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the boko harams do not want western education. now i wonder if their bombs, their cell phones, their guns, and the vehicles they use to run away from the law are products of their koranic schools.

tollu:
Lol, i guess farts do not discriminate between the sexes.

no they dont.

tollu:
Ddippset
Far as I know, guys rip the ripest farts.

@Tom28
Well, I can't argue with the mother and grandmother part but that's a worldwide trend. Obesity is on the rise due to change in lifestyle basically and it affects both sexes. The female more because we have a natural tendency to store fat.

With lifestyle change though, most people can get trim bodies.

@ tollu, dont be too sure o! . ive got 5 pretty sisters and i know what iam talking 'bout. they're so pretty you wouldnt imagine they're the ones that done it.

tom28:
And thats why i said those naija chicks who are fond of eating junk meals everyday tend to have a very bad bowel movement.

yeah. on point there.

and that's probably why when they break wind, it contains an excessive amount of hydrogen sulphide and leaves you gasping for air.

by the way where is mama gee? this is where the ladies need her so badly. not when we talking soccer. some girl pls send her an SOS. let her come with her red ink, or is it pink?

Princek12:
@ OP

#1 Guys pop champagne because it draws women, who all too often dance around the bottle of champagne like musical chairs, and like like it is the only way to quench their thirst.

#2 of course guys stare at you because you have your arse and tiddays hanging out so that guys can stare. If guys don't stare I bet you will go home crying because you did not get the attention you set out to get in the first place. Ugly, amoeba looking girls can attest to this.

#3 of course having a mindset that you will automatically hit it off with them is giving you the benefit of the doubt and the mindset of a predator. And if you guys don't hit it off, then adios.

#4 what is wrong if a guys asks you for your cell phone #? Why can't you release of some stress and meet someone if the chemistry is right and you feel each other. Maybe if were not so uptight, you won't have that much stress to release off in the first place. Chill back and relax and take it easy. Life is not that hard.

#5 If a guy offers to buy you a drink, take it and run with it. And from what ladies said in the other thread, offering to buy you a drink is a good way to create a relaxed atmosphere. I guess guys can't win, as you have turned what is presumably a good gesture of chivalry--to buy you a drink--into a sin and crime that the offeror has committed. Chill and relax; life is not that hard.

#6 Maybe he is just being a little persistent, as persistence sometimes pay off. And maybe if you unambiguously and unequivocally  communicated that you were not interested to him, he will leave you alone. Reasonable minds may differ as what it means by "not showing signs of interest." When in doubt, a true player will persist unless clearly communicated to him. Tip: just leave so that he can focus on the next girl. It is not a big deal. One woman's poison is another woman's meat.

#7 the guy is just trying to catch a feel.

#8 As stated earlier, popping a bottle of champagne attracts women preys, so he may be doing it for that purpose. But hey, maybe he likes to drink champagne and is popping it for himself to drink. Is it a crime to buy yourself a drink you like? If you don't like the look of champagne, turn your face the other way.

#9 he is trying to know  the inner you so that he can feel you out more. Is that a crime? If he is not trying to know the inner you, you will call him a pervert. Now he is trying to know the inner you, you have criticized him. Now the enigma of the confused female continues.


#10 wearing dark shades in the club is a little bit off, except the guy has apollo (conjunctivitis) and is concealing his red eyes. Otherwise, it is some crap that some men do.

#11 sometimes no means yes, and him pestering you for a dance shows he is being persistent. Eventually, he will get the message. But persistence pays at times, as some so called decent and classy girls claim they like to make a guy work for it to show they are not easy. Don't front like you don't like the attention.

oops ! that's the 'no pigeon' version right there. i must have missed it.

the ladies just compiled the 'no scrub' version. now who's the brother to lay down the 'no pigeon' version?

this is a distress call, it's an SOS.

if everyone wants to marry the one that loves them more, then no one gets married, there would be no marriages.

hollandis:
10 reasons why I hate being a woman:

1) I am so sick of my period! One-third of every month is negatively affected by my period. I am either sick from cramps, bloated beyond belief, on it, finishing it, too emotional, not emotional at all, or just simply not myself. The right months are worse than the left ones. Ortho, Depo and the others do nothing to help.

2) I hate make-up. I went to work today without make-up (I feel like crap already) and the first thing I hear when I sit down is a co-worker saying "I see you woke up late this morning, you should put your face on before anyone else sees you like that",  WTF, this is my face,  it is a cute face,  I like it just the way it is. Why do I have to put on a show for everyone around me, hell some of the guys here don't even shave before coming to work,  they wear the same tired clothes every week,  so why do I need to bother?

3) I have to be a slave to fashion. Same as the make-up situation, god forbid if I wear my most comfortable pants to work, or an out of style outfit that I personally like. Why do I have to spend a couple thousand dollars a year on clothes and accessories, why do all of my friends want to shop all of the time. This is a sickness, and I am sick of it. I wish I could dress like a guy, in the same suit I bought in 1999 and the same tie that I have worn every week for the past three years. That would be nice!

4) My bra has never fit me right! Why can't I find a bra that fits me perfectly? One that is slightly adjustable to compensate for my ever changing body? With the right cup just slightly larger than the left cup, one that provides just the right amount of support. Is this too much to ask, retailers have put significant effort into the feminine hygiene realm, perhaps they could divert some of their R& monies away from moisture lock technologies and into making the perfect bra. If only I was a little smaller, then I could go without.

5) I hate the following terms: kitty, Slit, Cooche, womanliness, Snatch, Cooter, Beaver, Hole, Muff, Arrow, and Clam,  I also hate mammalias, bosoms, Funbags, Melons and any other idiotic name people come up with for my body parts. I have a womanliness and bosoms or bosoms. Easy as that. Can you say womanliness? I hope so.

6) Double standards: Men get away with murder in the business world. Women are held to a much higher degree of scrutiny and to a much higher standard than men. When men talk they are networking, when women talk we are gossiping,  when men make mistakes they are risk takers, when women make mistakes we are incompetent, when men argue they are debating, when women argue we are being catty. You get the idea. I am just as smart, if not smart

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/137792491.html

i like your post really. i read it carefully and i see you speak from the heart. i wish you could focus more on all of the advantages you have as a woman. good luck, cheers.

that man cannot be less than 42 years old.

just for the mere fact that we are having this debate tells you how great the 23 yr old is. do we hear (c ronaldo is better than pele and maradona) F**K NO. do we hear (ronaldinho is better than pele and maradona) F**K NO. do we hear (iniesta is better than pele and maradona)Bleep NO. do we hear (zidane is batter than pele and maradona) F**K NO.

90% OF THE PEOPLE TALKING HERE DID NOT EVEN SEE A LIVE MATCH OF PELE'S. ONLY A HAND-FULL SAW MARADONA PLAY LIVE. AND YET THEY DO NOT MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO JUMP INTO THE ARGUMENT. FOR ME MESSI IS THE GREATEST I SEEN LIVE- WORLD CUP OR NO WORLD CUP. THIS IS NO TENNIS, THIS IS NO NADAL OR FEDERER. I JUDGE HIM NOT EVEN BY WHAT HE HAS WON BUT BY WHAT IVE SEEN HIM DO WITH THE BALL. ALOT OF PEOPLE FROM ALL WORKS OF LIFE ACROSS THE WORLD HAVE DARED TO COMPARE HIM TO PELE AND MARADONA. EVEN SUCH COMPARISONS ARE OK FOR ME TO SAVOUR.

this arguement is just a waste of time. how could someone say you have to win a world cup before you can be the greatest player. so that means a player from nigeria, japan, usa and so on could never make it no matter what he does on the pitch? the argument seems so illogical and so irrational. messi has got a spanish citizenship i think. so if was possible and he joined the spanish national team a night before the world cup today you could then label him the greatest? not sensible at all. THE SIMPLE CONCLUSION IS THAT ANY FOOTBALLER OF THE ERA FROM 2004 TILL DATE WILL NEVER BE THE GREATEST EVEN IF HE DOES MAGIC ON THE FIELD AND WINS 10 WORLD CUPS. IF SUCH A PLAYER IS FROM MADRID THERE WILL BE BARCA, MAN U, CHELSEA, FANS TO TELL YOU HE IS TRASH. IF HE IS FROM CHELSEA THERE WILL BE MAN U, ARSENAL, BARCA FANS TO TELL YOU HE'S TRASH. AND VICE VERSA.

efisher:
Exactly. People just jump on a subject to comment without thinking deeply.

he should make explicit statements then and avoid controversies. need i remind you IWU WAS A PROFESSOR TOO.

if you're the female keep your trap shut!

the dressing is not even the stress, at least you could always feed your eyeballs while you wait patiently on an endless queue; the problem really is their harsh, unfriendly and unwelcoming attitude, having a false ego on themselves or probably taking out the banking job stress on the world.

firstly 35% of 70 million is 24 million. what was the total of buhari's and GEJ's votes again? cant really remember. and who's to blame for the voter apathy; registration commenced 4 or 5 days late and even voting commenced hours late.

up barca !

AjanleKoko:
Guys,
take a look at this.

COOL.

snowdrops:
I will drink to that

yeah pal, let's pop the champaigne, cheers to the best football group in history.

snowdrops:
hahahahaha if you meant this as sarcasm.

what the heck are you on about if you were serious

lol. if u know me snow drops, iam barca to the bone

vislabraye:
All the goals scored by Barca were superb. . Vidic got a red card? When ? In fact the goal Villa and Messi scored, he was blocking the goal keeper. It was your coach who did not make early sub. But the game was fair. Even the goal scored by Man U, Gigs was offside

I dont agree with you. English clubs are about the best. Its just that only that Barca was in good form. The game they had help from the ref was against Arsenal

iam only an impersonator. impersonating a typical real madrid and man u fan. and barca didnt get any help to be arsenal, it was only poetic justice served to arsenal after messi's goal was wrongly disallowed in the first leg.

ddippset:
no o! that is why i say UEFA the referees keep supporting barca. is it because of UNICEF? WHY? why? why? why did he give vidic a red card? why were alvez and villa diving? why did he disallow chicharito's goal. if not 4 uefa barca will not win anything. useless club!

thank you my guy u are right. man u were seriously robbed last nite.

no o! that is why i say UEFA the referees keep supporting barca. is it because of UNICEF? WHY? why? why? why did he give vidic a red card? why were alvez and villa diving? why did he disallow chicharito's goal. if not 4 uefa barca will not win anything. useless club!

montelik:
^^^ Why didn't you post that in d Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Messi Who Is Better thread. In case you missed it, this thread is about a guy breaking a long standing pichichi record. Your arguments are better suited for there.

thank you. correction well noted. but iam only reacting to so many comments ive read here from pple who posted b4 me.

10 REASONS WHY MESSI BEATS ronaldo ANYTIME ANYDAY!
1.MESSI IS 2 YEARS YOUNGER.
2.MESSI IS TWICE WORLD PLAYER OF THE YEAR.
3.ONLY MESSI HAS BEEN COMPARED TO PELE AND MARADONA.
4.ONLY MESSI HAS BEEN CALLEED THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME(even if it mite not be true)
5.ONLY MESSI HAS MEDALS FOR HIS HOME COUNTRY IN INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.
6.MESSI HAS WON MORE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TROPHYS(since that is the only common denominator to all leagues) IN CLUB FOOTBALL.
7.MESSI HAS BEEN AHEAD IN CASTRO RANKINGS FOR OVER 2 YEARS AND RECORDED THE WIDEST MARGIN IN HISTORY OVER RONALDO IN FIFA AWARD IN 2009.
8.MESSI HAS BEEN VICTORIOUS IN 95% OF HEAD TO HEAD MEETINGS.
9.MESSI HAS THE DISADVANTAGE IN SIZE AND STRENGTH BUT STILL COMPETES.
10.ONLY MESSI EXCELLED IN YOUTH FOOTBALL AND THAT MEANS RAW AND NATURAL TALENT( no one knew ronaldo until he was an old man)

how could someone say messi cannot perform in the epl. a league that has fabregas, nasri, van persi, david siva, chicharito, anelka, rooney all performing. a league that has berbatov as top scorer. plus, the common denominator to all leagues is the champions league where all players are measured and u hav a certain messi top scorer 3 times in a row? very dumb dumb arguement!

let me predict; messi wins the champions league, messi wins the copa america, messi ends up with >53 goals, > 25 assists. someone tell me what would happen at the ballon dro awards.

AjanleKoko:
Whatever they wear, let them sha thump Madrid again, who cares about the jersey jare

word. fine jerseys sha.

usbcable:
eh ya,
i now feel your pain.
no wonder you always complained about RM players all wanting to pass to CR7.
actually its soo obvious as you say, but would you blame them or CR7.
its no shameful thing as you claim, its called ''all for one'' and ''one for all''.

@usbcable. if the league was still 4 contention then the real madrid players would be looking for the back of the net and not looking for ronaldo and also messi could increase his tally, it's logic. also messi worked so hard and got to 52 a month ago when alot was @ stake and it would be difficult for him to get that tally some other season and now he's been rested. 4 me it's quite dis-heartening and ive to be frank about it.