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Hmmmm........this one is stroooooonnnggg!

'Abuja connection' thingz........that's how most of these parastatals do their 'underG' runz.

And so?

What your take on this? Be realistic.....

There is a problem somewhere........

All this trekking things must stop oo! Cos GEJ will think Nigerians are enjoying trekking these days than entering Cab/Motorcycle/Tricycle. That's why fuel is becoming a problem to get........

The burial jingle be like 'we regret to announce the demise of our brother, Mr.Johnbull......The sad event took place when he was hit by a Bull high on weed at National stadium,mexico......burial arrangement will be arranged by the family'.....

She will stop after 'May 29'.......cos GMB will deal with her.

You will even be wondering if they use this type of phone in their country. They see countries like Nigeria as dumping ground of rubbish.
...........anyways,still waiting for Solar powered phone without battery.........

@OP......
As energetic Nigerians, I think it's high time we need to be creative and stand out. Let's try and do something new. We've had enough trekking stories. The lady that missed the Job should try something new and no need for her looking for Job again. Like.......'Lady pushed wheelbarrow from Lagos to Abuja to congratulate GMB' or 'Lady summersaulted from Abia to Asokoro to see GMB'
You will become a millionaire in the next 60days

We are tired of trekkers.......we need people who can do something different. Something like 'Meet the man who summersaulted from Lagos to Abuja'.......or 'meet the man who did frog-jump from Enugu to Abuja'

RUUUUUUNNNN!!! Scammers at worK......

EKO O NI BAJE!!!!

Osanobua!!!!
The man go dey have sex with Elephant or Hippos........

If you see any Indigene of Ogun state and Lion, please try and kill the Person before you kill the Lion........
This one is stroooooonnnnggggg!

These South Africans with their foolish act........do they have brain at all?

With the looks of things, ladies will now be changing their BBM Display Pictures with status like this 'chilling in graveyard', 'Relaxing at gunpoint', 'selfie before burial', 'at the hospital hanging out with patients', etc

No be me talk am ooo

Na another Swiz account be that belly..........or you fit call am 'savings account' . The man dey save food for raining days....

I beg........why Beyonce neck swell for that picture? she don get goitre?

@OP........are you sure your girl is not 'Ogbanje'?

E be like relief materials for country wey dey suffer from natural disaster.......

When is Jesus christ coming? Let Him come sharp sharp and put end to all these cos it's getting worse day by day and this ISIS idiots are growing tentacles all over the world.
I wish that fire should come down from Heaven and roast them like suya. They are too wicked........even devil sef they fear them.
Anyway,we are more than conquerors........

Tomorrow.......when Man will be separated from Boy.
Whom do you think will win the fight?

OSHOGBO WEED at work.......

@OP........
Let me advice you. You have wonderful qualifications to fetch you Job in Nigeria market system. You are unstoppable in the future!!! It's just that the whole system has turned upside down in the country to the extent that most companies/organisations will prefer to give even a high school graduate 'oyibo man' from foreign country a job while PHD/Msc are entering 'keke Napep' all the way. Our society don't encourage certificates again. They make us feel like 'going to school is a waste of time'.
Try and work on your personal skills and abilities. Don't wait until you get a stable Job......start with what you have. There is a potential in you that the whole world is waiting for. You can start bloging if you are good writer; you can start start sewing clothes business(you can employ people if you don't know how to sow) ; or anything you can think of in your environment. Also if you can find your way out this country to do 'hustling jobs',bros don't miss the opportunity. The way this country is going hen,even devil is confused .
You can start with the little and I know God will surely make you great in life IJN.

Fifthed.....

Any name wey una wan give una sef dey ok......either Lower Niger or Low waist.....but una problem dey desame and e dey follow una for back.....

Beer and 'weed' are brothers.........