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toba:
can i open a thread titled aloy emeka i like to meet you?

She might run away but you can still try it, She is a very shy person and very different from her NL persona

kandiikane:
This is not about tightness or shining kongo but if she can bear fruit and provide the next generation of Tobas?

Tightness means it has barely been used and the womb would still be in perfect conditions unlike some teenage girls whose mileage is high and visit abortion clinics like they are going to the bathroom

She would love it, Just tell her you would like to know heer better

She loves acting weird and funny but if you her persistent you would see that she would be one of your best lay ever

kandiikane:
Is tpia's womb still working?

Have you tried shining her kongo before asking that question?

Wayy tighter than most ppl

Toba, Just stalk Aloyemeka small on NL and she would give you her details

She is angry at me currently so dont mention my name when talking to her

Funmi or tpia would be perfect

[quote author=dipo+ link=topic=743413.msg9050259#msg9050259 date=1314822136]You are just a donkey. You said best 5 players last year and you include cesc fabregas. Mschew[/quote]Everyone on this board knows you are reetarded thats why no one takes you serious

You named 5 Arsenal players and excluded the captain, the PFA footballer of the month of December and a member of PFA team of the year

Surely you should be the mascot for dementia

kandiikane:
^^Just take time the thing you use to lock bush doesn't drop off. .

@toba, my assignment?  

If it drops off inside your bombo no wahala, I wont even mind leaving my dick in your chapa permanently

debosky:
The only kaka they are getting is horse shiite.

So you know more about Arsenal than Arsenal supporters?

Despite  all of Djourou and Koscielny's problems, no one wanted them to leave as such, we just wanted others ahead of them in the squad.

The only defenders with lower regard at Arsenal are Squillaci/Eboue. . . .but then again, it doesn't take a lot to do that.

The only year Clichy featured as 'one of Arsenal's best players' was in 2008.

Are you serious no one wanted Djourou to leave? The only time anyone had anything positive to say about his whole stay at Emirates was for 2 months between January and March this year

Cesc and nasri were never your best players?

I knew all GAYYners are deluded, thats why another team dey whoop you 8-2

Useless team hopeless coach , brainless fans

armyofone:
oh, laughing to hard. well, the best is what i wish the OP . . . the kind of life above is borrow everything to cook family meals?
odikwa egwu

^^ Yes sweetie

Also your wife wont be able to moan or scream while phocking cos she might be disturbing the neighbour

You have to wake up by 4am to queue and use bathroom,.

Your neighbour while sleepwalking might enter your room and pounce on your wife thinking she his

You learn how to curse people cos cusses are what you wake up to every morning

kandiikane:
Who resurrected this thread?

Na toba.

kandiikane:
You have not done the assignment I asked you to do. .

which assignment? Ar wan lockbush na you

toba:
Dk why didnt u enter any of them? abeg try conect me with that funmi abeg. we would talk about tpia later

I get too many on my hands and they were sworn enemies of some of my NL wives

debosky:
All of a sudden Clichy and Eboue are now part of our best players?

Those are the type of best players I like to lose.

Regardless of how much you love to deny it, 3 of those 4 departed were some of your bst players

If you list your best 5 players last yr 2 or 3 of them would be in it.

Clichy as bad a defender as he is, He still happens to be one of your best and most regular defenders last season

Djourou, Sagna, Kolscieny Squilacci and Clichy?

ritchboy:
Shhhh, Wenger is God!

I actually feel Gervinho can do better than Nasri on the wings, I'd take Santos/Jenkinson over Clichy/Eboue anyday, no CB left so Per is actually a massive bonus, ditto Young and Ox.

The only major snag is Cesc, I'd have loved someone like Martin coming in but you know what they say, "Arsene knows"

S how would this years team compare to last in terms of quality

toba:
Dk im just 30 nah. so u mean despite tpia being old model, her mileage isnt more than 4000km? shes a grade A tokunbo then. what about funmi? is she still available?

If you are 30 then tia is not older than you. and she has the mileage of a 15-16yr old almost cha-cha tear rubber

Funmi I am not sure, she didnt have a boyfriend as at May this year but I dont know now, But the girl set die.

armyofone:
na wah, i pity the woman in your life  

Why are you pitying yourself love?

Hey Sugar

toba:
Aloy wetin? So she be woman and yoruba? sey she fine?

Aloy-emeka aka Funmi na very fine chic, She is Yoruba I think she is from Ife self. She dey live for US

Tpia gini? shes older than me. i want young blood

How old are you? But tpia looks very young for her age and she has very low mileage too, way lower than most teenagers on NL

armyofone:
close this thread down!!!

Hey sweerie is it time for us to get under the sheets and so our thang?

I am waiting for the window to end so Debo and Dudu can defend those signings

Arsenal with nasri, Clichy and Cesc were not good enough for any title

Now Arsenal - (Cesc+ nasri+ Clichy +Eboue)

Assuming they didnt sell anyone and brought in Per, Santos, gervinho and Young, one might think they might challenge but in this situation where they lost their best players and broought in some Jenkinson, Chamberlain, Young, Mertersacker and Santos

I dey laff

Ok Make I give you Funmi, She is also known as Aloy-emeka or do you want tpia?

Nigeria we hail thee

^^ I am sure you wont mind if the fat is in the Deeyykk

Enough ooo

E no easy

kokoye:
Aiye ni DayoKanu o.

Oluwa ma fi wa l'aiye lowo o!

Aaaaamin.

The rotund picture of you is safe with me

I would tell how your 6 packs became 2pac

kokoye:
lol

Dayo, aiye le o!

se I dey lie ni?

I trust you sha

Kokoye Aiye ko le, Awa eniyan la le.

Outstrip:
So the oranges and water is what is giving you a serious wedgie. I don't care if they were selling used condoms. They were under the protection of their parents. Empty barrell. Who cares if I have been in the US for 150 years. It is a choice. A CHOICE. I am a citizen of the god damn world. If you don't like it then hug a flipping transformer. There is such a thing as an inferior human being and you are the poster child.

Would it be better if those kids in the picture have their mothers around while they hawk?

kokoye:
Guilty as charged . . but loving it.

I'm well fed . . not fat.

You want me to release your picture to the public?

So we can have 95% votes in SE and SS Zimbabwe too?

1. Raymond Dokpesi
2. Henry Okah and gang
3. Chima Orlu
4. Ben Jessy

What happened to those suspects above

The way yar Adua was able to stop them?

Was Odechukwu Retardeen Jonathan able to stop his MEND brothers ?

Seun:
How are militants going to counter Boko Haram exactly?
By killing more innocent people?
When did terrorist groups start caring about the killing of innocents?

President Odechukwu Retardeen Jonathan and other MEND supporters claims that MEND are good terrorist, They denonate good bombs and dont kill innocents they kill guilty civilians

Like those killed at Atlas Cove and October 1.

I laugh in JOHN TOGO

Lets pray for terrorist and criminals to come out and confess

slimshay:
Debosky, haha! I remember how they used to attack Gilberto Silva because he wasn't copping yellows. True story. Faj tv room, I'm sure na dem DK dey do thing

Donkeyanu, maybe I ought point it to you Ferdinand went almost a whole season without copping a foul. Not even yellow. Moomoonee!

3 in. Sit back, relax, we are on a roll! Captain VP is keeping it short. . .welcome so and so. Na my own official news source be that

And compare the trophies won by Yellow collecting DM like Vieira and Keane to Silva

^^ They signed Adebayor and are releasing Crouch

if water don carry the lion comot nko?