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Food › Re: A Bottled Water Sold For N3000 - Nigerian Man Cries Out by Dcaliphate(m): 8:07pm On Dec 20, 2020
Omihanifa:
What's the sense in buying Heineken of ₦400 for ₦10,000 ? undecided
bottle water of ₦100 for ₦3,000 ? shocked

When with 10k you will comfortably buy 2 cartons of Heineken beer and change go still dey to buy plenty suya


You guys are just helping Shina Peller to gather 2023 campaign funds
You're not just paying for the drink, you're paying for the people you could meet there
Politics › Re: Zubby Michael Shows-Off His Christmas Cow (Photos & Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:48pm On Dec 20, 2020
onyechez:
That cow maybe 700, 000 naira Las las.
No o, highest 350k
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by Dcaliphate(m): 7:05pm On Dec 19, 2020
Susily:
Suing for breach of contract and suing for false rape accusation, which one is more weightyhuh
Alexis Texas' butt
Crime › Re: Leaked Chat: Queency Benna Threatening Dr Obi After She Wasn't Paid After Sex by Dcaliphate(m): 2:13pm On Dec 19, 2020
Healthquest:
hahahahaha....the man can win dat case oooo cos no written agreement, afterall e paid some money and they both enjoy d knack, I'm sure d girl is Hot wen e called him give her some strokes remember she's already smoking some polly and drinking b4 callin d guy bah
The man just confessed to agreement to pay 200k on video. He can go in for breach of contract.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Things That You Hate Seeing At A Guy's Place When You Visit? by Dcaliphate(m): 10:22pm On Dec 08, 2020
illicit:
I once caught a new fish....


I told her I haven't had sex in a while....


The day we wanted to get down at my place, she asked me to produce my condom, When I produced two, she asked for the pack and the rest, when I couldn't come up with it....


She threatened to leave until I confessed that I make love on a steady. wink
Lol... That babe na CIA o grin
Family › Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Dcaliphate(m): 7:09pm On Nov 28, 2020
[quote author=Benediction777 post=96516206][/quote]Oponuuuuuuu
Family › Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by Dcaliphate(m): 11:50pm On Nov 27, 2020
If that's u on your dp, I love your looks. I like them portable. kiss
Phones › Re: My Friend Mistakenly Verified A Code Sent By An Unknown Source On WhatsApp by Dcaliphate(m): 2:34pm On Nov 24, 2020
It is finished. The hacker now has a two-step verification code for your account. That's why everyone is advised to do their two-step verification. It's very important.
Politics › Re: Mainland Hospital: We Are Not Allowed To Release Bodies Of #ENDSARS Protesters by Dcaliphate(m): 12:15pm On Nov 22, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr....
Keep on blazing my weed while I wait to see how things will unfold

It is good for them not to release the body to help in investigation
They can release those one before the endsars protest and those ones after the endsars protest.....
But the dead body during the endsars protest should not be released
grin sure guy.
Business › Re: Cosmas Maduka: I Used Rubber Band To Tie & Hold My Phone - Coscahris Motors CEO by Dcaliphate(m): 7:40am On Nov 16, 2020
FarahAideed:
Does that even make sense ? Stop glorifying nonsense ...It's Satanic money worship and disorganization that will make man worth 500 million dollars to tie his phone with Rubber band
$800million actually
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:29pm On Nov 12, 2020
atonement12:
Good! Just as I envisaged. cheesy
You talked in the nonsense, didn't know what else to reply you
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:42am On Nov 12, 2020
atonement12:
In the voice of Yehoshua Hamashiac: "All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me". So you, have a very deep rethink!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:18pm On Nov 10, 2020
Akuruoulo:
E don reach like this ?
since
Celebrities › Re: Laycon And Neo Become Orijin Ambassadors by Dcaliphate(m): 5:02pm On Nov 10, 2020
Angelfrost:
Apart from Ebuka, which other BBNaija participant has ever truly shone in the history of the dumb program in Naija??!
Bisola
Celebrities › Re: Laycon And Neo Become Orijin Ambassadors by Dcaliphate(m): 4:19pm On Nov 10, 2020
Me loving Neo's outfit, na make him no carry origin wound himself.

#EndSars protests nearly took the shine off this year's BBN stars sha.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2020
atonement12:
The onlookers may not be too impressed at the shape and size of it hung round your neck wink
grin (in Lord Therion's voice) **THINK AGAIN**
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 2:46pm On Nov 10, 2020
atonement12:
Hope ur d*ck is impressive looking?
Depends on who's asking
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:47am On Nov 10, 2020
uvie66:
So which Country can You claim as a citizen....and why don't you think how you can benefit the country.
Take your questions to the families of the lekki massacre victims, the southern Kaduna killings victims, the northerners up in borno now living in boko haram colonies.

Take your question to the creeks of Niger delta and to the countless pensioners waiting for a pension they'll never see, when you're done, come along with ministry workers who have been owed salaries for over year now.
Come take a seat with us and students of our tertiary institutions and ask your question once again.
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Gifts Herself A Necklace As Early 28th Birthday Present (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m):
you only love Nigeria when you're rich or when you're a huge beneficiary of the system.

I'll rather wear a necklace with a pendant the shape of my d*ck. Fvck Nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: Davido, Joeboy, Others At Laycon's 27th Birthday Party by Dcaliphate(m): 8:00am On Nov 10, 2020
Available247:
Though, that's a fake news about Alakija being there
It is bro, she even tweeted itv that she was never three. That woman showed in the video no even resemble Alakija
Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Blasts Rita Edochie Over Trump: 'You Are Delusional Ma!' by Dcaliphate(m): 1:47pm On Nov 05, 2020
saaphiere:
My opinion my business. How does that concern you?
I guess the photo of Tiwa rocking towel is giving him mental disorder.

Nothing hurt a man more than seeing his ex doing good and being more successful than him.
Chai, so on point. I'll never start a fight with ladies like u, u get mouth ehhhh
Celebrities › Re: Kannywood Blacklists Rahama Sadau For Indecent Dressing (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:38pm On Nov 03, 2020
stevio:
What is wrong with her dress? Does Allah actually look at these things?
No but Assistant Allah does.
Celebrities › Re: Fans To Dayo Amusa: "You Are Bleaching Too Much" by Dcaliphate(m): 7:04am On Nov 02, 2020
dikeigbo2:
do i stop orcontinue ?
Continue, you're getting there, Rome was not built in a day
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Challenges General Buratai To A Physical Combat Without Weapons by Dcaliphate(m): 7:02am On Nov 02, 2020
BlackfireX:
My own is just put me and buhari daughter in one room..


grin
grin grin i dey teeells u bro, we will deliver Nigeria's dream
Business › Re: Share Your Worst Broke Moments Experiences In Life by Dcaliphate(m): 7:07pm On Oct 31, 2020
2012, just after nysc, i was managing a 25k/month job, still dey support family from there, i remember managing N100 card and data for a whole week with my Nokia C-101, i no dey even send any babe wey dey try show interest then sef cos i know say me no go get money to even dey call grin
Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Constituency Bridge by Dcaliphate(m): 8:00am On Oct 31, 2020
EmptyGarden:
Who get shame no fit join politics for Nigeria.
Wahala for who get shame
Politics › Re: Buhari: We Must Avert A Second Wave Of COVID-19 In Nigeria by Dcaliphate(m): 5:48pm On Oct 29, 2020
OhBiafra:
The animal is talking about avoiding a second wave, was there ever a first wave?
Only Yoruba muslims believe the rubbish that comes out of Buhari's gutter called mouth
My exact question, was there ever a first wave??
Politics › Re: Lekki: Fashola Illegally Tampered With Exhibits - Ebun Adegboruwa, SAN by Dcaliphate(m): 5:01pm On Oct 26, 2020
SilverNorGold:
They are jealous because detective Fashola unraveled a comic mystery none of them could unravel for days.. They have spent days searching for a clue, but took Fashola just a moment to spot the needle in the haystack..

Lazy bunch! Instead of them to focus on their work, they were busy studying the poorly photoshopped pictures designed by some of these Nairaland 2k graphic designers who want to see Nigeria burn... Now they are jealous that it took Fashola few minutes to win the Gulder Ultimate Search.. Nonsense!

May God heal and bless Nigeria.
You're very daft and i don't mean that insultingly, I'm just stating a fact.
Celebrities › Re: Ozo Visits Senator Ike Ekweremadu (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:13am On Oct 11, 2020
dignity33:
Ozo remain the most intelligent housemate in lockdown ediction of bigbrother show but because of Nengi he loose everything to overhyped Laycon.
I wanted to like this statement like 100 times, but forgive me seun could only let me like it once.
Politics › Re: Buhari Loses 100K Followers On Twitter As Reno Omokri Starts #unfollowbuhari by Dcaliphate(m): 7:18am On Oct 11, 2020
ManLikeL:
Another sets of followers will show up to replace those petty idiots as if it will make any difference.
By the way, 3.5M minus 1 equals to 3.499M but twitter will only show you 3.4M.
Only fools won't understand this.


You couldn't get a simple logic, that goes to show your have serious mental imbalance.
If 1 minus 3.5M will give you 3.499M which twitter will show you as 3.4M, and 100k Minus 3.M will also give you 3.4M. What is the proof that those who unfollowed him were up to 100k? Akpa.
U don't even understand yourself.
By your assessment don't u think the initial 3.5M may have also been 3.599M?
All these zombies una no just get sense
Celebrities › Re: "Throw SARS Out Of The Window" - Tacha Tells FG by Dcaliphate(m): 11:11am On Oct 09, 2020
First time i actually appreciate stuff coming out her mouth

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