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Jokes EtcRe: Mehn, Na Die I Dey . Lol by dbaptist1(m): 10:21pm On Dec 07, 2008
hey wat u guys feeling like we re supposed 2 be happy here not fighting
watch ursefs
Jokes EtcRe: Creation Or Evolution? by dbaptist1(m): 8:59am On Dec 07, 2008
creation
Jokes EtcRe: Letter To Bill Gates by dbaptist1(m): 8:58am On Dec 07, 2008
too scientific
Jokes EtcRe: A Dirty Fork by dbaptist1(m): 8:54am On Dec 07, 2008
d man don kill mary
Jokes EtcRe: OLD AGE! by dbaptist1(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2008
dem suppose to go die
imagine wat old people can do
Jokes EtcRe: Come To My Aid by dbaptist1(m): 8:50am On Dec 07, 2008
guy go obalende now wey we dey 4 season if u sharp enof not one but two new shoes will be urs f.o.c
but watchout lagos boys dey find who dem go burn fire oooh
Jokes EtcRe: Four Guys Joke by dbaptist1(m): 8:48am On Dec 07, 2008
2 dry
some one light up dis place
Jokes EtcRe: Final Exams. . . by dbaptist1(m): 8:46am On Dec 07, 2008
wetin u expet he is younger dan he looks
and the joke is a nice 1
Jokes EtcRe: A Compilation Of Laugh Lines. by dbaptist1(m): 8:44am On Dec 07, 2008
sholabanke:
all they need to do is to wait for him
at the 51 floor
no need for all of them to go tog
let him carry his cross alone.
yep im down with u there
Jokes EtcRe: What Do You Think? by dbaptist1(m): 8:40am On Dec 07, 2008
the man na dundee,otele
Jokes EtcRe: Accountant And Enginers In Train by dbaptist1(m): 8:39am On Dec 07, 2008
y wont u get rich wen u do open eye robbery under a cool suit in broad day light in the name of charging a work
Jokes EtcRe: How Clever Could You Be? by dbaptist1(m): 8:37am On Dec 07, 2008
yep indeed a nice one
Jokes EtcRe: Testimony by dbaptist1(m): 8:37am On Dec 07, 2008
real testimony indeed
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 2:42am On Dec 07, 2008
wat do u expect turkey wt a bush man
dat s hw best it cud get
and clemcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

get us ur papi 4 ituen's goat
Jokes EtcRe: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 12:32am On Dec 06, 2008
God bless u broda
leave clemcy neva serious in his/her life
are u a hermaphrodite
cus atimes u sound like a guy and next anoda blogger saysd person is a female

watever u are a hermaphrodite dats my opinion
if not how can u have such views about life
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 12:07am On Dec 06, 2008
how long should we wait since her father is not coming forth
condemn her and d penalty is
according to sharia law, ,
una know d remaining now
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma's Letter Of Love by dbaptist1(m): 12:03am On Dec 06, 2008
una don com again with una attack of igbo people
chineke o ga akpo unu oku tupu unu ahapu anyi ndi igbo aka ehh, ,
clemcy u again
dis half breed kanuri boy or girl, ,
mind ursef
how u use know say na babe
well sha babe or guy
make im leave igbos alone abi dem kill im grandpapa 4 civil war or shey igbos collect im papa land
abeg this girl called clemcy, , leave igbos alone angry
or else
Jokes EtcRe: Grandma's Letter Of Love by dbaptist1(m): 2:16am On Dec 05, 2008
y e be say clemcy name dey always dey everywhere
d guy na big time baddoooo
Jokes EtcRe: A Compilation Of Laugh Lines. by dbaptist1(m): 1:05am On Dec 05, 2008
dts som wicked tin 2 do at d 51st floor
i will wait for him 2 go and bring it and den we continue from there
Jokes EtcRe: PLEASE HELP by dbaptist1(m): 1:03am On Dec 05, 2008
hey cool
room
Jokes EtcRe: Wahala Dey O ! by dbaptist1(m): 12:55am On Dec 05, 2008
come dis ikom boy wetin u dey feel like sef
Opslag:
Comot am or u nid help?
sure say no be bele u dey tell am make im comot
cus if na im dem u know wetin dey involve
criminal and im accomplice dey go jail oh
Jokes EtcRe: Report Card,lol by dbaptist1(m): 12:49am On Dec 05, 2008
sade511:
LMAO
This is so funny.
I got tears forming in my eyes.



I remeber those days.
y won't remember dios days when u do carry 1st from d back
abi am i wrong?
well no need since they dnt give position in d universitiesnd in workplaces if not, , it would have sti bin d same
Jokes EtcRe: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 12:45am On Dec 05, 2008
clemcyku dat was not 4 u

nd sima ITS NOT ABOUT TNKING ME BUT ABOUT U LOOKIN within ursef as same 4 all nairalanders and make a decision 2day
bout who its gona be
Jokes EtcRe: Bank Robbery by dbaptist1(m): 12:34am On Dec 05, 2008
na wah o
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 12:31am On Dec 05, 2008
clemcy u know wat give me ur dad mail and i go send am invite link make im come anwser for im sef cus e be like say na ur accomplice im be cus dat day i see one old man wey dey lick im hands near u dat day

ojombo abi ojombo
ie., guilty or not guilty
Jokes EtcRe: Accountant And Enginers In Train by dbaptist1(m): 12:22am On Dec 05, 2008
engineers are thieves and accountants are there protege

dats wat dis joke is telling us
Jokes EtcRe: Obey Ur Elders. by dbaptist1(m): 12:21am On Dec 05, 2008
na onye ofe nmanu8 now wetin u xpext
ndi igbo kwenu


hey im not bein tribalistic but yorubas are just light brained
hausas are lightest brained
4give my vocab, , dats buchinization of english
Jokes EtcRe: Hottest Ride In The World! by dbaptist1(m): 12:19am On Dec 05, 2008
spot the difference
d driver and the drivee are one
d diference is just dat one is a machine and the other is human
Jokes EtcRe: Jesus Is Coming Again by dbaptist1(m): 4:47am On Dec 04, 2008
one tin dat people dnt really understand is dat u dnt take d gospel and preach only in d churches or in dis case,only in the religion forum
y? cus some people don't even open the threads there
its in such places as this dat u open such threads and it gets to be read
as for the coming of Christ, , its more nearer now than it was before
d bible says in d last days nations shall rise against nations,kingdoms against kingdoms,there shall be hunger,famines,wars and rumours of wars btu i wont come till dis very gospel gets to the ends of the earth

now ponder that and tell me where the gospel hasn't gotten to
u look at the world now and what is happening
1 tin we don't know is that united nations,who,and the rest of them doesn't have the solutions to world problems

the solution lies in the world of GOD
2 sum up, " you white-washed walls,u look at the skies and u know if it will rain or if the sun will shine"
if all dis tins are happening and we see that they are not abating but increasing, , shouldn't we know that what CHRIST foretold over 2000 years ago is coming to pass?



sima:
this is reli scary . . am i reli goin to make heaven ?? cry
u can make it if u try'
just take =a step towards living for CHRIST and i tell u HE will take d remaining steps to show u why HE died 4u exclusively


d signs are there and more is still going to come and do u guys know yyy, ,
left for GOD this world would have been wrapped long ago cus looking at the bible, ,its supposed to be two thousand years before CHRIST comes and we are in d year 2008
dnt be carried away by wat people say
a man once said that this heaven they are talking about, its better he believes in it and serves GOD so that wen he dies he could go there .
but if wen he dies and there is no place like heaven or hell,then he will move along with the dead 2 wherever they go
but wat if hell really exists and he didnt believe in God while on earth and he goes there, ,it would be bad foe him


so my brodas and sista
JESUS CHRIST is begging HIS FATHER "DAD WAIT A LIL LONGER,CUS MY CHILDREN AREN'T READY YET" EACH TIME THE ANGELS ARE ABOUT TO BE SENT BUT IT WONT HAPPEN FOREVE
SO U BETTER MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

REMAIN RAPTURABLE!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Goat Missing by dbaptist1(m): 4:28am On Dec 04, 2008
me i believe say na clemcyku thief d goat
d oda day d guy i c am eatin nkwobi and d next day,egufe na im dey im hand
wen i com ask am,d guy say na d LORDS doing ontop anoda man goat
i bin tink say na tru wetin im talk till i hear where dem dey find goat
ituen is innocent,make una ask clemcy
Jokes EtcRe: Hell Explained By Chemistry Student by dbaptist1(m): 4:24am On Dec 04, 2008
its cool

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