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well from what i can see here it two adults who are coming together maybe for consummation or whatever and they both know what they wnat
if u are so privileged to get access to this info
why not let this lady know that naija guys are also not for real or rada her new boyfrieend is not for real and lets see wat this lady will do to u

wats all this science stuff down here

j-girl:
Chemistry has little or nothing to do with the physical. It's just when your signal clicks with hers and you forge this kind of connection between both people. It's very special.

seduction is seduction its an animal feeling
tot its peacocks and goats that do it
but wouldn't really mind
found myself in such a situation and i shouted , ,'BLOOD OF JESUS"
joking

certainly nooo
one day she will light up my hose with her cigarette

just bring out one day for her and make sure she offloads whatever is is she has in her heart
she might not have anything bad towards you but she's got a broken heart within her which may take pretty hard to heal and you brought about it so unbreak it

wish you well and try going to a confession cus u need the lord

the girl wan tye u down
anywhere u dey go she dey there
there is fire on the mountain, , run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tascoray:
Its about this Girl I really love. We've been friends for a while, but I intend carring this to the next level (You know what I mean). I text'd her one day and declared my love for her.

Some days later, she text'd me saying I should stop calling her, and that we are know more friends. I asked her why she said so, and she said its because I told her i love her.

Ever since, she refuses to pick my call. And this is a girl I love with my whole HEART!

I need everyones advice on this.

guy its always like that i called mine and told her 3 days ago but she felt i was feeling lust and not love towards her and in order not to lose her friendship cus i love her so much like you do i had to chat her up all thru' the night and asked her to forget i ever brought up the topic
its not easy when what you want is in front of you but you have to act civil like you are not interested just out of love
my brother,GOD help us

i think i also have d same problem as d poster but mine was that we are still friends
i called her and she was asking me the difference between lust and love why?

maybe na because we meet for church
i dnt knw but nice guy most atimes pay but u gotta be patient
as they say the patient dog eats the fattest bone

hey show sum love 2 d sista abis our fadas dem talk say if body scratch goat im go run go 4 tree,but if e scratch human being na im fellow human being im go run go meet

she came to u guys 4 help,help help her and its needed urgently
but sista y d urgency, , ur papa give u ultimatum 4 house ?
tell us !!!!!!!!1

i cooked spaghetti with red oil thinking that d oil wasn't enof i kept adding oil
lata i had d perfect spaghetti.just ate a liltle and painfully threw away d rest



my mind be say na oil they give food thier red color,,,i no know say na tomatoes
but well i don be baba na for cooking
i fit cook anything cookable

nothing
cus i have never been lucky with love for me to do anything crazy about it
maybe wen i fall in love i will do something crazy like , , dnt knw
till then
im still spread'n sum luv

is there really any nice girl in this world
all you gotta is get them as they really are,learn to manage the girl and both of you can work it out
ask ursef this question , ,am i nice?
dnt anwser me anwser ursef

hey tuface is trying to build a village called
umu 2face village
and i jahbless for u if u fall in2 the harem
but all d same sha d guy is worth d time
and maybe u can also add some kids for him, , its among d liltle tins we do for love

leave all dos people trying to make u tink odawise go for the guy he is the bomb,,forget the controversies trailing him all i know is thatas they say;
"a trial will convince you"
or is it confuse, ,somebody help me

TOYOSI20:
True. . . . .happy searching

its really hard to find i have been searching for more , , virtually all my life and the 2 attempts i have made all backfired

maybe its my stardards , ,they are too high or maybe it has to do with the ladies i've come across
well, , as at now its least om my shopping list cus i know that its not for me even in the nearest future

dasko:
HERE ARE SOME SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT WOMEN AND DATING
(And Why This May Be The Most Important Letter You've Ever Read!)
1. Women Don't Place As Much Importance On Looks As Men Do.

Women make judgements based more on their emotions than men do. If you know how to properly appeal to a woman's emotions, it doesn't matter WHAT you look like or how old you are!

2. Women Will Not Laugh At You Or Reject You Just Because You Approach Them.

Most guys don't know the right way to meet women, so they tend to get rejected a lot, and think all women will reject them outright. But if you know the secrets to approaching women, you'll be surprized to find that women actually LIKE IT when men walk up and start talking to them!

3. Most Guys Get Stuck In The "Friend" Category Because They Meet Women The WRONG WAY.

In order to not get rejected, many men will hide their true intentions and pretend they want to be "just friends." Then, once they become friends with the girl, they will reveal their true feelings - but by this time, the girl already sees him as a friend! The trick to avoid this is to build sexual tension early, but in a non-threatening way.




Dear Friend:

you are rite here
u know i tried this last statement and i just proposed to her yesterday via phone and do u know what she asked me, ,"are you sure its lust or love"
she started preaching to me and i had to beg her cus above all i really loved her friendship and i made her know that


and guy they are facts

kokoye:
can you believe that r o b b y ??

One would expect the thread to be on page 10000000000000000000 by now.

I go carry all of una go synagogue of all nations to go reveal ur secrets.

U kuku know say the pastor get koboko.

no be synagogue na rev king go do the magic im disciples still dey for im church

i am also wodddddddd upp

man this thread is being given an undue attention
those things being mentioned if you are to look at it very well are just an imitation of the birth of Jesus Christ
its a technique of the devil to lead people astray and unfortunately people are falling badly for it

its still april 19 here check my profile if u are my match

i stay with my elder sister and her husband who is a man of God
so they feel that i falling in love is a sin so i saved the name of my angel with


A ( capital letter a ) with an animated diagram of sunshine besides it cus dats wat she is

milknhoney:
Can I be a student too?

wouldn't mind teaching you ,so welcome aboard
but you go pay
just kiddng

this is total baabash and may God have mercy on the one who brought this topic
all those other claims you have are all heresies and the only and one virgin birth in the whole world is that of our LORD JESUS CHRIST
any other virgin birth is religious dogmas used to put people in bondage

efetoma:
sept 23rd here.anybody home  

you are same birthday with my lil niece of four years old she is blessing by name

pineware:
I really don't think dating an older woman is un heard off. Its juat to be sure the chemistry is right and voila. Personally i would want to indulge myself in one. I think older women would be much more calm and matured on their dealings.

guy u gotta try it they are d bomb,more mature,caring and homely
im in love with one and initially i had same feeling the poster had and i felt short of myself that i wasn't up to but with time i relaxed and she went back to school today at unec and evryday im falling more in love with her and to top it all , , ahe's my first love or a d'banj would say 'o baby don make me fall in love"

*Morenike:
I meela

hey morenike, , mi o om kpe e ngbo igbo and kep e lee ko igbo
all d same sha its gud nad u re trying

r_o_b_b_y:
mehn some people get Phd in igbo language. lol

man during my igbo exam day 4 waec na so all man dey rush me make i stay wit dem
and i came out wt a c4 in igbo
robbyyyyyyyyy i fit teach u igbo if u want but guy u go pay
so i try my best

*Morenike:
Thank you

Can you translate this?:

If I Love You wasn't a cliche, I would have said it to you long time ago, but I prefer to show it to you

a si na "ahurum gi n'anya" abu beghi ihe onye o buna n'ekwukari a karam i gwa gi ya kemgbe esi, mana o kara m mma i gosi gi ya

man that was a masterpiece
i loved it and here i read it with my madam who is married and she learn t a whole lot from it
i did also
we as human beings a times forget the essential part of our lives and we go for trivialities.
imagine a man with a wife who loves him and a kid whom they both share ,a product of their love
looking for love outside of it
well,thanks for that and i pray may God bring sanity to our homes

*Morenike:
Agaba, how do you say "Love is not a One-way Traffic" and "If "I Love You" wasn't a cliche, I would have said it to you long time ago, but I prefer to show it to you" in Igbo?

here i will help you morenike
"Love is not a One-way Traffic"  ihunanya abughi ihe n'agba n'otu uzo 

"I Love You"   a hurum gi n'anya

d-baptist:
otu ubochi ka'm no na amaghi ihe mu na uwa ga-eje.
kam noo n'eche ihe a,otu mmadu wee kpoturum,m lee anya o buru nwoke mara mma puru iche,mma ya turu m n'obi.o gwam si nne kedu k'idi.onu ya dika onu ndi m'ozi, ihu ya dika anyanwu ututu,ahu ya n'achakwa bara bara ka mmiri si n'okwute.
ka ihe niile no n'agbam n'obi,o sim na ohuru m n'anya.na ochoro k'anyi buru enyi,a hukwuru m ya n'anya.anyi wee kwekorita wee buru enyi
onye'a m n'ekwu maka ya bu odinobi m,onye ihe ya n'amasi m



cheei enwetekwaram ya?

i was disillusioned with life on a particular day.and while in this state somebody talked to me,i looked and it was a handsome man whose handsomeness touched my heart.
he asked how i was doing,his voice was like dat of d angels,his face like that of the morning sun and his skin like that of a stream flowing from a rock
while all these were going thru' my mind ,he said he loves me,that he wants us to be friend.
i love him too so i agreed and we became friends
the person i am talking about is the one dear to my heart,the one whose actions pleases me all d time




this is the translation baby
for morenike


phew!!!!! that was a bit hard but i tried my best
think i deserve a kiss

*Morenike:
Translate or find a seat

hey its igbo text messages so ti ba owi kpe ehn gbo igbo , , fiiile!!!!!!!!!

r_o_b_b_y:
@ post
Send am for english now. Akwa ima n a igbo na-ara ahu n'umu ihe ndi a.

nwanna e na asu igbo n'ekwukwa k'ejiri oyibo dee ihe a
i di egwu