₦airaland Forum

NO. 1 GOT ME LOL.

swagwu:
this one happened to me....i saw this mamiwater package nd i went fourth to woo her the convo went thus:

me: helo damsel...am mary sorry joseph
she: frawned...do u tink u are funny (multitde of people were watching)
me: see my junior sis is ur senior so mind how u talk to me!...
and the people watching us started laffing sum even said NA HU SEND U i just removed my shoes and fold my tracks and took to my heels

una no go kill person with laff.

Ilovenigeria:
I fear shy guys ooo. He was always shy whenever he sees me. He couldn't even walk up to me or say hi. Any time he sees me he will smile and dodge.

Omo... I decided to test my wooing skills on him ooo. I collected his number and invited him to my house, he agreed.

Before the day he came to my house, I have already told all my neighbours that I got one small shy boy that runs away whenever he sees me. In fact I bragged that i will make him my school son and they warned me that no man is small ooo.

The day he came, I offered him food and soft drink. This shy guy finished the food and fvcked the living daylight out of me chineke!!!!!! I don't even know how it happened.

I opened my door and to my surprise....my neighbours....... oooooohh they ......... oooooooh.


I was mocked and laughed at.

lmao,gayness in tha air.

emperorchedda:
What baffled me was when she said 'I allowed him walk me home'. As in a nigga will feel pleased and happy just to walk a girl home like its a trophy of some sort??

I'm sure dude will feel embarrassed should he come across this

Guys don suffer sha! All cos of pusssy

isn't it crazy?

sexyseun:
ashewo ten kobo, u for kuku allow d guy kiss u for church na, rubbish girl. U berra change ur username to valueless

wetin dey bite u?

Freshtomato:
This trick no dey work again

u sure say the tomatoes still fresh?

cant tell he ll make a good leader,we should just pray to God to help us choose the right one.our country really needs change.

OXYGEN011:
Super chickens were looking for maize instead
of
goals

u sound clueless.

duruallwell25:
Its a good thing that we acknowledge d fact that Super Eagles didn't deserve to win d last AFCON but won out of Luck. The truth of the matter is that few months before the Nations cup, The Father of Creation, Sat guru Maharaj Ji DONATED the AFCON to Nigeria as a gift for hosting Maharaj Ji for 33years, as at then. Lo and behold Nigeria won the cup. Now instead of the NFF, Players, and Coaching crew to show appreciation to Maharaj Ji for HIS unshaken support even wen all Nigerians predicted doom for the eagles, they all rallied round TB Joshua's SCOAN to say thank you. Maharaj Ji being a father didn't relent in his assistance went ahead in an interview with SWAN promised Nigeria the 2014 world cup but dis time either the NFF, Coaching Crew or the Players should come to Maharaj Ji for directives. But they ignored Maharaj Ji saying don't mind dat bearded man who lives in Ibadan. Even though the odds were in our favor Nigerians didn't grap d opportunity given by Maharaj Ji for Nigeria to be the first African nation to lift the world cup. Keshi thought it was his coaching skills that won him the nations cup same with d players and NFF not knowing it was out of the grace of Maharaj Ji. Now Maharaj Ji has left them to play the game and the so called defending champions can't even qualify from the group. what a shame!!. I am calling on Nigerians to seize the opportunity to recognize Maharaj Ji for keeping dis Nation together despite all the plans of d forces to destroy d nation. cos the indices of war in other countries is not up to one-tenth of what is happening in Nigeria still Nigeria is still standing tall.

our team was the best at the last nations cup,so I really dont know where u get the notion we were lucky from.

this has to be an porn shoot.

Wale112:
Cry

the fact that we ve won the nations cup in this millennium is enough consolation.peace.

Kingbritt:
Coach shakes masaba is really good..










Anyway i rep GH..

see ur face like sakordie own,spamming our thread with that flag.park well joor.

Wale112:
I knew Nigeria wouldn't qualify! SA you've shut these talkative beings

you ve made ur point,we admit our team wasnt spectacular today,u ve made comments on every page on this thread and I am beginning to wonder who the talkative is.

MilesLamar:
nigeria is the only team wit 8 points.. So i guess we will qualify as best losers?? Others dt finished 3rd didnt get up to 8points.

drc 9 points,no think am.

all these ghanaians make una free us joor,make you guys go show your talent.we ll be back.

PocoAPoco57:
With NEPA around i dont think u will

its now phcn.

Wale112:
Super Chickens will watch AFCON on TV

And we will enjoy it.

Icecream4U:
if i should guess your age base on the way you reason, i would say 11.

i never even reach 11.#the young shall grow tho.

Icecream4U:
Look at the picture very well. There is Love written all over his eyes and tiwa savage looks submissive.

nah ,dont think tiwa would date her driver.see ur rumpled shirt and your cheap beatz earphone.lmao.

This whole odour thing gets me irritated,once had a bad experience with a lady,starting to think its the same with all ladies,and that just gives me enough reason for my single life.

op,u re a retard,only your type would find you sexy.r e t a r d.

JOETYNO:
Take it to a service center, let them try reloading it(I can do it buh am in d eastern zone now)


but, U definitely won't enjoy d phone cos its refurbished. Go for Q10 it rocks

DOES THE NORMAL BIS WORK ON Q10?

Wale112:
Asamoah Gyan

guy grow up.
btw,i heard ghana lost today.

ofiafuluego:
U must be mad, how many mosques hv BH attacked 80% of Muslims are BH sympathizers

he must be truly mad.

Wale112:
fvcking EBA eaters

u should try eba with egusi soup,i am sure u ll hate banku.

hows this the nicest lips?

i ll gladly vote for this man.he is definitely better than all the other aspirant.

Kasyn:
u spoke well today,is ur birthday? Lol! Hapi sunday to u

LOL.