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Celebrities › Re: Does Korede Bello Look Different In These New Photos? by Dcaliphate(m): 11:39am On Aug 01, 2015

Houseofglam7:
I read your mind

keep doing that sweety and we r sure to meet by default.

Celebrities › Re: Does Korede Bello Look Different In These New Photos? by Dcaliphate(m): 6:40am On Aug 01, 2015

Houseofglam7:
The nose and eyebrows na d same sha o

u just said my mind exactly. how is that possible?

Travel › Re: Nigerians In Cameroon Deported In Cattle Trucks (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:10pm On Jul 30, 2015

Emekamex:
Why are Nigerians always treated as shi(t) all over the world?

we too many bruv its all

Foreign Affairs › Re: See How Ethiopians Welcomed Obama, That “red Carpet” (PHOTO) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:54am On Jul 28, 2015

WombRaiders:
You know nothing about Ethiopia.

The average Ethiopian hates Obama for his open support for ISIS.

Obama has open support for ISIS? shocked

Foreign Affairs › Re: Woman Names Baby Born During Obama's Trip To Kenya ''air Force One Barack Obama" by Dcaliphate(m): 7:55am On Jul 28, 2015

please dont name any child AirforceOne till they release album

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Dcaliphate(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015

Chai!!! see sunday lecture o as e dey hot!! grin

I know its all sarcasm sha, nice one op.

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Politics › Re: Reuben Abati: My Phones No Longer Ring Nonstop by Dcaliphate(m): 10:42pm On Jul 25, 2015

Ahmeduana:
ⓕⓞⓡⓚⓘⓝⓖ ⓜⓐⓢⓣⓤⓑⓐⓣⓞⓡ!

spooning f.ucktard

Politics › Re: Reuben Abati: My Phones No Longer Ring Nonstop by Dcaliphate(m): 9:48pm On Jul 25, 2015

mumu give me ur number let me put it on redial.. na u go tire

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Politics › Re: Drama At NIMASA As Jauro Displaces Obi As Acting DG by Dcaliphate(m): 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2015

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Politics › Re: Drama At NIMASA As Jauro Displaces Obi As Acting DG by Dcaliphate(m): 7:45pm On Jul 25, 2015

CHAI! IT WAS FORETOLD!! THERE WAS A COUNTRY!!!

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Politics › Re: 13 Ex-Militants Dismissed From Lufthansa Pilot Training School In Germany by Dcaliphate(m): 6:08pm On Jul 24, 2015

ignis:
Should ex-militants be treated very special forever? What they've benefited for the past 8 years under Yaradua / GEJ administration is okay for them.
The reward for vandalism, terrorism and bunkering should not be a lifetime of enjoyment.
Even if the government refuses to pay their fees, there is a reason.
Niger Delta, do your worse.... Nigeria is more than you.

you wont make a good leader.

Politics › Re: 13 Ex-Militants Dismissed From Lufthansa Pilot Training School In Germany by Dcaliphate(m): 6:08pm On Jul 24, 2015

ignis:
Should ex-militants be treated very special forever? What they've benefited for the past 8 years under Yaradua / GEJ administration is okay for them.
The reward for vandalism, terrorism and bunkering should not be a lifetime of enjoyment.
Even if the government refuses to pay their fees, there is a reason.
Niger Delta, do your worse.... Nigeria is more than you.

Politics › Re: Arunma Oteh Appointed World Bank VP by Dcaliphate(m): 2:25pm On Jul 24, 2015

kamair237:
world bank Sec DG or not he will still be probed and if found guilty.....
He will be jailed...

Bad belle alert!!!

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Politics › Re: B'haram (iswa) Threatens To Subdue Naija Military By The End Of The Year by Dcaliphate(m): 2:18pm On Jul 24, 2015

them fit? they never born their papa well.

Politics › Re: Is This Appropriate Dressing For A Governor's Wife by Dcaliphate(m): 2:16pm On Jul 24, 2015

its ok, so obama could have a little distraction every now and then grin

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Business › Re: PHOTO: NNPC Doesn't Sell Fuel Into Kegs; See What Man Does by Dcaliphate(m): 7:42pm On Jul 23, 2015

ahsekeena:
I think he's smart. Desperate situations call for desperate measures.

Can never do that to my bentley GT though.

Politics › Re: Did Buhari Just Say This In DC? by Dcaliphate(m): 8:45pm On Jul 22, 2015

PentiumPro:
There should be consequences for voting wrongly and there should be reward for voting wisely.
Not doing that will be a disservice for those that made the right judgment.

u r a f.ool, no wonder ur brain is pentium-1

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Education › Re: Photo: The Power Of The Mind! Weird But Interesting by Dcaliphate(m): 11:32am On Jul 20, 2015

weidr btu intretseign

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Politics › Re: Adelabu Penkelemesi Is My Political Role Model — Obasanjo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:23am On Jul 20, 2015

koligs:
A trillion likes for ex-presido obj...

Obj is a very currupt politician

you can go and get your trillion likes from Pluto.

Science/Technology › Re: See What A Man In Aba Made Using "I Pass My Neighbour Generator by Dcaliphate(m): 10:33am On Jul 19, 2015

only when Nigeria starts to appreciate true ingenuity are we ready for real development...

God punish this network, after everything i no see fp

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Sports › Re: Cheapest Price Data Mtn 1100 For 1gb by Dcaliphate(m): 5:21pm On Jul 17, 2015

never thought this works until i tried it, N1,100 for 1GB on MTN and very Legit through a very Legit fellow, thanks man!!!

Career › Re: How To React If Your Boss always Slaps You For A Minor Mistake? by Dcaliphate(m): 2:13pm On Jul 17, 2015

Career › Re: Should There Be A Dress Code In Offices And Universities? by Dcaliphate(m): 2:13pm On Jul 16, 2015

i dress to kill, thats d only dress code i take

Politics › Re: Radio Biafra Lied Against Me - President Buhari by Dcaliphate(m): 7:36am On Jul 16, 2015

krattoss:
so he has been listening to the radio they said they jammed?

Hahahahhohohh,(falls frm bench..... Mum stares at me like wtf)

una go tire.

Infact i will support biafra t v with my personal money,

zooooians lead by daura dullardi(nho).

The fear of biafra is the begging of allien technology from chukwu abiama aka amadioha.

the 'chukwuebuka abiama' he keeps reffering to is it the almighty God we all know or is it some other god?

Politics › Re: Obama To Host Buhari At Blair House For Three Days by Dcaliphate(m): 1:52pm On Jul 15, 2015

Buhari pls dont listen to his sweet mouth, approach his advances with caution and wisdom,...

dont sell ur soul or Nigeria to that puppeteered scam of a man called Obama.

May God grant u wisdom PMB.

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Celebrities › Re: Freeze Coolfm Posts Photos Of Injuries He Says He Got From Ex-wife by Dcaliphate(m): 4:55am On Jul 14, 2015*

if she proves to be physically stronger than i am, why would i marry her huh

i dey craze huh

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Politics › Re: Seven Operations That Will Annihilate Boko Haram - Soe by Dcaliphate(m): 9:24pm On Jul 13, 2015

Freemanan:
Soe is senseless.

That I agree on..

At least he made a suggestion, oya suggest your own.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Names New Service Chiefs by Dcaliphate(m): 4:46pm On Jul 13, 2015

phemmyutd:
the Wailing wailers where are thou

in yo momma's p****

Politics › Re: Abdulmumini Jubrin's Question Causes Controversy On Twitter by Dcaliphate(m): 7:01pm On Jul 12, 2015

hahaha & ha, flesh and blood has not revealed this question to you sir, u r a true Nigerian.

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Romance › Re: Am I Taking Advantage Of Her? Please Judge Me! by Dcaliphate(m): 12:00am On Jul 12, 2015

samdolad:
Bros control ur konji o & if u cannot den let her find another place to sleep. Bt why d girl sef dey allow romance bt she no want d koko gangan? If una continue like dis, its jst a matter of time b4 una collabo o

she thought she was doing the little romance as a favour, she forgot life was designed to be progressive.

The guy sha, he needs to know that selfcontrol is the hallmark of a real man

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Politics › Re: Buhari, Osinbajo Slash Salary By 50% by Dcaliphate(m): 10:25am On Jul 11, 2015

LagosBoi2:
get behind me devil/isis

dont worry, he has ur back.. yeye.

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