(m): 4:56pm On Oct 18, 2011
Na wa for this [size=18pt]Odechukwu Retardeens[/size] government ooo

Well what does a drunken Sailor Fisherman know other than blowing money irresposibly
Politics › Re: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by dayokanu(m): 4:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
PointB:
Aregbesola spends most of his time in Lagos state
He handpicked commissioners for fashola
he second guesses and micro manages fashola and lagos state affair

so what is the big deal if Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesole gives fashola a little friendly slap on the cheek just to redirect his focus.

I dont know why we are making such a big deal of this issue.

I would say yes! Aregbesola can be over bearing. All rascals are!
Yes we are now convinced its true.

Can you answer the part in bold?

dayokanu:
This is not a question.

It is a known fact that Retardeen Jonathan was abused by Turai Yar'Adua before Pastor Bakare went to liberate him.

He was in charge of cleaning, cooking, pant washing and general houseboy duties.

The question now is that,

Is it true that Yayale Ahmed  dey nyash Patience while Retardeen was hailing "Ran ka deede" Do am wellu wellu" "Give her for mouth and back"
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Mingle With Nayah Part 2 by dayokanu(m): 4:49pm On Oct 18, 2011
Seeing is believing

Imagination deceives
Politics › Re: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by dayokanu(m): 4:48pm On Oct 18, 2011
This is not a question.

It is a known fact that Retardeen Jonathan was abused by Turai Yar'Adua.

He was in charge of cleaning, cooking, pant washing and general houseboy duties.

The question now is that,

Is it true that Yayale Ahmed  dey nyash Patience while Retardeen was hailing "Ran ka deede" Do am wellu wellu" "Give her for mouth and back"
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Mingle With Nayah Part 2 by dayokanu(m): 4:44pm On Oct 18, 2011
If camera can not go lower, Can you then raise your torso higher while leaving the cam in the same position
Politics › Re: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by dayokanu(m): 4:26pm On Oct 18, 2011
PointB:
@Topic

AregbeRascal or AregbeSewer would not twice before doing such thing.

By the way, is there smoke without fire? This 'rumour' couldn't have created itself in a vacuum. With rascals there is certainly more than meet the eyes.
So when a full grown man who also happens to be a SAN is slapped now its the drunk fishermen by fish grill on the creeks supported by Kai-kai, Sapele water and Squadron who would tell us about it.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Come Mingle With Nayah Part 2 by dayokanu(m): 4:19pm On Oct 18, 2011
nayah,

My request is still pending. Lower the camera
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Premier League Champions 2010/11 by dayokanu(m): 4:12pm On Oct 18, 2011
Thorsten Fink coach of Basel has resigned from the Swiss side to join Bundesliga relegation battlers hamburg
Politics › Re: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by dayokanu(m): 4:03pm On Oct 18, 2011
Fashola never complained about being slapped but Egbon razist must moan on his behalf

WHat else did you hear? Aregbesola stole Fasholas dinner?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by dayokanu(m): 4:02pm On Oct 18, 2011
nateevs:
Have you never heard of "Google" ? One thing like this on the internet, where you type anything you are looking and you find different links? Why are u in my a.rsehole all nite?
If you cant do it why not just say and well someone else has done it. If I havent heard of the term google How does that affect the population of lice on your head?

coogar:
successful passes for players or the team as a whole?
go to telegraph sports > football > statistics
For the team as a whole . I am looking for the succesful passes similar to the one Nateevs posted 3 weeks ago. It doesnt look like I am on the right URL

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/8784398/Premier-League-statistics.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by dayokanu(m): 3:23pm On Oct 18, 2011
^^ Coogar, Which site do you ppl get the successful passes stats from?
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Beaf In 2 Words by dayokanu(m): 3:19pm On Oct 18, 2011
Retardeens boyfriend
Politics › Re: "Aregbesola Slapped Fashola" - Is It True? by dayokanu(m): 3:16pm On Oct 18, 2011
Do you think anyone would still pay you your monthly retainership with this senseless story?
Politics › Re: Fashola Rejects Tinubu's Council Chairmanship Candidates by dayokanu(m): 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2011
^^ Definitely OBJ had the interest of the west at heart by bringing forward candidates Like Koro, Akala, OGD, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Fayose, Agagu etc to rule the people.

What kind of rubbish wont I hear on NL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by dayokanu(m): 3:08pm On Oct 18, 2011
[size=18pt]Nateevs for like 2 days now, I don  dey beg you to show me the site you get your succesful passes from still nothing.

Ibime or anyone who has the site where the succesful passes are posted[/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Napoli Vs Bayern Munich (1 - 1) On 18th October 2011 by dayokanu(m): 3:05pm On Oct 18, 2011
Two fans of German football giants Bayern Munich are ahead of the Champions League match at Napoli on Tuesday evening attacked by several people and injured with stab wounds were. It reported the Italian news agency ANSA. Accordingly, the incident occurred on Monday evening. The Bayern supporters at the age of 42 and 47 years have been required medical care and could then leave the hospital again.
http://www.focus.de/sport/fussball/championsleague/ssc-neapel-fc-bayern-muenchen-zwei-bayern-fans-mit-messerstichen-verletzt_aid_675689.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread:Home Of The Blues!!!! by dayokanu(m): 2:51pm On Oct 18, 2011
Nateevs for like 2 days now, I don dey beg you to show me the site you get your succesful passes from still nothing.

Ibime or anyone who has the site where the succesful passes are posted
Nairaland General › Re: Describe Ileke In Two Words by dayokanu(m): 7:26am On Oct 18, 2011
Egbon mi razist, dem say you best someone? Was that Bros Retardeen that you bested

Beaf, I hear someone dey abuse you
Politics › Re: Fashola Rejects Tinubu's Council Chairmanship Candidates by dayokanu(m): 1:43am On Oct 18, 2011
Depilot:
Fashola is not only a lawyer, but a SAN with integrity. And who is is Tinubu?
In a well developed and civilized country, people like Tinubu will be be applying for a facility manager position, may be for a super market and nothing else
For someone that has the below profile and worked at those organisations in a developed and civilized country

Upon graduation with honours and several awards, [size=18pt]Bola Tinubu cut his professional teeth at the American-based Arthur Anderson, Deloitte Haskins and Sells (now called Deloitte Haskins and Touche) and GTE Service Corporation - the largest Communication and Utility Company in the United States of America.[/size]

Meanwhile, at Deloitte Haskins and Sells, the young and professional Bola broadened his experience by participating in the auditing and management consultancy services of General Motors, First National Bank of Chicago, Procter and Gamble, International Harvester, GEC and other Fortune 500 firms.

On his return to Nigeria and with his international experience in Financial Management, [size=18pt]young Bola joined Mobil Producing Nigeria as a Senior Auditor before he retired as the company’s Treasurer[/size].
http://asiwajubolatinubu.com/about/index.html
Romance › Re: Please Help, I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Is A Drunkard by dayokanu(m): 12:29am On Oct 18, 2011
Thank God for her life
Fashion › Re: Why Do You Wear Sunglasses? by dayokanu(m): 12:25am On Oct 18, 2011
I have trick glasses that makes me see everyone naked
Politics › Re: Jonathan Depletes Nigeria's Foreign Reserve By $3.5 Billion In 2011 Alone by dayokanu(m): 12:21am On Oct 18, 2011
Who did I insult? COs I dont remember insulting you.

BTW Retardeen is not an insult its just a perfect description of Odechukwu Jonathan

analogous to calling Bill Gate a geek, Zukerberg a whizkid, Warren Buffet a sage and osama a terrorist

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