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Crime › Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Dcaliphate(m): 7:15am On Nov 09, 2021
crackhaus:
Always ensure you have another woman somewhere — one with whom you've developed a good friendship with over a period of time, and with whom you can have sex with without any commitments.

Unless you're not that kind of guy who has a lot of female friends, having one among them who can have casual sex with you should not be so difficult.

The point here is, don't go and rape/kill someone's daughter just because she didn't give you sex, I take God beg you.
Get it elsewhere if you can't hold yourself.

Enough is a word for the wise... lipsrsealed
The only mature advice here so far.....cos even if she finds out she wont even blame u cos she'll feel she made u go outside cos she refused to give it to you. Only a hungry dog goes outside to eat shit
Sports › Re: Xavi Becomes FC Barcelona's New Coach by Dcaliphate(m): 5:38am On Nov 06, 2021
Good luck Barca.
Politics › Re: Ugwuanyi Visits Nza Street Accident Scene, Survivors In Hospital by Dcaliphate(m): 6:24am On Nov 05, 2021
Devil go just dey begin work overtime...passed there that evening, i was shocked. My heart goes out the families that lost ppl and to the wounded survivors.
May God help us never to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Amen
Politics › Re: Anambra Election: US Threatens Visa Ban Against Troublemakers by Dcaliphate(m): 4:16pm On Nov 03, 2021
Choi, pvssy getting tighter by the day

Politics › Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by Dcaliphate(m): 6:29pm On Nov 02, 2021
BeardedMeat:
I thought you wouldnt find out. grin
grin grin its in the nature of a hoe to farm on any available land bro
Politics › Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by Dcaliphate(m): 4:02pm On Nov 02, 2021
BeardedMeat:
What about your olosho customer? Did she travel?
i called she said she was at your place
Politics › Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by Dcaliphate(m): 6:21am On Nov 02, 2021
Its 6:21am..... i don't care about another damn corrupt Nigerian politician that'll soon go scot free in this fvcking country, i just woke up to this morning wood and i need to fvccccck till my roof goes off and a bird shits on my head
Education › Re: Obi Mirabel: UNN Student To Be Expelled For Twerking In Bikini In A Competition by Dcaliphate(m): 11:39pm On Oct 29, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see her sleeping with the dean and other members of the university senate, I see them sweeping the matter under the carpet, I see her going into full time prostitution on campus, I see her unable to graduate with her mates, I see joining Nollywood, I see her in so many sex scandals, I see her becoming a husband snatcher.

This I have seen.
grin grin everytime u go dey see nonsense
Politics › Re: Obituary Of Chioma Chikaodili Mbionwu Killed By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra (Photo by Dcaliphate(m): 2:58am On Oct 27, 2021
OyigboUpdate:
No Nnamdi Kanu failed her. The ESN he created to protect our bushes killed her

***
Modified guys this one is small see the men unknown gunmen killed scatter their brain like moi moi yesterday in Ufuma Anambra state while enforcing the sit at home.

See the raw photos in the nairaland thread below.. All done by unknown gunmen for yesterday's sit at home.


https://www.nairaland.com/6820359/sit-at-home-unknown-gunmen-scatter-people
The unknown gunmen are not ESN. They're government sponsored
Romance › Re: 'We Planned Our Wedding On Facebook Without Meeting Till Introduction Day' by Dcaliphate(m): 1:32am On Oct 24, 2021
Richywiz:
Its all rosy until him leak ur sex tape grin
Damn you're so pretty. Can we start planning ours from this Forum?
Food › Re: Alligator Was Killed In My Neighborhood Today by Dcaliphate(m): 3:43am On Oct 23, 2021
Blessing185:
Holy gram
This ain't alligator
This is monitor lizard aka komodo dragon
Wtf man..
Its purely a monitor lizard not a comodo dragon, there's a different... wtf man
Sports › Re: Paul Onuachu: Tottenham Join Teams Interested In Nigerian And Genk Striker by Dcaliphate(m): 5:50am On Oct 22, 2021
At 6ft 7 he's really tall. I hope Tottenham buys him
Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:37am On Oct 22, 2021
Mercychen:
It's not really because of breakup. I mean... I initiated the break-up. So..

The thing is, I've come to realize that im more at peace when I'm not in a relationship than when I'm in one. At least, I can think straight and focus better on my job than having one guy disturbing me with calls, monitoring my movement and always wanting me around him.
Hmn, what if those are the only breed of men that come to you? Does it mean u won't marry?
TV/Movies › Re: Alec Baldwin Fatally Shoots Woman With Prop Gun On Movie Set by Dcaliphate(m): 5:09am On Oct 22, 2021
So sad.
Politics › Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 9:17pm On Oct 21, 2021
abdelrahman:
arindin Omo Igbo
Go detonate elsewhere please I'm not with your 7virgins
Politics › Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 7:34pm On Oct 21, 2021
abdelrahman:
dumb ass stupid nigga

How is my question related to your dumb statement?
Abdel-whatever get out of my mention if u have nothing meaningful to say, u and your pedophile master
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Panic Buying In IMO State Over IPOB's Order by Dcaliphate(m): 6:08pm On Oct 21, 2021
GetMeRight:
What happened at the Lekki Tollgate, tell us?
Go and ask Fashola let him tell you what you're itching to hear
Politics › Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 6:06pm On Oct 21, 2021
abdelrahman:
so how is islamize related to the stupid sh.it u spewed out?
Na 7 virgins dey move you, find somewhere go detonate yourself stu.pid bloodsuckers
Politics › Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 6:23am On Oct 21, 2021
Hammyaladin:
you guys insult too much!! Honestly!
grin
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Panic Buying In IMO State Over IPOB's Order by Dcaliphate(m): 4:49am On Oct 21, 2021
After everything you've been seeing happening in this country and after what happened at Lekki Toll Gate on 20-10-2020 if you still believe this country doesn't need to break up then you need to get your head checked. Majority of the police brutality victims are Yorubas and Ibos. God bless ipob, God bless Oduduwa Nation. Let this Nigeria of the Hausa/fulani stay on their own alone.
Politics › Re: CBN: Enaira Will Make Government Be Able To Send Payments To Citizens Directly by Dcaliphate(m): 4:46am On Oct 21, 2021
Lets hope this never holds sway, cos more bankers are about to lose their jobs if this comes to stay
Politics › Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 4:37am On Oct 21, 2021
If una don dey conclude on how to finally islamize this country make una tell us on time oh. Buhari is a very useless president tbh. President wey get sense for use this endsars memorial day address the youth and gain back their confidence a bit. But this one's head is so empty, if u drop a pin on buhari's head, it will echo
Crime › Re: Mark Zuckerberg’s Impostor, Others Jailed For Internet Fraud In Ilorin by Dcaliphate(m): 9:03pm On Oct 14, 2021
AFONJA......A to Zee
Politics › Re: Enugu State Intensifies Safety Measures Ahead Of Dry Season by Dcaliphate(m): 8:26pm On Oct 14, 2021
Gov Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi aka Gburugburu is a buffoon, he doesn't listen to anyone. Enugu is turning to shit under his leadership and he doesn't give a hoot, the traffic lights have stopped working, insecurity is taking over the state, the roads in Enugu are at its worst state ever. Enugu has never been this unlucky since 1999.

This is all you need to know about Enugu.
Romance › Re: Was I Too Fast In Defining The Relationship? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:34am On Oct 11, 2021
SmellySperm:
I stopped reading at where you said you wanted to marry her within just a month

You're a jonzing guy undecided
grin grin better jonzer o
Politics › Re: Politicians Go Into Hiding In Anambra As Gunmen Break Loose by Dcaliphate(m): 7:51am On Oct 04, 2021
PrinceOfLagos:
Why hiding from the monsters they created

Yeye people
If you don't know, know now, the govt is behind the killings not ipob
Family › Re: Anyone Who Keeps Virginity Until Marriage Deserves To Brag – Reno by Dcaliphate(m): 9:40pm On Oct 01, 2021
Biglittlelois:
You guys should keep deceiving yourself with this rant, why can't you keep yourself solely for your wife, are you that cheap and irresponsible?
A key that opens several doors is a master key, a door that any key can open is a useless door. If you cant relate there's no need to explain any further. Things got far worse for ladies and family the moment women started to believe they can do whatever a man can do and get away with it. A man and a woman are not the same, believe it and have peace.
Family › Re: Anyone Who Keeps Virginity Until Marriage Deserves To Brag – Reno by Dcaliphate(m): 7:56pm On Oct 01, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Can someone help me tell Reno that virginity does not guarantee a good home.

We are talking about virginity and you are bringing in gender. Are women the only ones to keep their virginity till marriage?

Honestly the hate on the female gender is so much.
Its not hate. A man and a woman are not the same. No argue am.
Politics › Re: Ortom: Nigeria Not Well, Don’t Deceive Yourself by Dcaliphate(m): 5:58am On Sep 30, 2021
Nigeria wey get HIV/Aids plus Covid19 sprinkled with small runny stomach
Crime › Re: 16-Year-Old Girl Beaten To Death For Having 6 Boyfriends In Zimbabwe by Dcaliphate(m): 10:01pm On Sep 27, 2021
You dey beat her to death for having 6 bfs shey na your pussy??
TV/Movies › Re: Biggie & Ebuka Blasted Over Pere & Angel Eviction Game by Dcaliphate(m): 10:44am On Sep 27, 2021
pointblank247:
When heads of house were saving potential ebictees Nigerians didn't complain, when pere was bullying white money, you guys refused to complain . As head of house when pere was sharing raw Noddles to witch hunt White Money ,you guys were quiet. When his eviction was delayed you no talk. Now his nemesis is with him and you want complain abi.

Who deeeeeyyyyy ?
Breeeeeeeeeeeeeet grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Loses To Oleksandr Usyk By Unanimous Decision by Dcaliphate(m): 9:59am On Sep 26, 2021
Afriqan:
I believe his loss had everything to do with his training camp; a pure technical deficit.

It's obvious his coach McCracken can't take him to the next level of his career and he played according to the script all through the fight. If AJ must evolve, he needs to change his coach and reinforce his technical team.

I am emotionless, I am not shocked, but I won't blame AJ much. Usyk outclassed him tonight, 70-30, no cap.
Well put. Good observation

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