Let's discuss Crypto currency sir

Dear Tailors,

No time for pleasantries, I am perplexed.... Omo I dey vex!
One quick question, during the time of your internship or training, did your master/oga also include in the curriculum "How craft the perfect lie to make your client wait longer" or "How to collect materials and abandon them till the dying minutes". Because I don't understand how you guys will collect cloth and advance money when you still have other pending jobs to do and then proceed to abandon the new job somewhere in man's land where you can never it untill you are packing out of the shop.

My beautiful material I bought and the design I painstakingly choose just to wear and impress my girlfriend's family has all gone to waste.

Your fellow colleague, the upcoming Lai Mohammed has been posting me since forever, now the D-Day for the occasion I am going to wear Ankara of 2001 that has faded more than Buhari's memory.

How do you people sleep at night? Do you have an "anti-curse" protection device? What gives you people the boldness to lie just like that as if it is breathing to you.

Well let me stop here for now, but before I go, E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA!
.............
Frustrated Customer


Nairalanders if you have any funny experience with tailors or how to tackle these set of monsters, please kindly share so I can learn.

Let me support a brother with my last card I'll be in your dm shorty Adako

You don come again You for kuku off pant na.... yeye dey smell Lol. Wish you success in your career sha, aje, you go see client

Kwamecron:
50k

Bros you wicked o

try dey put price

daddio:


Have you tried Autodesk Sketchbook, Adobe Draw or IbisPaint X?

Though Autodesk Sketchbook is easier (somehow)

I'm still a learner though.

Sketchbook is my fav but my current phone can't support it, it keeps crashing so I use Medibang now. not a fan of Ibis

daddio:
Which app d'u used?

Medibang

This your grammar sef is enough to break Nigeria into 3654 pieces

Savageman:
Isorrite...
My highest salary na 20k monthly, when local man bin dey do cleaner for first bank, as tinz con hard, i made the best decision of my life resign go learn bombing... Now i dey cash out from 500k upward monthly, i no get time for salary work again. Bombing and bet9ja till my fingers break.

I movvveeeee

Baba show us the way na

Please rate my art from 1 - 10 And also show me my errors and where I can improve. I struggle with my light placements

Melizbode:
There was nothing like absconding.
Details coming soon.

Baba nobody needs details, just return money

Felimax:
They packaged the kpekere so much so that we started calling it Plaintain Chips. Na so!

No use laugh kill me abeg!!!

Unless you are going to oil your dog after, NO
Human soap will leave their skin dry and prone to parasites and flakes....
You can use those cheap green soap sold in plastic bottles as they do not contain any antiseptic agents.
Use little amount, not too foaming and warm water for best results..... That's if you live your dog
Also use a brush after bath to brush out loose hairs so you don't have dog hair everywhere....

You should try your hands in the comedy industry cus Baba you funny die!

I hear they are carbohydrate vegetables.... something like that sha
But they do contain high protein

Lostchild:

You said I bought something from your master
I asked, with which currency ?

Clitocurrency

Lostchild:


O
So, they have promoted you there in your kingdom? .... Congratulation.

My own promotion is coming from JESUS the Master of all masters. I will remind you when I receive my own promotion.

Ok Sir. We gladly await your promotion letter

IS THAT WHY YOU ARE NOW SHOUTING IN CAP LOCKS....
SINCE COMMUNICATION HAS FAILED, GO TO THE PICKUP STATION CLOSEST TO YOU WITH THE ORDER NUMBER TO SEE IF YOUR ORDER WAS ACTUALLY DROPPED THERE EVEN WHILE CANCELLED....

How much to heat transfer on 5 shirts?

Palazee:
Op e don reach like this

Baba everywhere don red!

Lostchild:


In what currency?

Tell your master the Evil one that he has failed since the beginning of time and he will always fail in every attempt.

The victory has already been won, and there is no way I can lose because the Great I AM still abide in me (Rev 5:9-10)

God is in me and I in Him and His word remain in me ( John 15:7)

He has also kept me safe by the power of His name - JESUS Himself.

In what currency?
Baba you wan collect abi you no collect?
They will soon start sharing palliatives o
You better hurry o

Lostchild:


I asked you a simple question

Are you are the chief DEVIL that book a ticket for me in hell?

Check your VIP book na, Shebi you have the list of people going to heaven and hell....
Abeg help me check my rank, it seems they have promoted me

Lostchild:


So both of you are the curse demons that book a concert ticket for me in hell?

Tell your master - the curse! Devil that I am not in darkness, that the day should overtake me like a thief.
For I am a son of light and son of day. I am not of night nor of darkness. I am alert and sober, for those who get drunk get drunk at night. But since I am of the day, I have put on the breastplate of righteousness and love, and helmet - the hope of salvation.

Lostchild:


So both of you are the curse demons that book a concert ticket for me in hell?

Tell your master - the curse! Devil that I am not in darkness, that the day should overtake me like a thief.
For I am a son of light and son of day. I am not of night nor of darkness. I am alert and sober, for those who get drunk get drunk at night. But since I am of the day, I have put on the breastplate of righteousness and love, and helmet - the hope of salvation.

All these gragra is unnecessary, they say the shares you bought in hell is already yielding profits, come and collect it o

Lostchild:
Kobojunkie
I have decide to always respect your opinion on nairaland, but I am waiting for Dayotheeone to answer me.

Answer you on what?

Patrioticbreed9:


It's leukemia.

What do you want to learn

We're you ill before you went for test to discover the cancer? How frequent did you fall I'll (cus I am low-key worried about myself, been falling I'll frequently these days)

Sound Sultan said it already Na BODMAS we go use take solve jangbajangbatis

Las Las bandit go kill am....