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Crime › Re: Woman Who Went To Bury An Aborted Child In Anambra Arrested By Police (Graphic) by Dearlord(m): 11:39pm On Jun 29, 2020
This is horrible
Sports › Re: Solskjaer Warns Liverpool It Will Be Difficult To Dominate Like Ferguson's Utd by Dearlord(m): 9:09pm On Jun 27, 2020
Look at this prmature albino rat talking shocked
Crime › Re: 3 Women Arrested Over Smuggling Of 818 Rounds Of Live Ammunition by Dearlord(m): 7:53pm On Jun 25, 2020
Downfall of a man is caused by his greed .
I hate stupid people, if you want to do good then do it right & if you want to do bad do it well also.
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Kenyan Girl Raped By 3 Men She Met On Facebook After Traveling 210km by Dearlord(m): 7:47pm On Jun 25, 2020
The police too should not rape her
Health › Re: Mum Of One Commits Suicide After Crying For Help On Facebook by Dearlord(m): 12:02am On Jun 24, 2020
I wished i came across her,I could have told her beautiful life is
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by Dearlord(m): 11:17pm On Jun 21, 2020
God knows that I have been trying, it's not easy growing up in average Nigerian family where you work daily to survive if not I would have been a thousandnian au birth.
Made my first chunk of 100,000 from a chemical company at the age of 22yrs
Family › Re: Woman Buys Coffin For Husband In Anambra As Father's Day Gift by Dearlord(m): 11:03pm On Jun 21, 2020
This evil news from Anambra is now making me to have a re-think on my fiancee.
Politics › Re: Chad Begs Nigeria For Electricity Supply by Dearlord(m): 6:35pm On Jun 19, 2020
I won't be surprised if they are given light because Nigerian Government are meant for business.
Family › Re: Married Men Sleeping With Their Wife's Sister Or Maid: Let's Talk About It. by Dearlord(m): 6:28pm On Jun 19, 2020
Lord have mercy on us all
Romance › Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Dearlord(m): 9:01am On Jun 19, 2020
Onyi22:
Girls don suffer for Nairaland
...no be only girls.

I fit see e other side view of u?
Properties › Re: Lady Demands Refund Of Rent After Flood Destroys Her Property In Lagos by Dearlord(m): 4:10pm On Jun 18, 2020
She want payment after refunding??
The matter no fit settled in Lagos
Politics › Re: NNPC Begins Crude Oil Exploration In 11 LGAs In Niger, Kwara, Kogi by Dearlord(m): 8:49pm On Jun 17, 2020
grin grin waste of resources.
Did they keep any oil that they are searching??
Crime › Re: Grace Oshiagwu Raped And Killed In A Church In Ibadan by Dearlord(m): 4:33pm On Jun 14, 2020
I thank God as this evil is been exposed gradually.
Reminds me so many cases in a place of worship where some rapists will be in the midst of the congregation raping our women in the corridors of a place of worship.
Autos › Re: I Am Planning To Acquire My First Car With A Budget Of 500K by Dearlord(m): 11:51pm On Jun 13, 2020
phal:
U re just a bittered person, I know people like u...no be me put u for problem...abeg carry ur wahala go else where
cheesy if you are a normal person, tell me a single reason why I should be bittered over ur choice.
... U don't know nothing about me.
....I got no problem, just trying to help u not to make a mistake that will consume u.
Autos › Re: I Am Planning To Acquire My First Car With A Budget Of 500K by Dearlord(m): 11:11pm On Jun 13, 2020
phal:
I can see u have nothing reasonable to say, it is not everything u put ur stinking mouth....besides I'm not begging any body for funds
...just the same way u don't have a reasonable cash to buy a reasonable car.
.... nothing stinks so high than the truth .

...pride goes before a fall.

I wish you the best of ride in ur new car.
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Scorpion Found In My Wardrobe (Photos) by Dearlord(m): 9:54pm On Jun 13, 2020
Scorpion snacks is ready.
It is not as big as I expected
Autos › Re: I Am Planning To Acquire My First Car With A Budget Of 500K by Dearlord(m): 9:51pm On Jun 13, 2020
Oga you should kukuma tell us to contribute and buy u a car instead of asking for a coffin to bury yourself.
Agriculture › Re: FG To Kill Pests In 12 Northern States With N13bn by Dearlord(m): 9:34pm On Jun 13, 2020
Oh! Lord! The finish is finishing.

The the Nigerian Government is the biggest pests in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Shooting In Aso Rock: PDP Raises Alarm, Demands President Buhari's Response by Dearlord(m): 8:56pm On Jun 13, 2020
Buhari loves shooting in the other room, he is such an old Soldier.
Romance › Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by Dearlord(m): 11:28pm On Jun 06, 2020
This 21st century is doomed, I have just finished peroozing the radical comments over here I concluded that we still have a light year to go before we can be envisieged as proper thinking human.
Crime › Re: Pius Nweke Arrested For Having Unlicensed Guns by Dearlord(m): 10:22pm On Jun 05, 2020
Which kind of annoying haircut is this again ?
Crime › Re: Man Rapes His 2 Daughters, Another Rapes 85-Year-Old Grandma In Niger State by Dearlord(m): 11:14pm On Jun 04, 2020
Abegi, this rape matter done too much Baba God abeg close this chapter for us.
Pets › Re: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Dearlord(m): 11:10pm On Jun 04, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
Lol, u guys are just too close minded n religious. So if u Bible give u ur family give u companion a dog cannot also give u companion?

Even the white that give u the religion use pet as companion, it doesn't stop u from reading ur Bible n having a family.

U can read ur Bible, play with ur family j still own a pet.

Ion know how much dog meat is.
Not that I am too religious, but I dislike owning a dog as a pet. There are snake and cat which are very easy to train and it has it's own manner very different from dogs
Crime › Re: Robbers Attack First Bank In Kogi. Kill Many Policemen, Customers (Graphic) by Dearlord(m): 11:01pm On Jun 04, 2020
These are not force men , during my time in military my rifle is my soul whenever I put on the uniform on duty .
Pets › Re: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Dearlord(m): 1:34pm On Jun 04, 2020
Nairalandmonika:
Companion n money. If u have a female dog u could sell her puppies
Devil is a liar, compa.... What? For where dog dey?
No no no. I have my Bible and families as my companion.

But, wait ooo, how much is a Plate of dog meat?
Pets › Re: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Dearlord(m): 1:29pm On Jun 04, 2020
ThothHermes:
I wonder o. The thought of cleaning up after them. God forbid.
That's it oo shocked
Pets › Re: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Dearlord(m): 1:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
mansakhalifa:
You could become a pro-dog breeder as a "side-hustle". Couple of extra loose bucks for the pocket.

You know... there is also the extra incentive of being called a "dog herdsman"huh smiley

Or don't you like the title?
Lord have mercy grin upon all the millions of title na Dog-herder ?
Shegeh Bros grin grin
Pets › Re: My Diary (From A Dog's POV) by Dearlord(m): 11:51am On Jun 04, 2020
What do I stand to gain if I should train a dog ?
Business › Re: 10 Banks Earn N22bn On Account Maintenance Charges (Names) by Dearlord(m): 11:31am On Jun 04, 2020
You all have not tested what I am going through in my UBA , they charges me #398.73 monthly.

If not because of their pretty staffs, I would have closed the account.
Crime › Re: Rape Accusation: Aisha Defends Peruzzi by Dearlord(m): 10:31am On Jun 04, 2020
godkiller:
No be my fault, na the recent false accusations cause am ooooo.
No forget as dem say "clear conscience fears no accusations" make ur d**k dey clean oooo grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Rape Accusation: Aisha Defends Peruzzi by Dearlord(m): 5:34pm On Jun 03, 2020
godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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You be confirmed yeye graduate grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Oluwadolarz Accused Of Rape, He Reacts by Dearlord(m): 8:42pm On Jun 02, 2020
Fresh matter on board

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