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is this not madness??

No b small tin oooo

OK ooo we watching

This is what Education in Nigeria is gradually turning into

christejames:
Well, I think I would give it to UNN female hostels. The way the school treat the females is out of this world (preferential treatment things).
Four students are allocated per room, each with its bed, and space for cooking, reading and also wardrobe. There is constant supply of water both tap and by tankers, electricity and the school's wifi is more efficient there. Their toilet is better and currently the school is rehabilitating their toilets and bathrooms and also adding new toilets and bathrooms for them...

The way some nice female roommates decorate their room is just wow! And breathtaking...


This can mainly be found in the main campus here in Nsukka, enugu campus is also good though. As for the boys hostel, that one is like that of other schools with squatters problem, decaying infrastructure although the current VC recently refurbished some toilets and bathrooms especially at eni njoku hall, and the left wing of Alvan hall. The almighty Mbanefo is still lying comatose since the school authority stopped allocating boys there on the guise of reinforcement and rehabilitation. We enjoy of recent, constant supply of water, power supply, and weak wifi network which compels boys to converge under the almond tree in front of our hostels.


ESUT also have nice hostel both for boys and girls. I think its one of the best in the country. Well spaced, with each room having its toilet and bathroom. But supply of water and electricity there is poor...

You can lie for Africa

sprinter101:
The kids of nowadays r so spoilt cos on technology,they see too much trash on d Internet

Receive sense, wetin concern internet and parental failure in bringing up their kids

Watching on 3d

darkenkach:
Are you surprised? ABSU students like sorting there lecturers. It's legal and any student who isn't sorting is seen as a fool.

u didnt even read it...When did anambra state uni becum absu...
Una follow for our problem

johnmartus:
not far from truth. all the roads we are witness today was constructed by military government

Receive sense....Ply mokwa-bida road., Benin- oore road to mention but a few

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The coolest part be say, no b u go get d primary obligation to carry expenses for head n u go even follow enjoy wetin she collect from d main guy except you b one okoro or Okoli like that

The coolest part be say, no b u go get d primary obligation to carry expenses for head n u go even follow enjoy wetin she collect from d main guy except you b one okoro or Okoli like tat

Sometimes I feel like being a Nairaland Mod is a curse.
I really never wanted that.
It was a great learning experience tho'.

Now can I have my life back?

If u want it..., come and take it

Making sense

Simitrendy:
I believe Nigeria Armed forces will win this war




God is not in support of deadly beasts called Boko Haram



Its just time




I believe by the power of God we are Conquerors and Overcomers







BTW wetin consign Labour congress with BH boys

No union gree go strike, so e don tey wey NLC presido show for news so d guy just gats talk on one thing to dey relevant now.....

Simitrendy:
I believe Nigeria Armed forces will win this war




God is not in support of deadly beasts called Boko Haram



Its just time




I believe by the power of God we are Conquerors and Overcomers







BTW wetin consign Labour congress with BH boys

No union gree go strike, so e don tey wey NLC presido show for news so d guy just gats talk on one thing to dey relevant now.....

Simitrendy:
I believe Nigeria Armed forces will win this war




God is not in support of deadly beasts called Boko Haram



Its just time




I believe by the power of God we are Conquerors and Overcomers







BTW wetin consign Labour congress with BH boys

No union gree go strike, so e don tey wey NLC presido show for news so d guy just gats talk on one thing to dey relevant now.....

Simitrendy:
I believe Nigeria Armed forces will win this war




God is not in support of deadly beasts called Boko Haram



Its just time




I believe by the power of God we are Conquerors and Overcomers







BTW wetin consign Labour congress with BH boys

No union gree go strike, so e don tey wey NLC presido show for news so d guy just gats talk on one thing to dey relevant now.....

Fire extinguisher wahala, let's not blame the fire service when if the owner of the car had placed a simple extinguisher, that cat would have been saved.
Its well oooo
Shalom

Depending on the side you are looking at it from.,
The approach could be for marriage, evangelism or You know now.....

mytime24:
Izzoki

hey bae, can we be friends... You have a charming personality.

1. 9ja Girls are Gold Diggers: They be like 9ja girls too like money jare. If you no get money forget am. The truth is that this is not a valid excuse at all. No matter your economic power,there's always a woman out there who will accept you the way you are. What you need more is self confidence and social skills.
2. I Don't Have Time for Girls Now: I hear this all the time and all I see is a guy who is frustrated about his inability to successfully woo a woman. You ask a guy "what of your girlfriend? "He goes like "we Which girlfriend,I don't have their time oooo". When I hear this,I just laugh.
3. Girls are a Distraction: For real? How come all these footballers,musicians,entertainers,bankers,lawyers,doctors that I see change chicks like wrapper don't get distracted, na u come dey get distracted. My guy forget excuse and do the needful.
4: Women Bring Badluck: I don't even know what to say about this one. You hear guys say that if you want to make it in life,forget women. Men and women have created to complete each other. Unless you are gay.
5. She's too Pompous/Disrespectful: No my guy,you are too timid. You have the right to woo any woman you like and she reserve the right to agree or disagree. Research has shown that ladies who seem too pompous are usually much easier to convince that guys tend to think.
6: I Can't Satisfy Her Sexually: This however is not a valid excuse. How do you know you can't satisfy her? How do you know She's after sex?
7: I Prefer Foreign Women to Nigerian: All na Wash! So if all the millions of women in 9ja,you can't find a suitable one,na for foreign country you go see am? My guy your problem is internal. Search yourself and tell yourself the truth.
8: No Responsible Woman Anymore: If I hear! Maybe you want a Mary Magdalen or Virgin Mary. Guy if na responsible woman be your excuse,why not enter deeper life, Jehovah witness,mountain of fire,and the various mosque and look for them. Why look for responsible woman at Allen junction, I.M.T, 8 hours etc.
9: I Prefer to Roll With My Fellow Guys: You be gay? Yes,it's good to have a good rapport with fellow guys,to have fun and drink with it's with night chick around once in a while. But my guy,don't use it as an excuse because very soon your guys will start asking questions. They will also laugh at you.
10: Add yours.

-Put a tiny bit of toothpaste into a small cup, mix in one teaspoon baking soda plus one teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide, and half a teaspoon water. Thoroughly mix then brush your teeth for two minutes. Remember to do it once a week until you have reached the results you want. Once your teeth are good and white, limit yourself to using the whitening treatment once every month or two.

Its well

Make we dey watch them

E be like say anybody wey just dey frustrated will. Join Islam...... Ok ooo

Mamaflex:
Mtcheeeew!! Good radiance

Even the English no gree u spell, abeg write pidgin nah

I dey watch

That guy is cool

H

Rip

StarFist:
Spotted!! Nkem Owoh and Dauda

That's zulu adigwe n not dauda