₦airaland Forum

Hmmmm.....
Another super story! Na every 4months dem dey kill shekau. When it is June 2015,dem go tell us again say Nigerian Army don capture shekau and I'm don die....
This will be the 5th time when they will tell us that the man is dead. Abi shekau get 9 lives?
Nigeria and political games!

Wetin sef? Una wan take mouth kill this man?
GMB shall not die but live........

Checking your babe's inbox kills faster than AIDS............
If you want to live long and see your grandchildren, ignore the inbox thingsssss...

And with all these I wonder why some people are still running after GEJ when the man is killing Nigerians with systematic sufferings and robbing us with false hope.
In my own opinion,all politician are THIEVES! But let's allow another person to occupy the seat for a while. It's not a chieftancy seat that one can occupy till death. Let's give GMB a chance to prove himself. GEJ is just playing us like PS4. His second term ambition is not pure; in fact no second term ambition of politicians produces good result. Let's try and ask questions from top economists, highly place educationist, knowledgeable people,etc.....they will tell you that Jonathan is not helping this country. In case you have forgotten, GEJ was never a politician. He was always appointed as either a deputy or vice and that is why he doesn't really have the right clue of how to rule us. If we should continue like this, what history are we going to tell the coming generations? What good history........that naira to dollar is N222? chai!!! Nigeria is currently having the largest unemployment rate in africa . Educational is massively crumbling despite the increasing number of private institutions; economy is nothing to write home about; etc. GMB is not a perfect man nor GEJ but let us give a disciplinarian GMB a chance. GEJ has wasted our money enough. It is only failures that are always desperate for powers but good work speaks for successful people. GEJ don't force leadership power on yourself,let your work speak for you. Even if you push JEGA to the wall and connive with defence minister as per security issue to slow down the election, YOU CANNOT SLOW DOWN GOD!
Funny headlines in the dailies........how can billions of dollar be missing every time? na breeze dey blow dem comot from federation account? A good example is NNPC missing money that is becoming controversial now. How long are we going to continue with these lies?
Here comes the 'change' we have all been waiting for.......
This man will make sure that Naira to Dollar drops down to N5.......
Sai Buhari!

Firing Squad!

Why are people accusing JEGA? Is Jega the problem of this country?
Jega's plan was February 14th but he was pushed to the wall and was left with no option by our NATIONAL PRINCIPALITIES that we call leaders.

Na wa for una o! Politicians dey make money,una dey para for nairaland.
All these politicians no send una oooo. If una like make una dey throw grenade for nairaland, e no concern them.

SMALLPENIS:
Reminds me of the series : THE 100
who else Knows that movie?

Clarke and her mom, chancellor, Bellamy,Murphy, Jasper, finn, Ravens, Lincoln, etc....

Mathew

Infinity.........provided you are legally married and Godly approved.

Nice one!
I know say one day you go make us proud..........
Prepare for the next Olympic games.

Mhizizzy:
Bros?? I tink u Sud reduce ur own garri consumption ...itz a girl

Thank you! I appreciate that boss! Hope the font is not too small for you to read? So that we can know if it's a general problem for you and your sister.......

ireneony:
Can you change your font.
I can't read your write up

Bros,reduce your Gaari consumption.

@ OP.......3 gbosa for you!

In mathematics,they are called MIXED FRACTION!
In supermarket,they are called TOMTOM.
In music industry,they are called 2FACE.
In Hollywood movie,they are called HORROR.
In chemistry,they are called BALANCED EQUATION.
In physics,they are called NEUTRONS.
In 9ja politics,they are called CONFUSION.

Nostrils and heart! The day you stop breathing,you heart stop beating.

Thank God for my private Jet!

Dangote must hear this.......

Hmmmmm 25,000km roads by GEJ?..........ONLY ON CARTOON NETWORK OR NICKELODEON!

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Wetin! E be like person wey take AJINOMOTO rub body...........

The botanical name is SCAMMERTOZOA SPP.

Nigeria is a complicated country. Even if they give 365days for PVC collection, Nigerians will still complain,mostly politicians. There is no better way to problem than postponing election cos even if they should postpone the election till next year, will that put a stop to bokko haram activities?
GEJ will be happy now to keep using NTA and AIT for his political insincerity. Presidential seat is not a chieftancy seat where one can rule for decades. Is it a crime if power is changing?
ALL POLITICIANS ARE THIEVES BUT AT LEAST LET A THIEF VACATE THE SEAT AND LET ANOTHER THIEF OCCUPY IT.
..........GEJ, you cannot rule forever! your plan will fail you. You pushed JEGA to the wall but you cannot push God from changing His plans for this country. GOD PASS YOU!!!

Father and daughter kissing? Adonbilivit! After kissing, what next?
Whatch out for part 2 of this movie titled 'oh Father, oh daughter!........go to Idumota and grab your copyyy nowwwwwwww!

GBAM!!! LOBATAN!!! END OF DISCUSSION!!!

GEJ be like 'oh boy, your mouth dey smell. Park well make breeze blow me'
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