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I dey laugh

I dey laugh oooo

We rascals from the South West are now seriously laughing

We dey laugh oooo

Whats TVC, Abeg make I call my family to confirm jare.

Before we see Abracadabra


Eleru gbe eru e ooo Akala carry your load.

Curfew for what?

Abeg make dem free us to celebrate.

Akala better renovate Agodi prisons on time

OAMJ,

You mean before Ibadan South West result, PDP was leading?

Eko Ile, Gbawe and co

Can you get it to the ACN top dogs to organize a "Rascals are laffing" or "We dey laff" rally where all South Westerners can really laff

naijababe:
Thinking out loud. Does this mean Ebora Owu will move to Minna or wherever? Now, I just begin dey laugh.  

He would become Ebora Owerri and go and meet his Obusanjo family. Abeg ACN should organise a We dey laff rally

Remii:
It is official in Oyo AKALA IS GONE OUT OF AGODI


ACN = 420854

PDP = 387132

E wa woo , E wa wooo, E wa wo oun to lugbala se, E wa wo oun tolugbala se

Aji sebi Oyo laari, Oyo ki se bi baba enikankan

Blazay your comments are very spot on and its giving me a hard on,

Can you sneak out of your husband house so we can have a quickie?

Thats my way of rewarding your well thought out post.

Let OP siddon there dey complain

E ku oriire eyin omo Oduduwa.

Orunmila a gbe wa o.

Awon Orisha Ilu wa ko ni fi wa sile.

A ti gba awon madaru si igbo, Awon Alokiolohunkigbe.

Lagos- Check
Ogun- Check
Osun- Check
Ekiti- Check
Oyo- Double Check

let us enjoy our brooms while other enjoy their PDP

Ori wa a ja fun wa o

ori agbe ja fun agbe, ori Aluko ja fun Aluko

[flash=600,500]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/JBxreBgrJSA&feature=fvst[/flash]

Well Schalke was never in the class on maure and would have been an upset of epic proportions for them to go through

macfarland:
Who is saying the election was free and fair? T.A Orji locked out all the opposition using Federal troops in Abia State to intimidate voters. I cant believe my eyes where after casting our vote in my polling unit and about to be counted, 5 millitary men drove in and carried the ballot bush away in ward 5 in Mbutu Village Osisoma Ngwa. Same thing happen in virtually every polling both in Ngwa Land where APGA had his strong hold. Can you imagine that T.A Orji went as far as locking the Amighty B.B Apugo in a house who has been against his candidature? In short Abia is a doomed State. It is so sad how Orji has been able to muscle his way and forced himself on Abia people.[size=18pt] No thanks to Dame Patience Jonathan who came here claiming how she is related to Orji and Umuahia people[/size]. Orji was aware that he will go to jail from 29th of May if he fails to stay back in power. Thats why he made it a do or die affair. He decided powerful few from Ngwa Land that he will hand power over to Ukwa Ngwa people after his 4 yrs tenure. The likes of Senator Nkechi Nwogu and Senator Enyinna Abaribe agreed to mortgage the soul of Abia to a non performing ex civil servant who has been a stooge of OUK and the mother in the past. In 2003, we fought hard to make Enyinna Abaribe Governor, yet same pple that stopped him are the pple he is dining with now in the premise they will make him Governor come 2015. Abaribe  and Nkechi Nwogu have sold out the Ngwa pple just for them to be rigged back as senators. Now that they have all gotten what they wanted and T.A Orji has won, let them go ahead and bury the Carcass of Abia State. They dont seem to have opposition. The millitary stationed in Abia to fight kidnapping are free used to fig elections and the new millatary barracks in Ohiaofia is now the new INEC office in Abia State. No wahala. God you refused to hear our prayers in Abia. I guess God seem not have any business in governance to continue to allow pple like these men to suck Abia dry.
T.A Orji, congratulation, yyou and your son Chinedu. All the evil you and your wife and son Chinedu with the help of Uche Chukwumerije who has been in the corridor off power sing the days of IBB, and to you Abaribe and Nkechi Nwogu, you guys go back to Abuja and continue eating Abia money and suppressing the good pple of Ngwaland and Abia as a whole. I know that the next time you will return from Abuja will be in four years when T.A Orji will handover to Abaribe. On till then we will see if this same T.A Orji will not disappoint. No matter how long it takes, i just know that T.A Orji and Orji Kalu will never run away from justice. Keep staying in power. Keep manipulating the judicial system to your favor, one day you all will get judgment. To all my fellow Abians, Our Aba traders, itt is really a sad news that T.A Orji will be in power in the next 4 yrs. But what can we do nothings! We have resigned to faith and watch them. T.A Orji kept on promising Heaven and earth during is campaign. It is just obvious he is not going to do nada.  Devil you are welcome to the throne of Abia, you are now free to continue to do anything you like but please do not tamper with our soul for the next four years you will sit here! We one might have a chance to decide who will be our Gorvernor in Abia!

Jonathan again? I thought it was buhari the demon

6yrs don waka, You still dey trophyless at Emirate

How Styl Plus take sing that song sef?

Aji sebi oyo laari, oyo ki ise bi baba eni kan kan

We dey laff oo

Aji sebi Oyo laari, Oyo ki ise bi baba eni kan kan

JUO:
u wey dey inside isoko bush dey tell us say delta state calm? u know where ekpan dey. go there whether dem go see your dead body burry

Buhari Almajiris don reach Delta again?

Enjoy PDP for another 4 yrs

E jo nitori olorun oooo

Akalamagbo must not enter

I hope this is true and PDP's hold on the SE gets reduced

If Ajimobi wins I would host all Nairalanders to a party on the Politics sections lots of music and food

DEEHASAL:
OGO-OLUWA LGA,

The Independent National Electoral Commision(INEC) officer in Ogo-Oluwa local government area of Oyo state has announced the entire result of governorship election in the area after massive rigging and snatching of ballot boxes by suspected PDP thugs in the area. Also at Orita Naira polling unit was also cancelled in Ogbomoso North LGA.

Any updates

Hmmm

oddy4real:
figure from Ogbomosho shows PDP leads ACN with over 97,000 votes. PDP. . . POWER!!!

Are you sure?

isquar3d3:
dayokanu, i'm sure u'v seen onigidigbo. Looking 4ward 2 boxing. Anyway, d reason y i think d ngi

Next is ijakadi ward, Emu ward and bolekaja ward

chamotex:
We shouldn't reach too much into that performance.
It was fantastic . . . . but let's not get carried away, Schalke were absolutely poor. Prolly the worst I've seen in a CL Semi.

That can be excused if you didnt watch Lyon vs Bayern last season
or
Arsenal vs Man Utd 2009

[quote author=Mr_TA link=topic=567773.msg8209923#msg8209923 date=1303854111]Anyways, Can SAF still try to steal Neuer from Bayern pls, ok thanks bye.[/quote]Come tiff am na

Schalke goalkeeper and reported Manchester United target Manuel Neuer has ruled out a move abroad, amid claims of Bayern Munich interest.

The Germany number one still has over a year left to run on his contract with the Royal Blues, who are keen to tie him down to a new deal to warn off the likes of Bayern.
However, Neuer is not yet fully convinced about his future in Gelsenkirchen given Schalke's failure to compete in the Bundesliga this season.

But he is adamant he wants to stay in Germany - even with reported interest from the likes of Manchester United.

"I definitely want to win the Bundesliga once in my career," he said.

"I can go abroad twice a year, once for a summer holiday and once for a winter holiday, but whether I need to go abroad to play football - some players say you do, but I see things differently."

http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/bundesliga/story/Schalke-goalkeeper-Neuer-keen-to-stay-in-Germany

isquar3d3:
yeah baksonlee. Its true. Confirmed. I guess goodluck wil just gv her back her position. I dn't think her husband wld care, or wld he really divorce her if joe gves her back a ministerial post?.

Where did you get the info from.

Your friend has posted result from Onigbale ward that ACN won?

Soon he would post from Oni-umbrella ward that PDP won

baksonlee:
Got this on twitter

RESULT ANAMBRA CENTRAL SENATORIAL DISTRICT Dora Akunyili (APGA)-2998 Chris Ngige (ACN)-4199#NigeriaDecides Dr Chris Ngige is Senator-elect. (Nigeria Decides)

Hope this is true

isquar3d3:
dayokanu, abeg no kill me wit laughter. I think i'v had enough for 1 day. Dat aze guy is mental. U jst need 2 see previous posts 2 convince u. Shalanga, really?

Abi you no see the guy? The guy funny die.