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How can I zip up when my zip don spoil. Shut up? Stick those nicely shaped mammalia into my mouth and I would be quiet

Odunnu:
You need Jesus!

Come to my bed and tell me how i can get Jesus

Hey

where ahave you been.

if you call this a disaster and still finished ahead of GAYYners then it must really suck to be a GAYYner

Odunnu:
Who do you this thing?

Na you do me this strong thing

LadyT:
Dont worry Dayo I have a rusty sword to sort out this your 24/7 erect kini.

You want to cut it and take stick it in permanently? Dont be selfish, what would happen to odunnu and co

^^ Hopefully i would lose it to you

LadyT:
Are we doing this again and no one thought to tell me

Cos we would be having our private party in my room

LadyT:


Dayo dayo Dayo how many times did I call you? Why the thing dey grip you like this?

Cos you dey tighten your wall on my kini thats why e dey grip me like that

armyofone:
it will be nice for the OP to carry handbag filled with floss and give them out for free to the girl. no need for them to call but it will be automatically be refilled
travel with a box load of floss

I would never complain about kissing your n11ppl3s

armyofone:

dayo you sure say you never make some gal single mom, dey here dey yarm aramaic

You are tops on my list of ppl to make moms.

You have been declining my invite for weeks now

Reports have it that Bayern have signed Nils Peterson

jmaine:
If that militant camp belongs to John Togo then the JTF have the exclusive right to flush them out . .John Togo is a wanted man and anything linked to him deserves the attention of the Armed forces. . . . But why can't equal measures be meted out to the Boko haram sects . . . though their guerrilla warfare style makes them evasive as you can't identify them among the populace but adequate information gathering will be key . .the boko haram are careless and not as organized as the Niger delta criminals so should be easy meat to the military

Only sour points is that when the jets start rolling in . .the casualty of the innocents do occupy alarming figures

Maybe Govt should give Boko haram amnesty and monthly salary like they do to MEND

If in Chelseas worst season they are still ahead of Arsenal in their best season (According to duduface)

Can they impeach OBJ too?

I would tell my mommy for you

coogar:
where is mumuface and his daft predictions? man utd were supposed to drop out of the top four this season, weren't they? their youths are not even good enough and yet arsenal with the best youth players are still where they were in 2005----> six years without a trophy!

He is busy concocting other predictions.

We are waiting for the next set to come out of his smeagol faced mouth

Maybe slap is a way of saying good morning.

Watch Mr Bones movie

Are you earthling? Cos I can see you especially when taking your bath

edoyad:
Erm, a certain la liga player called Lionel messi, or wait a minute, he scored . . . .

Its a known fact that you are demented.

Tell me if messi played as a top striker and if he played 7 World cup games.

Can one expect anything different from the poster child of dementia?

ifyalways:
A child,i can understand but once it gets to 2 or more,I'm picking my shoes.

Did I not tell you that i have 17 kids from 75 women?

The problem with the Arses is WenGAY himself, he is a poor coach simples

HNIC:
Hard having any debate with someone that asks his questions and answers them
Why are you asking me if he's world class.
[b]We are talking about you saying he has never scored 12 goals before.[/b]Who cares about Darren Bent?why bring him into talks about RVP
you guys have brought little pea,berba, . .now hernandez. . .am waiting 4 the next idyot to bring in rasheed yekini or Abedi Pele

Whats wrong with the statement? When he said it, Van Persie has never scored 12 league goals.

Shebi dem tell us that its because SS has not been allowed to rule thats why militants dey fight?

So what now?

HNIC:
@Starboard
please get lost from this vicinity and continue googling RVP(thot u were a busy man).
Please answer this question, when did RVP start playing as an arrow head striker for Arsenal and not as a second striker.(counting games where RVP came in 2 minutes to the end expecting him to score a hattrick)
Abeg , stop diplaying stupidity here

---------------------Games Started--------Goal scored
2004/2005 -------------18--------------------10
2005/2006--------------21-------------------11
2005/2007--------------25-------------------13
2007/2008--------------21-------------------10
2008/2009--------------36-------------------20
2009/2010--------------17-------------------10
2010/2011--------------24-------------------20

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/player/_/id/18858/robin-van-persie?cc=5901

NEEDLESS TO ADD THAT THIS SAME VAN PERSIE SCORED 1 GOAL IN 7 WORLD CUP GAMES!!!!!!!

Show me one TOP STRIKER in a World cup who started 7 games and scored a goal yet deserved the World class status

swiftycool:
@dayo, Never underestimate what society has done even to u. Have u ever wondered why single mums are not common in islamic societies? No they dont abort them, because thats even another punishment both 4 doc & paitient. Society made those "die for Allah" suicide bombers what they are and how they live. change a persons immidiate society and you most likely would change their ideals. Ever wonderd y the villagers R more honest n down to earth than city dwellers? Ans:The less corrupted society they grew up in!

You grew up in the same society that drug dealers grew up in. People choose to be whatever they want to be.

Every irresponsible person in the world has a neighbour who grew up in the same environment and chose to be responsible.

HNIC:
What of DB10? was he that prolific.

UEFA Euro 1992 Top Scorer
UEFA Euro 1992 Team of the Tournament
Dutch Footballer of the Year: 1991, 1992
Dutch Football Talent of the Year: 1990
Eredivisie Top Scorer: 1991, 1992, 1993
UEFA Cup Top Scorer: 1994
PFA Team of the Year: 1998
FWA Footballer of the Year: 1998
PFA Players' Player of the Year: 1998
BBC Goal of the Season: 1998, 2002
FIFA World Cup 1998 Team of the Tournament: 1998


Those are Dennis bergkamps achievements. Can you count the number of "Top scorers" there? Now tell me what prolific is if that isnt prolific. Its even a shame to compare someone like that to Van Persie

Also tell me the number of times he won Dutch footballer of the year, Mind you those were years when Van basten, Rijkaard, Gullit and Koeman were still at their prime.

Sagna has been linked to Bayern.
If he goes, we will hear you describe him as the best right back in the world, but at Arsenal, for you, he will always be sh&t.
abeg!

Currently Sagna is an above average player and I dont think he would amount to anything more than that. Write this down.

naah, you guys made it seem as if he would never hit more than 12 in a season till he finishes his careerAbeg, make we hear word.
Why don't you let readers know half of the time,(or 75% of the time) he's been injured

!


The only thing I remember saying is that he has never scored more than 12 league goals and he is a failure as a striker. Nothing he has done up till now would change that.

if by Next season he scored 75goals I might change my opinion of him.

Its also stupid to brandish stats from january claiming if he had played all season. Listen to this, berbatov started 8 league games between Nov 26 and January ending he scored 13 goals in the process So we can use that same argument for Berbatov that if he had started all the games this season bla bla bla.

Same with hernandez who was a sub earlier on

Secretary isnt that another name for a receptionist or clerk?

SGF = Receptionist or Clerk to the FG

I dey laff

^^ Are you really this reetarded or you are trying to act it? Cos reasoning like that is what you expect from dope2much and folahann

HNIC:
You scummie friends said RVP has never scored a dozen goals in a league season. . .and he has 16 already since January.(half a season)

Yes . As at the time they made that Argument, RvP has never scored more than 12 league goals so its a statement of fact.

After almost a decade as a professional footballer this is all he can achieve then he is a shame to Holland.

RvP world class? That can only be accepted from reetarded and deluded folks

swiftycool:
Dayo, u seem vexed up about single moms of ages 13 to 17? These by most standards are still kids, often careless, ignorant or not well learned about results of their actions till they go astray. personally i believe a child ought to b well trained as well as monitored. its unfair to blame kids 4 getting wayward when newspapers celebrate pics of unclothed girls & random sex is being glorified on tv. D nation leads them to it yet turns around complaining. Am actually glad the poor girls didnt kill their babies!

Maybe we should blame the nation for the kids who also become thieves, assasins, gang members, r@p1sts etc.

Infact for all crimes in the world we can blame the system. Aint there kids like them who didnt fall into the crime or wrongdoing?

90 girls got pregnant in one HS, Next yr again a similar number would get preggers and we should call thm heroines for not learning from the mistake of the previous ones.

Every youth out there can do wrong and blame the society for it.

If someone kills ppl he can blame the media for showing movies of Schwarzenegger killing others right?

Can this asswipe just stop embarassing his lineage?

A list of players who played the World cup finals include Edson Braafield, Eljero Elia, Gregory Van der Wiel I guess we can call them World class too?

The only 2 Dutch players that can qualify for World class status are Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder. Possibly Mark Van Bommel

Van R@p1st is one of the dregs of the team who just completed the numbers

[quote author=Kilode?! link=topic=665346.msg8302929#msg8302929 date=1305169480]^^ Your Grand Uncle left so many memorable quotes

I now see where you humor came from.[/quote]That was why he was so reverred and loved at the Federal House of rep before he went back to become Premier of the West