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All this work just to reduce gas?

Abeg make we dey gas dey go just cover your nose

^^ bros it was Koko yato si koko

And he didnt say omotola yansh bigger, He said i like Omotola cos people like her

^^ WHo released you from your cage?

oyb:
where is the picture of the notorious 'mamman nur' ?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/515553_Goodluck_Jonathan444_jpg1db2cb8f683674e4f03d73bec9525467

Aka

1. Raymond Dokpesi
2. Henry Okah
3. Chima Orlu
4. Ben Jessy

which one?

Odechukwu retardeen Jonathan? The MEND spokesman?

Isnt it funny that the same people who called YarAdull, Called Abacha OBJ and IBB names have suddenly turned into angels?

The same people who called ex office holders( Ex Head of states and VP) like IBB, Atiku, Buhari etc several degrading names yet comes now to tell us something about Odechukwu retardeen Goofluck Jonathan

So this is Odechukwu retardeens way of solving Boko Haram issue?

See as Odechukwu retardeen Jonathan is victimising disabled people, He just went to raid one disabled school to look for suspects

Odechukwu retardeen Jonathan said he was on top of Boko Haram bombs and he is still shinning teeth like roasted corn to chill with Mikel Obi

[quote author=Idi-Amin link=topic=749077.msg9051784#msg9051784 date=1314840827]My presido no even wear shoe, disgrace, whole presido dey walk barefoot [/quote]So when he told us he has no shoes we should know it was by choice, cos he cant tell us now that he cant afford shoes.

And he even had time to grant Mikel audience to "thank him" for dads release, when would he grant such audience to Boko Haram

Op,

Just phock him and he would leave you alone at least pussy no dey read meter and your bf wont know

You have to compensate the guy for all the time and energy he has expended on you for 6yrs

Maybe you should look at things from the employers point of view

Ifyalways would give you a list

Give me his email and I would tell him to shift so I can shine your kongo wella like it has never been shined before

armyofone:
everly so twisted

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/cP4yAnbtDZE&ob=av2e[/flash]

folahann:
I wonder what Dayokanu will say about Mario Gomez or "Schwarzenegger" if any of them mistakenly land in Arsenal one day.

First of all none of Bayern star players would ever play for Arsenal in their prime, How can someone leave Oxford for Iree poly.

Mario Gomez the 3rd best striker in Europe behind Messi and Ronaldo play for Arsenal or Schweini one of the best CM play for Arsenal?


Wake up and stop deceiving yourself, Use cold water to wash your face

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9051233#msg9051233 date=1314831383]You are trying to get me to believe donkeys sit on chairs.

11:49pm and you are on the Arsenal thread, Dayo. You love this team as much as I do, stop being a girl about it.
You are trying to get me to believe donkeys sit on chairs.

11:49pm and you are on the Arsenal thread, Dayo. You love this team as much as I do, stop being a girl about it.[/quote]Are you this reetardedd that you have to post same thing twice.

Jeez, No be your fault na those wey bring Hinternet to Aro hospital

kandiikane:
I only shine my kongo with only one man and it is  not you. .

My shining skills no get part 2.

taste me and you would know that God is great

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=716327.msg9051116#msg9051116 date=1314829803]Fergie's new signing is not Cleverly,it is the new way your players press for the ball and close up the space without the ball.The harrying and tempo is blistering.Whether it can be maintained throughout the season is another issue entirely.

What killed Arsenal on Sunday wasn't inexperience alone,it is the way Man U had 3-4 players pressing the ball and closing the space.Add to that the blistering space of Young and Nani and Man U's place in EPL is 'almost' unshaken.

City though,until they hire a Hiddink/Jose may be resigned to playing second fiddle.I may be proved wrong.

I do not see any EPL team making much "noise'' in the UCL imho.[/quote]I think Citeh would do well and draw favouring they might make quarters. No team wants to meet Citeh cos they have probably a top 4 squad in the whole of Europe.

Football has changed now, the new form of defence is closing down space. thats why Barcelona dominates possesion, They harry you like Rottweillers. Thats why they can play a game without a natural defender and still win

coogar:
where is debosky to come and tell us how much wenger spent buying these 2nd hand products?

watch Debo convince us it was a succesful transfer season buying those useless Buy one get one free, Bend down select players

They bought 9 players 0 world class, 0 International class.

Isnt it better to buy 4 true religion jeans, than to buy 25 ABIBAS jeans

A Useless club would always be useless sha.

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9051140#msg9051140 date=1314830055]WE ARE THE ARSENAL, WE ALWAYS WILL BE A BIG CLUB[/quote]Are you Klint the drunk in disguise?

Almost fell off my chair

mukina2:
4 year deal for arteta , going to buy him for my fantasy league

na why I beat you black and blue be dat, be buying useless players up and down

mukina2:
oh dayo ohhh dayo ooooh dayo  

Are you cuuuming?

coogar:
arsenal look good for the Europa cup places.
[center] sczcesny
sagna vermaelen mertesacker santos
arteta song
walcott wilshere gervinho
van r@pist[/center]

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mukina2:
dayo and coogar need new toys to play with 

I have you as my toy already no need for another

Hmm

Love is in the air

Funmi no fall my hand oo

kandiikane:
You nor well. .You sef nor well

Your kongo would make me well

proudly9ja:
^^^ the site don crash. I don't expect any update there though, not till tomorrow

IN: Arteta, Benayoun, Santos, Young, Per, Gervinho

OUT: Cesc, Nasri, Bendtner(?)

Clichy, traore, Eboue nko?

I wished the Man Utd 8-2 trashing had come after the transfer window shut

toba:
ok. make i go try my luck

No be try luck o, You must get am. Bayern fans no dey carry last

kandiikane:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . .

All I know is highly trained professional and truthful doctors have told me my ovaries are fresh and fertile

And let me verify the doctors claim, If I shine your kongo for 2weeks straight we would know if those docs are liars or truthful people

duduspace:
Totally understandable, you haven't seen your Vet lately.  

You see the vets? really? For bestiality enhancing drugs?

kandiikane:
lol, that is disgusting.

My doctor said I can have children and that my womb and ovaries are fresh and fertile. .

Thats what doctors say, they usually give ppl hope.

Even if doctors see someone who would die in 2 hrs they would say she is fine

Come here and let me lockbush you for 2 weeks to verify your doctors claim

toba:
Dk abeg facebook link nko?

Ask her now, I don give you the 411, Soon you go ask me to help strip her in bed for you and insert my kini first

You sef do some work

loyika:
Dayo

Translation-YOU ARE A MONKEY!! Besides whats happening in HOLLYWOOD FC , Heard Ribery has itchy feets

Is he sticking those feets in your Anus?

FC Hollywood is just fine top of the league while one hopeless club is London is languishing in 17th spot on the back of 6 trophyless campaigns

coogar:
https://i52.tinypic.com/vowjv9.gif

Rooneys second freekick was better where he was Transfixed like someone struck by lightening

duduspace:
You don't need to, your chest thumping delivers the message loud and clear.  

You have something to say SMEAGOL?

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9050747#msg9050747 date=1314826269]But you bray professionally  [/quote]Says the career 1d10t

loyika:
Now i know why Nazikanu hates this guy He looks like a Human Being!!

@ Dayo, sorry heard about your loss of the main role in "The Return of The Planet of The Apes" TRAGIC!!

GOONER 89

what message are you trying to communicate? Cos what you typed sounds retardeeed, I bet dipo+ can understand and probably edoyad

BTW can you ask someone to translate cos I dont speak Gorrila