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Politics › Re: 2023: Wike Is Key Player - Prophet Prince Dickson Shares Revelation by Dcaliphate(m): 7:02pm On Sep 23, 2021
huh
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Like putting up This Behavior.. by Dcaliphate(m): 5:48am On Sep 22, 2021
Gadafii:
i once turn a girl down whos room was directly opposite mine cos i didnt want to knack her, we live in the same compound back at school so i no wan make she start to dey monitor my parol and also because i have met her serious boyfriend once. till tomorrow this girl still despise me for turning her down, she already suckked the dee, position me cow girl style about to impale herself when i held her back and told to wait let me get condom...i entered my room and didnt return to hers, the next morning the daggers she shot at me with her eyes could have killed me cheesy
grin grin oshey Vlad the impaler grin grin
Nland guys una too funny aswear
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nini And Cross Fight by Dcaliphate(m): 12:25pm On Sep 16, 2021
akeeng:
Triggered much? E pain am
Nah, i just detest hypocrisy
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Shows Off Her New House, Splashes Champagne To Celebrate by Dcaliphate(m): 11:00pm On Sep 15, 2021
saphiere:
Congrats baby girl.

Who is going to take me out this night? I feel bored and bitter. I need to free up some thoughts.
I stay in Port Harcourt.
After taking you out hope I'll be able to take you in at the end of the day
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Denies Reports That He Has Joined APC by Dcaliphate(m): 4:12pm On Sep 15, 2021
He can deny all he wants but still there's no smoke without fire.

In my opinion Jonathan will not do well if he becomes president again, we need a new patriotic madman, no old faces, we've had enough of them already
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nini And Cross Fight by Dcaliphate(m): 4:11pm On Sep 15, 2021
akeeng:
Some f00ls even stay up at night to watch how they sleep. How f00lish can one be to be watching random people sleep. Gosh!
Same time u use to watch your porn, leave people alone.
Science/Technology › Re: The Moment 200lb Hyena Pounced On An Elderly Man In India (Pics, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:48pm On Sep 15, 2021
A hyena's jaw is so powerful it crushes bones. That old man should be checked.
Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? by Dcaliphate(m): 10:24am On Sep 15, 2021
Betece:
Mere looking at this picture one can tell that the lady in question is loco, it is visible to the deaf and audible to the blind that her irons and gold singlets are copper and beads.
How can you take a pictorial clueless evidence and punctual without navigating helplessly, my God!!!
This is abstract Illuminati, I pray you detonate without concentrating and hibernating graciously
Go rest
Crime › Re: Man Beats Pregnant Wife To Death Over Food In Enugu by Dcaliphate(m): 12:40pm On Sep 10, 2021
Horrible man
Islam › Re: Major Shirk And Minor Shirk by Dcaliphate(m): 12:24pm On Sep 10, 2021
grin grin grin
Pissful grin grin, nigga above need to take a piss and have true peace cos with him english ceases to exist
Politics › Re: At Leadership Conference And Awards: Osinbajo, Sultan, Others Proffer Solutions by Dcaliphate(m):
Didn't read it thru cos theres no need.... fvck this country mehn....
Politics › Re: President Buhari: I’m Impressed With Level Of Development In Imo by Dcaliphate(m): 5:43am On Sep 10, 2021
Thunder fire both him and his impression
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Highest Salary You Have Ever Received by Dcaliphate(m): 12:52am On Sep 07, 2021
65k in 2015, that's why i now work for no one but myself since that 2015 till now
Romance › Re: She Called Off Our Relationship Few Months To Our Wedding by Dcaliphate(m): 7:00am On Sep 06, 2021
DonEd:
Sometimes distance relationship is risky.
Both parties might just be fooling around
Most times bro......and at the end many secrets will be left unrevealed and many doings will lie beneath
Celebrities › Re: Annie Macaulay Adds ‘Idibia’ Back To Her Instagram Bio by Dcaliphate(m): 5:51am On Sep 04, 2021
Lol, wisdom don enter. She's realised that she's actually nothing without Tubaba.
Romance › Re: Can A Girl Still Cheat Few Days To Her Wedding by Dcaliphate(m): 1:41pm On Aug 31, 2021
AutoChick4U:
How does the guy expect such to work? Marry who genuinely loves you.
How do u know who genuinely loves u?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo: Fulani Vagabonds, 2015 Error; Many Will Die, Go Blind, Crippled by Dcaliphate(m): 10:40pm On Aug 30, 2021
Daveambition:
Na this same Clergymen enforce & package this Pain& Distress looking "BUHARI" give the masses... Shame to every MOG wey prophecied buhari to us as our Savior
Modified: most of una wey dey quote me. I said CLERGYMEN, shey i mention name ni; abi bomb dey una head?
You're so wrong, he never supported Buhari, get ur facts right before coming online to spew thrash
Science/Technology › Re: This Four-legged Whale Discovered In Egypt Is Named After The God Of Death (Pix) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:06am On Aug 29, 2021
tamdun:
How bone go last 43 million years?
My brother na my question be that too
Politics › Re: Bode George: IBB WiII Be Welcomed With Open Hands If He Visits South-West by Dcaliphate(m):
Bad people, people who should be jailed in sane societies, murderers who contributed largely in plunging a very promising nation into a very terrible situation are being celebrated everyday and you still think there's hope for this country.
Nigeria is a shameless nation sha
Health › Re: COVID-19: No Vaccination, No Church, Bank Attendance - Obaseki by Dcaliphate(m): 6:08am On Aug 24, 2021
Taking a vaccine has never been compulsory anywhere.
Family › Re: Couple Discover They Are Siblings After 10 Years Of Marriage And 2 Kids (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:27am On Aug 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....I don't belive this gadmnnn story though

But even if it is true...Then the resemblance is not only because they are siblings

It is as a result of the constant sex....without condom

Bang a woman constantly for more than four years...and you and the woman will start to look alike
You're so right bro, I told someone this same thing just last week cos i realised it. Its so fvcking true
Education › Re: 5 Nigerians Make Most Brilliant Black Students In UK List by Dcaliphate(m): 8:27pm On Aug 13, 2021
mlk28:

Zealot bass wireless speakers

Bass Powerful

TF card slot

Audio - Cable port

Built - in Microphone

TWS connect

Call or WhatsApp
How much?
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna: My Mum Told Me I Am Igbo by Dcaliphate(m): 8:04am On Aug 13, 2021
huh
Business › Re: Fire Razes Shops, Cars At Ubakala Junction Umuahia (Pictures, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 5:16am On Aug 13, 2021
See people hard-earned investment going up in flames for this Buhari era, God help us....
Politics › Re: President Buhari Visits Asiwaju Bola Tinubu In London (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 10:49pm On Aug 12, 2021
ERockson:
Nothing do you our amiable incoming president shocked
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: It's A Cunning Behavior For WhiteMoney To Stay In The Kitchen All Day by Dcaliphate(m): 8:04am On Aug 12, 2021
hardbody:
Your first sentence sounded silly, guess why? immediately after that autocratic order, all the ladies rallied round WM to ask him how he has managed it till then. It shows two simple truths, they can't manage it and secondly WM was doing what he loved doing.

Pere sees a strong challenge in WM thats why he schemed to find ways of removing him, not like I care a hoot about what they are wasting time for, but that hediot is a strategist - which is not bad tho, autocratic, full of himself, proud, HOH is not something you win because you are smart else he wouldn't have won, it was all about luck, so why carry a chip on his shoulder. Something funny will befall both him and his Maria. They are both disappointed WM is still there and would do anything to get him on the next bus.
Don't mind the silly op, he's obviously a pere fan.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: It's A Cunning Behavior For WhiteMoney To Stay In The Kitchen All Day by Dcaliphate(m): 8:00am On Aug 12, 2021
Kuriosmynd:
Use ur head . Using that strong word means he's acting smart to the audience with such graphic advice even though he's putting Sammie down indirectly..a strategy that will make audience feel he's smart and all...

Then 2. It's psychology, when u make people appear lower than you without appearing insulting them directly..lol...it makes u shine like a more interesting bigger person...
.....it's a psychological game. And it's only Pere that's seeing it...
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If u remember...it was what WhiteMoney said about Pere that made Maria and Queen fight...lol..but people dint see how WM was the genesis from overhyping Pere to the point of revealing Pere to the whole house...which was also WhiteMoneys game...
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..Pere saw those psycho moves...and decided to clamp down on him..
...Even Maria is now seeing WhiteMoneys subtle strategy..lol.....u have to be smart to see WhiteMoneys code..cos he's funny
What WM said about pere is not the reason for Queen and Maria's fight, he just hyped him cos he's a great guy. Ladies will be ladies, they'll fight over flimsy things. Pere has always had special subtle dislike for WM and that's what you're refusing to accept but its none of my biz
Politics › Re: Ikpeazu To IPOB: It's Illogical To Tell People Not To Go Out And Make A Living by Dcaliphate(m): 7:12am On Aug 10, 2021
Nigeria will only work by the special grace of God.
Politics › Re: Secondus: PDP Governors’ Meeting Deadlocked by Dcaliphate(m): 10:54pm On Aug 09, 2021
If una like make una padlock am PDP will never rise again till they change their name
Politics › Re: Osinbajo At Forbes Awards, Says Nigeria Attracted $10bn Investment This Year by Dcaliphate(m): 10:50pm On Aug 09, 2021
Just $10bn naim u dey shout, and still na lie
Politics › Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 8:22pm On Aug 05, 2021
Francisalao9:
I'm very sorry for all my abused words pls forgive nd forget let life goes on..
Lols, i love you bro
Politics › Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:51am On Aug 04, 2021
Francisalao9:
See, for ur mind you knw hw to compose english but mind yuu broh all your says is a trash. I can teach ur whole generation
you this Bastard being. I dont hv time to be exchanging words wit you.
Thunder fire you., for the lies you said to me thunder fire you, e no go better for you uuu oh, so thunder fire you and your friends

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