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paul100:
Ugly fools.Which woman will see these men and be attracted to them.I no blame them,Mtcheew

lol

Give these guys 1 billion each, even your babe go tell you say dem fine pass you.

buikem2:
It's normal. But as people have said should minimise possibility of being too obvious. Me sef i do it too, but try not letting them know

My mum once gave me 1 million and told me not to tell anyone.

lol

What if she gave one of your siblings 2 million and told them not to tell anyone?

Jokerman:
Lol...so Kaka is another Pele

Maybe.

But more importantly his latest choice is the most vital one.

Jokerman:
..

Kaka's ultimate team of all time

Kaka 2019: Ronaldo over Messi
Kaka March 2020: Messi over Ronaldo
Kaka April 2020: Puts Ronaldo in all time team, buh doesn't put Messi...

Seems Kaka is new Pele

lol
This article is from 2017.

He did this list in 2017.

Some people swore that there was no way Buhari did not contract the virus after Kyari.

I haven't heard a word from those people.

Imoh555:
The person that was buried was not kyari
Kyari died in London 2weeks before it was announced in Nigeria and was cremated in London

People really dont have the fear of God anymore

https://www.nairaland.com/5806829/abba-kyari-died-2-weeks

You have started again!

You swore that Buhari had the virus.

Now you're swearing that Kyari died 2 weeks ago.


Pls respect your age and stop peddling silly and unconfirmed rumours.

You're too old for this.

Analysing & Picking a Winner Between Lionel Messi & Diego Maradona's Identical Wonder Goals


​Unless you've forgotten your Twitter password, you'll have seen that a 19-year-old Lionel Messi produced one of the game's greatest ever goals on this day 13 years ago.

Receiving the ball in his own half, the Barcelona star wriggled clear of a couple of challenges, powered through the midfield, danced clear of the defence, before rounding the goalkeeper and slotting the ball into an empty net.

It was a goal which sent shockwaves throughout the world of football. Messi demonstrated breathtaking skill and technique in that Copa del Rey semi-final against Getafe, the likes of which had never been seen before.


In the first leg of the Copa del Rey semifinals, the 19-year-old future goat Leo #Messi takes the ball in Barça's half and blows past Getafe to score one of the most astounding goals ever witnessed. ��


In fact, we witnessed such glory in almost identical fashion just over 20 years prior to that mazy run. In 1986, ​Diego Maradona, the original Argentinian legend, produced a goal which is widely regarded as ​the greatest goal in football history, bamboozling the entire England national side, and knocking them out of the World Cup in the process.

It was a strike which brought admiration and compliments from even Maradona's biggest critics - with the probable exception of Peter Shilton.

There's no denying that both goals are eerily similar, starting and finishing in the same manner, with equal levels of quality and unteachable talent. But which goal was better?

90min investigates.

Receiving the Ball

Both goals begin with the player collecting a pass near the halfway line, slightly to the right of the pitch (although Messi obviously collects the pass further out wide). But who impressed the most in the early stages of the strike?

Maradona - The Argentina star receives the ball with his back to goal, to the right of the centre circle in his own half, and is immediately surrounded by two England players. Maradona evades the first tackle, then glides beyond the second challenge with a pirouette, which leaves him facing towards the England goal, thus beginning his sensational journey.


Messi - The forward picks up the ball whilst hugging the right touchline inside Barcelona 's half, and is closed down quickly by a Getafe midfielder. The 19-year-old skips the first tackle, and rolls the ball through the legs of the second opponent arriving from his left in humiliating fashion.

Winner: Both players showed incredible levels of skill and quick-thinking to dodge their two markers, but Maradona edges it on this one, purely because of his disadvantageous starting position and the ingenuity demonstrated to skip away from two international stars.

The Dribble

After passing their first tests, the pair then travelled half of the pitch with the ball at their feet, skipping beyond tackle upon tackle from their panicking opponents. But who dazzled the most with their pace and power?

Maradona - Ghosting over the halfway line, Maradona carries the ball, steps inside a lazy leg, goes around the outside of an onrushing centre-back and reaches the penalty area unscathed. It's a majestic assault on the England defence but you're begging the Three Lions to just stick a leg out or run a little bit faster to catch him.


Messi - Having managed to somehow free himself of two opponents on the right flank, Messi sprints infield and drives at the heart of the Getafe defence. The Barça man, simultaneously faced by two centre-backs, cuts inside of his first victim, before quickly chopping the ball between the two defenders' sliding tackles, with lightning reflexes and agility. All while running at full tilt.


​Winner: While no one can deny that Maradona's run was special, there's no ducking the fact that Messi was faced by a much more compact backline, and he was forced to produce a more cunning piece of footwork to jink through towards goal.

The Finish

You stroll past an entire team, but the job isn't done just yet - you've got to bury it. Miss, and all that work will be forgotten (or you'll end up on a compilation video of 'nearly amazing goals' which no one will bother watching). Who had the better finish, then? ​

Maradona - After working his way into the area, Maradona had to beat one of the ​greatest goalkeepers in football history. The ​Napoli star sits Shilton down, took the ball to his right, and despite being under huge pressure from behind, strokes the ball into the net with ease. A classy end to a piece of art.


Messi - With a pile of Getafe defenders trailing in ​Messi's wake, the forward is left facing the shot-stopper, whose knees could be heard audibly knocking in fear. The wonderkid also takes the ball to the keeper's right, going slightly wide and narrowing the angle for himself. Not to panic though, he'll go on to become the best player in modern day football, so naturally he stretches out a right boot and turns the ball home.

Winner: Argh, this is tough. Messi did brilliantly to tuck away his effort on his weaker foot, but for the pure poise and control shown in front of goal, Maradona just about pips it, also considering the pressure he is under and his ability to make such a difficult movement look so easy and graceful.

Exterior Factors

There are a few exterior factors that must be considered when we look back at the two goals. As mentioned before, both strikes came at crucial times, with Messi scoring in a domestic cup semi-final first leg, and Maradona scoring on the international stage at a World Cup.


Clearly, scoring a winning goal in a World Cup quarter-final - a competition which your nation would then go on to win - means that Maradona shades the 'importance of occasion' category. But Messi has youth on his side.

His moment of brilliance is unthinkably good, but to be scored by a 19-year-old kid? Unfathomable. Ultimately, a decision has to be made.

Overall Winner

Given the significance of the strike, and the fact that it was produced on football's biggest stage against an impressive quality of opposition, Maradona ​claims the prize for scoring the greatest identical goal in history!


Commiserations Lionel, it would have been nice to hand you the award on your strike's birthday, but it wasn't to be. And let's face it, both goals were just amazing. Let's thank the heavens that we were blessed enough to witness such magic - twice.

And you think the Government of Lagos would shut down it's economy and be losing hundreds of billions in order to get 10 Billion from the FG?

Chosen1984:
I do not Believe in all these ! It's After someone dies that we begin to hear all this stories of he was this or that!

Abba Kayari was Extremely Powerful in this dispensation! Infact He was the De-Facto President

The Unnecessary Killings All around the Country went on Abated because people like him refused to take the Neccessary actions..

The Ungodly and unholy disgrace of Justice Onnegen and the subsequent appointment of the Present Chief Justice was a well coordinated stuff with Abba kyari as the head.

Abba kyari cannot be said to be innocent of the Supreme Court Magic that brought about the Onnegen saga... 2 of them involved in that have gone and were buried the same day . ( Aliyu Umar SAN and Abba kyari). April 17th and April 18th. It is not Ordinary. " Vengeance is Mine says the LORD"

Aliyu Umar SAN was the prosecutor at the Code of Conduct Tribunal. He got an ex parte order from the CCT, and quickly sent it to Abba Kyari who immediately sent it to Buhari for approval of Onnoghen's removal.

It's Exactly A year Anniversary of that sham and both of them are 6ft below ..

The Fulani Herdsmen killings and free way was a highly coordinated asssignnent! Abba Kyari cannot be said to not know!

Even when it was clear that the service chiefs have been Overwhelmed! The Service Chiefs were kept there..

Abba kyari cannot be said to be innocent of the Supreme Court Magic that brought about the Onnegen saga... 2 of them involved in that have gone .( Aliyu Umar SAN and Abba kyari). April 17th and April 18th


The One sided Security Appointments in the Country is a well planned idea..

Let's stop all these talk of The late CSO being for the Nigerian project! I cannot take that!

Abba kyari was loyal to his boss - Yes

Abba kyari was given to the Fulani Course- Yes


I Better be loyal to GOD ALMIGHTY and Godly Principles in discharging my Duty than be loyal to a Man


Abba Kyari has Gone to Answer to GOD .

And this one sounds like he's got more than the wisdom of Solomon!

You're nothing but a bigot.

farady:
I laugh in Spanish. Were are all those that were hailing him? How market?

No doubt I commend his efforts so far however he shows unnecessary power play. He can be too emotional and lacks finesse in matters that requires tact and diplomacy. He could have handled the situation differently and gained public applaud worthy of emulation by other states govt.

Now he just ridiculed himself on a matter, he was 100% correct. What stops him from working with DPR, IOCs , Helicopter operators and state health officials to develop procedures for all offshore personnel transiting the state this period? States like Delta, Edo, Akwa Ibom and Bayelsa would have copied it.

Honestly I think that Wike is always paranoid.
Every move that the FG makes that he seems not to like, he feels that it's Amaechi orchestrating it. Lol.

Like you said even if he doesn't agree with the procedure of the FG, what stops him from making his own safety arrangements?
If not anything for the safety of the indigenes.

Instead of shouting and looking for a fight all over the place.

Kinematics:
Does that mean it wont be paid at last to Rivers?
Too many jokers on this forum.

This one na question,

Tell a man that you pray for him that his salary be withheld for 6 months and paid in bulk after 6 months.

Na better slap him go give you.

temptnow:
who will lose, Rivers state or Federal government. hahaha

By the time they withhold Rivers allocation for 2 years, you will know who will lose.

rexlims:
He who fights and run away, lives to fight another day.
Wike has sent a message, and anybody entering his state will do well to inform him to avoid any form of embarrassment.
Sometimes when u can't fight a much bigger opponent, u make noises d loudest and those around will be begging u to calm down.
Once u heed that advice of staying calm, even Ur opponent can't tell of Ur capabilities and he will always respect u.
Wike is wise.

Words of wisdom.


In other words fight with sense!

Lol.

Openbusiness:
I will rather trust what Pastor Chris says than trust this hopeless lying Zoohari government, a govt that before they came in they told us N220 to $1 are we ok with it? That told us subsidy is a scam, that told us if they don't fix power in 1 year we should stone them, told us they will create millions of jobs........ but today none of it is true! And you want me to trust what that kind of government says about 5G? A government that is a new day a new lie government

This is not about what Buhari says.
This is not about what Pastor Chris says.

It is about what you say.

It is about using your own head to analyze the situation

stephleena:
...so you expect us to tell lies, give praises to someone who isn't deserving of it because he's dead?

what's the need of being hypocritical, when it won't change God's judgement?

when the righteous rule, the people rejoice..the opposite happens,when the wicked rule.. even till their death.

when Yar'adua, died the whole nation wept..even the people you call children of hate, wept for him..

frankly speaking we'd rather weep for the slained victims of herdsmen and bokoharam, over Kyari and his lifeless protégé who continued to protect the killer herdsmen and granting amnesty to Bokoharam

I bet this one will weep when Diezanni dies.

Rubbish.

bigiyaro:
did you see anything like "so far" in that caption?

"So far" is not the phrase these people are wailing about.

"Biggest casualty" is the clause they are wailing about.

WORDWORLD:
It's all about envy. The poor will never cease to envy the rich and powerful.


If Abba Kyari happens to be their father and with such headlines base on his status. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE MAKING NOISE WILL COME OUT AND CRITICIZE THE HEADLINE WHICH IS BUT A FACT THAT HE IS THE BIGGEST CASUALTY OF COVID 19 IN NIGERIA.

2015 was the year Nigeria became greatly polarised.

As soon as Mega announced the winner, Nigeria became divided.

Nigerians and their tortoise mentality.

Gej was so good yet a lot of graduates died after 100,000 of them went struggling for 100 slots of immigration jobs.

Jonathan was a messiah yet 80 percent of Nigerians were living below the poverty line.

Nigerians are now blaming Buhari alone for their sufferings for the last 30 years!

Galaticos444:
bigger in wot sense?is it in terms of power,money,intelligence etc.its unfortunately we don't know our right or power as citizens in dis country dats why someone like u can make such statement

Yes bigger in power, money, popularity and influence.

He's the biggest casualty of covid 19 so far.

100 percent correct.

Hunger has made too many people angry in this clime.

FFK eyeing soft landing.

But I don't understand;

Once a senator, always a senator.
Once a wailer always a wailer.


Why would anybody want to conceal the death of Abba Kyari a mere chief of staff?

To clone him?

This silly man never misses any opportunity to mention Cambridge.

To Fani Kayode;

All of his friends in Buhari's government are good people;

But all those in Buhari's government who are not his friends are bad people.







What manner of hypocrisy is this?

eyinjuege:
Fair enough.
I assumed you would give them the same courtesy, and respect their own opinion.
Different from yours, but still legitimate.
Anyway, it is what it is.
We will all die. The man in question has lived far above the average life expectancy of a Nigerian.

Quite understood.

But really the whole essence of the forum is to state what you believe and try to propagate it to others.
The problem is with knowing when and where to draw the line.
At the end of the day no one should force their opinion on another.

Personally I know better than mocking a deceased man of 80 years old because I find him guilty of the same very things that 90 percent of Nigerians do around them, in their communities on in a daily basis; albeit on a smaller scale.

I couldn't mock a man who lived up to 80, when I don't even know if I'd make it to 80.

Perhaps a very few exceptions in very gross cases of tyranny of "Idiaminic" and "Hitleric" proportions.

Even Abacha was not tyrannical to the extent of gloating over his death.

Still my opinion though.

eyinjuege:
You cannot tell people how to feel when someone dies.
They feel what they feel, and nothing can take away their own emotions. Some are elated, sad, scared, grief stricken etc.
Personally, I feel nothing for his death. No sadness, no happiness, nothing .
I also know that we all owe death a debt, and only hope it will be later rather than sooner. Not everyone has this understanding, but that's still fine. Nothing wrong with that.
Dying should never automatically confer on you the status of a saint/martyr, as many religions and cultural beliefs seem to think.
Majority of us say don't speak ill of the dead only because we want the favor returned when we also die.
But remember the dead doesn't care.

Read Again.

I am not telling anybody how to feel


I said I don't think it's right.

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"I" is the key word.

Meaning it's my own opinion.

Lol


Those who embezzle little amounts of money from their work places rejoice over a politician's death.

Those who conduct job interviews and rig them for an unqualified candidate rejoice over a politician's death.

Those students who do exam malpractice or are willing to do cheat in exams if they have the chance to; rejoice over a politician's death.

Those who carried expo for jamb rejoice over a politician's death.

Fornicators and adulterers rejoice over a politician's death.

Those who commit abortions rejoice over a politician's death.

Those who sleep around and are unmarried rejoice over a politician's death.

Pastors who pilfer and mismanage church offerings and tithes rejoice over a politician's death.

Cultists rejoice over a politician's death.

Those who kill others over religion rejoice over a politician's death.

Rapists rejoice over a politician's death.

Political thugs of another party rejoice over a politician's death.

Thieves and armed robbers rejoice over a politician's death.

Kidnappers rejoice over a politician's death.

The joke is on all of us.

Nnemuka:
You are dull and plain silly
Everything is about tribe and ethnicity for eediots like you.
When you criticize a politician, you conclude I hate him because he isn't from my region.
Closet bigot, tueh.
Go through my comments and you will know I am not a tribal bigot like you.
Are you Bello El rufai who thinks everybody speaking against the thieves in Aso rock is Igbo?
get lost from my mentions pls and take your hate to the grave

You rejoice because he was Hausa/Fulani and not be because he was a "thief"

Liar.

janettee:
I don't think he died because our hospitals are shitty, if I could remember clearly, he had underlying issues, so his chances of survival were slim anyway.


And nobody should be forced into mourning a dead politician, stop with the fakeness please.

Of course he didn't die because our hospitals were shitty.
After all thousands are dying in countires with the best facilities like USA, and Europe.

And he must have been treated with the best facilities in Lagos.

And I also very much agree that nobody should be forced to "mourn" a dead politician.
But also I do not think it's right to "gloat" and "curse" over a dead politician.

Nnemuka:
[s]Who looks like a Nigga to you?
I will insult anybody I like, and who are you to ask me not to have an opinion because a thief died?
Tah gbafuo[/s]

Taaaah!

You are not rejoicing because a thief died.

You are rejoicing because a Hausa man who was close to Buhari died.

If one of those thieving politicians in Ibo land whose loot has in one way or another benefited your own family dies,

Will you rejoice?

Abeg here out with your hypocrisy.

Stop being silly, do not rejoice at someone's death.

Honestly you can hate anyone you want and insult tham as you can; you might even wish dead on your oppressor;

but actually rejoicing over somebody's death is the most stupid thing to do.

It's just like rejoicing at someone's sickness when you also human or rejoicing at someone's accident when you also travel.



When it can fuccking happen to anybody at any fuccking time!


Abi is it that everybody has got one life to live while you have 9 lives to live?

taiocol:
Who we go appoint as coach?

This one na Trouble FC.

Roy Keane or Gattuso fit be coach here.

Flyingngel:
You see why the indigenes shld rally round any of their leaders that are fighting for them.
I don't like some of Wike's attitude but what I like is how he goes extra length to protect his people without minding who is involved.

Protecting his people by giving them one Indomie and one cup of garri as palliative despite billions in allocation.

And then using the police and judiciary to break the law.

Continue being a political slave.

Simologistics3:
He apologized because he found out the person is not Igbo right . May dog rape his mother 50 times , stupid son of a midget.

festacman:
Bello El-Rufai is NOT faceless. He is not just one boy down the street with a device to type words. His failure to recognize that is what caused the whole brouhaha. It is no crime to hold prejudices and bitterness in your heart but once it is out, everybody becomes alerted including those who had worse things in their hearts. It is all his doing.

AFvckingAlpha:
STFU! Nigga I am no tribal bigot, so if your trying to ignite an online tribal war, nigga you damned!

And i'm fvcking mixed, you copy! Nigga I'm not all about the ruling drama shiit, go Fvcking suck a dick.

Hausa/Fulani gay!

Festacman

See people who are condemning Bello.!

See their languages!!

festacman:
Bello El-Rufai is NOT faceless. He is not just one boy down the street with a device to type words. His failure to recognize that is what caused the whole brouhaha. It is no crime to hold prejudices and bitterness in your heart but once it is out, everybody becomes alerted including those who had worse things in their hearts. It is all his doing.

I just read a tweet a minute ago from Davido.

Davido just told someone "suck my d11ck"


Wonder if it was Bello who said this.


All this noise about what Bello said is about politics and ethnicity.

People say such every time.